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i can play, but not so good

@Mr Filcher,
theres another guy doing something like 419eater is doing. I posted his link somewhere on NL,

On the other hand, the pictures on your kinkychurch sites, are those pictures of your most devoted scammed into the kinky-state-of-mind members?

@jakumo
@Filcher

Ok, now, so you guys have decided to tear me apart coz I defended my fathers land, by saying that as far as 419 is concerned, both the perpetrators and those who become victims should be given a whip? you even have the audacity to suggest that i might be one of those kinda guys. wow!, its not easy. Mr. Filcher, i guess this is your prime-time high opportunity to get back at my ass for putting you on check about your kinky issues? oga fine.  

Sorry sirs, im not, you're wrong. Im one of the few good guys this world has left, and if theres one thing I want to do, its to make Nigeria a better place. aiight.

As i said earlier on, lemme repeat, i do not condone the 419 peeps and their acts. Their acts are wrong, and they should be held responsible for it, but here:

If I were to give my daddy a call and tell him, "hey dad, can you assist me with your contacts at Nigerian Police HQs, coz some people I met online, blah-blah-blah, just duped me of 1-million naira. They said I should transfer so and so, so and so so and so so and so v so and so etc. Then i transfered".

Let me tell you what my dad would say:
"so you mean with all the money I paid for you to study in one of the best schools in the world, you'll still be that much stupid?" I guess he'll proceed to ask me what kind of money I was looking for, he'll ask me for details of supposed-to-be-deal, and if I were to present some grammatically incorrect letter/s, and email printouts to him, as my basis for getting fooled, I might just have to do a jackie-chan dodge so that a slap doesnt land on my face.

What am i getting at: those rich men who get duped earned their money in a hard way. Accepted. If they had to use their their common sense and legal business tactics to earn such millions and billions, and yet they would fall prey to "some guy" who theyve never met before, just for the purpose of increasing their wealth, fine, for me, i think they are stupid. See, if I was maybe the policeman in charge(God forbid, i will never be a policeman in Nigeria), but if I was in a position of authority and I had both the victim and the 419-genius in hand, i would give both of them some punishment.

@Jakumo, if someone sends yo a letter that he/she was going to transfer some $100mil into your account, and that the money belonged to a company whose owner died, blah blah, blah, and that you would get like 20% of the money after the deal is over, and for which you were asked to first send down an amount of money so that something could be processed, etc

Regardless of the hard documents you might have been sent to prove your communication with whoever the guy is, are legal documents, let me ask you, your accepting to use your account as an in-between, is that your definition of legal business? You should have had something up your sleeves for you to accept a shady deal, isnt it.

See, theres a small and very thin line between satisfaction and covetousness.

Now, those 419ners are covetous, greedy and thieves. Those other business men/women who get duped, who do not verify their business partners(even at least for the first time), are maybe satisfied, and the excitement maybe to double their wealth in no-time quickly pushes them over into covetousness.

@Mr Filch

@ Davidylan

I find it so amusing that with all the real problems we have in the World with war, famine, disease that people find that women wearing trousers to be an issue. There is nothing more to say on the subject.

It is this extremely idiotic mentality that is responsible for many of the problems we are facing. I hope that when all the people that are branding everybody as sinners for the most ridiculous of reasons stand before God to be judged , he will say:-

GOD: "Davidlyan, were you not the idiot that tried to tell people that I am against women wearing trousers?"

DAVIDYLAN: " But Father!, I thought that was your bidding as it is in the Bible?"

GOD: "Are you crazy, I love women in tight jeans. That is why I created them with curvaceous bottoms"

DAVIDLYAN: "But Father, why is it in the Bible?"

GOD: "How should I know, I never wrote that rubbish, that was written by man and I must tell you that I am pretty fed up with them constantly misquoting me and trying to frighten people by blackmailing them and telling them that they will burn in hell"

DAVIDLYAN: "Forgive me Father"

GOD: "OK, now go and change into that pink skirt that St Peter is holding then grab yourself a beer and we will watch the Davinci Code together. I have heard that it is not as good as the book"

DAVIDLYAN: "OK Father, whatever you say. You are the boss afterall!"



The End

Are you sure you are a stable person, i mean mentally?

@LadyB
so after you find the "Graduate Virgin Man", what would you do with him, as in, what next.

@xchian
Abeg, carry go, let the pics begin rolling. Yeah, you can sure blow her mind.

@hot-angel
your mind is about to be blown !!

K : You like to try new things.
I : You are loved by most, hated by many, yet wanted by plenty
M : Success comes easily to you.

@nosakhare
so now, you are searching for Lady Virgins who are Graduates.

methinks nosakhare is a graduate who is looking for a Virgin-Graduate-Lady(VGL), so that birds on the same Graduate feather will flock together,

but bros, a guy like you who is endowed with a vision to see ladies as mattresses https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13409.0.html
shouldn't be looking for another one to sleep on,

Ive not come across a mattress thats a virgin, i mean, since they are not humans.

ill kick him in his g****

you guys are increasing my vocab, the newest is "two-timing", i think this goes with my definition # "TWO" earlier, abi?

ok, so if lets say a girl is routing(4give me, im an engineer, i cant find a better word) herself within with 3-guys, we call it "three-timing"? gosh

now lemme imagine a couple of girls gisting together, you know just like the "asl" on chat, one girl asks the other girl, "gurlfriend, whats your timing?", and the other one goes, "4", ha bout you,

girls, am i communicating?

@hot-angel
he has given his number already. Why are you interested in his picture.

Cant you believe without seeing? ur name is not Thomas, right?

@Reverend
I could have said you had some info for us if the topic was on naked humanity and advanced immorality promotion, but when you start talking about Nigeria, i begin to get suspicious.

The sad fact is that Nigeria has bred a whole generation of lazy young males who do not want to work for a living. They would rather sit all day in internet cafes sending their stupid 419 letters and trying to steal from hard working honest citizens.

Nigeria is the Worlds most criminally minded and active Country. There are very few businesses or people that will risk investing or making any kind of financial transaction with Nigerians. It is seen as the leper of Africa!

Fine, Nigeria started the 419 stuff, and we have our diploma on that. But nowadays, though a lot of Nigerians are still into it, let me tell you that the greater part on a percentage scale of those writing 419 letters are foreigners. The last person arrested in the UK was a white Briton. Asked how he knew all about Nigeria, with locations, exact addresses, and writing as if he was actually in Nigeria, he says he chats a lot online, has come to Nigeria before, does georgraphy etc,

Sorry, Nigerian males are not lazy. If they were lazy they wont even be in the cybercafe in the first place. Let me put it like this: Nigerian males/even African males on the general have a lot of potential, zest and knowledge. These are largely unused, and unfortunately are not given adequate opportunity to channel such talents positively, thats why some just have to go the other way.

Thirdly, ok, a Nigerian sits in a cafe and tries to defraud someone else. Me-thinks, me-says, and me-concludes that Birds of the same feather flock together. A thief best knows a thief and best catches him. If those well-educated, well-placed and financially comfortable individuals could be so gullible to fall-prey to "stupid letter/s" from some youths trying to survive at the other end of the world, then i think you can judge who the real stupid person is.

Note: Im not encouraging the ideals of the 419ners, but here, if you(for example) could be so gullible to believe in a letter that someone wants to transfer some millions of pound sterlings into your bank account for "safe keeping", and for that you get all excited and worked up, as so much as giving money to someone you have never seen just to "process the transfer into your account", then I think you should have yourself. What were you thinking about in the first place, "ok if the money is transfered into my account, i can make a get away with it?" or did you want to really keep it for "safe keeping?" Safe keeping for what? is that how much you could be a good samaritan? see we are human, so even those who ended up getting duped in the first place have ill motives.

If i have my way, both the victim and the victors in 419 fraud cases should be dealt with by the law.

example: Gossip can only be eradicated when there are no ears ready to hear gossips. As long as there are listening ears, there'll be gossipers. So the gossip nuisance is both the problem of the speakers and the hearers.

Lastly, do you have any idea of the billions of investments pouring into Nigeria? You better sit where you are, when the investments are up to our neck, ill adivse one of my guys to redesign your kinky website free of charge.

My dad is Yoruba,

but id like to be an Igbo man.

noodles 3-times a day!!!

either i get it done with all the soup, or i do it pancake style with friend eggs.

im all smiles and clapping here.

go mlks_baby

@Zahy
thanks for the info,

just wanted to know,, are you mensurating?
me-curious

Oga Nuru,

If I were in the shoes of your friend, if it was luck that was shining on me to get a Canadian Perm. Residency etc, I would advise him to take it, for the sake of his children(below):

ril sorry to say this, but the Nigerian educational system is nothing to write home about. I once met someone who was so happy to have finished B.Sc Computer science, and just before NYSC, he had to go enroll in a computer school to take up a 3-months "Computer Appreciation" course. the ? is what did he do for 5-years in Uni?

With the 400k your friend is getting in an oil services company, he cant afford to send his kids to schools abroad for Univ education and have them live too-comfortably. With his new luck, they'll be entitled to whatever benefits are available for them. Nobody knows where they might end up in future, and he wont want to bite his finger then and say "had i known", More so, if they are still in sec schl(at least 1/2), twould be a good start, and by the time they are like 21/higher, their minds will be open, they'll get a good education which they would be proud of, and would thank him for later in life, they would be able to stand for themselves, the "default corrupt Nigerian attitude" will be almost gone, and they would value money that is hard-earned. What i would advise, is, like others have said, take a leave of absence, like some months, or even a study leave,,,,say he's going for a masters or phd in whatever in canada, anyway, since he has the Res.Perm, his company wont ask him too many questions. He could just say, hes going to study. Ok, before 1-year, he would have settled his folks down, and then he'll return to his job. kaput

within his leave period, if he can land himself a higher paying job, fine, but I know he wont want to loose the Nigerian connection as a man, but all the same, his kids need it.

goodluck anyway

@tolulope
Is it Biblical for a man to wear a lady's skirts.

Deut. 22:5 - "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

Conclusion:
Whatever is meant for women, Men, dont wear it
Whatever is meant for men, Women, dont wear it.

@kenshin

I don't believe this! Question- Will wearing trousers take a lady to hell?

here are the basics:
1) God wont send people to hell because they wore skirts
2) People end up in hell because of living a sinful life.
3) What is sin? disobedience to the revealed Word/will of God.
4) How does God see sin and sinners. God's eyes cannot behold sin. God is angry with the sinner every day.
5) Results: There are blessings for those who obey and continually obey God, there are punishments for those who disobey and continue in disobedience to God and His word.
6) Heaven is for the obedient, Hell for the disobedient.

If anyone truly accepts Deut 22:5 as part of the word of God, then disobedience to it incurs punishment from God.

@Afeni, @Jagunlabi
I didnt expect anything better than what both of you said

@GL

considering differences in male and female clothing in different cultures and eras, I believe that passage is referring to transvestites.

Besides the trousers that women wear are designed for women, so they aren't men's clothing.

Man thinks to play smart_allec and tries to go-around the word of God, thats why he came up with trousers "designed for ladies". Why didnt he design "blouses for men", "high-heeled shoes for men", u can continue. More, he put an addition between the male/female sex, and came up with "unisex",

@retro

Wtf? Take a look at this. Russia or Canada are really cold countries, do you really expect women to wear skirts in winter? And what did the bible exactly say about "men and women's clothes"? Did it specify that men should wear pants and women skirts?

Yes, even the Antartica, its like this. If situation/circumstance warrants a woman to put on trousers(either as a result of weather conditions, professional duties(ex: Police/Army, athletes, profession mandated) or whatever, God doesnt have problems with that. But when a woman takes mens clothings as the ideal, thats where the problem is.

I was greatly impressed by a Muslim lady during our NYSC camp at Abuja, she refused to wear trousers. She was in my platoon. The case got to the then NYSC DG and he allowed her to sow a skirt. The second week, she wore a khaki skirt. You know, I was very impressed, i went to her, introduced myself, shook her hand, commended her. There were a lot of Christians sisters on camp who didnt have that kinda guts.

Many Christians(male/female) today dont have what is called personal CONVICTIONS. They find it so easy to shout alleluyah in a crowd, but when the time comes to stand alone, their knees begin to knock together.

@mlks_baby
well-spoken sister. You know what, I really enjoy your posts and pls let me commend you for it.
Let me also add to what you said:

Men and women who profess godliness in their lives don't want to misrepresent their calling, and that's why we're admonished in the OT verse above to not mix up our dress sense to risk confusing our gender identity and roles, because "from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female" (Mark 10:6).

Men and women who profess godliness and would choose to live a Holy life, don't want to misrepresent their calling, and that's why we're admonished in the OT verse above to not mix up our dress sense to risk confusing our gender identity and roles, because "from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female" (Mark 10:6).

Its so easy to talk about the Christian life.
It pleases God when one chooses to live it out.

@mamaput

Kimba the religion is a whole way of life not just the church going,

Is it not all about If i do this god will punish me.
Some countries in the world their standard insult is mess you mess this , rubbish .

But in Nigeria is it not more like god punish you lightning strike you , your mother , your father. HM

Yes, I know and have said it over and over again that religion is not just going to Chuch

Your notion on churches in Nigeria is wrong. How many churches in Nigeria have you attended, and how many of them call down lightninig from here and there. The MFM is the peeps that pray those kinda prayers and not the Deeper Life Bible Church.

@ope_emi
Forget about the Godliness/UnGodliness in HIV marriages. Having HIV is not a sin. Does one repent from Having HIV? If repentance was a solution, you bet many would have truly repented.

The Bible talks about a man and a woman coming together for marriage. It doesnt give conditions like one has HIV or some other disease. If you are asking about HIV, how about Handicapped people?.

Marriage is about Love and Maturity. Marriage is first for Love, second for Companionship, and third for procreation. Yes, they might have HIV, which might be a result of their past, or totally no fault of theirs. In the case of HIV, if #1&#2 are present, the couple can be advised not to have kids, so as not to bring an innocent child into the world who would live in pain, sickness, regret and later wish not to be born. Medical resources are also available for them to maintain a wonderful sexual life. They can adopt a child to make the family complete.

I believe every child is a gift from God. You never know the child that will make you proud. Most often, its Children who were despised that turn out great in life,

There is nothing prayer cannot do.

Ive made up my mind not to get into debt/borrow a kobo to get married. Definitely, i wont dry-up my bank account either.

its part of our changing time, Ladies look for Rich men to marry, some men look for sugar-mommies

Its like this:
Before, Women used to wait for God to prepare a table before them,
Now, Ladies make the right moves to have the table prepared by themselves,

its the real world.

I personally do not subscribe to spouse battery, neither do i subscribe to child battering their parents, for whatever reasons.

@mamaput
On your Bible reference, Yes, the Bible does not encourage, teach or permit divorce, but in the case of battery, no one needs the Bible to make you decide between two opinions. In such a case, I would advise the battered woman in question to seek help, from her relatives, from his relatives, and from the police, if her/his relatives prove a failure.
What if she gets killed in the process? God wont pat her a "well-done" for allowing herself to get killed.

How can my dad "post" me a wife?

God forbid bad thing,

I love shopping.

does that make me a woman.

i go with lunafish,

a mother is one who raises a child to be a responsible human being.