₦airaland Forum

OluwaLina1:
He used his mum as next of kin instead of me😏

Channah1:
The rain has kept me indoors since morning, not letting me know what to do with my life. So I slept only to wake up and realize I've not eaten.

I strolled to a nearby eatery and this was what I got for 1700. E no even "ok me".

Its better to cook your own meals o.. I can't wait for this regime to be over.

Semo 300 Chai you for go mama’s chicken
Soup 1 portion 400
Goat meat. That small thing 1k.

They tricked me into buying that soup because what I saw on the menu list was ognono 200 only to finish eating and the lady now told me it's 400. I checked again and saw that the menu list has torn. That was why the price of the ognono now tilted down and pointed to the wrong price ( 200).

Why would they even sell soup separately? Is that not wrong?

GOFRONT:
Dear Lord,

Pls never give me a Girlchild. Never ever

Thanks and Yourfaithfully.
Truely yours.

GeneralPula:
Jonathan does not have any good name..

Nigeria was in shambles during Jonathan too. It’s not as if he did anything better..

Infact, he’s the worst president PDP ever produced!

Rapmoney:
In as much as we always try to paint and re-paint realities, they still stare at us in the eyes with the greatest level of confidence or boldness you can think of.

I am using this post to offer a candid advice to Nigerian graduates within the 2.2 grade level, especially, those folks who graduated within the last 2 years. I said this because I should think most of the folks who graduated 5 to 10 years ago would have been able to create something for themselves, whether on a small or large scale.

Graduating with a 2.2 grade should not make you start dwelling on how you did it wrong and what you could have done and not have done.
Your 2.2 grade does not mean you are not intelligent or brilliant. Certificates from Nigerian higher institutions these days have lost their true value and relevance. There is little or no difference between university certificates and cardboard papers or wallpapers. Your 2.2 grade should give you the signal that the labour market is not friendly to you because even the first class and 2.1 graduates are not finding it easy as well. Except you have strong connections, you may never get that dream job of yours with your 2.2 cert. It is the truth. There is no proverbial Good Samaritan anywhere. Stop waiting and act.


ADVICE FOR 2.2 GRADUATES

1. Stop looking for that dream job that is almost nonexistent. Get productive in any small firm that employs you. Even if the salary is not big. Make sure you save aggressively like a mad man. Give yourself few years and start your own business in any lucrative industry you have interest in and passion for. Grow your business diligently and gradually. Make sure your eyes are wide open kokoroko like those of a hawk. No room for distractions from unserious friends. Business first.

2. Humble yourself and learn a good lucrative skill. Nigerian university education is almost like a scam! The country does not possess the industrial capacity to absorb graduates from most of the departments and faculties you fancifully look at in JAMB brochure. Again, without connections, there is no Good Samaritan out there. Go learn a good skill and TRY TO BE VERY GOOD AT IT; it should not even be related to what you studied in school. You should explore other career paths in life.


The Nigerian society does not always believe in 'practicalize what you can do for us to see'. So even if you are a very bright person who graduated with a 2.2 due to some unfortunate circumstances, you may never get that chance to prove your worth or knowledge to get employed in your dream industry. That is how the system is. Yes, it is all messed up you would say. And you are right. The system believes in connections laced with mediocrity and financial gratification.

My candid contribution...

Happy Weekend!

play5050:
If U Get The Cash, Go Find Olosho And Tell Her That U Need Her For Friday Night To Monday Morning And U Will Be Fuccking Her Any Time Your Dick Raise.

And Make Sure U Put Porn Movie On A Repeat
Try To Go At Least 10 To 12 Round A Day But Have Access Food And Drinks, If U The Smoke It Will Be A Plus For U.

Tell The Babe To Be Complete Naked All Day, After This Three Days Fasting U Will Be Okay.

I Have Do It Before, They Was A Time That If I See Any Girl My Dick Will Just Stand, And Is Affecting Me In Public, I Go Find Olosho In Jos, I Paid Her Well That Girl Finish All My Rice But She Solve My Problem.
I Make Sure I Go 10 Round From Morning To Nigh, From That Day My Dick Stop To The Stand Unless I See A Naked Woman.

consultancy:
You think Exynos is MTK? knw what to say before u open ur mouth

Ladylite:
In lock down you are looking for date. Do you know the DATE the lock down will be over?

ZINIBANKS:
Bro if it's women's matter just switch to other ones
There are many fúcking fishes in the fúcking river

BestAccessories:
If you want her to desire you more, you gotta cherish yourself more than anything not her.

If you cherished her more than anything in life, you become a simp, stalker and complete slowpoke.

You will refuse or lack the will power to challenge or correct her which makes you less attractive to the opposite sex.

godkiller:
Why should a grown up man think with his fingers?

I want a team of volunteers who would teach Nigerian youths solar panel production. We need to start a revolution.

HRHQueenPhil:
My sweet hubby,I know GOD will bless u to buy this ..so buy this and propose I won't give u issues..

thesicilian:
I kept switching off and on my phone thinking I was the only one affected. Airtel should have at least sent messages to put clients at ease.

Forzap:
yarnsh don open finish

elonize:
u r very wicked,na u nor fit gimi one of ur fine frnds