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sayoberry:
Marriage sef. Its a lifetime punishment

Sayo!!!!!!!

But why is she sitting right there at the center of the road?? That suicide naa

drlayla:
Of coz its part of the physiological changes in pregnancy the increase in progesterone will cause sluggish intestine which will eventually cause constipation and delayed passage of stool this inturn causes accumulation of gases emitted as farts just tske it easy with her.

Dr, why do I have the feeling you are speaking in tongues?

edwife:


cococandy i don't believe you,you explained it so well.

pls who has Mr Coco's nos lets confirm

cococandy:
I'm not surprised.

You know how to thing presses against your bladder and makes you want to pee all the time, maybe hers is the other way. Pressing against her intestines and Making her want to gas all the time. Or she has frequent constipation.

Coco - this one you are explaining like this, are you guilty of farting? (Whisper it to my ears, I don't kiss and tell)

edwife:
Okay dear,needs to get away from the fun room,it depressing now.We have to have it back to the old fun days.

https://www.nairaland.com/2419170/need-good-1st-grade-london

This Jennylov/bimbo Tosin was actually accusing someone of being a scammer oo

And this thread even had sub-threads so pls read and be merry

NL don craze finish

edwife:
The lady i am talking about is jenyluv.... she is a very troubled soul.

Lol..I know naa

This fashion section is a good place to hang out now o

Lemme paste another link for you

edwife:
I saw the thread but Idowuogbo and i are not talking...so i didn't see it.

That lady is very disgusting,i can't for the life of me understand some people and dishonesty.....

edwife:
You know me na,i am master in that game. In fact from now on anyone can even publish a book on my person,i don't give a hoot.

We should just respect each other space and stay away from each other.We can't all be friends.

Our bus is well and sound,we just finished servicing it....

It's not easy sha but we'll keep trying. Baby steps

Did you see that Jennylov's thread where Idowu kept apologizing over what she had promised not to do

Idowuogbo, I wan open ur yansh here o

Sweetheart, we learn everyday. Pls ignore.

Meanwhile, how is ur bus? Is it still under repairs

Idowuogbo:
^Good girl, you must collect the award by fire or force this year.

Idowu de oooo

I purposely did not use full monikers oooo

edwife:
Kimoni come here,you didn't say much on the family room why?

Lolzzz I am taking you and chaircover's advice naa

Ignore ignore ignore.

And again, remember what I told ID the last time, I have moved on from that matter and I don't want to be drawn back to it no matter the provocation. I meant it. I must collect that award from you and dami this year o

That chaircover's post just captured it all really, even if there is a fire and there is no oxygen, it will die off except na devil send the person.

sayoberry:
ontami onromi

Don't mind Ayobarmy. He is one of those men that will keep teasing their wife on that experience

Amala is ok but there are several videos on YouTube

I'll also tag you on some receipes here

missmalachi:
Its not inverted but not dat big.milk has started coming out gradually just dat baby can not hold on to d nipple so we both struggle.

Just be consistent with the feeding. She will suck it to shape. How was first day of vigilante? E sweet well well abi

**hugz**

ayobarmy:
THANKS BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY ONTAMI, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT THE WOMAN, BUT MY HEART NEARLLY JUMP THROUGH MY MOUTH THE WHOLE DAY

Lolllzzz well done jare, okunrin metta

edwife:
But this is the first time reading something like this,pregnancies really differ from on woman to another.

I have never heard it before o just that nothing surprises me again about a woman's pregnancy. While some are true, some are so exaggerated but wetin woman go do naa, we must born

damiso:
Me ke fitness winch I dey follow behind o . You did not see gaps on the graph ni. That's why I am taking on challenges and maybe looking to train towards a marathon or something so I can stay motivated.

Me sef am getting all those talks o . I have people actually begging me to stop that it's ok now but I have a target.' I have had its enough now ''you will look sick ''you will look funny ''you won't be pretty again' but I am doing this for me. And it's a lifestyle change so they will all get used to seeing a slimmer version of me.my husband own in all of it is 'abeg that ikebe must not become flat '

I know right, dem own no pass ikebe and bweast

ayobarmy:
HI EVERY ONE, GOD AS FINNALY ANSWERED MY PRAYERS OOOOO I GAVE BIRTH TO A GODLY BABY GIRL ON THURSDAY OVER 24HOURS OF ONTAMI ONROMI...... PLS HAS ANYONE USED CAREFOR BABY POWDER I NEED TO KNOW HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS BEFORE I BUY.....THANKS

@ontami, onromi - Hahahahahahahahahahhaha you are not serious o

Congrats to you and madam. I don't know the powder but pls avoid using powder for your newborn till she is a bit older. God bless her

mytestimony:
Where is the picture now. Ohhhhhhhhh nef now missmalachi. Why am I always missing

Perpetual latecomer , bribe me and I will give you a perfect description

thorpido:
Oga,endure it.It's a passing phase.
Just get Dr Dre headphones and jam music in your ears so you don't have to always hear her do it.If it smells,get an airfreshner.

Dis kain solution na waya o but it's better than being angry over nothing

Welcome angel. God bless her

Opella, just thought of you now, you've been kinda scarce. Trust you are much better now. Kisses to you LO.

Efemenaxy - the masquerade that comes out only on weekends pls rest well o

Damiso - you have become the fitness winsh...consistent and determined. Kudos

As for moi, I took things really slow when everyone that saw me was asking if I was just recovering recovering from what kwa??

but I will maintain my flat tummy with whatever it takes. It took me so long to achieve it and everyone is asking for my secret on that levels

I remember the days I used to disturb the house on how to burn the lower belly fat **wheww**

Opella's "then and now" pics really motivated me

livelystone:
Good morning mamas, pls I need ur advice.
I have this interview today by 10:30am. Can't even remember when I applied for d job sef, but it must av been b4 I got pregnant and now I'm 27+wks preggie. I dnt knw if I shd go for d interview cos I dnt want to go and embarrass myself,waste my tfare, plus I hrd d coy dnt pay well(not frm a reliable source)

I currently av a good job at hand & I love what I'm doing BUT my current place of work is like 4hrs frm home and this traveling up & down is really killing me small small o. I dnt knw for hw longer I can cope especially when baby comes. thank God my boss understands and d job doesn't take much of my time. I've stopped job search for now hoping to resume January after baby comes.

Sorry for d long torry, just want to know if I can go for d interview with my belly shooting out : )

My advice:

Go for the interview, hear them out but also lay your own cards on the table. The fact that they dont pay others well does not mean they won't pay you well. People are priced differently depending on several factors. Negotiate what you want.

And the pregnancy doesn't matter to some organisations. I have seen someone who resumed a new job at 7 months (yours truly) and I know others that were asked to resume after delivery.

If it works out fine; if it doesn't, you would have satisfied yourself that you made the effort.

All the best!

I rejoice with you

angelchinny:
I would hv left him a long time ago but I jst think twice cos of two reasons
1) Cos of my children, hw I will take them along wit me
2)Cos am not working yet, I can't provide 4 myself n my children

Your priority now should be how to resolve problem no 2 because you cannot change a serial cheater. It has to come from within him.

Get something doing and start earning your own income. While that may still not change him, it will boost your self -esteem and leave you with several options to choose from. Right now, you are totally at his mercy, so you urgently need to emancipate yourself. All the best!

Missmalachi - see as our baby done well well, see plenty hair God bless her.

@ you were feeling sexy thinking it's not that painful naa - them dey tell person ni

Wonderful birth story, the duration was very short. Hopefully, this will inspire all mamas here that induction is nothing to be afraid of cuz I see a lot of fear when induction is mentioned.

#God bless us all

modath:
Modath ke!!! ....The only thing MO is hawking is bum bum to Mr MO...

Modath you don spoil finish, no worry, you go soon start another missionary journey

kaffy4bill:
I refuse to be corrupted, too young for it sef
Wic one is hawking bumbum? Pls oooo, consider d young and naive ones here oooo
Cc: kimoni and modath
#runsoutofthread#

Nurse Kaffy, you see your in-law baa

She go soon become junior for this thread next month. Na she and Dr Twchinnie go dey rotate position

Hahahaha Phema, I know I will see you here. This is ur area of specialization baa kudos

Do we still have men like that in this day and age? Otedola wife sef dey do laundry business

Choi! See meat oo

euphorbia:
are u pregnant? Or a blogger? Comot!

Lol...I bin think say na Modath sef

oyin4luv:
Hello FTM,My baby is 2month and 3wks old.Lately,he cries a lot(over lil tins);he wnts to slip he will cry,if I dnt bring out my breast on time he will cry.I was tld by my MIL that he gets angry on time, dat is y he cries over tins,dnt knw hw true dat is.But he dose nt run temperature and he sleeps in d nite:he only wake's up to suck.Pls I need advice on what to do.

You too bring out ur breast on time naa, you don't know men like breast ni pls don't mind me oo

But you just need to pay more attention to him really, since he is healthy and sleeping well. Babies also have different temperaments.