₦airaland Forum

virgoquin:
This is a UGANDA story
I smell lies

I'll like to have a drag of that akure weed wey u peff

Raalsalghul:
Your story doesn't depict the disadvantage of getting married late.
Rather it emphasizes what I've been screaming on Nairaland for sometime.
Folks should reduce the number of kids they have......Nigeria is overpopulated already.
Even from your story, one can observe the parents aren't good planners.
Why not have just 2 or 3?
Now the first child will dragged down with the needs of others
Who da Bleep gives birth to 5 kids?

Mehn...u must be an arsenal fan...you sound way too intelligent.... My brother, we need to discard some cultural app operations from our brain....The notion of "when you get married, doors will open".... Who dey for door wet no open am now...2ndly, the idea of giving birth uncontrollably.... U c a mechanic having 4/5 kids...baba... 2 is OK... Regardless of d gender....provided u can take care of dem....abeg, statistics has shown d population of Nigeria will double by 2050...wat will b our resources then, shey e go still b oil? When countries are investing in human capital....

#foodforthought

Raalsalghul:
There is nothing foolish about my statement...it's the truth.
Incase you don't know....the deadbeat I was referring to was my dad.
Our lives are different.
What works for A might not work for B.
I won't advise anyone from a humble background to get married so early.
At least have something in place for your kids...that's the most important thing.
Got an uncle that got married at 42 having built his house with another landed property in place.
God forbid if he dies today don't you think his kids whom are little by the way have something to live on.
I still insist whether 27 or 57, live a legacy for your offspring.

U forgot to add educational insurance, will held in trust, vacation trips....u said the truth BRI... Rather than increase poverty which is growing @ Geometric progression by d way of population increase...I'll rather remain single

NinjaMetahuman:
this kachikwu is a grade A failure


i remember the ediot telling us buying fuel for 145 is only temporary and in 6months plus everything will be back to normal. its almost 4years now.

the ediot also said he will quit if we are still importing fuel in 2019- he is telling us now that landing cos is 180.

i hope he is part of those that gets the stick in may.


uselessness extraordinaire.

He is not just an ediot...is a successful ediot

MoonWater:
This thread has really hit alot of nerves. See men puffing long posts in anger. Lol

walai

tejaylo11:
This wan touch me

Besides late marriage for a man start from 40+
For a lady it starts from 36+

If you are a guy, if u marry between 30 - 39yrs you didn't marry late but pls don't give birth to more than 3 kids.

If you are a lady, if u marry between 28 - 36yrs, you didn't marry late, but don't give birth to more than 3 kids!

Marriage of today requires finance unlike in the days of our fathers.

Back in the days, you don't need a TV, a flat, a mobile phone, a freezer, a generator, a fridge, a washing machine, etc to get married but today, if u marry without the aforementioned things plus a satellite TV+ subscription, your so called wife may run leave you or cheat on u.

Back in the days, it doesn't cost to get married, u don't need pre wedding shoot, bridal shower, baby shower, this shower that shower, big wedding, etc. Weddings cost less in the time of our fathers.

A man today needs a stable income to settle down into marriage. At least in Nigeria, you need a steady income of at least 150,000naira to maintain a healthy, average family of 3 or 4, now tell me how many Nigerian guys of marriageable age (28 - 37yrs) earn 150,000naira monthly

With high rate of unemployment and inflation, earning money has become almost difficult for many youths in Nigeria. Most still squat with friends, relatives or living with parents because no job, no viable business and those that have job are earning peanut that cannot take care of them fully to talk of taking care of a woman and a child.

Nigeria's situation is getting worse by the day, reason every youth is doing all they can to migrate out of Nigeria, so don't blame youths of today, its not their fault, our fathers who are the leaders failed us woefully; we the youths ought to revolt and send them packing and round them all and kill them; starting from the President to the LGA Chairman

This is the most detailed empirical analysis have ever seen in the last 5 decades on nairaland...thumbs up.. are you an editor... lol

Hardrive:
Valid points. But the most important thing is for us to look for a solution to the prevailing socio-economic problem facing us as a nation before we start talking about settling down early. We have a long way to go.

Tnk u bros...not to add up to existing problem...statistics says Nigeria population will double by 2050...my take is this...if you are OK then go "marre".. no go " marre " because u wan' born or getting old

Nigga44:
Since I read the 'confessions of an economic hitman' by John Perkins, I'm also very weary of these evil loans by countries like US and China.

sorry bro...is it a book?...I'll like to have one

LogicStatement:
Lagos roads are too congested already resulting in traffic and waste of man hours. Introducing new buses to add to the existing traffic gridlock is compounding the problem we are yet to solve. A simple solution to ease traffic in Lagos roads and move mass number of people easily and comfortably is to construct a fast light rail system connecting major points in the city. The rail should connect Ikorodu to the Island, Island to Epe, Badagry to Oshodi. This is long overdue.

In addition to this, is to have large car park like 10 floors made of steel, jus' like the one @ ikoyi club...it should b constructed around oworonsoki or ogudu axis...where people park there cars and get on board ferries to island....jetties must b constructed also & d lagoon should be buoyed by expert in navigation.... all these can be achieved through PPP without LASG spending a penny...The problem with motorist and commuters in Lagos is not only bad roads or inadequate buses...but one thing LAWLESSNESS & bad driving culture

biggerboyc:
Firstly, I'm a DSA with a bank and right now I'm considering resignation. I've spent over 1 year with the bank, I'm currently on 10 days leave and when I resume on 24th of which I believe salary would have been paid, I will tender my resignation. Let me explain your job role to you in case you don't know. As a DSA you are a foot soldier and your core duty is to achieve a target of account opening and other bank solution which include cards and other bank solution. You may also be given SME target. Not meeting it is not a problem in your first 2 month. But subsequently it becomes an issue when you consistently fail to meet those target. Remember you are to work under every circumstance so under the Sun in the afternoon you must work. You will also have deposit target, for me it is 1.4million naira monthly but I've never even gone pass 300k average balance. You are also to book loan and manage customer. One of the fear factor is that you can't go pass 50k earning as bank always have graduate trainee and your chance of getting converted to a full staff is very slim. Although you can also converted since some people have trend that part before and are in a better position today.

Conclusion
I don't regret taking a DSA job role with my bank. In fact the experience is worth it. But I think the effort I put into my target if channeled into my own business, I will be a better person.

Before you choose weigh your options well, research your job, meet those who are currently working and ask about there experience( you can ask anonymously) see whether you can cope.

Don't make a decision because you felt your mate are more successful than you. Most of them won't tell you what they are going through.

This is absolutely the most sincere response I ever saw on nairaland for the past 5years...o boy, u deserve an award...

please! abeg...I need ur acct no: biko, I wan' credit u... ure absolutely spot on (in Murphy Djembas voice)....

key statement: [b]

biggerboyc:
Firstly, I'm a DSA with a bank and right now I'm considering resignation. I've spent over 1 year with the bank, I'm currently on 10 days leave and when I resume on 24th of which I believe salary would have been paid, I will tender my resignation. Let me explain your job role to you in case you don't know. As a DSA you are a foot soldier and your core duty is to achieve a target of account opening and other bank solution which include cards and other bank solution. You may also be given SME target. Not meeting it is not a problem in your first 2 month. But subsequently it becomes an issue when you consistently fail to meet those target. Remember you are to work under every circumstance so under the Sun in the afternoon you must work. You will also have deposit target, for me it is 1.4million naira monthly but I've never even gone pass 300k average balance. You are also to book loan and manage customer. One of the fear factor is that you can't go pass 50k earning as bank always have graduate trainee and your chance of getting converted to a full staff is very slim. Although you can also converted since some people have trend that part before and are in a better position today.

Conclusion
I don't regret taking a DSA job role with my bank. In fact the experience is worth it. But I think the effort I put into my target if channeled into my own business, I will be a better person.

Before you choose weigh your options well, research your job, meet those who are currently working and ask about there experience( you can ask anonymously) see whether you can cope.

Don't make a decision because you felt your mate are more successful than you. Most of them won't tell you what they are going through.

This is absolutely the most sincere response I ever saw on nairaland for the past 5years...o boy, u deserve an award...

please! abeg...I need ur acct no: biko, I wan' credit u... ure absolutely spot on (in Murphy Djembas voice)....

key statement: [/b]

biggerboyc:
Firstly, I'm a DSA with a bank and right now I'm considering resignation. I've spent over 1 year with the bank, I'm currently on 10 days leave and when I resume on 24th of which I believe salary would have been paid, I will tender my resignation. Let me explain your job role to you in case you don't know. As a DSA you are a foot soldier and your core duty is to achieve a target of account opening and other bank solution which include cards and other bank solution. You may also be given SME target. Not meeting it is not a problem in your first 2 month. But subsequently it becomes an issue when you consistently fail to meet those target. Remember you are to work under every circumstance so under the Sun in the afternoon you must work. You will also have deposit target, for me it is 1.4million naira monthly but I've never even gone pass 300k average balance. You are also to book loan and manage customer. One of the fear factor is that you can't go pass 50k earning as bank always have graduate trainee and your chance of getting converted to a full staff is very slim. Although you can also converted since some people have trend that part before and are in a better position today.

Conclusion
I don't regret taking a DSA job role with my bank. In fact the experience is worth it. But I think the effort I put into my target if channeled into my own business, I will be a better person.

Before you choose weigh your options well, research your job, meet those who are currently working and ask about there experience( you can ask anonymously) see whether you can cope.

Don't make a decision because you felt your mate are more successful than you. Most of them won't tell you what they are going through.

This is absolutely the most sincere response I ever saw on nairaland for the past 5years...o boy, u deserve an award...

please! abeg...I need ur acct no: biko, I wan' credit u... ure absolutely spot on (in Murphy Djembas voice)....

key statement:

....n how mush u been collect for this cheap publicity on behalf of Nigerian brewery.... if u wan' to know the ratio is still 5:1 Trophy 5: star 1...lol

yemmight:
If you really know the history of railway in Nigeria for years you will appreciate this government. For Nigeria today railway is now working from Lagos to as far as Kano. This process might be slow but there is work in progress. Since our second coming of democracy, this is the only time rail-line has come back alive.

my brother, this is highest level of mediocrity I've ever seen. Go take a look at the newly commissioned railway in morocco manufactured by the French wt a speed of over 180km/hr connecting tangier agadez....you're here heaping praises on inefficient APC Government

if uzoho can be 19years of age...I so much believe the innocence of the professor... d action is called.."doctrine of necessity "....

israelmao:
Many bilateral meetings have been engaged in with little or no foreign direct investment to show.Foreign investors will not put their money where there is no rule of law and where people are being killed without anyone being held accountable or made to serve time.Also in a nation where the votes of the people don't count it is a clear indication of political instability and unsteady electoral process which is capable of pushing off foreign investors.

u too go far bro...forget the population all of us use to lay claim to, what a sane businessman or an investor need to do is just to check IMF/World bank report of countries with ease of doing business... gbam!!! dem go know say naija no be profitable investment destination... this old hag will stand on podium now and reiterate "Nigerian youth are lazy" "my people are useless, my people are indiscipline"..how will investors come... Nigeria just wasted 8years...imagine an eight year old boy...I don lose hope for naija tey tey ò

so definitely, Nigeria will b ceded in their normal pot...lol pot 4...abeg when is draws for afcon

AngelicBeing:
Hian, Hahaha, Lol at l don't owe any girl orgasm, I agree with you, sex is overated, sex is not food, haba, once you cum, your body calms down and you begin to ask yourself, kini big deal, what is the brouhaha of all this stuff, Abeg, sex is overated, all this give it to me, fúçk my pussy, your dick is the best coming from female folks during sex is bulshit to me, once you cum, the girl should find her cum herself or buzz off

honestly bro....I dey always ask myself..."wetin I kon gain now"...my thought just respond: after all its an exercise.. lmao

Ucheosefoh:
Why arrest the hostel caretaker na him send them go do drugs?

police go chop now...bro

RuthlessLeader:
Op this is the same bible where the patriarch married his own sister. Jacob and Esau married their cousins.

All in all, you should consider the potential genetic risk sha, but it's your choice.

Also:

This.

The most sensible response of all[b]

RuthlessLeader:
Op this is the same bible where the patriarch married his own sister. Jacob and Esau married their cousins.

All in all, you should consider the potential genetic risk sha, but it's your choice.

Also:

This.

The most sensible response of all[/b]

RuthlessLeader:
Op this is the same bible where the patriarch married his own sister. Jacob and Esau married their cousins.

All in all, you should consider the potential genetic risk sha, but it's your choice.

Also:

This.

The most sensible response of all

GavelSlam:
Good.

He's always been explicit in his refusal, stating where the conflicts lie and sundry times, the national assembly has had to rework or reword the bills which he ultimately signed.

The assembly should be more thorough with the bills and not leave room for consequent conflict and litigation.

absolutely spot on...

pls, how do you write in bold letters...

[quote author=OkaNaUbe post=77091737][/quote]So wat is d essence of company paying insurance...in company's annual budget, provision for wastage, accident, robbery infact unforseen would have been captured....abeg go upgrade your brainapp to latest version....

DonCrack:
A truck carrying loaded crates of beer crashed and blocked the road before Abak bridge in Akwa Ibom. The incident was said to have happened on Thursday, March 28th.

It was gathered that some passersby and sympathizers who gathered at the accident scene, used the opportunity to drink bottles of beer which were in the crashed vehicle.

The truck and broken bottle were eventually evacuated after the incident caused a traffic gridlock in the area.

See More: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/03/residents-gets-free-beer-as-truckload.html?m=1

There is indeed two benefits have highlighted for the opportunistic passerby who drank this beer...

1: peradventure he/she has a strain malaria plasmodium parasite yet to manifest into malaria, the active ingredients hot beer would dislodge malaria parasite.

2: beer could serve as substitute for food, if he was feeling ravenous...2 - 3 bottles would b OK for the day.

3. if he was feeling depressed before, contemplating suicide...a bottle or 2 would surely lighten his mood...

but note...if you go pass your level...awoof go enter 5 bottles... Ur fuckup...I go dey wait to c am for Instagram inside my house 4 here

ugochukwufrenzy:
u will apply for medicine and surgery and d school will give u fishery and aquaculture....nigerian universities sef!!!!

only if u knew what environmental sciences,fisheries, aquaculture, wildlife and forestry entails...

Make an indepth analysis of cyclone idai and find correlation with the courses I mentioned above...

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why would you write a project on behalf of a student...smh! This country is doomed

TheCar:
Please don't use a post office address except you have a registered mail box with them.

Use your house/office or school address whichever that applies to you.

Post office would (normally) deliver to your address or call you to come pick your item at their office.

Use your address (office or residential), once the seller shipped your order, use the tracking number to monitor the movement of your item from China to Nigeria.

Once your item get to Nigeria, use Nigeria Postal Service website (International Tracking) to track the post office where your item is located.

The post office that update your item as "Unsuccessful Delivery" is where you would collect your item.

Read this article https://www.buyqualityng.com/aliexpress-shipping-all-you-need-to-know/ to understand AliExpress shipping to Nigeria and this article
https://www.buyqualityng.com/how-to-track-aliexpress-order/ to understand how to track your order on AliExpress.

Not all orders are trackable, so please read those articles to understand the difference between registered mail and unregistered mail.

Orders shipped by AliExpress seller using registered mail is trackable up to delivery whereas orders shipped using unregistered mail aren't trackable outside China.

Hope this help you.

Cheers

Thanks bro...You made mention of Aliexpress escrow payment service...how do I locate that?

holadeindey:
wow,this thread is really helpful. I've already ordered some products from AliExpress (less than 5k in total)just to test their delivery process reading this make sense to me

lol..Bro..have been sceptical just like you as well...did aliexpress delivered your product and are u satisfied. did the product conform with what was described online?
Tnx

TheCar:
It all depends.

From AliExpress to Nigeria, you can get the seller to ship it for Free. Most sellers would agree depending on the value or volume.

In Nigeria, if AliExpress seller use a registered post to ship your order, It would get to the nearest post office close to your delivery address, so Nipost dispatch either bring your product to your doorstep or call you to come pick up your product at their office (Depending on the Area).

Nipost fee is between #0 - #500 depending on the weight of the package.

Cheers

please, is it advisable to input the post office address nearer to your house in the delivery address..e.g Mr nnamdi Abdul rotimi, Ikeja Allen post office, Lagos Nigeria

sorextee:
Check your ORDER page. I use my laptop to shop tho. Not really friendly with d app. U will see the whole details of ur item. Which includes the tracking number. Im sure the shop where you purchased the fone from would have mailed you by now that ur item has been shipped. Always login your aliexpress page, to get updates concerning your product.

Guy, I'm not use to the app as well...but I want to ask..if review is 4.5 rating is it certain the product is authentic: simply what you saw is what was delivered compared to jumia which might not and lastly how can I fund my aliexpress account without directly paying using my GTB mastercard?

fibonacci2526:
1.false,you can use Access Visa card
2.Alixpress standard shipping usually takes 2wks
3. Your house/office address will do as your item will be shipped to the closest post office
4. You might pay an handling fee of #500
5.After your order has been shipped, the tracking status will be displayed in your order details between 5-8days.

please..how can I fund my aliexpress account meaning how can I transfer money from my Gtb account into my aliexpress wallet...thanks

Oh blimey!!!....why...u are the one to be blamed. you shouldn't have gone ahead to upgrade the Mumuapp wey dey run for your brain to latest version. sorry bro. take heart...

lessons: Before you part with money in life, I repeat in life... make sure the reason is genuine and not on lofty

Hotguy27:
For the benefit of those who do not understand this concept, let me explain in simpler languages as it relates to this topic.

A bond is an instrument issued by a company (in this case a bank -Access) to investors or holders (I.e people who buy the instruments with their money) with a promise to continue to pay interest (also called the coupon) at periodic intervals (biannually or annually) till the maturity date (e.g 5 years, 10 years etc)

In the past, when investors were fools (laughs), companies used to go to the public to raise money for their businesses in the form of selling shares. Those who buy their shares will be part of the owners of the companies. If the company makes profit you will be paid dividends and if they did not make profit you will not be paid anything at the end of the financial year. The value of your shares can go up or come down depending on the economy or the company's performance. Now, people have discovered that they gain little or nothing by investing through that means. As a result, it is very hard for companies to raise enough capitals now through selling of shares. Investors are wiser. So, they now go through Treasury Bill and Bonds.
You must have seen something like Unsecured Bond here or heard something like guaranteed bonds before.
A guaranteed bond is the type of bond that a company issues in which another company or a third party has promised to pay the interests and principal as agreed if the issuer refuses or fails to pay. While unsecured bond does not have any collateral or third party that can repay in case the issuer fails to pay. This is where the rating comes in. The rating is just to show how safe or risk is it to buy the bonds.

Now, if one invests or buys this Access bond with N1M, he/ she will be paid N155,000 every year as interest for 5 years. At the end of the 5th year the principal amount of N1m will be paid back to the investor. Within this period, the bank must have done businesses with your money and if all things being equal, the bank will make huge profit from using your money to do business.

I wanted to explain further but let's have it like this first.

Thanks bro. an investment of N1m with an interest of N155,000 annually is nothing but a waste of time bro...all these banks are nutting but reaper's. I heard inside dailies that CEOs in Financial sector with wherewithal do go cap in hand to the US, borrow at <%4 interest, bring the money in $ to Nigeria...invest in Treasury bills and FGN bonds with %12~ 14 interest...make more money in a short while and leave .

Sugar too dey lose guard...him nah 'men' for Uni before he delve into politics....he too dey claim to be man of the people. since he came back from tour of US Senate, western ideology app don full in head... him lose guard, he suppose jazz up well...him suppose learn from uduaghan now...akwa ibom Gov...u jazz up well...

Sweetas2:
A man of that status should have a private body guard ....you no fit know street finish abeg