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Crime › Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by Kelklein(m): 9:09am On Apr 18, 2024
iSense247:
How will the surety deposit #20m with Court registrar or clerk as the case may be... ? Will the surety deposit into their private bank account?
every court has a registry account.
Not their account personal.
Crime › Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by Kelklein(m): 9:08am On Apr 18, 2024
Babaibeji2020:
Wrong......
Nobody deposits no money...
You are confusing surety in like sum with bail money..

Bail could be in three forms: Monetary,
just Surety in like sum; or Both

This is why most stringent bail conditions are difficult to meet esp the Both.
Crime › Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by Kelklein(m): 9:07am On Apr 18, 2024
hardbody:
Nobody deposits a dime. Stop arguing what you know nothing about
You are confusing surety in like sum with bail money..

Bail could be in three forms: Monetary,
just Surety in like sum; or Both

This is why most stringent bail conditions are difficult to meet esp the both.
Celebrities › Re: BREAKING: EFCC Reportedly Waiting To Pick Up Prophet Odumeje On His Arrival by Kelklein(m): 11:07pm On Apr 17, 2024
Odumeje never sprayed money, he was sprayed..

The offence is on the sprayer not the sprayee 😀😃
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: Court Restrains EFCC From Arresting ex-Kogi Governor by Kelklein(m): 6:40pm On Apr 17, 2024
olatade:
That Judge that gave that Restraining Order that Yeye-Bello should not be arrested by the EFCC is one of the enemies of a better Nigeria
why do you think the EFCC finds it very difficult to prosecute corrupt politicians.. it is because of Judges like this.. In Nigeria, the Judiciary which is supposed to be an independent entity remains stooges of the Executives at the Federal and State Level.. they are deliberately starved of funds so they can always go cap-in-hand to beg the Executive.. and do their biddings.

That is why you see judgement like this without justice..

Like Obi Cubana said.. money na water.
Crime › Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by Kelklein(m):
Available9:
Please educate them

Let me add my voice

Granting someone bail at any amount simply means that the person who will stand as surety to the accused must be ready to pay that amount when the accused runs away before the conclusion of the case, meaning the surety is not even paying any money before the release of the accused...even cubana doesn't know the meaning of bail, hence he wouldn't have posted that "money na water "...no one paid any money...it is simply a condition should the accused runs away


I bet 99.9 % of nairalanders do not know this
Wrong.. the money is deposited with Court registry or clerk as the case may be..

It's not after the person defaulted.

At the end of the trial the money is returned as long as the bailed person did not jump the bail.
Career › Re: Obstacle A Police Officer Must Cross Before Qualifying As Mobile Police Officer by Kelklein(m):
even if you fail in the obstacles test.. na man-know-man dem dey take qualify las las
Politics › Re: Governor Ododo Helps Bello Out Of Abuja Residence Amid EFCC, DSS siege by Kelklein(m): 6:24pm On Apr 17, 2024
The former governor should have quietly followed them and answer whatever query it is they have.. since he said this is a 'witchhunt' by his political detractors.. Doing Dino style of evading the EFCC won't help anybody..

Same Dino that they are mocking yesterday is the style they are copying now..

Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Yet To Take Off As Deadline Elapses by Kelklein(m): 10:25am On Apr 17, 2024
There are clear signs that there are those who deliberately throw spanner on the wheel of progress in the country... for selfish ends.

We all can pretend not to know or continue with our sleeping mode, until an El-Rufai comes to tell us or wake us up..
Business › Re: Naira Gain Surpasses Expectations @ 1020/$ Say BDC Operators by Kelklein(m):
I was in the bank today..

And honestly I was just shaking my head at the quantum of dollars people were passing round and handing to the fx designated tellers.. I told my friend that we ourselves are the problem of this country.. everybody just cashing in whenever they see any small opportunities not minding the repercussion of their actions on the country and the poor...

Those people are simply those that hoarded the dollars.. (Most kept them in their safes locked up at home hoping that it would get to over 2k.. now everyone is suddenly loading dollars out.. as a matter of fact, there is a dollar glut right now in Banks..

This is the right time for the CBN to put Nigeria first for once.. take the rate back to N500, you would see the BDC moderate to around N550.. watch fuel price crash and inflation normalise like a magic..

The big win here is that they have closed the big gap that causes abuse and arbitrage.. they have stopped the fx mádness
Celebrities › Re: EFCC Set To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest For The Mutilation Of The Naira by Kelklein(m): 7:49pm On Apr 16, 2024
Health › Re: NAFDAC Bans Dex Luxury Bar Soap In Nigeria by Kelklein(m): 6:37pm On Apr 16, 2024
Na now wey una don give the soap publicity Nigerians go dey find am to buy.. our things here dey always different 🤔🤔
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Vows To Deploy 'weapons It Has Never Used If Israel Launches Retaliatory St by Kelklein(m):
All these brickbats back and forth sef don dey too much.. if una wan fight make una fight make we rest..
Christianity Etc › Re: Israel Is The Proof That Christians Are Docile But Powerful. by Kelklein(m): 6:01pm On Apr 16, 2024
Autos › Re: Nigeria Used Honda Accord For Sale For 1.2 Million In Kano by Kelklein(m): 5:52pm On Apr 16, 2024
Snap the engine..
Romance › Re: I Need Someone That Can Be Giving Me'akamu'every Morning Here In.. by Kelklein(m): 9:46pm On Apr 15, 2024
Better go and marry

Make your husband dey help you prepare the akamu

He can also help you buy the fruits

🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️
Christianity Etc › Re: NOUN Students Demand Apology From Dunamis Pastor Over Dehumanization Of Graduate by Kelklein(m): 9:17pm On Apr 15, 2024
which apology.. do you even know if all of these was staged and it went awfully wrong🤔🤔🤔
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Arrives New York Court For Criminal Trial by Kelklein(m): 3:43pm On Apr 15, 2024
a country where individuals are not bigger than the institutions..

A hope one gigantic country like that is learning a thing or two
Politics › Re: New Band A Tariff: NERC Orders Automatic Downgrade After 7 Days Non-Performance by Kelklein(m): 3:23pm On Apr 15, 2024
iswallker:
How do they do that ?

I thought the band you are depends on the feeder you are connected to...or a disco can place you on band A regardless of your location... huh
Most are on estimated billing.. Band A Premium estimated billing..

Ask any Hotelier you know around..

DisCos exploit them alot..
Politics › Re: 2024 Budget Exposes ‘Misuse’ Of Funds By MDAs by Kelklein(m):
this one is not even news.. it's been the usual practice from time immemorial now in the Country..

Nigeria is like a man who goes to borrow money for all members of the family to steal, and that includes the man himself..

The Head doesn't show enough example to discourage members from misusing, misappropriating and stealing our limited resources.. it's like a stealing galore..

Nigerians are very exemplary people.. they copy what the leaders do.. if, as a leader, you condone indiscipline, your followers would follow suit.

But sadly we have a suitation where the Country's Leaderships across the three divides have shown woeful examples of corrupt and dishonest leadership and the result is what stares us all in the face today.. the governors in their respective domain haven't help issues as well. Everyone just do as they so wish and expect everything to be okay..

You reap exactly what you sow.. it's only natural!
Politics › Re: New Band A Tariff: NERC Orders Automatic Downgrade After 7 Days Non-Performance by Kelklein(m):
That means everyone of them on that band would have to be downgraded because even as we speak, nobody get light as I heard the Grid had collapsed.

If this thing affects everybody, it means that policy was done in error and ought to be reversed as soon as possible. Commonsense demands that.

My suggestion is, only industrial areas or complex should be placed on band A and be fed as such, while residential areas should start from B and above. The current rate doesn't make any sense at all and should be reduced..

Another thing I observed is, the DisCos placing every Hotels and Hospitality business in the country on BandA and making them pay estimated premium regardless of their location, just because they are business centres.. this is exploitation taking tòo far and ought not to be..

Let the Hotel People breathe abeg!!
Politics › Re: Don’t Devalue Naira After Implementing New National Minimum Wage – FWF Tell FG by Kelklein(m): 1:03pm On Apr 15, 2024
From their submissions, "it has been hell for Federal Workers since the removal of fuel subsidy.."

I'm just wondering how then it has been for those without Jobs..at least the Federal Worker still collects his salaries and even gets Wage awards, I heard for 6 months..

the common man on the street gets nothing. Labour who are supposed to fight for a better living standard for all, lost focus at some point due to the dual Nigerian factors of gréed and sélfishness.. 🤔🤔
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Kindly Advise Me Should I Start A Business Or Look For A Job by Kelklein(m):
How did the two commenters above conclude that the op is a female.. he could be a male you know..

Have you ever seen where a woman is looking for a house and furnishing it in order to get married and settle down?!.. I sense that the op is a male..

@OP, you already have a skill set, that means you do not need to waste your time going to look for a Job.. this doesn't mean you won't look for the Job o as time runs by..

I suggest you focus 75% of your time on your proposed business.. use part of the savings to get a small place and grow from there.. network and let people know about your business. Leave the house furnishing for the time being, you can do that later not long from now..
Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Fined €1200 For Downloading A Movie Online In Germany by Kelklein(m): 12:45pm On Apr 15, 2024
Come and stay in Nigeria and be downloading any movie you want.. cheesy
Crime › Re: Soldier Arrested For Stabbing A Motorcyclist In Lagos by Kelklein(m): 12:31pm On Apr 15, 2024
The military boys have been on rampage lately. They need to take it easily tho.. the poor citizens are already going through enough in the hands of government..
Celebrities › Re: "I Am On My Knees": Davido Weeps In A Video Shared By US-Based Model (Video) by Kelklein(m): 9:20am On Apr 15, 2024
Politics › Re: Youth Leaders Demand Chukwuemeka Woke's Apology To Governor Fubara by Kelklein(m): 9:07am On Apr 15, 2024
there are two state governments in Rivers right now.. nothing wey you go tell me..🤔🤔🤔🤔

In the end, it's Rivers people and governance that suffer.

The 'selected' governor loses nothing.

The Godfather who chooses his own commissioners, the numbers he want and even assign them portfolios by himself.. he loses nothing..

It's up to the people of River to liberate themselves from Political slavery. When the people allow 'selection' as had happened in Rivers, they have no say in how the government is run..
Business › Re: Which Lucrative Business Can I Start With 200k-300k by Kelklein(m): 9:06am On Apr 15, 2024
Charcoal business.

Get a supplier that would supply you in Sacks..

You can resell them in Bags and also retail in small Nylon..

It's not a 'Dirty' business as some might think.. Once they are packaged, you have no business touching them again.

You would make Good Profit of say between 20-50% every Month.
Politics › Re: Electricity: How Do I Know The Band I Am On? by Kelklein(m): 8:54am On Apr 15, 2024
I only know of Abuja Electricity Distribution Company (AEDC)

go to https://infocheck.abujaelectricity.com/

Input your Meter Number and click on Submit..

It would show you your Band.
Celebrities › Re: VIDEO: See How Pastor Enenche Caught Lady Giving Fake Testimony In His Church by Kelklein(m): 8:48am On Apr 15, 2024
Nigeria is a wild place.. it's possible even the 'fake' testimony itself na fake. e fit be staged..

Some churches can stage anything.

But what do I know..
Celebrities › Re: US Girl Davido Cheated On Chioma With Release Video Of Davido Begging Her 4 Pus¥ by Kelklein(m): 8:43am On Apr 15, 2024
Bhet this format suppose don cast now.. why Davido still dey use am..

e still fit work sha

The way bloggers are jumping on it

Another music loading..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Used 2 Seater Upholstery Chair & Big Cupboard For Sales For 40k by Kelklein(m): 8:30am On Apr 15, 2024
Post the pictures before dem go ask you whether you steal am..

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