Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 12:45am On Oct 31, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 10:21pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
harrietee: Pls I need your candid advise!!! Can 2004 Pontiac vibe do this hustle well? I need to know before I arrange it. Thanks Superb!!! Go on and make the shipment |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 10:19pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
Nexttpage: Nah. Wasn’t even up to an hour I got my account unblocked, don’t ask me how please  Jàmísí baba... I'm missing those demon-possessed bolt ladies walai |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 6:33pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
BAZ001: That’s the reality of the job.
After deducting bolt commission + money for fuel. When you check your account balance and compare to your dashboard it will obviously fluctuate but they won’t tell you that...
[img]https://media1./images/5f3cb6fb0a39736d3c3c0521e234a1c8/tenor.gif?itemid=7855913[/img] Gbàbé baba....dem no go yarn you this one....mehn...I saw one Suzuki DZiRE today, 1.6litre Engine....mehn I fell in love with it....But na new, not sure if toks go dey around |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 6:25pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
Nexttpage: Na only God knows how many times man don chop [b]permanent blocking [/b]from uche I just used a month o Was the last duration a month? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 6:15pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
Dailyparrot: I don't know between the ashewo and their patron who I should pity.
You know what it means to sleep with somebody another person just slept with and someone else will climb when you get down.
Theirs no flavor there. Walai...I don't know how they do it ó....such act can only happen when I'm intoxicated. 'Cos my mind would be there....mehn...boys dey try |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 3:19pm On Oct 28, 2021 |
tojahh: Rider: Where are you Oga?
Me: Inside my car!
Rider: I just ordered a ride, and I am asking where are you?
Me: I am inside my car. Which is exactly where I have been since you made the request.
Rider: Where are you, If youre not going tell me. Kini gbogbo orishirishin ni?
Me: I am in my car, confirm if you are in this location (read out the location for her).
Rider: Oga follow your map.
Me: (Followed map and got there) Clicks arrived, and continue reading my book.
5 mins, oga you're not still here? Are you not going?
Me: No, you didn't tell me where i was coming to as according to the map. I am at your location. Which is bla bla.
Rider: No I am in the next street. That's the back.
Me: Thunder faya you (Inside my mind) 
Cancel and was driving back to my position, her request entered again, she just said stay where you are I am coming. I told her I had moved already, meanwhile where are we going? She said Langbasa.
Me: For this 11pm? No sorry I can't go. I clicked Arrived and she canceled before I know she was already at my window pacifying me help her that no one agrees to go there.
I eventually did... The rest they say its history.
Most time, don't follow your mind but your heart. I'm one of lazyD  abeg....How this lamgbasa be baba?....I dey always dread this place...it sounds like ritualists den...is the road tarred? Is like how many km from agungi |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 3:08pm On Oct 28, 2021 |
adolphus08: Good morning dear Colleagues, Recently I noticedon bolt that I will be in an area with surge and still not get a request for more than an hour. Does anybody know what causes this? The "blood" you're seeing on your phone screen which symbolises surge is adulterated. Its fake...lol... The whole essence is to lure you drivers from your hideout... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 5:20pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
davit: Lemme drop this here. My car inspection expired on 16th of this month. But I noticed my car was not blocked or removed from the platform. Deliberately i decided to keep working, wanting to know how many days grace period bolt gives. So yesterday, I received a Corporate request. On getting there, the man refused to enter my car, saying that the car on the app was not the one I brought to him. Immediately, he called the plate number, I realised it was my previous car. I tried to convince him that it was my last car. He sha canceled trip. Lo and behold, when i checked my app, my recent car has been removed, leaving only my last car that I have sold since April. I got a message from bolt later that I should take my car re-inspection. I was so glad that the man cancelled trip because if he had allowed me to pick him and later report the case to Bolt, it is straight permanent block.
So, guys watch out for this. If your inspection expires, you have between 8 to 9 days to do another inspection.
BTW, how long does it take bolt to approve inspection? My car inspection is under REVIEW since 12pm. How can someone resolve issue of permanent block without a deadline |
Career › Re: I’m The Only Woman At My Job — The Life Of An Oil And Gas Engineer At Sea by komodapson(m): 10:48pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 1:28pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
mejai: Abeg, who get connect for area p, command, ipaja? They hold me. Just discovered engine was changed and no proper documentation on it. I tried to reason with them, they resisted. Say I go reach command. My plate number has been removed cos I have to drop off rider.
Today being dey do me somehow o Don't Panic...I repeat, do not Panic. If you did, dem go use you chop bad cops full over there: idimu, isheri, ipaja, ipaja-ayobo... Now what does the rule says about engine replacement?sadly, I really do not know Now...dem go shout: "we go impound your vehicle". " Na alausa we go carry am go bla bla bla..." No enter one inspector office go dey negotiate bribe ó,or dey write one yeye statement inside one separate office. if the amount is reasonable enough and you can part with, you fit roger them. But if not... Insist, them book you on the counter, open file, submit car keyThe bold statement above, dem no dey like am at all. That's what I always do ó. They realise, next thing nah court matter, which they don't always like and DPO won't want to go through such yeye stuff. Mind you, Police officers are always on road for a particular(specific) reason which the DPO should be aware of ó and its always being stated and time bound e.g 0800hours - 1100hours: They are on look out for robbers. Anything contrary to such, is illegal worku. except the car was reported stolen, then that changes the narrative. Have gone through this at ipaja ayobo police station...they wasted my time...I no mind....na DPO leave me last last, dem say I too get stubborn head. I insisted make dem open case file for me, book me on counter and charge me to court. Aluta spirit no dey finish ó.... |
Romance › Re: If You Are A Lady In Your Late 30s And Still Single, Please read This - Opinion by komodapson(m): 6:51am On Oct 25, 2021 |
jikins: I don't agree that they will feel inadequate. Maybe the word you are looking for is incomplete . If the mother trains them well and give them all the attention they need they will be very fine. Yes they will be feeling incomplete as they don't have a dad. It's normal especially when they see the dads of others. But it's not a massive issue as you are putting it. So many people have been raised by single moms through out history, they didn't feel inadequate infact they went on to do great stuffs. A little white lie that their dad died before they were born would help lessen the impact. Your statement seems contradictory... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 5:30pm On Oct 24, 2021 |
Guys, i get gist for una ó. Hmmm....Pèkélè Pèkélé.....Nothing wey mallam no go see for him shago ó....Nothing wey Driver(s) no go see for this E~hailing profession I dey come, make I quickly run this (2) first grade Òlosho package , make i go drop dem for ejigbo NNPC come back... 00:11:08 waiting time  Òmó...olosho dey enjoy ò....see as these 2 dey take pictures for lobby, feeling lavida local (shoregatehotel Ogunnaike GRA ikeja) Do not sleep on it Na blockbuster... BRB... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 5:07pm On Oct 24, 2021 |
lagusboyyy: I have made this point here before,it will get to a point that the numbers of drivers will be greater than riders.
The e-hailing business is already getting saturated.
Anything that brings money is always casted by Nigerians: Pure water business
Private schools
Hotels
Filling stations
POS.. On the flip side,even olosho and yahoo.
Dont just let them know your source of income.. Or else. E go soon cast  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 4:59pm On Oct 24, 2021 |
davit: Everywhere just red for nothing.  Really  "fake deceitful red"... U go dey happy say u go c surge  hahahahaha Audio~red |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 10:28pm On Oct 23, 2021 |
XGhost: 2003-2005 is your best and most practical choice... Cheaper to buy and cheaper to repair and maintain. Parts for the 07 you're considering are more expensive. Keep it simple, keep your operating expenses low so you pay back quicker. Person wey use Volvo S40 and person wey use 03 civic, na the same fare dem de collect But the prestige which accompanies the former can never be underestimated.  In addition, Daughters of Jezebel, who are our First choice customers, will need to re- think before acting "imbelic" in their usual schizophrenic manner...  |
Politics › Re: INEC Releases More Information About The BVAS Device For Voters’ Accreditation by komodapson(m): 7:26am On Oct 23, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 4:08pm On Oct 22, 2021 |
XGhost: Off to my first IB experience... Excited mush Baba...you don carry your posh Volvo go ib ní? Na for IB you dey hustle |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 1:52pm On Oct 21, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 11:36am On Oct 21, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 6:15am On Oct 21, 2021 |
tunlapapa: What distance and time are you still looking for when this screenshot was provided by tojahh, yet you kept mute. Will you say this trip jumped from lekki to ikeja in 1 min?
https://www.nairaland.com/2653841/uber-partner-lagos-please-share/4154#106804910
Now I see that arguing with some people makes no sense but time wasting. Some people just want to counter your submission for no cause. For just no cause. They just want to override your "thoughts" even when they are wrong. Its annoying Abeg, which areas on the mainland does Uber request comes in more, in the morning and evening? Na oga Felicity referred you as a Uber specialist  Its being awhile I drove on platform... I wan' observe something  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 6:42am On Oct 20, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 6:27am On Oct 20, 2021 |
Barbiturate: I picked this lady from kafi street(wema bank compound) around secretariat Ikeja, to ojodu berger. We didn't talk much, just few talks when I was pricing phone holder in traffic. She was busy talking on phone. From her conversation on phone, I figured she's a procurement personnel and she probably would be in a top position. They helped her load her stuffs in the car and the lady that brought the load was answering with "Yes Ma"
I'm also a procurement person. I Worked with 3 companies as a procurement personnel. Costain West Africa Plc happen to be one of them.
After her phone discussion, we were almost at her destination. Then I tried talking to her about our profession......asked her if she's in procurement. She answered hastily and told me to end the trip. I figured she didn't want to discuss it. She transferred the money and just came down.
I actually wanted to let her know that I'm also a procurement person and hint her/advice her in some of the processes she mentioned....and maybe see if the discussion would fetch me something good, but then.....I guess she just sees me as a common driver! I might be wrong in my assertions, though I can bet my balls, this trip was on Bolt. Note: Most Female Gender possess latent characteristics of being rude, Proud, pompous and hauty. You're not wrong on your assumption(s) |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 6:20am On Oct 20, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 6:13am On Oct 20, 2021 |
mejai: I don't chase that shit. Na slave work, there is high risk too. Cos I dey call am, anywhere Belle face. U cancel some, u get penalized. Set ur target daily, if u achieved it, go home. If u didn't, go home. Tomorrow is another day. U can't drive everyone in lag. I'll recommend you have a feel of taste Castle lager just to show support for this your sincere comment |
Sports › Re: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by komodapson(m): 9:53pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
Patrick Mboma (Pama FC, Gamba Osaka Japan)
Odemtey lamtey
Makanaki
Mustapha Hadji
Kalilou Fadhiga...
Wó dem plenty no be today |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uber/bolt Business In Lagos by komodapson(m): 2:17pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
fapcrook: Liars plenty here U sef don notice am shey. I being think say na only me....but like they always say : Experience is the best Teacher |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uber/bolt Business In Lagos by komodapson(m): 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2021 |
pocohantas: BAZ001 makes up to 1m every month. You can ask him for tips and tricks on the Uber thread in Business section. I'll inform cheerfulgiver and Felicity @ next exco meeting to confer you with the title Public Relations Officer E~hailing Drivers (Lagos Chapter) |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 11:17pm On Oct 17, 2021 |
Gentlelife50: U wan find trouble again? "when cat sleep, rat go bite in tail, wetin e dey find".... In spirit of baba 70 |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 5:48pm On Oct 16, 2021 |
IFSHR: We discussing the monetary side of the hustle..... Your new discussion is non-monetary....but nevertheless it can't be overlooked as well.
God help us, the hustle is better rewarding than 50% of the hustle out there, this can't be erased as well. Really...Health isn't Monetary? A case study of a Rider whom I picked up yesterday, We both engaged in chit~chat and he narrated his sordid experience with a bolt driver who picked him up on ASSBIFI road on Thursday 15/10/2021 ,his destination was ipaja command. Driver : good afternoon Rider: afternoon bro Driver: where are you going to sir? Rider: ipaja command "Do you know ipaja" Driver: Yes Few minutes... Rider had a nap during course of the trip ,after a stressful day @ work. Opened his eyes and found himself on Ikorodu road....shogunle....back into Ikeja GRA Can't stop laughing walai...still sounds like comedy skits to me... Psychological balance cannot be overemphasized |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 4:32pm On Oct 16, 2021 |
IFSHR: Pearl1910, stop being defensive when people share their bitter side (cost) of the hustle....
you are a proponent of the sweet Narration perspective (All good) but try to be diplomatic in your approach so as not to be considered a hypocrite....
.it's not hidden knowledge that driving your car commercially increases your maintenance cost, just as your buy more fuel when you drive commercially, so when people share this, cool down on your defensive hornet....his narrative, his experience......
The two biggest running cost in this venture is
- Car repairs and maintenance - fueling and commission paid Any other cost is far from the above.
Peace You failed to highlight mental health as well. You Seems to undermine the negative effect of mental health. Ferrying abusive riders could lead to increase high blood pressure, anxiety, paranoia and many more. That's why I'm in support of folks who drops off shitty riders on Third mainland bridge  Mehn...I need to desist from listening to Femi Adesina, Garba shehu, FFK...these guys fit call/describe albino for you as Caucasian... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 3:29pm On Oct 16, 2021 |
mejai: Open Lab and diagnostic centre. Money dey am. Daily pay o. Reason with medical personnel if it is not ur field. This is good also but it requires you have a requisite knowledge about it. |