cPapaAjascO:
Well it didnt take up to an hour asking her out and she gave me a yes. But I am lost and confused as to what to do next.

This would be my very first real relationship and I dont want to screw it up. This babe is special and well versed in almost every topic of discussion. She tickles my brain with her intelligence and I want to quit old odd escapades with desperate girls and

Thing is, I dont know how to go about it.

Day 1 she said YES

Day 2 I dont have an idea of how to get it started.



Do I call her or text her or send her money or gifts or take her out shopping or swimming


I m already scared that my relationship with her may end even before it starts. I need ideas guys.

Help me!!!

Wahala no dey finish !!!

One thing I know is ladies like attention
Give her attention call her fix dates for you guys to sit and talk more about yourselves
Call her sweet names and make sure you tell her she is beautiful and you made the best choice in asking her out
Do this atleast twice or thrice she will definitely want to take the feelings from emotional to physical
Fix a date for intimacy and if she oblige good if not don’t get mad she will come around or you guys will have to abstain some ladies do but try to read the signal she gives you
If not my brother run she is up to leach on you after all she was too quick to say YES
All the best

BadRadio:
Mine:


Small stout

Hollandia yoghurt

Hollandia yoghurt �

I have zero feelings for those LASTMA them
Them no get heart

Can’t find Tibetan mastiff they are just cuteness all round
Big,strong and cute to the call �

onthehill:


https://igberetvnews.com/1383371/man-shot-dead-suspected-cultists-delta-photos/

Hard man no dey die well
Shun cultism no gain dey am

SilverNorGold:
I love the way Northerners are handling this issue... I love the unpredictability too! While the SW barbarians were anticipating a retaliatory attack, #StopKillingNortherners trended for the whole world to see how hypocritical and complicit the Nigeria media platforms are!...

It also exposed how much hatred the SW has for the SE...

But Northerners are smarter... We are 100 steps ahead of you... If you think Northerners will go berserk by looting and killing the Igbos, my brother, you're mistaken!

And you see that Buhari bah? He no go resign! If you like, BURN DOWN SW, Buhari still dey! Kampke!

As for those stubborn Northerners still squatting in the South West, better have a rethink and come back home. Cos those barbarians are ready to persecute you just to get back at Buhari. They've tried EndSars, it failed. Called for Buhari's resignation, it failed. Created Amotekun, it failed. Evicted Fulanis, it failed. Sponsored Sunday Igboho, it failed. All attempts have failed WOEFULLY! Now the target is you, oh poor traders! Please it's not worth it. We're ready to support you. Let's not give those scavengers a chance to embarrass our beloved father and our compatriots. Come back home so they can burn down their region without harming any one of you. Please!

May God help us all.

I suppose report you but I feel that one no fit mean much.....but las las ehen e go no better for you and your generation
That truth wey Dey see and you no talk am as e dey be nah go kill you idiot

tesseract:

Well, the Nigerians are being investigated, do your worst. At least start a petition online if you don't have shame. You come on a faceless forum to run your mouth. Nobody is victimizing them, they are currently in the spotlight thanks to the indiscretion of your puppy. So deal with it.

You speak like a fool from Burundi

Juliusmalema:


Please on a more sincere note let us all try and respect tradition.

That child in Igbo tradition rightfully belongs to chioma's father.

How can Davido be claiming a child he hasn't done. Anything on the mothers head. It is fully reserved for chioma's father to either allow the child to go over to David or not

If he decides tomorrow that this child will be part of his land inheritance and will take his share as his son. He is right.

I am yet to come to terms how this child belongs to david.

The twitter user was right.

Finally, judges that are versed in people's tradition will try such case and on merit of it.

E be like ant dey this one brain
Nah chioma father Bleep chioma till she pregnant abi
Do you even know the law
Do you know what dna can cause when this shit you wrote here starts
Look my mom is Igbo I have nothing against anyone but to come here and say this trash about tradition you must be a big joke
So you mean the father can give my child to another man that Marry my ex
#roughplay
Chai e dey hungry me to give one Igbo girl belle make the father come try nonsense with me
Bro las las e go beg me when he wan release my child to me
#ajeh

endy69:
Wilder, you let me down.

Are you kidding me
Age is on his side
One thing that made fury won last night wilder is no more getting younger I doubt he will ever come back
Remember Tyson and Holyfield too
Age is a big factor when it comes to two champions fighting
Fury will have to work hard to beat AJ
Yes I said it!!!

Smartchoiiice:
I barely can last 5 seconds while doing kerewa. My girlfriends have cheated, insulted and broken up with me because of this....

Please what can I do about it? It is getting real embarrassing these days.

Advise me please.... and no insults.

There always a solution to everything
My advice is when you want to have sex next try to do soapy then start your second round with her make sure you play 4 play well with her then start
You go surely last but if you come release 5seconds again at the 2nd round
Bro take your case to baba

McCoy662:
Good morning Nlanders, I have this very issue bothering me. I have been in a relationship with this girl for about 3 years now. I love her so much, and she loved me until of recent when she told me that she's no longer interested in the relationship. She told me the stern truth that she was seeing someone else.

It's not like I don't take care of her, because I have given her almost everything she requested from me. I bought 90% of her clothes myself as she can't even buy for herself if I give her the money. I pay her bills too.

Just about 2 months ago, the said guy called me and told me that his gf (my gf) said I'm her ex, and they are now together. This guy is not that rich, he's just on average income scale, he's not super handsome and the worst is that, this girl calls and comes to my house for sex anytime she feels like. But that's all, we are not friends like before, we don't go out together, she don't even oblige my requests anytime I ask her for anything. She doesn't even visit on a regular except for sex.

Right now, I'm fed up; I'm tired of being in this love triangle, though I love her so much.
My guys advised me to beat her up and warn her never to come close to my house again, but I just can't. Though I feel used as a sex object, but I just can't say no to this girl's request.

I don't just know, am I being stupid?? Is there a Best way to handle this in a more diplomatic way?? I really love this girl.

I don’t talk much here but your situation is very trivial
I will tell you Two things
Get a girl who is interested in you and spend the money you are spending on the hoe on her
Two- stop the attraction you have for her see her as a sex object too after all she isn’t loyal and I bet you the guy that called you is seeing her as a sex object too
Let her know you have someone too and don’t give her shit since she likes your Dickson
Soon when he clear for her eyes she go wan come back but don’t allow it
Except you want someone that will Bleep your and Bleep your brother who obviously will have a good Dickson too
Marry her on your own doom
You ain’t stupid you are just in love with a fucker
Good luck using this advice

sonofanarchy:
she's not even pure White Def. She's an Afghan American no wonder

modified: Nobody should quote me again,I have the right to my opinion and I'm not responsible for my comments

Taaaaa jolosi

Greatdre:
This question is for the married folks!!! If you are to marry again, would you marry your current spouse? Please, be very honest with your answer.

I won’t trade her for anything
Will marry her again and again if I have to

Snowale:
What is this one saying, do you think everything in life is always about money, multimillionaires out there are going back to school, Davido also went back to school, Olusegun Obasanjo also went for his degree, Even professors that have reached the highest post in their Faculties goes back to school to have more knowledge and qualifications, you think all those I mentioned haven't made it in life.

O.P will graduate with first class, he will get a well well paying Job, that can return all the money he had spent in school in less than 2 years, he will also save a lot of money, start a big business and surpass you in whatever business you ventured in

You talk like a child
So if you have 1st class in Nigeria you are going to be earning 300 400k per month
Bro for Nigeria
Note good grade is good because it gives you better edge but you no person !!!
If you don’t las las nah rat go chow am if he no see food for your house
To the op get good grade and begin press button now
No what you want with the grade
Even with 1st class you still need connection to lecture
If not Yussuf our scholar back then no need dey Nepa now
You grab
Peace

starbuck:
What Animal Is This?

My kids caught this little animals when it fell down from a tree when they were playing... They wanted to rear it but they eventually died off 2 days later when they were bathing them (more like drowned them) as I could not kill it..

Look more like a possum

mosho2good:
This made me smile.
*Women, Be Conscious of What You Teach Our Children*

My 3 year old child sang about 5 prayer songs yesterday's morning, all centered on praising her mother and asking Allaah to help, bless and reward her. She mentioned so many wonderful things that her mother has done.I waited for my own share of the prayers and praises, but nothing. Not even once did she mentioned me - the father.

The only place where I fit in was the third song where she used the word "parent". I listened to all without saying a word. God kukuma dey.

Later in the day, my daughter was playing naughty. Her mother cautioned her several times, but she continued being naughty. When the mother saw that the child was not listening, she told her: "if you don't stop, I'll call you daddy for you now. "
I was listening from my room. When the child persisted again, her mother echoed the threat again : "Your dad is coming with cane. He will beat you if you don't stop being naughty. "
that's where I com vex. "So na me be terrorist abi?" I bellowed as I angrily walked out from the bedroom. You taught your child the song on how to praise you, love you, pray for you and see the good in you. You even told her about how you carried her in your womb for 9 months, backed her, fed her and sacrificed so much.
But for her dad, he is that monster that roars like a lion, beat with fury and deserved to be feared. My child should pee in the pant at my arrival, jitter and become leafy when she see me. Àbí bẹ́ẹ̀ kọ́?"

Dear mothers

Abeg, let the children know that we too contributed our quota to their moral, spiritual and social developments as Allaah has enjoined. Let the children know that we are their friends, well wisher, helper, advisers, financial supporters and not just some whip holding tyrants. Let them know that their fathers pay their school fees, put food on the table, pay for their clothes, shoes and bags, He pays for the house they live, pays a lot  of bills and had to risk his life, work his times out and burn lots of energies in the hot sun to meet all these needs.

Bin Tin Laye

I love this
God bless you man

chriskosherbal:
Let me share my little thought on this :. Now there is NO woman that don't like sex, however three things can make a woman dislike sex.

1. She is a virgin ...you can't simply like what you have not eaten, no matter how good a soup smells, you still have to taste it to determine if it's sweet or not.

2. Rape/ Bad sexual event of the past: This can make any woman dislike sex, cos it's just keep reminding her of what she is trying to forget .

3. Below Par performance from her spouse: This is one of the major cause why many married women rejects sexual calls from thier below par performance hubby, and get it outside, these below reasons can further butress the above

3(a) he is faced with constant quick ejaculation and weak erection ....popularly known as the indomie men.

3(b)lack a good understanding of sex as well as thier spouses core areas of sexual pleasure, these men even if they last in bed don't really know how to manipulate thier way ( in terms of skills & positioning) through the woman's virgina bringing about the desired orgasm that she seek.

Be that as it may, sticking to point 3, a woman should be able to communicate with her hubby if she is not getting it properly and tell him what to do per time before, during and after sexual intercourse.

However, op with statement like this coming from your wife..."Always giving excuses. At night, Am tired. In d morning, go work abeg others have left and making money and it here looking for who to ram." am sorry op I doubt if she loves you deeply.

Op do this ..

- ignore her for sometime, I mean avoid being too needy sexually, just pretend you don't need it anymore & put up a smiling face while doing it ...watch her reactions for sometime.

- op, for God sake can you allow her do the buying of those food items herself, it's like you are spoiling her, she sees herself as the price..she maybe feeling like queen of England ( of course she is Queen, no disrespect).

- Deliberately delay the upkeep money you give to her all the time, making up some excuses for it, and reduce the attention and hype you give to her.

- spoil yourself a little, change your fashion sense abit, wear sneakers, neat jeans, t-shirts, knickers with sneakers, get perfumes that smell well...just look more polished ...nice gold chains ..let her feel Jealousy that anoda woman might steal you outside .


If she does not respond to the above after a period of time ...then op am sorry She ain't love you.

You spoke my mind woman

Pavore9:
What if she had paid and made a withdrawal from the sperm bank?

So nah goat sperm she go buy there or what is this one saying

temmytopsy1:
This was the type we killed last in our compound, they are very fast. somebody said they can fly

the person lie dey make me vomit now

So because of this nonsense now we no go get light....blackout for here oo

chenzen:
I ll rather commit suicide than bury my díck when it's not yet time.

Ogbeni sort up jare

Heack22:
Really

Las las thunder go mess with you

Which kind of school be this one ☝️

Ok

Eyaaah

TheFacelessMan:
I remember escaping from Kirikiri Maximum Prisons in 1984.

We were15 on the chain gang, the prison team sent to break down rocks on a quarry in Badagry.

I was down with hard labour...25 to life for yet another murder. FG thought it was the 15th, it was actually the 24th.

The jail warden, Sergeant Okoro, was a bald headed nasty m***fvcker straight from Hell...

3 guys that had planned this escape for weeks - Garba, Obinna and i

6 armed guards were on the 15 of us....we were at least 300 miles from civilization.


In blistering scorching sun, sweat was pouring from our bodies, the salt stinging our eyes as we brought down the sledgehammers again and again.



Garba started coughing violently, the signal for show-time. He was spitting out his lungs practically.

Prison or Tuberculosis, it was a toss up what would kill him first.

Just as the 2nd guard bent over Garba, Okoro with his beady eyes that missed nothing, KNEW something was amiss.

Obinna coming from behind, grabbed the bent over guard by the throat and squeezed …..

His handcuffs sank into the neck of the fat ass guard, there was a fine mist of blood that splashed everywhere.


ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!

The prisoners descended on the guards like ants on sugar. 3 prisoners to each guard.

Okoro shouted "KILL THE RATS" and gunshots rang out, blood everywhere, skulls crushed with hammers.


I immediately took off and ran in the direction of the swamps.

I had packed alligator pepper, the extra-strong one Yorubas like into both pockets; stolen over 2 weeks from kitchen duties.

I quickly sprayed it behind, any dog that followed my scent would get a nasty noseful.


I kept hearing screams, wails, gunshots and dogs barking.


15 mins into my lung bursting run close to the river, all fell silent. It was the silence of a graveyard at midnight, eerie and tense.

Panting, i rested against the tree and listened carefully with every single cell of my body.


I heard them faintly doing a head count. The rebellion had been quashed !

I heard shouts and dogs barking ....coming closer and closer....


To be continued. ...

Oya Micheal scofield �

Jessyjack:
Ah!!! what a tragedy...... why can't people fight peacefully without carrying weapons..... ?hisrents will be so pained.... I really feel for them...... rip young man.... may calamity be far from us and our loved ones in Jesus name amen...

Look in rivers state they only know how to fight weapons as if their hands is only meant to wipe their ass

Bro I need thunder to fire you
So you come here to show us money so we can rush your lies abi

Youngbbt:
mine= gladiator (2000)
An old movie my dad made me love this movie back then......one movie that I can never delete from my phone.


what your?

Puss in boot

Famousbabe:
"Nigerians Should Wise Up and Not Vote For Buhari On Saturday, He Looks Very Sick and if he Dies in Office His Blood Is On Your Hands" - Ghanaian Comedian and Actress, Afia Schwarzenegger Advises

Nigerians have blasted popular controversial Ghanaian celebrity, Afia Schwarzenegger, for advising them not to vote for President Muhammadu Buhari this Saturday because he looks sick.

Afia Schwarzenegger had released an anti Buhari video from her bedroom. Nigerians are not happy with her advice.

Watch video of her blasting Buhari and advising against voting for him on Saturday HERE and see how Nigerians reacted and blasted her after the cut....

Afia Schwarzenegger is popular but controversial Ghanaian celebrity comedienne, actress. She made headlines when her husband caught her RED-HANDED stark-naked in bed having sex with another man. The video and story trended in Nigeria.
Watch how she was caught here.....

Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/02/afia-schwarzenegger-dont-vote-for.html?m=1

See as she be like vomit

NIGHTMARE0O7:


Shut the Bleep up nobody cares if u are from Mars.
Yorubas are always the first to insult Igbos here so why won't pay them back when Comit their own crime.

You can now see how stupid you can be
Even Igbo are not left out in rituals and shits
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