₦airaland Forum

Wow, from trash to master piece.

Nairaland Forum has turned to Nairamalley forum, its okay.

KingAzubuike:
Anybody that believes in jazz, juju, money ritual in this present age isn't worth living at all. Well I can't really blame Nigerians. Many of them grew up with nollywood .

There is nothing like juju, there is nothing like money ritual , there is nothing like jazz. If someone's father or brother dies and he made money afterwards, it was just mere coincidence or probably inherited his wealth or sold their properties. He didn't do money ritual because those nonsense don't exist.

Don't worry KingAzubuike, by the time somebody send thunder to you, you will believe there is not only jazz but also hip hop, raggae and afro juju.

Otyemmanuel:
UNIUYO: Lecturer Punishes Students For Making Noise In Philosophy Class (Photos)

Philosophy students making noise while the lecturer is teaching. As a result of that the lecturer got angry and gave them punishment.

Do they deserve the punishment? This is university not secondary school.

Source: https://www.studydriller.com/uniuyo-lecturer-punishes-students-for-making-noise-in-philosophy-class-photos/

Of course it is a University, but these people are pupils in students skin, making noise during lecture. How did they find their way into university?

Top Celebrities kwa. I expected to see the likes of King Sunny Ade, Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey and other mature singers and Highlife musicians from the East side, with few others like 2Face Idibia, Don Jazzy, D Banj, Asa, Lagbaja, Wande Coal, Tiwa Savage. The least I thought I would see were Wizkid or Davido, not even Small Doctor or Kizz Daniel. But I was seeing the Mr. Real, MC Tagwaye et al, who knows them??

Those boys hailing ajimobi,Ajimobi is like why is it that today that i didnt come with enough change to give out is when these guys are hailing me.

5. When you are walking by the road side holding a child, let the child be held in your hand that is away from the road
[/b]If your right side is towards the road, hold the child with your left hand. If it is your left side that is at the road, hold the child with your right hand and hold whatever you are carrying with the other hand that is closer to the road.

6.[b] If you do not have choice but to back oncoming traffic or car, always look behind you. Don't assume the driver is careful not to hit you.
One of the popular rules in driving is that you must think that other drivers or road users except only you, is insane. Even as a pedestrian, having this believe will make you watchful and get you prepared for anything that could happen.

7. When you are at traffic light and the light shows red for cars to stop, be sure the oncoming cars have totally stopped before you cross the road.

You have to be extra careful and vigilant when it is a commercial bus that is approaching you before the light shows red. Most of the commercial vehicle drivers don't obey traffic lights or signs, you may have to wave at them before you cross their front even at Zebra crossing. They drive like they own the road and the law is under them.

8. Do not wear your ear piece on major roads.
Using the earpiece on roads or in public places has sent a lot of people to early grave. Sad enough, ear piece can make an oncoming Train unnoticeable despite how big and noisy a train can be.

9. Do not make phone calls while walking on the road.
You can answer the call and tell the caller to call you back when you are off the road. No call or message can be as important as having your life or being in good health. Do not chat or press phone on the road, it is a very bad habit. Using the phone on the road is as bad to a pedestrian as it is to a motorist.

10. Don't walk on the road when you are drunk. Also wear a bright coloured cloth if you must walk by the road side at night.


Admin, kindly move the thread to FP. It is a useful one.
Thanks

This is what the celebrities should be doing instead of buying Benz up and down. What is the essence of buying a 100million car to park it in a Landlord's house? Benz can always come later when the house is there.

Nigerians and falsification are like akpu and ugu stew.
Hope this case will not die soon because the ACJ is from the North.

stop eating groundnuts, margarine (butter) and reduce eating oily foods (foods fried with groundnut oil). Doing these even without applying any cream or using any soap, you will see the drastic reduction or disappearance of these spots. Thank me later.

Preshy561:
What you want a Nigerian lady to stop when you don't feed her, father her or guide her. Really, you small minded Nairalnad imps won't stop lifting up your wanton baggages of perplexity towards the ladies.

And these commenters can hardly boast of 3 square meal a day. Hungry And very local urchins.

Hope you didn't comment when Op first asked what do ladies want guys to change about them?
By the time some ladies get to 40 years without a single male friend to boast of, they will be the ones asking any guy that cross their path what he thinks about them.

Nigerian government and misplaced priority. Instead of the govt to channel it's energy on generating more Mega watts, providing best infrastructures to aid transportation, giving the best attention to the education sector, providing quality and enabling environment to help SMEs, collaborating with international organisations to provide world class health facilities, equipping the security forces better to combat kidnapping and terrorism and making life better for all Nigerians. Rather, the government has chosen to put the cart before the horse by neglecting basic things only to focus on junks.

Leah Sharibu was not released simply because she stood her ground by not renouncing her faith as a Christian, whereas the other christian girls captured along with her were released because they denied Jesus and accepted to join Islam. Islamization agenda is real no matter how people pretend it is not there.

Success found grace and became a celebrity overnight just like that because her parents are owing her school fees! Whereas, there are hundreds of Nigerian children who are sitting at home simply because their parents cannot pay their school fees due to poverty.

His long neck and his Cele chain gave him away.

NaijaRoyalty:
I feel like slapping the lying mouth of this Afonja .

Which Nigeria is safe ?

pls feel free to slap his mouth.

Hope the N50k is not from the money she got from selling that Churchill's Prado?

Pavore9:
After forming hard guys, It is mothers that do the crying.

when they say "train your child so that you can have peace in your old age", they will not hear.

GLeesMODEL:
Sad

why are you sad? problem shared is half solved.

MyVILLAGEpeople:


So this cat is far richer than Seun.

VILLAGEpeople, you have come here? Becareful otherwise Seun's boys will block you and depot you to your village.

StrikeBack:


Glorified Olosho.

Symptoms.

Leg Chains
Nose piercing
Multiple nose rings.


Don't argue with me

Simply Strikeback at anyone that argues with you. Simple.

Okorocha used Imo money to construct statutes african leaders who have no contribution to the state while Ambode used Lagos state fund to construct transport interchange with hundreds of new luxury buses, ferry, atlantic city, wharf road etc. Can you see the difference between east and west?

[quote author=jobnow01 post=78456017]The Acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibrahim Magu has urged Nigerian students to desist from

So this man is still on Acting Capacity since all these years and despite his feats?

MyVILLAGEpeople:
The lady is so pretty and hot..

TheirVILLAGEpeople have seen them o.

EVILFOREST:
No MORE SUICIDES please....!!!

EVILFOREST sef is tired of receiving dead bodies of suicide victims. Btw, Lagbaja must have graduated from that course in that school.

Hadampson:
RIP

Africans and their backward mentality.. So the combination of red cloth and snake killed her abi

This is 21th century, wake up and stop believing all these diabolical items.

If you dont believe that juju works, then ask your sister to give her pants to a yahoo+ guy and check whether he will not change his ride to a Benz in few days.

kattytamer:
If na poor man dem catch na relationship with wetin he go come lecture?

he go lecture them on relationship with an average lagosian

Lalasticlala, Lalasticlala, Lalasticlala how many times i called you? please move this thread to front page. These are the kinds of threads we need, not how Regina Daniels or Tonto Dike received car gift from a sugar daddy or how they slept 'cos they got no chills.

The truth is that Niger republic, Benin republic and Sudan manufacture boko haram and other terrorists for Nigerian politicians, that is why they give them power supply.
There was a country.

Snails:
how can one get to the ferry from ajah?
if i want to go to apapa from ajah, can i use it?

May be there should be a ferry at Langbasa at Ajah because of Snails inability to move fast and catch up a bus.

Yes, he is a liar that is why he got the job. The best liar gets the job.
You Atiku will still employ an expert liar if you become president.