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Datboredberry:
Before you judge, consider the influence our society has on us... and our lifestyles.

I know most Nigerian men love to criticize Nigerian women, call us unproductive...etc.

But take your time to read the comments on this thread... Especially those from men who mention that they only have sex in their relationships... Even you... And it's as much your fault as it is the girl's.

You could be creative... But I'm sure you've never suggested doing anything more...

White women from first world countries... That are very different from yours where most women need to offer sex to survive and most men commit crimes such are rituals, internet fraud...etc.

Most men can't offer anything apart from sex too...

...isn't this true?. No o, let's face it, devoid of sentiment. There might be some few negligible fraction that do exhibit exceptional trait beyond imagination among female folks, but in total...mehn...the situation is worrisome and calls for paradigm shift.

But I won't put the blame on female Gender, I'll rather blame it on custom/tradition that made them to have notion of being "dormant" unreactive even when they are full of innate potentials. All what they know is about celebrities and Instagram... Now tiktok..

Lòbátàn!!!
Engage them in conversation bothering social issues, religion, politics, logic, health&wellness ...dem go japaa ...but mention tonto dike and few nudities...their ear's goes up like Eskimo puppies in excitement its sad

tunlapapa:
Pearl1910, now this is what we call bonus not the way bolt is giving.
2% Just after 8 trips!

Those long PU and short distance trips na him be issue, but all the same Uber no fit carry you go ijegun, abaranje, ojokoro, imota and those dead end destinations... That's the beauty

Barbiturate:
Then he should do car hire.

Park at a strategic place. Put car hire sign on top of your car. You will surely get clients.

I saw one Camry 2010 in a 4 star hotel compound, waiting for lodgers. "Car hire" sign was on top of the car.

Barbiturates... walai you be craze man..Allah..you should have allowed us to wait for Bolt staff to respond to the issue

Agricmoney:
Nothing dey there na. Na just to buy wall paper wey fine put for the house come buy 32" TV hang am for wall come put coloured bulb.e sure me say no babe go enter there wey no go like am.EVERYTHING NA PACKAGING




Anyway, Agriculture is life

which sector of Agriculture are you into?

Kobicove:
...and you just jumped to conclusions straightaway without any concrete evidence?!

Na Naija for you be that...
She just exhibited the typical Nigerian Nature (attributes). Get to meet her physically, you would see how she'll describe the event and could bet her life on what she saw....

Moreover, what are you doing with hibiscus flower? Are you a member of Sir Guru Maharahji Kingdom

yommie007:
na wa oo.... this guy really got me p*ssed..
Got a trip this night at mega plaza going to eko hotel, boom I arrived on 1.3× surge. The guy came out and told me to turn around that he's got something to pick, I turned and parked. The rider brought a big box, told me he has another 1 and a box. That 1 box don cover my whole trunk.... matrix way. I was considerate and folded my back seat to accommodate his �. On bringing the last box, the carton got torn and decided to go get another 1, I decided to offload the stuff in the torn carton into the trunk and transload to the new carton he went to bring. When he got back, the guy begin para say the ribbon � on the stuffs are loose and its my fault, initially I thought it was a joke until the guy started yelling.... na so I pick oo.... he went as far as telling his colleagues and those girls sef begin talk anyhow... boom I got angry and told the guy to get the stuff off my car that I was gonna cancel the trip....
Me: bros I'm not interested in the service no more
Rider: why?
Me: I can't have you yell at me just anyhow
Rider: you can't cancel oo, I'm already late
Me: that's none of my business
Rider: you can't cancel nor take my stuff off the car
Me: if I no cancel the trip make I die. I cancelled immediately and dragged the boxes off the car.
Na so the guy begin shout why I would cancel. The security was even like; even driver sef follow us work oo...
Rider: you can't go oo...
Me: na your fada buy car for me? Hold me down na... na so I zoom off.

Got to kofo abayomi, another trip came in to lekki 1. I called her and told her I was at the location the GPS picked, she said she was on the other side.. asked if she'd cross over or I turn around and she said I should turn. Going to turn she started shouting... me wey dey para b4, told her I was gonna cancel the trip if she wouldn't respect herself. She kept quiet immediately. Getting to lekki 1, she apologised for her actions, I told her I was owe her a greater apology and the reason being that the previous guy got on my nerves And we settled.
In summary, patience will be tested in this job.....
Transfer of aggression is the fear....
We go try balance am sha
We meeuve

Nice one...You upheld dignity over money...This indeed is a rare virtue, few among us can do it. But next time, if such rare its ugly head, just gently drop the items and zoom off without uttering a word.
They'll be speechless, in utter of confusion, looking lost. Trying so hard to call.

'Cos ,Being quiet on wheels with lil' bottled anger, will help you remain calm and make informed decision...

But ensure you revv up your engine , with scratching sound like that of a DJ, while you're about zooming off with a lil' bit of smoke from ur tail pipe...

peeps4u:
Since your mechanic is confused as well, I advise you take to google and youtube, you might find the solution there. After all, many established mechanics on this forum do consult google and youtube sometimes.

Quora too helps...

How efficient are these fuel additives being sold @ gas station.? Never believed in it, but I'd to buy one today but yet to use...make e no cause another katakata...

pappy4real:
Good afternoon experts in the house, pls I have a nissan versa 2008 model, I noticed about 2 weeks ago that d oil had leaked out overnight so I called a mechanic, we discovered it was from the fuel filter cos it was lose, we filled the oil and tightened it but once we started the engine, all d oil gushed out, we've changed d filter about 5 times now and it's doing d same thing. D mechanic has tried to check everything thing he knows but no luck at all. Once we start d engine, oil will gush out and waste away from d filter point. I'm getting frustrated cos d car is my source of income and I'm extremely broke right now. Pls sirs, could u tell me what could be wrong

Try call in on automedics 96.1FM traffic radio if youre in Lagos or listen online via app..11a.m monday

[quote author=Barbiturate post=107976357]Kpele! Was it on surge? If you must do very long distance, make sure it's on surge. Secondly, that changing of destination doesn't give correct amount on Bolt. Tell the person you want to end trip and make them reorder. But if it's on better surge like 1.9x or a bit less, don't end it.

Bolt needs to bring back price review!

Yesterday I picked this guy from Anthony, he's going to MMA2 but he said I'll go to Magodo estate and pick someone before we move to airport. I told him to change destination to Magodo, he refused and insisted it will count. Because it was on 1,3x, I decided to go. After every, we got to airport, trip came to 1700. I weak! The guy sef surprise. He just gave me 2k.
Bolt is damn too cheap for riders, that's why I prefer Uber. But I'm not on Uber

Bolt should bring back that review[/White]

But Uber commission is out of this world...

Ebukawaylaid:
She wants to read Theatre art in the university, I'm actually disappointed in the result.

Don't be too disappointed. Humans tend to acquire knowledge differently - time & Age. She should have sat for GCE in SS2 to test her might, but that has passed now...

Encourage and Enrol her in extra lesson...re-register her for NECO&WAEC next year. With adequate tutoring, she'll come out in flying colors....Its a learning phase, some us encountered such but we are better off now...

Ensure you counsel her, she'll later appreciate it later in life...than the bandwagon of RUSH to Institution, which could result into total disaster.

Gentlelife50:
Nothing I no go see for Lagos....I was at the International Airport car park waiting for request back to the Island.

This lady with two big boxes (fine girl o)walked up to me asking if I was a cab guy.I told her yes and asked her if she needed my services.

She said she was going to Elegushi Beach to meet up with someone.According to her,she said her phone was switched off that's why she couldn't order Uber and she could not afford the charges of the Airport Taxi guys,that was her reason for walking up to the car park.

I told her 15k,she said 10k.I said 12 and she agreed.As we were on transit,we started gisting,but I observed that most of the questions she was asking me were personal.

Like are u married,u stay alone bla bla bla.To cut the story short,When we got the the beach,madam changed her story.

According to her,She said she was deported from Turkey.That their plane landed last night and she had no where to go to.All the money she has on her is just $20.She is from Edo. State and she don't want to go back home empty handed.She don't have any friends or relatives in Lagos to stay with for the time being.

She don't have money to pay me and have no where to go to.She is now begging me if she can stay in my place for sometime so she can arrange herself b4 going back to Edo State.

Presently I'm confused.I feel bad for her.She need to take a bathe,she need to eat.I don't know what to do.

Pls guys what's your opinion??⁩
Work don come ooo
#copied

Omo!!! This one pass my levol ó...make I sip my origin plastic all, maybe I go fit reason small

Felicity0001:
Check ur spam you should get the inspection report almost Immidiately after you did it.

Get any uber driver or anybody you see driving a Corolla in lagos to assist you to upload it

Walai...this bro na Sir wereey...Allah... So anybody driving a corolla is into rideshare? Omo...this stereotype mad o...

[quote author=Crvrider post=1driver's07935884]Your lecturer na huber driver?[/quote]You're a clown...walai....
Lol....Tell oga Felicity make him mention the name of that him lecturer? That bro na cruise master walai

tillaman:
you are asking cause of NYAOPE right ?? Yeah I spent de months there

Yeah....I thought as much...

Badadvisor:
You trust ladies and anyone entirely?
Remember her names and signature would be on the receipt and not yours. Ladies are very unstable. She might want that today because of some financial situation she's going through but believe after you move in, it won't take long before she starts pouring out her frustrations she's going through at her working place or family on you and she might be forced to throw you out.

I'd advise you to find another option, a Male friend that can help while being honest with him.
I would be honest with you most guys don't mind accommodating a fellow gee so far he's very well coordinated, the problem is they would ask for 2 months stay and when it's passed two months they would refuse to leave and it might lead to one or two issues and before you know it he would be forced to throw you out angrily and you go about telling everyone is a bad person.

If you are saying for 2 months or 3 just try to be very much honest with whoever you're staying with and try to move out 3 days to 4 days beyforethe exact date.

Your respect would increase by %100

We are all in street working hard to be things right i am very sure your friends would help if you know as being very straightforward.

I have accommodated a stranger for 7 months, accommodated my friend and course mate then for almost two years and so many others, but trust me it caused some problems thereafter and i was forced throw him out.

Don't go into that silly deal with that girl, keep the little money you have with you and find a temporary accommodation in your place of work if you can't find a male friend to help.

Take heed to this advice...he has said it all...

confusedworld17:
After now Pearl1910 go say he no be Bolt agent. See as you know all una inspection centers.
But those inspection centers are there on bolt app for anyone to go to the one closer to them.

That guy na there agent jàré...

mejai:
Let me call pocohantas aka pocochantis to come and defend ndi Uber riders. Thugs don full Uber riders o.
Bolt please don't accept them, pleassssssse.

I can't agree less, Uber seems to be infiltrated...no longer posh executives

Ogaonos:
NA YANKEE TRAP RAP MUSIC DEY CAUSE ALL THIS.

You be clown walai... You could be right though..they wanna feel hirray

tillaman:
Oshey Alchemist!!
This is not a SE matter alone it’s the entire nation, What about those yahoo boys smoking Colorado in SW, I was in Ogun state Mid September so I invited this chic to my hotel room I controlled her all the way from Abk so she told me to give her money for smoke which I did, she got to my room it’s wasn’t the regular weed She sprinkled some brown or ash stuff on it I really don’t know what it was but looks more like nyaope, she wrapped a very tiny smoke and she said this shit cost her 2,500 I was unbothered so she only took 3 puffs I swear na so this babe begin drool like new born baby all efforts to snap her out of that realm were fruitless, me I don dey pack my bag the moment she started breathing abnormally Naso babe talk say make I no foh say na the trips dey make her do like that, I just manage shower relax for couch while she was in her trance all the konji wey hold me don clear! Naso she enter bathroom like 3 hours later she wan dey romance me Naso I change am for the babe oo, she apologized and all once 6:30 knack I checked out straight up!

Addiction is a demon, once you are hooked on any substance then you need to seek all the help you can find, our youths needs to do better, Parents should observe their wards and get those with questionable characters the help they need either SW, SE or SS
This is a wake up call to every concerned quarters

Have you lived in SA before?

https://punchng.com/female-passenger-breaks-bottle-stabs-lagos-uber-driver-over-n4100-fare/

Who among una pseudo-òlósho girl nack bottle for him head? - as reported by punch newspaper

I'm damn sure e no fit be oga Felicity, definitely out of the equation, hence she would've bade this life goodbye

just2endowed:
We could make long calls to up to 40 mins minimum. So do you still support we do it on normal calls?

No, I do not support long duration calls on normal calls. It could be tagged wastage. But my grouse is: we spend unnecessary time on phone calls... Do you realize some people can't chat with you, not that they ain't lettered but they can't just express their feelings, thoughts using phone keypads hence unnecessary phone calls...

Crystalom3:
the question is: why do we double spend on data and airtime when we could accomplish the goal with data?

You should have airtime reserve for emergencies only and not for making long calls.

Fact!!!... I agree to your submission on emergencies, curb wastages......if we were to be in saner climes, like Europe/America.....itll be strictly for quick responses, hospital/ambulances, fire service, police, flood rescue officers e.t.c...

But Nigerians we too dey talk too much and lousy...mind you, we dont harness options voicemail provides sèf... All these go stop unnecessary talk...

rajiedreez:
try Facebook call first na. I've tried both severely when I was still on Facebook like 3 years ago. Till now that I don't use Facebook sef, I still don't enjoy the sound quality on WhatsApp call

Guy..have never ever used Facebook call before, and I'll like to do so, but how does it work? Is it far clearer (audible) than WhatsApp call, though both app belong to same parent coy could there have been significant difference.

just2endowed:
There are some people that think WhatsApp call is for a broke person... They won't pick, until you call them on regular call.

I remember an ex that told me not to call/video call her on WhatsApp again, that she won't pick until I make normal call.

Apparently so...if you did try to look at it critically and dispassionately, devoid of emotions. So, if you couldn't call her with the airtime reserved on your phone, whom do you plan/intend calling with?

DJL0newolf:
What about those people that use glo? How will they cope

This guy up here made a valid point o...una no go talk anything about am ..."how about glo users/subscribers, how will they survive?

Thumbs up bro

Vince77:
Network always reconnecting every few minutes

"Hello, Hello can you hear me?"

Very annoying.

Frustrating and time wasting as well, God help you...you're trying to dish out instructions to a subordinate, it could be misconstrued with...

"Hello, Hello, ok sir"

Whobedatte:
WhatsApp call that will be reconnecting every few seconds ?
I hate it with passion and I don't pick WhatsApp calls too.
Trust me , people are not using the service because it's delivery is poor though cheaper .
Internet service in Nigeria is still at incipient stage compared to the rest of the world

This says it all....

stephenponti:
If you know what's good for you go and look for money and solve that oil problem, otherwise you will still come here in few months with premium wailing.

Thanks, I really appreciate...I'll surely get it rebuilt, hopefully through a budgetary provision after Yuletide season...Baba U know as kwontri be bro...the country is not looking sexy anymore

wizi4tyn:
That old trouble maker; Scotty Kilmer

Revv up your engines

GAZZUZZ:
The solutions are a bit expensive.

Replace or rebuild

Damn!!!...omo...this sounds more like lasting solution, please any stop gap measure prior to the aforementioned solution you can recommend. Money no too dey now ò...
Thanks