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Ojuntana:
Lazy bone
If it's to eat all the food in the house now you won't carry last.
Only to stand up and sit down don turn wahala

Tag along on my gym sessions every Sunday, let's see whose bones are lazy.
I will gladly bench press all day, but you see that annoying stand up and sit down that messes with my digestion? Count me out.

She's very konjified at the moment. Continue digging gently, you'll soon meet that bottomless pit your heart desires.

Absolutely disgusting. Later now he go dey find where to harvest pesin kidneys.. see how stressed,desperate and worn out he looks from years of trying to keep up with an obvious lie.

kkins25:
When it comes to manifestation of gender, it's kinda tricky, unlike sex.

We all have seen people who display attitudes that don't fit their gender. I don't support the idea of changing your gender because, your chromosome cannot be XY and then you tell your self that you are a woman.

Because our psychological traits exist in the dimension of continuous dimorphism, there may exist a person who is closer to the feminine spectrum but far from the masculine one.

one should embrace the fact that he or she doesn't find pleasure in doing things that his/her gender normally do.

There are women you will never find hanging with other women and vice versa in the case of men. They are fine the way the are... It reminds me of those days they used to call me "woman wrapper" .. LOL...

woman wrapper phenomenon is what oyinbo man use as excuse change genger.. i but why aren't they cutting their diicks of though?

Oga keep quiet. If you have a dick act like a man... there's nothing tricky there. Same goes for pussy owners.

Confused generation.

What a greedy and ungrateful gambler. So you won 2,600 with 100 naira and you have the guts to open a thread and cry.

Seun, try and get a new messenger.. this one is an irredeemable idiot.

So now that the matter is choking them, they've brought another one, Richard Dale College.

Okay o, can we also see email printout from Dale College? Yeye fools. The way they expend so much breath and energy defending rubbish you would think they're actually the ones contesting.

Lol, this one don cast him brother.
Na jungle we dey, e fit don collect brown envelope. No honour among thieves.

Me oh my.. I love these! Such bliss and serenity they invoke.. almost medicinal!

TheSourcerer, you're sapiosexual aren't you?
If I ever find your missing phone I no go flash am. Lol

Well lucky for her she attended a 'nice' church.

I was once invited to a church service, I think it was Redeemed, we didn't sit for two minutes straight. After every few minutes, what I would hear was 'may we all rise to our feet'. This continued till the end of the service, I was soo frustrated.

Needless to say I didn't go back there again, ever.

He's a fraud. I've lost my secondary school testimonial before. All I did was go back to the school, they verified my records and issued me another one on the spot.

So if he's truly an alumni of those schools like he said he should go back and ask for another one. QED.

OP, don't listen to all those idiots above saying you should've bought the lunch for her.

If she was the responsible type and wanted to be yours for keeps, she would've offered to buy you that lunch, knowing fully well that you paid for her the last time because she didn't have cash.

That girl is a spoilt brat and will only continue to bill you till thy kingdom come.

Better to be single than have an inconsiderate leech as girlfriend. So keep searching because she no follow.

seunmsg:
Ignoramus.

You're a clown. And I hope for your sake Tinubu wins. E go clear for una eyes... these past 7 years na play.

Lots of wallpapers here. I really love abstractions.

Great job OP

meobizy:
This shows Nairaland has a long way to go. A so-called 2.5 million population yet we have no pill poppers and mushroom eaters educating inquisitive minds on the forum. Boo. The ones who consume weed can’t construct proper sentences to begin with. What a shame.

And what stops you from educating us based on your own pill popping and mushroom eating experience....?

Black is beautiful.
Insecurity kills!

Richy4:

I mentioned John because I liked the fact that he was fearless.. and doesn't care about the consequences where the truth might land him... He speaks the truth unlike nowadays evangelists..

Saying that pastors shouldn't involved in politics is just not right.. They are part of the society right?.. they pay taxes.. They shop in the same place/ malls that regular people shop... If the economy is hitting very hard, it affects everyone irrespective of pastoral status or regular individuals. So why can't they voice out an option that they think might change situations?

Even in old testament, Samuel was part of political sphere of things in Israel.. Elijah, Elisha.. Jeremiah etc..
Jeremiah was almost beaten one day in side the church when he said something unpopular..

In my opinion,Mbaka should be allowed to say what he has to say... without being discriminated against.. pastor or not..

I quite understand you. But in Nigeria, our pastors and religious leaders are a big part of the problem because they all have a price. Mbaka was among those who forced Buhari down our throats.

I don't believe they (pastors) will ever feel the impact of a bad economy as much as the ordinary citizens. And point of correction we don't shop in the same market... These guys are rich. I once visited an uncle who was a priest. Believe me he had a bar right inside his parish house with very expensive drinks there like Hennessy and the likes.. that was someone I considered 'upright' and just.

So you can imagine.. they hide under the umbrella of the church to enrich themselves. Otherwise why would a man of God call someone stingy .. for whatever reason?

Philipsdael:
Boss forget all these logics ...
Na girls talk say make guys just go straight to the point
My guy here go straight them see am like mad man

Seems like you're misunderstanding that statement of going straight to the point. Let me paint a picture..

You meet a wonderful girl and you guys are getting along, she's starting to like you and you really like her, too. Sexual tension is building up between you two, as you enjoy a newfound closeness.

Now this here is that critical time because it determines whether you end up in the friendzone or 'bedzone'. This is where going straight to the point comes in.. never at the beginning. Unless she's a prostitute.

Richy4:
If u were a Christian, u would have known that John the Baptist was not an easy fellow to deal with as well... Luckily in his own ministration, he was not under anyone... hence his tragic death..

Mbaka is passing through all these because someone on top is 'checkmating' him...
People should be allowed to air their opinion and view even if it's unpopular... Someone might take correction from it..and turns for good..

Lool. @bolded really cracked me up. You so twisted your point here. Or were you actually implying his tragic death was a good thing?

Anyway, we can agree Christianity has gone past the days of John the Baptist and has long adopted meekness and softness in manner of preaching their gospel.

So in essence, Mbaka should switch to politics where being rugged is a big plus or act the calm pastor his job requires.

teebagy:
ohh okay . Do women lose weight if they ejaculate

Significant weight loss is not something that has been linked to excess ejaculation by the scientific community whether in male or females.

So long as you eat well and live a relatively healthy lifestyle, it's actually medically recommended to have sex multiple times a day.

teebagy:
does releasing semen make a man older and how?.

I could list a coupla things that'll make one age faster, yet releasing semen won't be one of it.
On the contrary, exercise from regular sex makes one look healthier and therefore younger.

Though, one may lose weight, if he doesn't eat well, but ejaculates frequently.

Onelove508:
But it isn't that easy o. Old man is always repulsive for no reason. Trying to get close to him is like trying to woo a girl who doesn't like. He forms too much.

Mother is giving same advice you just gave. Two of my siblings are already trying to get close to him but it's hard for me, I'm like him to an extent.

I'll try. Thanks bro.

You're welcome brother. Btw, here are few things you could do;

Show him a real desire to have him as your mentor. He's relatively rich like you said, so you have nothing to lose.

I understand he's toxic from what you've written up there. From experience such people are actually very soft inside. So flatter him like you would a girl, boost his ego and let him take the lead, he's your father after all. But keep focus on your goal!

Believe me it's cold out there. No one is willing to help. So hold on to your family while you still have them.
I wish you the best.

Answer this bro, I'm curious.. did you have a mischievous smile on your face when you said it or did you look dead serious like a rapist willing to do the do and serve jail time.

Anyway, to pull off such, your vibe and her comfort levels really matter. Even though she may want sex too, you don't want her feeling like a slut. It will surely backfire.
In all, your mistake was you came on too strong too soon in the convo.

anointedlinks:
The idea is not to seek validation from anyone but to become a man of value for yourself which automatically attracts good things to you.

The video where he brought a woman was to have a perspective from the point of view of women and is just one of many on the channel - many of which don't include women in them.

Okay bro, as long as it works for you. I'm cool.

A guy was even telling him 'e don do' but a pussy whipped nigga was hell bent on seeing 'made in china' logo as he washed that plate relentlessly

You need to be tied to a tree and flogged repeatedly.

If that girl you brought home is not adding any value to your life apart from sex, you had better send her packing because at this stage in your life, she will only be your undoing.

Though I for like keep quiet and wait for your next thread 'my girlfriend left me for a rich man after spending all my savings on her'

Thrash!
So because a woman gave you green traffic light, then that means you should make advances towards her in front of her husband and his best friends. No social discretion.

Burna boy is a child and has no game. The fool even went ahead to order his security to shoot whoever stood in his way, like a demented animal on heat.

The two of you are mad.

People love wiizkid to the ends of the world and it's little wonder especially when you repeatedly hear news like these from burna boy, davido, portable and co.

One thing is sure though, you live by the sword, you die by the sword.

That 'sleepy' feeling after sex is not really sleepiness at all. It's just your body adjusting to the hormonal changes that has happened during sex.

I'd see my girl get up immediately after sex and start doing house chores and all. It would really piss me off like I didn't hit it well.

Though I got to understand that they right after all. Once you shake off that initial 'sleepy' feeling, it disappears unlike an actual sleepiness that wouldn't just let you be till you rest your head.

Mbaka had always been more radical than his job demanded. Went as far as opening his ministry with cult-like followers loyal to him, instead of the ONE he claims to serve.

Glad that Bishop finally got balls and did the needful.

Such a vile preacher with no social discretion.

Onelove508:
*Relatively RICH.

Amen o!
I'll be a great Dad.

If I will give you a word of advice. Get close to your dad, now that he's still around. Doesn't stop you from being close to your mum as well.

Nobody is a 100 percent, not even your mum. So learn what you can from your dad and know the ones to discard.

Excuzeme:
You just nailed it back there!
Most Children dont look at and recognise the effect of a cantankerous Mother, on a Father's relationship with their children.
We have a neighbor we grew up with, in our former place. When we were young, we all knew their dad was the best dad anyone could wish for, he will take us along, when he is taking his own children to the amusement Park or for swimming. infact, he was so nice you will think whether it was him who father us too.

But one day, he and his wife had a serious fight and since that day, there House suddenly changed.
First, the mother stopped us from coming to their House and also stopped them from coming to our house but the Man will still come and knock on our door and still carry us out.
Eventually, the loud argument s got louder and Police got involved. We later heard that they went to Court and separated but the Children were given to their Mother.

We moved out of that area, about five years later, l met one of them and he was speaking very bad and negative about his Dad.
I was shocked because this was the man that even loved me more than my own Dad who travels a lot.
So, l asked him where his Dad lives now and he said "I dont even know where he lives and Mum does not allow him to come to our house again".
I was so shocked that he saw it on my face and asked why l felt like defending him?
i just shook my head because l was short on words..... if only l did not know this Man for over five years, l would have believed his own Son.
When l went home from School, l told my own Parents what l heard and my Dad just looked at my Mum and smiled, without saying a word.
I later asked him about it again and he said, "When two Elephants fight, it is the Grass that suffers".

It is now that l am a father too, that l came to appreciate those Words and know that Marriage break-up is what mostly makes some Fathers appear uncaring, the Mother will do everything to brainwash the children against their Dad and make him appear uncaring, even actively prevent him from caring, so she can be justified.

Almost everyone who talks shyte about their Dad, came from a broken Home and lived with their mother! Why is that?
Does that not show that the Mother has a lot to do with it

You're also very accurate. It's quite often that we see a mother come between her husband and their kids than vice versa.

A father will hardly get first place in his child's heart over his wife. No matter how bad the woman is or how good the father is. Though he does all the dirty work to keep the family running smoothly. It is what it is.

Still, sometimes it takes only a child who has grown up and faced life, and probably started his own family, to appreciate his dad.

To be a man is not easy (redpill or simp) lol.

Onelove508:
I'm 31 bro.
I know when someone cares and make sacrifices.

He is relatively rice, own a few houses but me and my four siblings stayed in one room face-me-i-slap-you for two decades.

His priority are his concubines, old man can commit adultery in my presence- no shame no dignity.

I literarily grew up without a father figure; no protection, no provision, no guidance nothing nothing..

Abeg no allow tell stories way go spoil my mode dis night

So sorry about your experience bro.
Remember the way you choose to look at things matter a lot. In my opinion you have a great dad. He may not be a great husband, but he's definitely a great dad.

It's confusing when you say he's relatively nice and then say he owns a couple of houses but still left you in the trenches with your siblings.

It begs a lot of questions, like, were your parents separated and what about your mum did she have a good relationship with your dad? Anyway, I hope you heal and become a better father to your own kids.

Onelove508:
If he/she has no memory of his/her father is it his/her fault or is it by force to have a memory that isn't there.

My father is still alive and ok but I have no memory of him making any sacrifice for me, he is just there.

My mother doubles as my father.

Let me help you with the bolded since you can't open your eyes and see.
Your father has been there for you all your life and all you can do is come here and say trash about him.

You want him to die for you before you rate him? Shame on you.

LadyD22:
The thing about you humans is that you only like to look at things in one way z did it ever occur to you that some people may not have been lucky to meet the same father that you have ? You lack emotional intelligence , sometimes someone doesn't need to talk for you to understand that they are giving a hint that they might have gotten hurt in the past and don't want to be triggered

I believe you lack overall intelligence. Go back and re-read her comment and tell me where she stated any of these your hypotheses.

Hint Kee you there.