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Idowuogbo: Kelechi ke? I no born gay oo

Kelechi is a girls name too

Idowuogbo: We hia u, u berra tell mummy about dat Nkecki dat left u rugged and stubborn.

Nkechi kor. . . Kelechi ni. . .

Dalcy: My girl friend betrayed me and broke my heart, since then i prefer to have friends that will make me happy, but not to fall in love with a lady again.

Crown Prince: @killz,
Your problem is ''over sabi'' disturbs you alot. The thread is not a thesis but a [size=15pt]comic relief[/size] to your exhausted mind occassioned by yawho runs.

kasonud: dis idio.t shld leave the thread hence he has nofin 2 offer!

The reason for marriage is so that you use your wife for rituals. . . Idi[i]o[/i]t asking an idiotic question!

arapoa: Hello NL, assuming your GF or BF is a member of NL, would you allow him or her to know your username?
Pls give me reasons.

Say who die kwanu?. . . She wan discombobulate? I go dey find im trouble sef

Crown Prince: Please i want to take my dog, a [size=15pt]chiwawa[/size] for her regular [size=15pt]immunisation[/size] in london and also for her vacations.
Is there a good vet doctor over there that can give her good attention? Also,how about decent [size=15pt]accomodation[/size] for her?

It's chihuahua! WTF is chiwawa? You dey mad?
Immunization & accommodation. . .ode!

You never chop belleful, na to carry dog go vacation you don dey dream put. . .

Please i want to take my dog, a [size=15pt]chiwawa. . .[/size]

DIES!

Cutest Barbie: Try Jazz If It Dnt Work? KILL her!

kasonud: mr.lazy kills and busy lives be kind enuf 2 use ur options and post the results here

Ok na. Wait ehn. No use the search option, dey claim busy life. . . ode!

queensmith: [size=13pt]You intentionally introduce him to 3 different chicks, one with HIV, one with hepatitis C and the 3rd with hepatitis B. Get another chick with with malaria or yellow fever to kiss him on the lips and he should be dead in 4 months.[/size]

Trust me you will be doing the world a favor

Falls from Nigeria Airways flight 419. . . Chineke!

alakare: Is it scam or its a true that you can get sugar mummy through agent because they ask you money first so did anyone give the money and have sugar mummy

The only person scammed was you. . . Your English teachers scammed you, and collected your money.

mikuz: In plain text : your husband is cheating on you.

What a fccked up lame asss dumb deduction. . . Who let these mor[i]o[/i]ns out on the romance board?

OP, Take the game to him. . . Don't wait till he comes to you. Damn. It's not a crime to seduce your husband. Perfumes, attire, make up. . . Make him want the hell out of you. Dress like Nicki Minaj if you have to. . . Tell him you love him instead of waiting for him to say it. Which do you prefer? Hearing "I love you" or actually feeling that love? You don't need to talk about nada. Talking at this stage could seem like nagging. . . Action pls. . . Action. He'll initiate the talk later.

Send the kids away for weekends if you have to. . . Make him fall in love with you again. How did you make him fall in love the first time? Forget eba and fufu and feed him ice cream Be more creative. Look for other places to hav[i]e[/i] sex than your bedroom alone. Tell him what you want and how you want it. Are you shy of your hubby again?

Send him sensual text messages while he's away and make him realize how bad you are missing him and how you can't wait for him to come back and in the shower, etc. Get pet names and unleash them on him. Cockroach in my tea blah blah. Talk more in slow whispers brb. . .

Idowuogbo: Answer him.

Abi she wan join our family ni? Sample am first o. Choose the best for your son. . .