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Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Run After Young Girls? by kimba(m): 10:51pm On Nov 01, 2006
Ronke 2811:

i think the topic should be WHY DO YOUNG GIRLS RUN SFTER MARRIED MAN?

Yes, this is the real question that deserves an answer.

Young girls run after married men because they think unmarried guys are irresponsible. These young girls equate RESPONSIBILITY with PRESENTLY MARRIED, HAVING A WIFE
Computers / Re: Can Virus Damage A Network Card (NIC)? by kimba(m): 10:47pm On Nov 01, 2006
Yes, a virus can affect an NIC.

AN NIC is a hardware that has something to do with software, drivers, etc as was mentioned before. As long as a virus can affect software, the effects can propage to hardware. Kaput.

There are viruses that could damage the entire motherboard - an after chain effect

The most secure computers nowadays are those not connected to the internet.

jaybaby:

Hmmm if u guys says know it can't affect d netwrk card --then y is my service provider alwayz telling 2 b VIRUS FREE whereever i complian 2 'em about slowness in BROWSING? I really want 2 know?

who is your ISP, and what speed are you subscribing/paying for?
If you are on a shared BW platform, theres nothing you can do about slow-browsing at some-times of the day, especially between 11am-2pm. At these hours of the day, internet access is generally slower than at other times of the day. And besides a lot of ISPs would rather tell you a virus-story rather than tell you about the poor service you are paying for.
Career / Re: Will My American Law Degree Be Recognized In Nigeria? by kimba(m): 10:31pm On Nov 01, 2006
C'mon, Is there any Law degree that is not recognized in Nigeria?

I mean, Nigeria? and Law.

A fresh graduate attorney in the U.S. can make $100,000 a year, but I would like to contribute my human capital to Nigeria so I am looking for positions in Nigeria.

If we were to use a 1US$ to NGN130 scale, im not sure, but can seasoned lawyers make NGN13million/year? - clean money?, lets talk of an average Lawyer, not the big-time ones, lets forget about fresh grads for now. Anyway, it depends on your connections, I mean LEG, as in L+E+G.

Im one of those who came to Nigeria some years ago, also who wanted to contribute. Am I contributing?, well, let me say i'm doing my best. Im an engineer, not a lawyer.

I've discovered that in whatever you want to do/achieve in this country, there are only 2-things necessary, just two, and nothing else. Its not what you know, its nothing but L+E+G and M+O+U+T+H. These are major variables and valuables for anyone seeking to make a headway in Life in Nigeria. LEG could be your own LEG, or someone's LEG on your behalf while MOUTH could be your own MOUTH or someone's MOUTH on your behalf. If you have these 2 kampe, and seriously rooted, Nigeria would be the best place you've ever been to.
Jokes Etc / Just In Case You Die In America by kimba(m): 9:39pm On Nov 01, 2006
Very funny!

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover.

When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which

read:-

Dearest brothers and sisters,

I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos.

Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high.

You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon
Meat.

Just divide it amongst yourselves.

On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size cool for Junior.

There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.

Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also
wearing one dozen Wonder Bras ( your favorite), just divide them among yourselves.

The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Ronke. Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a
necklace, please take them Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colours.

Your loving sister,
Nene

P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA)

Incase you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL.
Religion / Re: Will God Send Good Atheists To Hell? by kimba(m): 7:34am On Oct 30, 2006
@goodguy

How can one be ashamed of what he does not believe in?

How can their heart be hardened against someone they believe doesn't even exist? Is it possible to reject that which you do not believe exists at all?

Yes it is possible. It is because you don't want to believe in the ultimate fact that 'JESUS IS'. - (past, & present continuous T)

I believe you understand ENGLISH.

so, tell me: is there any other mediating word/factors between the following words:

- BELIEVING IN SOMETHING and DISBELIEVING IN SOMETHING
- ACCEPTANCE and REJECTION

The thought running through your mind, "they are opposites", right. Fine, so if you dont believe in Jesus, its same as disbelieving HIM. If you don't accept him, you are merely rejecting him.

You can definitely put the rest together. Abi!!!
Travel / Re: ADC Plane Crash In Abuja by kimba(m): 7:15am On Oct 30, 2006
otokx:

@christino

Air travel might be the most convenient form of transport in nigeria but not necessarily the safest. All those cases you cited is localized in that mad place called lagos. Here in Port Harcourt, no vehicle has gone into any river or lagoon, neither do we have any cases of drunks, infact the number of police check points and traffic jams won't permit such. If you decide to run 160 on our bad east west road, then you have yourself to blame and by the way if the driver of the vehicle is misbehaving you can ask him to drop you by the wayside

In the case of aeroplane, i hear its now an avenue for prayers, that the magnitude of vibrations especially during take off and landing is so high that speaking loud in known and unknown tongues is not an option. You cannot ask any questions and the pilot cannot disembark his passengers in mid air. All the airlines in nigeria use aeroplanes that will never be allowed to fly in the united states, england or canada.

O boy, na true o. The last time I went to Abuja, I observed it like, if you see the way people were serious about praying, as the plane was motioning to start moving, as if na dance troupe, all the men wearing traditional clothes and filas suddenly removed it, everybody, heads-bowed and eyes closed, a mother beside me sshd her son to silence, that it was time to pray. It was more like: since the passengers didnt know if they were going to land-safely, it was time for repentance. Some sef bound the devil.

I say, its not easy.
Travel / Re: ADC Plane Crash In Abuja by kimba(m): 7:09am On Oct 30, 2006
@princezino
@Kimba,
There is NUTHIN inherently WRONG with a 23 year old aircraft!
When you conduct an accident investigation, your objective is to unearth/seek out the ROOT CAUSES, As a trained Safety engineer, most times in my personal experience and in more case studies , these Root causes often end up in the domain of Management System Failures, Do you know that till date some WWII spitfires (circa 1945)are still legitly permitted to fly??
I'm not advocating prehistoric flying machines but the main point is that the International aviation industry has a lot standards to maintain safety in the skies. It now behoves the local aviation regulatory authorities to MONITOR and ENFORCE these standards. So-called A, B, C etc etc checks are designed to make sure that all the systems in any aircraft are reborn after certain air-miles. Combine these with high standards in airport safety, meteorological info services, (and razor sharp incident investigation agencies) all combine to make safe skies.
I regularly fly offshore and from Lagos to my ops state but i must confess that I feel most safe in naija airspace when I'm on-board the rather old-model dual-propeller engine (yes, its not jet powered!) plane that belongs and is operated by the firm I work for. As an American company I am privy of the rigorous safety systems in place to ensure that American and other lives' that are ferried offshore everyday are not jeopardized. It flies very low, its very noisy, but since my company has been in ops in naija the aviation debt has never recorded a crash!
PLS PLS PLS, only a sincere reform of the Aviation Regulatory Industry will stop this bloodletting trend.

All that one na ENGLISH-SPEAKING o, grammar, just grammar. Its like you are a budding politician.

A 23-year old plane in America that is serviced regularly, checked regularly, whose parts are repaired and replaced with new spare-parts, worked on by qualified and experienced engineers etc., is not the same as a 23-year old plane in Nigeria o, my brother. Sey, after buying a 23-year old plane in Nigeria, the sellers fly it to Nija and thats all. Talk about technology transfer? its not there. Talk about training local personnel to understand any new details of the new aircraft, its not there. Talk about maintenance, its not there. Talk about current aviation equipment to fully test these planes and give correct reading as per technical observations, its not there. Then youre saying there is nothing wrong,

Since the planes fell out of the skies last year, what has been done about the issue? nothing. Currently THEY ARE STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION. If such happened in America, they would have gotten to the root of the matter since,

for this crash now, the president has ordered that the crash should be throughly investigated.

2 investigations + 1 investigation = 3 investigations, but that doesnt solve the problem, does it.
Religion / Re: Will God Send Good Atheists To Hell? by kimba(m): 8:42pm On Oct 29, 2006
@goodguy
As we all know, atheism is simply a lack of belief in a deity. And being an atheist does not make the person evil either. Therefore, if there is an atheist who is always trying to do good (there are so many atheists like that), and he practically succeeds in doing good throughout his life time, even better than those who believe in God; is he still going to be sent to hell?

I think enough has been said on the issue of JESUS AS THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE.


goodguy:

So even if they do the will of God throughout their life time (unconsciously though); I mean, he never stole, he never killed, he never fornicated, he had a very high moral standard, he was very benevolent to others, was never a drinker nor a smoker, he practically lived what I can best describe as a "holy" life; are you guys telling me God will still send them to hell (a place of eternal torment) simply because they did not acknowledge Him? Not even that He has another place reserved for them apart from heaven and hell? You mean they'll rot forever in hell just like that?

I never stole, fought, killed, fornicated or whatever is not the whole essence of sin. Those are the sins that others can see. How about the hardness of heart against God? how about rejecting God? Yes, you can give alms to the poor 365 days of the year 24/7, but if your heart is hardened against God, what do you say about that. You dont have to become a monk to abstain from fornication. Even as a monk, once you allow lust against a(one) woman to take over your heart, even in the monastry while doing 'service' you are a sinner already.

I never stole, fought or whatever is all morality. One can grow up to be moral, naturally good. Like me, when I was a kid, I was a good kid, coz my dad was no nonsense-no bullshit. You cant even try half-of-a-bullshit in my house. So me boy was a GOOD BOY!, I mean G+O+O+D. But did that make me a Christian. nah, i was awaiting the day of freedom when I would go to boarding school.

Now, I really wonder why Atheists - (who claim they dont believe in God, or rather they dont acknowledge him) still fear where they may end up. Atheists should know where they are going, abi, If you dont believe in God, then don't fear hell, and don't wish for heaven, just wait and see,

You can always give us the report!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Money,power And Respect,which One Will You Choose? by kimba(m): 8:22pm On Oct 29, 2006
[size=18pt]RESPECT[/size]
Nairaland / General / Re: X by kimba(m): 8:13pm On Oct 29, 2006
deathadder:

419 emails.

Me want to write all these letters to scam white money and give it to the poor in Lagos.

Would this make me a bad man?

If you have never told a lie before, this one na lie.

You want to give the proceeds from 419 to the poor? lemme ask you something:

Can you classify yourself as a rich man? I

If 'YES', then go withdraw the cash in your account, sell your items of wealth and distribute to the poor.
If 'NO', then you are a poor man, and therefore you cant see RICHES and give it away to other poor men like you!!!

So bros, uve got a motive!
Fashion / Re: Should Women Dress More Modestly? by kimba(m): 8:08pm On Oct 29, 2006
iice:

The more immodest, the better grin

chineke, iice. haba


Reverend:

Lets let women decide what they want to wear, but never let the clothes deceive you :-)

I have met many women who dress in skimpy clothing who are nothing but privates teasers, then I have also met many women who dress modestly who are sex goddesses in bed cheesy

Oga Reverend, I should believe a person of your Spiritual status should not be going around looking at women. And besides, since you already have a wife, how come this:
then I have also met many women who dress modestly who are sex goddesses in bed cheesy
How did you meet them, where? outside your matrimonial home?

I believe you were not referring to an experience in virtual-reality!!!! shocked shocked shocked

Please expantiate.

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My answer:

The daily declining level of morality in the world generally, and the daily upsurge of immorality even among children of a very young age is the result of the woman throwing away her values, throwing away her place in the home and throwing away her dignity. Our mothers and grandmothers and the ones before them did not have all the problems we have nowadays. Gone are the days when a woman was a woman. Its a shame today, women are becoming girls - who don't know where they belong anymore.

I once asked a female colleague of mine, amongst other colleagues too, while discussing an issue in this line of thought a few weeks ago. I asked her: what would she do if she saw a man(a MAN not a gay) dressed up in a shirt, tie and trousers and if his trouser was so transparent that she(my colleague) could make out the color of what he had underneath, or make out the lines the underwear made with his butt and his trousers.

according to her, she would laugh and laugh because it would appear to her that the guy was out of his mind. So i told her, thats the way a lot of guys laugh and laugh when they see women(who are supposedly in their right mind) dress up as if they were nuts.

Before, unclothedness was a taboo. Now its fashion. When I see such immodestly dressed women, what crosses my mind is the word "prostitute". It doesnt matter the position they are in life, what they do, where they are or who they are.

My ideal: properly cover what should be covered. I do not believe that women need a seminar, need a pastor, need a church to tell/teach them to dress decently and in order, I mean, where is common sense and conscience?

NOTE: birds of the same feather will always flock together, so such half-naked dressed women would still have suitors - fans.
Romance / Re: Can A Girl A Date A Guy? by kimba(m): 7:47pm On Oct 29, 2006
@Mustay,

How many "ENTER" keys does your own keyboard have?

@Raphy
If you meant "can a girl ask a guy out"?. YES.

Let me add to the question and guys pls sort this out: - I guess I know whats on Mustay's mind, like this:

Im a guy, and I ask a girl out. She agrees. Therefore, I can say I'm dating the girl, as in I AM DATING.
Im a guy and a girl asks me out, I agree, Therefore, I now say 'She is dating me', as in SHE IS DATING,

or did I just add more to the confusion?, forget the WE ARE DATING EACH OTHER stuff, the question is WHO OWNS THE DATE? is it the person who asks the other out, or its always the guys' who are doing the DATING while the girls are the ones always DATED.

pls where are all the Romance majors in the Univ, speak out!!
Travel / Re: ADC Plane Crash In Abuja by kimba(m): 7:36pm On Oct 29, 2006
By BASHIR ADIGUN, Associated Press Writer
34 minutes ago



ABUJA, Nigeria - A Nigerian airliner carrying 104 people, including the man regarded as a spiritual leader of Nigeria's Sunni Muslims, crashed in a storm Sunday after taking off from the airport in Abuja. Most of those on board were feared dead, but at least six people survived.

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The Sunni leader was among those killed in the third passenger jet crash in Nigeria in less than a year.

Debris from the shattered plane, body parts and personal belongings of passengers were strewn over a wooded area the size of a soccer field where the plane went down, about two miles from the end of the runway at the airport in the capital of the oil-rich West African nation.

Smoke rose from the plane's mangled and smoldering fuselage as rescue workers pulled out burned corpses. About 50 bodies were gathered in a corner of the site. The tail of the plane was hanging from a tree.

Sam Adurogboye, an Aviation Ministry spokesman, said the 23-year-old Boeing 737-2B7 crashed just one minute after takeoff. He said the cause of the crash was unknown.

Witnesses said it was raining around the time the aircraft took off. Rains subsided later, but skies remained overcast.

Adurogboye said the plane was carrying 104 passengers and crew members, and he knew of six survivors. "Obviously the rest are feared dead," he said.

Emergency workers recovered the last of the bodies about six hours after the crash.

The aircraft, owned by the private Nigerian airline Aviation Development Co., was headed to the northwest city of Sokoto, about 500 miles northwest of Abuja, state radio said.

In a radio announcement, the Sokoto state government said the sultan of Sokoto, Muhammadu Maccido, died in the crash. Maccido was the head of the National Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs, which determines when Muslim fasts should begin and end and decides policy issues for Nigeria's overwhelmingly Sunni Muslims.

Mustapha Shehu, spokesman for the Sokoto state government, said the sultan's son, Muhammed Maccido, a senator, also was on the flight, along with Abdulrahman Shehu Shagari, son of former Nigerian President Shehu Shagari, who was in office between 1979 and 1983.

About half of Nigeria's 130 million people are Muslims. The country is the most populous in Africa and the continent's leading oil exporter.

At the airport in Abuja, security officials tried to contain a crush of people seeking information about friends or family aboard the plane.

President Olusegun Obasanjo ordered an immediate investigation into the cause of the crash, his spokeswoman Remi Oyo said in a statement.

Oyo said Obasanjo was "deeply and profoundly shocked and saddened ,  he offers condolences for all Nigerians, especially family, friends and associates of those who may have been on board."

The Nigerian airline ADC last suffered a crash in November 1996, when one of its jets plunged into a lagoon outside Nigeria's main city, Lagos, killing all 143 aboard.

Last year, two planes flying domestic routes crashed within seven weeks of each other, killing 224 people.

[size=16pt]Nigeria's air industry is notoriously unsafe. [/size] On Oct. 22, 2005, a Boeing 737-200 plane belonging to Bellview airlines crashed soon after takeoff from the country's main city of Lagos, killing all 117 people aboard. On Dec. 10, a McDonnell Douglas DC-9 plane operated by Sosoliso Airlines crashed while approaching the oil city of Port Harcourt, killing 107 people, most of them schoolchildren going home for Christmas.

Earlier this month, authorities released a report blaming the Sosoliso crash on bad weather and pilot error. The investigation of the Bellview crash is still continuing.

After last year's air crashes, Obasanjo vowed to overhaul Nigeria's airline industry, blaming some of the industry's problems on corruption. Airlines were subjected to checks for air-worthiness and some planes were grounded.
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Associated Press writer Dulue Mbachu in Lagos and Oloche Samuel in Kano contributed to this report.

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NOTES:
I hope this is not the start of another SERIES,,
[size=16pt]what else can we expect from a plane that is 23years old.[/size]
Religion / Re: Was There A World Before Genesis 1? by kimba(m): 6:30pm On Oct 28, 2006
Yes of-course, there was a Pre-Adamic existence.

I once read/heard, whichever one, that the whole book of Job and all the happenings there actually happened before Genesis, I dont know how true that is, if I find the weblink, ill post it.
Romance / Re: She's Avoiding Me: by kimba(m): 6:17pm On Oct 28, 2006
Radiant:

You might think it's posh to say your fart doesn't smell but honestly, you no well o grin grin grin

doesn't smell my ass grin


The problem is greater if one's fart doesnt smell, than when someone is farting everywhere.
Family / Re: Woman Delivers Freak Black And White Twins by kimba(m): 6:13pm On Oct 28, 2006
@Damsal, Nferyn

I just copy-pasted the title of the post from the ngrguardiannews.com title of the article I read it from. It wasnt something personal. I guess the reporter was over-excited.

How can I call these fine angels freaks, God forbid. I myself am ChinNig

Let God give me a black and white bunch like this and ill be a happy man. The first set black and white girls, the next set, black and white boys. Lets have a little chinese flava in between grin grin grin grin, that will be a terrific combination,
Family / Re: Woman Delivers Freak Black And White Twins by kimba(m): 8:14am On Oct 27, 2006
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE:

Meet my twin sister

A double take in black & white



A mixed-race British mom gave birth to twins recently - one of each.
No, not a boy and a girl. Two girls - one black, the other white.

The odds of such a birth are about a million to one, experts said.

"It was a shock when I realized that my twins were two different colors," Kylie Hodgson, 19, told London's Daily Mail. "But it doesn't matter to us - they are just our two gorgeous little girls."

Hodgson and her partner, Remi Horder, 17, were both born to mixed-race parents.

Little Kian and Remee share a love of apples and the Teletubbies, their proud mom says.

Fertility experts speculate that a sperm containing all-white genes fused with an egg with all-white genes, and a sperm with all-black genes fused with an all-black gene egg to produce the fraternal twins.


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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/story/393555p-333719c.html
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A double take in beautiful black & white.

A mixed-race British mom gave birth to twins recently - one of each. Not a boy and a girl. Two girls - one black, the other white. The odds of such a birth are about a million to one, experts said. It was a shock when I realized that my twins were two different colors," Kylie Hodgson, 19, told London's Daily Mail. "But it doesn't matter to us - they are just our two gorgeous little girls."

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http://www.hoax-slayer.com/issue60.html#three
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=377839&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=&ct=5

Family / Woman Delivers Freak Black And White Twins by kimba(m): 8:09am On Oct 27, 2006
Woman delivers freak black, white twins
IN what scientists have branded a million-to-one chance, a couple has given birth to twin baby boys - one white, the other black.

Layton, who weighed 6lb 4oz, was growing blonde hair and was fair skinned. His brother, Kaydon, who arrived 20 minutes later weighing 6lb 9oz, was black. "When they were first born, no one really noticed anything unusual as they were both practically the same colour," said their 27-year-old mother Miss Kerry Richardson.

"But over the last few months, Layton has got lighter and blonder, like his dad, and Kaydon has gone darker like me."

The one in a million conception happened after two eggs were fertilised at the same time in the womb. While Miss Richardson is of English-Nigerian heritage, the twins' father is white.

According to the Multiple Births Foundation, baby Kaydon must have inherited the black genes from his mother, whilst Layton inherited the white ones from his father.

"Everywhere we go, you can see people looking and you can tell they are dying to comment," said Kerry, an administrator. "I have to explain they really are twins and do have the same parents.

"Sometimes, I think that it is going to be really weird for them growing up. But I just look at them as being even more special."

The brothers were born at the James Cook University Hospital, Middlesbrough, England, on July 23, four weeks prematurely.

"I went into hospital at 8.30 a.m. on July 22 and Kaydon and Layton were born the next morning," said Miss Richardson. "Layton was born at 1.40 a.m. and Kaydon was born twenty minutes later at 2 a.m. on July 23.

"Everyone who sees them can't believe that they are twins. I have had people say to me 'don't they look alike, they are just like twins' and I have to tell them that they are twins."

"Even then some people take some persuading that I am serious. It was just gradual that we started noticing the difference in their skin colour. But to me it doesn't matter what they look like. They are my little angels and I would love them whatever colour of skin they had." Skin colour of a baby is believed to be determined by up to seven different genes working together. If a woman is of mixed race, her eggs will usually contain a mixture of genes coding for both black and white skin. Similarly, a man of mixed race will have a variety of different genes in his sperm. When these eggs and sperm come together, they create a baby of mixed race. But, very occasionally, the egg or sperm might contain genes coding for one skin colour. If both the egg and sperm contain all white genes, the baby will be white. And if both contain just the versions necessary for black skin, the baby will be black. International clinical geneticist, Dr Stephen Withers, said the likelihood of a mixed race woman having eggs that were predominantly for one skin colour was rare enough, let alone releasing two of them simultaneously and producing twins.

"It's probably a million to one chance," he said. Richard Fisher, locum consultant in clinical genetics at James Cook University Hospital in Middlesbrough, added: "Non-identical twins are better described as brothers who happened to have been conceived at the same time. "They were formed from two separate eggs and therefore just share 50 per cent of their genes. It is therefore not unusual for there to be a difference in appearance.

"However, it is unusual for there to be a significant difference in skin colour and I have never come across a case like this myself."

It comes just days after another mother spoke of her one in a million birth. Twin sisters Alicia and Jasmin Singerl, who were conceived naturally, were born in May and live with their parents in Burpengary, north of Brisbane. Their mother, Natasha Knight, 35, is of mixed-race Jamaican-English heritage, while their father Michael Singerl, 34, is a white German. But, like Kaydon and Layton, one of the five-month old girls is black while the other is white.

Miss Knight said they had speculated during her pregnancy about what would happen if each twin entirely took after one parent. "It's just amazing, they are so different," she said. "When they were born you could see there was a colour difference straight away. We couldn't believe it.

"Alicia's eyes were brown and her hair was dark. Jasmin's eyes were blue and her hair was white - you could hardly see her hair or her eyebrows."


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When these boys are of age, how would the black boy introduce his twin:
HEY, THIS IS MY TWIN, IM A NIGGER, HE'S WHITE!!!!---------------
http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/news/article04

Romance / Re: Can You Love A Married Man? by kimba(m): 4:10am On Oct 24, 2006
@cuddle
Hi guys, please i need your views on whether its REALLY possible for a young unmarried lady to fall in love with a married? your sincere views will really be appreciated. thanks u all

Yes you can love a married man, but you can't marry him, unless you'll become a home-wrecker.

And note: what goes around, comes around.
Culture / Re: Inter-tribal Relationships by kimba(m): 4:05am On Oct 24, 2006
Are Chinese people part of the tribe stuff too?
Romance / Re: She's Avoiding Me: by kimba(m): 4:01am On Oct 24, 2006
@forgiven

lemme give you some pick-up come-back lines.

lemme say her name is erika. Send her a text message/email or whatever,

1) Hey babe Erik, I loved it - your fart!!!

or this one:

2)
Dear Erika,
I just wanted to tell
you how much I loved you.
Please know this:
Im saying it from my heart
Come what may,
rain or shunshine,
fire or fart,
nothing will do us part!!!

urs Truly
You are Forgiven
Romance / Re: modify is the only way to delete... by kimba(m): 3:54am On Oct 24, 2006
katherinae:

God forbid, the man i will marry will be very intelligent, look don't get mad at me because i only speak the truth. why don't u guys change the way u treat women regardless of whether they are nigerians, american born nigerians, white americans, or black americans
or Chinese Nigerians!!



why don't u guys change the way u treat women,
Its like you have more to say, spit it out.

Who's the Nigerian boi that made you cry? how could he?

Mention his name and let me deal him a karate kick!!!

chiang??
haya!!!!
Romance / Re: Can Any One Help Me by kimba(m): 3:38am On Oct 24, 2006
@deflowered girl

You better get that your posing picture off this forum, before someone that knows you does Amebo, and both your boyfriend and yoru gardener guy(who deflowered you) make you like a table-tennis ball.

another thing: i really don't understand how you can "fall in love" with someone you are seeing for the first time, and on a first date and you would agree to sleep with him.

You say "something happened". What were you, what were you doing and thinking when the thing happened.
My sister, things don't just happen o.

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that your shoe dey serious sha o, (only a compliment)
Religion / Re: My Friend Is a Devoted Christian But Flirts Around by kimba(m): 2:50am On Oct 24, 2006
If i have read all the posts right, I do not think ive seen a solid definition of "flirt".

If i were to define it, maybe flirting would be like a mosquito making noise around my ear and trying to find "somewhere to land",

Its one thing for someone to flirt, as in F+L+I+R+T.

Its another thing for innocent actions of appreciation, love and care to be misunderstood as F+L+I+R+T.
Politics / Re: Efcc On Youtube: Nabs 419 Scammers by kimba(m): 2:09am On Oct 24, 2006
nice video,
good job,

but whoever was shouting "just fire, just fire" as the EFCC ppl were leaving the cafe, that man deserves to be thrown to jail. "Just fire" at innocent people? or fire at who? animals?

Nothing was said about the cybercafe owner, manager, administrator or whoever owned the cafe.

on the other hand, while the EFCC is telling us they are doing their job, who is responsible for checking on their excesses, the wrong-doings of the EFCC itself and its staff. Nobody. In cases where they take the law into their own hands, who are the hapless Nigerians to complain to? Nobody.

And why is it that everybody in Baba Obas' bad book suddenly gets pursued by the EFCC? Nobody can answer that question either.

Anyway, na nija we dey.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Ambassador To France Should Please Resign by kimba(m): 12:26am On Oct 06, 2006
so what did the Ambassador do wrong.

is it the first time that such a machine will break down?

even photocopy machines in Asokoro break down and it takes weeks for the necessary people to sign documents for its repairs. Has anyone stopped PHCN from taking electricity in Asokoro. Dont they have generators there? even if only for extreme standby?

and what about the politicians who have eaten millions of naira, have they resigned? or they've even gotten re-appointment letters.

Abeg, let your Utaka man go sit down. There are more pressing issues to deal with.
Celebrities / Re: 2Pac's Grave Found: Is He Dead or Alive? by kimba(m): 12:21am On Oct 06, 2006
@poster Cino1
heres the one i found, it looks different from yours sha o

http://www.riotsound.com/tupacpages/tupac_gallery8.htm


On a more serious note: TUPAC isnt dead, its all a propaganda, make believe that he died(faked his death) to get out of the limelight(to save himself).

My word: TUPAC is in Africa.
What does he do: release Albums in the underground.
Music/Radio / Re: Rapper Needs Record Deal by kimba(m): 12:06am On Oct 06, 2006
To all,

Is there any rap lyric in this age where you wont find the word "nigga"?

C'mon guys, lets do authenthic nigerian things,

Im a Nigerian, not a Nigga.

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