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U Neva build house but snap pic in front of every yard u c like u build it or u never by okoda but quick to snap with Gwagon u c like u bought it or u no be military but snap with friend uniform like u b soldier or u Neva c dollas b4 but u Photoshop yurself into pics spraying Dollas and so on....

Am still trying to come to terms with d kidnapper saying that " they have bought the whole area". Obviously they have a "value chain" which is sustaining the Biz..............

40million in 4days?? N u think they will ever stop?


I hope we read this story and learn to mind the type of pictures we keep on our phones....that the lesson that comes with this story among many other lesson

May God keep us safe at all times and congrat to the folks

EjaikreTheViper:
Na craze dey two of una head.una go soon enter market.

. Easy oh

Which kind market? Shop right or left?

Q:
How do I ensure uniform growth of my plantain sucker leading to uniform harvest so I could recoup my cash all at the same time??

ANS:
It almost impossible to have a uniform sucker growth and uniform harvest because of factors which we shall discuss later. However, kenfarm only advise plantain farmers to adopt a method called Calibrating the plants (Suckers)
Calibrating involves grouping plants (suckers) together according to size and weight. Only plants (Suckers) with similar characteristics should be planted together. With this method, farmers can classify the suckers as they mature and harvest the plantain with similar size together. For details on factor militating the possibility of uniform harvesting contact our eBook.

Q:
What precautions must be taken to ensure proper planting of the suckers??

ANS:
Precautionary measure to be taking when planting are numerous. Revisit the fist page of this post for few of it and consult our eBook for detail.
However, While planting, make sure the bottom of the pit does not fill with water. If
necessary, mix black earth with 10 to 15 kg of compost. Before planting,
add 15 to 20 cm black earth to the bottom of the pit. The plants should
be placed in the pit with their scars facing the same direction in order
to facilitate their care and propping. Planting PIF plants is very delicate.
Make sure each one is planted so that the collar is visible. Pile up a little
soil around each plant and avoid planting them too deep.

Check www.kenfarm.com.ng for more info

husbandsnatcha:
>...at d bolded make adaibeku catch u

she don catch am already

Welcome to a new season, new ideas, new decisions, new harvest and new partners. Kenfarm wish to admonish all our esteem client to start a new season by testing that farm soil if it suitable for your crop of choice.

We help you test your soil fertility, send report to crop Nutritionist and Agronomist for appropriate recommendations.

We have in abundance treated hybrid sucker and fruit as well as flour for sale

Cheers!!

Irrigation farming has started for those wise farmers who cultivate at off-period ... .place oder for your viable hybrid suckers. We deliver to yur farm.

Cheers!!

Emmah123:
I read that the Mike 12 market in Lagos is big enough for any farmer to sell out all of his produce. If this is true, why do we have several farmers in Southwest especially Lagos and Ogun States that complain about inability to sell their farm produce?

Does anyone has a good answer to this please?

Good Q,

It very true we farmers have challenge when it come to making cash out of yur farm produce. Am looking forward to the ministry if Agric doing something about this. Until now, Government are insensitive to the challenges of farmers.

Incase some one who knows some one that knows some one that knows the French graduate who is a Minister of agric in a Country like 9ja, pls help inform the minister we farmers need what is called a produce Bank.

In other developed countries, farmers usually will take their farm produce to the Government who own the Produce Bank, the Government purchase the farm produce from the farmer and give a pay check for the purchase produce to the farmer.

This way food price is regulated by the Government as the Government usually will take the produce to the market to sell to consumers

So Produce Bank is the solution and way forward!!

Hey folks,
This is the appropriate time to make huge profit out if your farm land. Do an irrigation farm and cultivate yur sucker at odd time ...contact kenfarm for more details
Cheers!!

There times Married men feel like going back to bachelor days when they use to be alone in their room watching that favourite tv program or movie

Prettychichi21:
Canada o even if it's double the said amount..

everything about Naija jus taya me

Even with 500Million I will still choose to relocate. This country is casted jare

Babs612000:
please how much do you a sell one.

Thanks for yur enquiries. For detailed info pls call kenfarm on 09090060588
Or send us a mail.
Regards

RoyalBlu:
Osu in 2019


Even the ancestors have moved on.


She'll be fine.

D most hillsrious comment for d day in my opinion�������� laugh won kee person

Ojizy1:
I am 27 years old and I have been dating this lady for 2 years now, I'm doing well with forex trading and make money without hitches.

I always take her shopping and buy her good stuff but the thing is I don't see her as my life partner but now she's 4 months pregnant and she concealed the information from me.

I'm not ready to father anything child now because I'm still yet to complete my house.

Guys please suggest what should I do .

U dey funny ....u are not yet ready to father a child cos yu are yet to complete yur house.....but u can complete the tidying up of a pus-ssy

Guys pls suggest he ask google

Whether they expel them or not d kool is more popular now n those kids are celebrity now....no thanks to blogger bloggers

The only thing I use to belief of all what the preacher men use t preach is that God is a merciful God

I mean, shit happen this days n u wonder if God was man d universe would have been eradicated....

RIP to the dead.

But I thought their was a warning that copers should flee from INEC election job?

Getting to know the soils in your area

As explained in our previous post, it's difficult to make any useful generalizations about the soils of the tropics and subtropics. Soil-forming factors like climate, parent rock, time, topography, vegetation, and management interact in countless patterns. It's not unusual to find two or more soils on one small farm that vary markedly in texture, depth, slope, and other important features.

Different geagraphycal area has different soil profile and fertility. The reason why some crop grow in certain area and will not grow in other area no matter your input. Consult kenfarm on 08038623884 for more detail
Cheers!!

Kenfarm went on an inspection of a land if it useable for agricultural purpose today. Are u aware that not all soil are suitable for agric purposes

Some farm soil has gone into desertification and buying such soil for agric purpose is a waste w cash and time. Such farm are usually very cheap.

Do not repeat same error of last season......test the fertility of the farm soil before yur purchase.

We do a volumetric analysis of your farm soil and send a comprehensive report cum recommendations from an Agronomist and plant Nutritionist.

You always get velue for any pany sent to kenfarm..
Cheers!!

Are you aware that hybrid plantain suckers are heavy feeder of macro nutrient?

Are you aware that not all exchangeable actions are released to the soil?

Are you aware that the topography of your farm land determines how much pseudo stem will be affected by wind?

Do you know that you do not just apply any Qty of manure on your farm land? Over application raise the nutrient beyond critical level and under application leads to deficiency

The solution to all these and more will be explicitly taken care of in our soil fertility test. Those who engage our services last season are reaping the benefit

Make a wise decision. Let us do a soil test on

1. A newly acquired farm land

2. A land you have been putting to use for over 3yrs

3. A land with poor yeild

4. A land with a soil suspected to be having soil for building construction

5. A land expose to direct sunlight for years and prone to erosion

Badgers14:
So Naira Marley can't afford to buy belt to hold his trousers

Laugh won ki me

Some croper go still go take head chuk

anslem04:
that won't b necessary his blood runs in me, gud tinz in life as a price, you want a man that wil spend fortune on you, buh what do you av to give, "lazy thief" why not take ur virginity to the bank or stock market n lets see hw much interest it wil yield after decades.u beta stop aspiring to be a rich man wife, aspire to be somebody ursef.u no wan dick buh u want men money ..ole

Nigga easy oh laugh won kill person

nuban07:
Like u said the man means a lot to u and he is supportive financially also, not only to u but also ur family. Give him what he wanted now

Sex or no sex man that will not marry u, will not

U just said the koko......d guy has moved on to marry that lady who knows how to use her tools to get what she want

We plantain farmers hope to smile to the Bank someday too

flew on a plane for the first time.....while in air, I keep looking through the window, viewing the planet earth and wondering the greatness of God as he created the universe


Hybrid plantain sucker still available for sale. It has been forecasted that we would have lot of rain till November this season....so it still safe to plant.

NwaAmaikpe2nd:
Your comment is indirectly seeing or taking me as a infertile lady already.

No one pray and wish for a childless marriage so don't take side with him that i may be infertile all along.

I love this man with all my heart but he should understand my personal decision.

My dear, I dear not wish my worst enemy to be infertile. OK....let me rephrase. Assuming it the other way round, the challenge is same.

It will never be yur portion...IJN

However, what u should be concern about is if tour man loves u genuely enough to have u as wife virginity or no virginity.

He will take yur virginity after marriage and rest will be story but if he does not love u, d challenge ahead of the marriage can be life treathnining ....

NwaAmaikpe2nd:
Good evening everyone in this forum.

I have a big problem in regards to my relationship with this man I love.

I met him in 2017,two years back to be precise.

It was love at first sight as we both click immediately after an hour conversation with him.

He introduced himself to me as a banker and a senior one at that.

He has always spoil me with money and stuffs.

Though we had kisses but no sex not until now.

He has been pestering me for sex after our family introductions 3 months back.

I have made it clear to him that i will break my virginity until our wedding night but he said No that he has to know if i am fertile before taking me to the altar.

This is tearing our relationship apart and the painful thing is that he is the one sponsoring my brother in tertiary institution and also promise to get me a slot where he works with his position.

I love him but his decision to break my virginity on the basis of fertility is breaking me emotionally and i don't know if i should call it quit with him and damn the consequences or yield to his demand and destroy my personal pride.

Pls what should I do?

So what about yur virginity?
Will yur virginity sponsor yur brother? If he marry yu as virgin do yu think it will change anything or gaurantee yu of a happy marriage?
Supposing he marry yu and yu guys start making Babies and the Babies are not coming? Do you think he will dump yur ass for another girl especially where the test confirm his OK. Do yu think yu are ready to stand the emotional trauma that comes with a childless marriage?

Betta use yur sense. If yu have a good answer to all the above Qs then u can do the needful

madridguy:
Naira Marley this is not what you joke with. This is a very big issue which can make many people praying for the fruit of the womb sad.

Let be guided.

God that answer Sarah's prayer will answer everyone praying for the fruit of the womb.

U just express my mind
I mean what brought about such talk?

Good gesture, but do u have to make it public?

donbachi:
After opening a boutique for her by her husband....she get mind go open her husband boutique for another man....dis is pure wickedness.

If she no open her boutique for another man how she go sell the men cloth. However yur response is hilarious

Few weeks to the d end of the season. We still have giant elephant suckers for sale

Shibaraba:
Break failure na one of the disadvantages of driving a car. E dey happen anytime even amidst regular checks. E pain me say the driver was just unlucky to kill the kids. Kids that shouldn't be selling by the roadside in the first place. May their soul rest in peace. My problem is why burn the car? As burnt offering? Or it will resurrect the dead? I just tire for my country people.

During my hustling days In Ibadan I managed to buy one Toyota Orobo. Master brake had issues I repaired instead of replace. The day wey ogun for kee na the day wey the brake fail. On top molete bridge I was going to beere. Match brake na fuuushhaaaa I hear. I begin to shibaraba santaribobo in tongues even though I know say the prayer no fit answer. Because na olosho I dey carry go drop for house and I no give her chingbain. I give her solid lamba with intention say as I drop I go zoom off. Brake fail I started thinking fast. Beere road is everyly busy. If I keep on people go die. One solid canal dey there. I been wan try James Bond jump out of motor after steering the car towards the canal. As I dey think am I see one very sweet god sent Micra dey drive out from nowhere. I no think am twice..... Skrrrrrree gbosaaaaa. I hit the car men. For my mind I was like we go settle am. Nobody die. The man came down. Me see come down but as sharp man I Don lie down dey beg already. E joor sir. E joor sir. The man anywhere he dey God go bless am. His micra had iron guiding for back. He just looked at his boot saw the little damage. Turned to me and said, "Now you're a man", and drove away.

I was shook visibly. Enter motor start am e start. Thank god. Match brake e work. Match am again e work. Olosho was nowhere to be found. I just turned around,drove home, parked by the road and put big pangolo on the car. Wetin I buy no go kill me.

Bottom line... 1.Check your car regularly.
2.If anything needs to be bought to fix the car buy.
3.If eventually brake fail find inanimate object ram and pray for the best.
4. No carry Ibadan olosho. If you carry pay her well.

Laugh won kill person for here