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DAVE5:
Lol

grafixdon:
Just ignore him.

DAVE5:
This post has wickedness laced in it

Alfred74:
If 2003 honda accord fit transform to 2012 Honda accord, then the lord is good

I miss this shiit

OfficialDJ:
fair enough

OfficialDJ:
I'm sure that boy up there must have Googled that interior I posted to see if I stole it from Google...
Your life must be so pathetic Alfred the K-legged gay boy

Nah. I'm good...
Who's next?

I've whooped heavenlybang the bow legged gay, kingreign the foolish gworo chewing aboki in Abuja, Alfred74 the inconsequential rat who gets excited at the mention of DJ.

I can do this all day.
I need newer faces...
Dry boring predictable lines as usual

If I want a car with interior, I can get a c400 2016 tomorrow, but that's story for another day... Who gives a Bleep about interiors again?
Give me a sweet engine and RAW POWER purlllease...
I'm done with the first three... Who's next?

Alfred74:
Hehhehheheh your 2008 old school relic still no be match for a 2012 e550 interms of looks and upgrade you son of a ape. I go allow my gay ass pummeled inside that beauty than inside that your undertaker coffinlike piece of garbage. Interior looking like red light district asewo joint for downtown Miami.
You get money? wetin happen to 2015 cls? I bet your little red punky punk arss can even dream about it.

Too much cash your Loose cannon no fit maintain airmatic suspension on a 2008 mama Mia, you run sharply go convert am to local to avoid your village elders returning you back to your ancestors. Damn boy,you can go on an on bragging about your ancient of days cls speed like an aboki with his golf 2,yea u earn it with your fake ass mods.
But muscling up on a rust bucket 2008 cls when you won flex muscle say u get money issa joke

christofun01:
My w203 mercedes has a check engine with code p2089. I need assistance as it vibrates on idle mode.
Thanks

Alfred74:
2012 HeavenlyBang.

2008 baba calabar

70 years old man,oh sorry 4 years apart,trumps whole tenor.

I go forgive my girlfriend if she give heavenlybang bj in that shit,I go shoot her if she carry her number give the later.

Alfred74:
Mr dj abeg come make we reason small

How far that your 2012 Honda accord wen u post. That fender be like 2004 eod o,2012 dey always get line for side abi I need glasses ni. Be like rapture embrace your own line,Abeg humor me sir.

I get more requests after this sha,no vex baba calabar

OfficialDJ:
Yen yen yen.
I'd keep to my word not to quote or argue with that sense dol.t king foolishness...

[s]Edet took that picture for your information...
I didn't. I don't have that time to take pictures of cars. He sent it to me....[/s]



I am your bane in this section for life. Live with that you fat assed simpleton

OfficialDJ:
i only quote sensible people, and you appear to be one bruh...

The engine got a direct dyno, and although it added roughly 10-15 HP, it still exudes raw power.
Forged Wheels Powder Coated Gloss Black...
Renntech Exhaust were Installed
Renntech Lowering were Module Installed...
These are just some mods I didn't even bother mentioning previously.
I bought it strictly for modifications, and still not done...

I'm looking at a c63 supercharged AMG by the end of December, God willing, and my love for cars would always come first...

Cheers mate and happy Sunday...

OfficialDJ:
why would I give you the privilege of downloading a random picture from Google?
Do I look like HeavenlyBang? That gay boy.

Yawns... I invest heavily on cars, as the RAW power it gives me is orgasmic...

It's NOT my fault you're broke and can't mod your cars to its max level, with your 1999 jalopy

My last reply to you air.headed cockcroach

OfficialDJ:
i must giving you the shivers

I've given you and that gay boy heavenlybang a reference as to who knows this car personally... Eddee...
You cannot even hide your envy and jealousy...
Spit it all out you Muslim amoeba...
Don't expect a response from me again...

OfficialDJ:
i must giving you the shivers

I've given you and that gay boy heavenlybang a reference as to who knows this car personally... Eddee...
You cannot even hide your envy and jealousy...
Spit it all out you Muslim amoeba...
Don't expect a response from me again...

OfficialDJ:
continue ranting with your 1999 Nissan...
I don't have time for nitw.its.

OfficialDJ:
another mad man on the loose..

A G35 will man handle me? With over 418 HP... YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DEALER BRO...

IMAGINE EVEN COMPARING A HONDA DC with a 418-hp, 4.6-liter, twin-turbo V-8. You're mad sir

OfficialDJ:
another one...
Do you understand that this car is modded?

Stop saying what you don't know.
An SI keep up with who? With its measly 205 stock HP

Bro, stop....

If you're bringing the weight argument, I've completely removed the back seats, Gutted the interior; removed the interior trim, carpeting.

I have the lightest rims and tyres to make the car as fast as possible, with custom fire exhaust...

I've invested heavily in this car, and I know cars that can give it a beating. I haven't raced one yet all the same

OfficialDJ:
I was cruising round town slowly with my car, before i knew it, a 2014 toyota highlander came screeching with high speed, almost scraping my fender...

If it was an old man I could have let it slide, but alas; it was a young guy with beards feeling funky...


Thankfully it was a clear and smooth road.

I put my cls in sports 2( it’s an airmatic), gassed down the throttle pedal, and i was on The idiot was gasping for air. I flew pass him after he must have exhausted every power the toyota lowlander got.
He played catch up till we reached a traffic point.....
We were head to head together, and the only thing that stopped us was the red light. As soon as it turned green; we both hit the throttle, and as expected, my car was far gone before his could pick up enough power..
Toyota car users are the most uncouth set of airheads on the Highway, and I’m glad I taught that dunce a lesson.

Maybe he'd sell his car and get a 2008 c-300

Just maybe..

I attached a random highlander from Google to depict the car I was racing with...
Truly ; mercedes benz and others....

My cls pic 2

AutoChick4U:
Decluttering Lori 70k? Funny

lexuswagon:
This thread will not be complete if you don't include adamu garba, he is a wildlife too.

Ishilove:
Oga focus on getting healed again and leave romance for now. You brought all that happened upon yourself but to err is human, and to forgive is divine. Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone (in this case so many stones have been cast, it has left you crippled and psychologically damaged)

Enough of the self pity. Pick yourself and move on.

dicksonadams:
Let's say most naija cars have issues.. And it is very hard to find one to buy

dicksonadams:
All cars have issues, you can't fix it all... Imperfecto

HeavenlyBang:
Update

I have now had this car for six months.

In that period, I've put on about 5,000 miles on it.

Zero mechanical failures so far. I've had to deal with a few things, however.

- Brake pad change
- Front rotors resurfacing
- Front linkages replacement
- Control arms
- Oil change


These are under regular maintenance.

Apart from that, I had my battery fail randomly. A 75aH battery that was bought in Nigeria. Replaced with a 100aH battery.

While travelling, I had to go through some water, and it shorted my right headlight control module. A replacement was 40k.

Total expenditure on all maintainance and fixes is about 200k as it stands. Though, some of those were due to making the wrong decision.

1. Bought brake pads that turned out to be fake, had to buy another set within a few days.
2. Bought linkages that were also fake, bent almost immediately I left the workshop
3. Bought toks control arms that also got damaged.

As you can see, there are plenty of fake parts for these cars. Funny enough, all of those fixes have been on the front end of the car. Brakes, arms, links. It's understandable, as it's a heavy grand touring car with a very heavy engine in front. As such, front suspension and brakes suffer a lot.

If not for having to buy the aforementioned parts multiple times, I'd have only spent about 140k. Lesson learned.

So far, it's been a good car. Comfortable, reasonably prestigious, decent handling, good power. No regrets. Due for another brake pad change, though.

See you all at the 1-year mark. If all goes as planned, I'll do a facelift to the 2014 design.

Ishilove:
Wos wos wobi, better go for psychological evaluation and counseling to cure whatever is troubling you instead spamming the forum with your nonsense.

Kingdemu:
Gud day people. Pls what's your thoughts on the 2010 Ford Fusion? Any perculiar issues known to it?

drakeskull:
The error is actually "Shift To Park" even when in P. The gear can be moved from P to R and D without pressing that button on the gear. When moved to P, it shows the shift to park on the dash with continuous beep.

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