₦airaland Forum

dayokanu: Source of news in Yibhoeland used to be housewife gossip

na true ooooo. This conversation is very commom in yiboland even till now:
Ojukwu: achebe! U neva hear?
Achebe: say wetin?
Ojukwu: u mean ur wife neva tell u?
achebe: mba! wetin happen?
Ojukwu: i don die na!!!
Achebe: ewoooo! I no knw oooo.
Ojukwu: i don die tay tayyyyy. my brother e no easy.
Achebe: chai! if only i went to d fillage square. I for hera d rumor
Ojukwu: ehnnn. Y u no come go?
Achebe: my brother, as e no easy for u, me sef dey manage for here ni o
Ojukwu: okayyyyyyy. Na true ooo. Wheel chair things.

Ikwere fist son: u yorubas kan never match d historical educational records of d ibos.u pepl re jst empty barels dat make sily noisesd fist educationist in nija is an ibo man.d fist indegeous vc of uni ibadan nd unilag re ibos.d fist phd holdr in maths in d whole of west afrika is an ibo man,d fist phd holdr in physics in west afrika an ibo man.in terms of cultural heritage an ibo man told d whole world dat we hav culture nd norms b4 d white men came.4d fist tyme dy read nd watchd a film on afrikan culture all tnx 2 prof achebe an ibo man.so yarabas stop ur empty rantings

hehehehe, this one na yeye laugh o. Igbo? Education? Haba...two parallel lines na...how they wan take meet my brother?

Fredrick909: Thats the power of Computer's. i knew about photoshopping and i never knew there was videoshopping also. well well its simply Amazing...

gay!!!

Wow!
U mean for my motunrayo?
Sure i will. She's d most wonderful sweet heart av eva met. Plus, she wld av donated hers. Biliv me. Evn if i won't marry her.

sexybash: some people dont know what they want until den they will keep searching, and never find or find the wrong thing i wish the STPAT1 best of Luck in his future endeavors (IN PEACE I REST)

u're going back to the grave?

Biliv me, its cool

Am kinda enjoyin my fiance now. But bfor ehn? I was almost going deranged wit rage!!!
now, she's on to 25. Things has been so ''funny_ly'' peaceful

kayfx2: @Op ...There is one simple solution to people like this..i am talking from experience,people who keep malice tends to study the reaction on their host.Once he notice the malice is getting at you he gets happy and he will almost or never stops it. Try as much as possible not to act like something like that is even happening...Come back and thank me when he changes.

u probably havn't met enough. i knw of someone dt grows more angry wen u ignore his grudges. Infact, he gets very violent.

Was it eva legit in nigeria? Yr in yr out, they keep retricting it. So, wot's d hype?

I dnt evn knw if i av a village cos if i do, av neva been there

Smh...dt wrinkled cripple on wheels!!
Na who he go bribe again?

[quote author=Mynd_44]The major problem here miss is that you don't seem to understand your husband. He is avoiding you not because he does not forgive you or he is punishing you, far from it ma'am, he is avoiding you because he is scared.

Him being scared here is because of the fact that he fears what he might/do if he does not stay away from you. He might have a wicked tongue he is trying to check or be the violent type and everytime he remembers what you have done, he might lash out at you which will eventually make him feel guilty and of course hurt you.

Try to understand this and try talking to him about it after the next round of silence. You will be suprised.[/quote]pls, can u jes try and be factual for once? The best way to undstnd dt people are different is to ask if u, mynd, will do dt to ur wife. Not evn a gf. I mean smone u see evrdy and refused to talk to for weeks or months.
Pls, dnt jes stand there and try to tell d lady she doesnt knw her man or the man doesnt wanna hurt her. For weeks?
If only u knw how painful it is for ladies to go tru without choice. The psychological effect.
The man has feminine issues. He's a baby. He is mentally derranged. I'm quick to anger, bt jeez, i can't do malice for weeks. I gotta b d man evn wen she's at fault.
Kilode?

ogbeche77: This stuff are fixed... Here is a mock draw from yesterday culled from goal.com
Valencia v PSG
Real Madrid v Manchester United
AC Milan v Barcelona
Shakhtar Donetsk v Borussia Dortmund
Arsenal v Bayern Munich
Porto v Malaga
Celtic v Juventus
Galatasaray v Schalke

dnt mind mind them, it happens evry season.
By the, who is my beloved chelsea gonna play against jare? Someone update me na

First, d question needs to b rephrased to:
Why do the masses rejoice wen some leaders die?
Cos i dnt think they rejoiced wen M.K.O died, ojukwu. only d ignorant rejoiced at yar adua's time. I dnt think anyone will rejoice if okorocha shld die(God forbid though), or wldav rejoiced if fashola had died during his first term, or if donald duke durin his term. It all voils down to something. Na the masses knw dt one o because some pple no evn pray ,ake abacha die. Ok?

HQ: That handle belongs to a male o!

@OP Just another Stereotype. Why do these writers take pleasure in sitting at home and drawing conclusions?

i beg to wonder o

^^
Smh
Ppl who take a point outta a whole to make name are cowards and want nothin bt cheap popularity.
Stp paintin my country so black! Can u tell me it's nt worse in d states?
A begiii

Paulipopor: hmmm! Ok.

guy, go die. U be mumu for quotin evrytin. Accept jare and stop defendin ur foolishness

byvan: I totally agree with you.Cheaters are one of the most disgusting human breed.I vehemently believe that all cheats are indeed fools.

sister, wetin na? face ur own na

[quote author=Curious_city]Did the OP call these people "celebrities"?

I thought I was poor with grammar?

@TOPIC:: Cheating in relationship is a global thing, but Naija own is getting out of hand not because of the above mentioned reasons, but because an average Nigerian is a cheat. From politicians embezzling public fund, contractor collecting money n abandoning d work or over-bloating the quotation, Clergy catching on the weakness/trust of their members to dupe them, civil servant do "pay to play" aka how much be my own, civil servants collecting salaries for doing no job, extortion by our law enforcement officers, businessmen using faulting/manipulated scale to cheat customers, to spouse doing projects they cant tell their partners. We cheat daily in our different jobs. Honesty is alien to most Nigerians, and there can't be any magic to make it different in relationships including marriage.
Unfortunately, it is getting worse by the day!![/quote]mtcheeeew!!!! Upon evrytn u typed, not even a half 'like'.
Anyone wey alwys dey paint naija black as if na we worst pass na comfirm mumu.

o ti wa su mi bayi

neyostica: Problem is I only have 3 airtel contacts, and they are not even important

biliv me!

[quote author=pimp_lucious ]As a private citizen he can crawl on the road before any Imam or Pastor I won't make a comment of that. But, as my President, his religion and religious practice has to be his private business away from public glare. If he chooses to lick Adeboye's anus inside his Aso Rock room, that's not my business but not this rubbish in well-publicised religious jamboree as this. It's a very ridiculous sight to behold. It potrays a foolish President and an arrongant Pastor! The sensible thing would have been for BOTH OF THEM to go on their knees in prayers if indeed they were before God and not the President kneeling like some sacrificial lamb before a mere mortal![/quote]i think u tried to look it more sentimental dn not. The truth is, obama can roll up his shirt, play golf, hug and carry a friend, do hide and seek, and so on abi? Those are normal? But wot is wrong in upholding ur faith? And now it's not normal. Obama bilivd in homosexualism, approved beastiality, we all scremed, 'ewwwwww'.
U guys are bunch of idiotts to use the foreigners as yardstick for morals!
And besides, a avnt seen him go agaisnt any part of the constitution.

To follow christ makes u a christian. But we knw dt's jes a mouth action. To be a good follower of christ is to be a good christian. And that is the koko

In this modern era, its so impossible for jst not a snap of the scene!
So, it's either a pix start circulating or u shut it!

kulikuli26: This has always been ur style Baba and it won't change with GEJ,at this critical point in the life of our nation,patriotic leaders cannot afford to keep mute base on party alliance.Baba u fought for the unity of this country and u will surely not stand and watch it derailed with the way its been run presently like dey say"Somebody Build House anoda person destroy am".GEJ shd listen to d word of elders on dis national issues and see it as an opprotunity to perform better its obvious there are a lot of psycopants in his cabinet who would do him no good.

thank u o jare. Wa gbayi

ogugua88: Lol does she know the meaning of vain? Unless having four children has put her at medical risk and she needs emergency surgery, plastic surgery is pretty vain for the most part. The purpose of plastic/cosmetic surgery is to improve or enhance one's appearance.

fatdon1: True Talk.

Billyonaire: Whats true about that post. I have seen fire victims and accidents victims given new look via plastic surgery, do you define that as vain. You little minds.

wow! I can bet my life ur brain couldnt apprehend her clear point. Damn it

There are misleading headies which allows u to click on it only to find out crook journalism. Bt it's cool.
But u see this one, was as stupid as the story from the get go. Stupid headline, stupid story

I tot some people are brained