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Apart from taking selfies of backside and breasts and posting them on instagram, what other talents/skills do you have? I want to believe the average Instagram girl is more intelligent than boobs and backside pictures! So give me something concrete!

petux:
bro just leave them o.....they cant hear.

Sarcasm bro, Sarcasm.

Your ineffective prayers won't help him, the man needs the money more for medical treatment. Feel free to take his case to your various local churches, raise some money for his cause during service tomorrow being Sunday and wire the money to his account. That will go a long way to help him instead.
@sweetcocoa Dem want to swallow ya?

analice107:
Is it that you deny these things or they don't happen where you come from?
when i was a kid, there were these Jaz men who come to entertain us with magic, afterwards sell their wares. A man will use this knife Mae Suya uses to slice through their stomach, stick it into their eyes, nothing happens. A man will lie down and a plank will be place on him, a car will drive through him, nothing will happen to him, i have seen a man who lifted a car with his teeth off the ground. he stood erect with the car by his teeth.
An Hausa man came to my village, he never went into the River, How he did it, no one knows till this day, but he tied a robe to a stick by the bank of the river and spiritually tied an Hippopotamus and pulled it to the river bank and it was killed. He never stepped inside the water.
I have seen where a man took an empty giant Milo Can , opened it for us to see it was empty, closed it, shook it and open it again, steaming hot Jellof rice filled the Can, he scoped it out and people ate it to prove it was indeed rice.
Its either you are lying or you are living in denial.

Lol... Someone like you will believe Chris Angel is a devil who has powers to perform magic tricks!

GooseBaba:
First of all how does a charm look like..?

Same question what's the point of a bullet proof vest. a bullet proof vest cannot guarantee the wearer that a bullet will not go through the opening under his armpit, neck.

Bullet proof vest makers have never claimed vests will do the impossible like charm users claim to. It does not make you Superman. It's without doubt glaring to the unbiased observer you'll get hurt if shot in exposed parts like the leg, hand, head or under the armpit even on the chest with the vest on if shot at close range.

While for the charm bullet proof makers, believers and users the popular opinion has always being you are impenetrable. Yoruba movies always depict this even the OP made mention of it . You on the other hand are coming with a new natural science spin (the first I'm learning ) which actually rubbishes and kills the popular held notion by believers and users and takes us back to square one that so called charms DO NOT WORK.

GooseBaba:
This is simply science it has nothing to do with spirit world. You can toughen your skin with different substance. Just like you can smooth, darken or lighten your skin with different substance. Same thing done differently through ingesting certain herbs and traditional injection.

Goosebaba, what exactly is your point? I'm having difficulty understanding it pls explain better... Is it that the traditional bullet-proof charm only protects half way as the individual will still get injured if hit or the individual is fully protected with the charm and nothing will happen?
If it's the former then what's the point of the charm?

Johndon22, your portion for hell fire go huge pass one of those abandoned mansions in Gwarimpa or Lekki . Any small thing why did you become atheist na johny Why did you do this or that in reference to atheism na Johny.

Signing in

Used to dislike beans as a kid, now I would do anything for my love for the combo of beans and plantain!

onoja12:
you learn to use common sense,publicity stunts are to fool those with little brains ,i ask you to show me one person,or name the person you are referring me to google.please,Bill gate is simply killing black people in his bid to depopulate the world,why making money of you before killing you,but in case you doubt me then i shall use that google you mentioned to prove it to you

You can make your points without unnecessary insults, we are all here to learn one or two. I normally would have engaged you on your propanganda/conspiracy theories but posting comments filled with insults like this shows the kind of person I am about to engage in a discussion.Sadly, I already feel like I am having a discussion with a loud Lagos park tout. I will take the other lane instead, thank you and bye.

onoja12:
Bill Gate a what?? abeg name one person him help??

Learn to employ google as a research tool. Below is a link of one of his philantrophic gestures in just Nigeria alone not mentioning other parts of the world.
https://www.google.com.ng/url?url=https://www.naij.com/706038-check-much-bill-gates-dangote-donated-sustain-5-million-families-photos.html&rct=j&frm=1&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwisruPp-c_MAhWEfxoKHXnJDcYQFgg_MAk&usg=AFQjCNEKlMZ2i9rvH_Zg-zyg-bK5POJ4nQ

I would not even mention his financial aid gestures in lowering polio in Nigeria.

ukjerry:

please what's alalubosa

A trader who deals in onions but in this case guess he is referring to the woman trading in onions and once appeared on frontpage to encourage people before the woman's trading deals started looking shady after some time.

kenonze:
I just fell in love with Ymodulus.
But i got pissed seeing that he is an Atheist

Atheists are not monsters, they are good people too with various philantrophic gestures like Bill gates. The average Nigerian will hide secrets to his successful business deals but not Mr.Young(Ymodulus). Even some sceptics on this thread, who claim to have been in similar biz yet have never bothered to share such golden info as Young has been doing.
Learn to look beyond irreligious and religious toga. See people as humans first before any other thing!

Don't pay any. You should use that money to enroll in a school of COMMON SENSE because at this adult stage of your life, you sure need one.

Ranchhoddas:
So you seriously googled gwagwa...damn man.

If the OP had not decided to manage the hotel of 25k she probably would not have had that link to her present job.
Do not despise humble beginnings! This goes out to all of you who have refused to get something doing after years of missing your chance to work in the so called Oil and Gas corporation!

While a little bit of eye service might be necessary once in a while, a certain time will come only your skills and proficiency at work can save you

Yawwwwwnnnn Lalasticlala and other mods, please give us educative and worthy news this Monday morning! Don't clog frontpage with meaningless threads like this one.

Nice! Expecting the trend to get down to 9ja very soon.

urahara:
The more common form of this statement is that if within 10/20 /x days u dont die , then my pastor is not a man of god

Yeah, I think I'm familiar with this particular statement

urahara:



33 . i will slap u if u insult my pastor.

Seriously, do christians really say this? That's terrible if they do.

Chei 25k salary! The amount is to small to even give you any meaningful advice! I just weak!

Anyway, You can go for the 25k option while gathering your designs to make a portfolio. Your target in that job should not exceed 2 -3 months after then you start exhibiting your well packaged portfolio both offline and online for freelancing purpose with the little saved from the 3 months salary. Think Big, bro!

You better go to the local market and leave the online shopping. Besides it's another form of exercise and you KNOW you need the exercise.

It's just a harmless superstitious belief. It really means nothing except mistakenly pricking your tummy when trying to put it on. It has a sort of placebo effect on the pregnant Moms, I would say if it ain't broke do not try to fix it meaning if the pregnant moms feel they and their baby are safe with it, why bother them. One should be more concerned in telling them to take ante-natal visits more seriously instead!

Pastor Ibiyemo during the 5 nights of glory program told us about someone that said he was disturbing the neighbourhood and he prayed the person should die and the person died.

Imagine! Rejoicing at someone's death! If we opened a thread and started pointing out how petty this ibiyemo just made the christian god look like and how condescending christians can be dem go say we don come again

Nigerian Christians most especially of the pentecostal stock are an unreasonable bunch of people.(The muslims are not exempted too) If they are not disturbing a residential neigbourhood in the middle of every night with loudspeakers meant for a rock and roll concert,they will be causing unnecessary heavy traffic during their conventions and crusades or baptising you with spit if you have once been unlucky (like me) to sit close to one of them in a bus.

On my street, Wednesdays and Fridays are always nightmares.These churches will be battling for ''the loudest' as if they are not preaching same message and yet when you peep inside you sometimes see only 10 to 20 people using speakers meant for like 500 people.

I wonder how these people will feel if a traditional worhsipper does his incantation every night using loudspeakers or an atheist preaching non existence of a god in residential neighbourhood every midnight.

The heads of these churches should learn to be considerate and possibly employ proper sound proofing techniques in their buildings.

Grabs a seat, orders Johnydon22 to go get more popcorn as dem don finish am for Hardmirror thread

Please ban them, opportunity for wise ones to take away free wasting traffic of punters and forex traders to their forum.
While you are at it, also ban the Auto section since that one also has fraud committed there too.

Pls when quiting for that Masters abeg give us the name of the Oil and Gas company. I know many people that really need the job more than you.

urahara:

The gods people make always behave like them. Zora hurton

Johnnydon22 , dont you ever wonder how come the jews and moses always saw angels with swords and never with ak47 . they always so angels riding horses and never cars. They always so god sitting upon a throne wearing a crown . this is obviously 2 much of a coincidence , the angels and god had attributes of the iron age era they were invented.

Swords . crowns . robes . which the jews already were using.

Angels using trumpets . trumpets used the same humans who invented them. Not piano but trumpets.


Iron chariots was a big deal to the isrealites and also coincidentally to god who could do nothing about them.

God sending horses to take elijah to heaven but not a ferrari or porsche.

God thinking stars were tiny objects just like the people who invented him.

Lol... You forgot to add same tiny stars falling to earth in Revelation or so, which is actually impossible because the size of one red dwarf star is way bigger than the earth as in multiple tiny earths should do the falling and not the other way round.

PastorAIO:
You hit the nail on the head right there and that is the mistake many theists on NL are making. They are so desperate to win the argument that they resort to all sorts of underhand methods and aggressive yabbis. What they don't realise is that it is not just the people they are arguing with, nor even just the members of this forum, that are reading the posts and getting influenced. It is everybody that comes to NL mostly guests. These christians do so much for the spread of atheism with their inanities in their attempts to counter atheism.

Just make your points. Ask pertinent questions that strike right at the heart of a matter. Then Let the Religionists rage and hurl inanities at you. Once they do that, then your job is done. seeds have been planted. The failure of the apologists to logically respond is made clear for all to see.They will factor that into their own soul searching.

GBAM! It's like you were speaking straight from my mind.

HardMirror:
Of recent I met an Edo girl, the girl friend of a friend. We were talking about witchcraft and I told her it was not real. She said I did not know what I was saying that it is Very real.
When she saw I was not buying her theory. She confessed to me that she used to be a witch. What?! You were a witch?
Nice one.

Abeg leave my edo sister alone o!