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Romance › Re: Can U Make This Sacrifice For Your Country, Be Sincere by Kondomatic(m): 7:57am On Jul 14, 2021

We have all been doing this for a while now. This N50 banks charge for N10k+ deposits is one example.

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Romance › Re: HELP! My New Babe Wants No S*x Relationship by Kondomatic(m): 6:55am On Jul 14, 2021

She has made clear what she wants and she did it without disturbing us. Tell her what you want and stop disturbing us.

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Celebrities › Re: Linda Osifo Reveals Why Nollywood Women Have More Money Than Men by Kondomatic(m): 9:42pm On Jul 13, 2021

It's because they have vagina

Crime › Re: Victoria’s Secret ‘karen’ Filmed Attacking Nigerian Woman, And Then Plays Victim by Kondomatic(m): 6:44pm On Jul 13, 2021

appishani1:
[color=#990000][/color] God will see her through in Jesus name

Romance › Re: Has A Lady Visited You Before And Refused To Leave Again by Kondomatic(m): 10:25am On Jul 13, 2021

Lols. No girlfriend of mine has ever spent a night in my house.

It is just not allowed.

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Romance › Re: Has A Lady Ever Treated You Like This Before? by Kondomatic(m): 10:21am On Jul 13, 2021*

Kriss216:
Obviously, you're not into women.

She's not married. She's exhibiting traits of a Nigerian girl , no big deal.

You're wrong. The woman is either married or cheating on her boyfriend with the OP, that's just it.

I have my own odating experiences and can tell you categorically that this is not a Nigerian girl trait. A lady may zone off once in a while due to her mood but she won't ignore her man completely when there's no misunderstanding.

You will notice she's really not there while she's with you or having a phone conversation with you but to see your message and not reply, see your calls and ignore means that you guys are fighting or that someone more important to her than you is around her.

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Politics › Re: [BREAKING] Basketball: Nigeria Win Again, Beat Argentina 94-71 by Kondomatic(m): 3:54am On Jul 13, 2021

pusapou:
must you always show ur stupid bigotry?

Bigotry because it's not a crime thread bah?

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Like This Thing So Much? by Kondomatic(m): 3:48am On Jul 13, 2021

Liballo:
It is such a shame
Nigerian guys are not romantic at all.

It's still doesn't change the fact that Nigerian guys are not romantic. Deal with it!

Wetin concern us with being romantic, are we Romans?

Family › Re: If You Obey Your Pastor Over Your Husband, You Have Committed Spiritual Adultery by Kondomatic(m): 12:44pm On Jul 11, 2021

Lols, just watch as women will put the blame on men. .

But the truth is that women rush to men of God because they love having a deal with God as a rival. It's that simple.

They also love anyone with "anything gift" be it spiritual or ordinary, reason some join choir because of choir masters .

They also have a thing for someone in a position of power/authority, male school prefect and other functionaries will tell you better.

I am taking it down to the lower levels so y'all will see that marriage isn't always the problem. It has been so from the beginning.

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Health › Re: High Rate Of Death Among Youths, What Is The Cause? by Kondomatic(m): 11:53am On Jul 11, 2021

Careless lifestyle I guess

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Travel › Re: Donte Franklin: White Man Gifts N23m To Nigerian Man Who Treks 17 Miles To Work by Kondomatic(m): 10:57am On Jul 11, 2021

authority2006:
The guy is probably financially better than you today.

My two legs are intact

Family › Re: Why Are Fathers Underappreciated? by Kondomatic(m): 5:59pm On Jul 10, 2021

radicalove:
The reason may be BECAUSE, what the mother sees , knows and ignores about the man due to societal nonsense......the same child sees them, knows and keeps it for future reference.....

Kids misunderstand father's love.

The struggle to put food on the table hardly give men enough time for their kids. Now that both parents work for the same purpose, kids now like their fathers more.

Some wives are manipulators.

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Travel › Re: Donte Franklin: White Man Gifts N23m To Nigerian Man Who Treks 17 Miles To Work by Kondomatic(m): 5:52pm On Jul 10, 2021

NwaAmaikpe:

Passion and devotion pays
Just like Hashimu Suleiman who trekked from Lagos to Abuja when our darling daddy won the election.

He never knew it will come in handy, now he has the stamina to run when hunger comes chasing.

You can't do something that huge for Buhari and remain the same again.

Dude has one leg and half now.

Buhari must take from you, it's in his blood.

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Celebrities › Re: "I Was Sacked From Work After Being S£xually Harassed By My Boss" - BBN Tochi by Kondomatic(m): 5:48pm On Jul 10, 2021

lilvicky68:
I stand to be corrected but I take that as a story..his reason for sack could have been anything the woman didn't say fuq me or I fire you ..so let's stop stressing about the issue..

And anything apart from this is not sexual harassment?

Politics › Re: FG To Use Commonsense Strategy To Lift 100M Nigerians Out Of Poverty – Osinbajo by Kondomatic(m): 5:46pm On Jul 10, 2021

They're out of body odour, it's now common sense.

Something that you can't find in 2 out of every 1M APCists..

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Celebrities › Re: "I Was Sacked From Work After Being S£xually Harassed By My Boss" - BBN Tochi by Kondomatic(m): 5:42pm On Jul 10, 2021

lilvicky68:
Story story story...tochi is someone that likes talking too much.. I don't believe his story whether true or not.. unless he calls his boss out now..

Because he's a man

Nairaland General › Re: Can You Keep A King Cobra As A Pet? by Kondomatic(m): 5:40pm On Jul 10, 2021

My madness no reach that level.

Thank you.

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Adverts › Re: A Buyer For Scorpion Venom by Kondomatic(m): 1:22pm On Jul 10, 2021

Amotolongbo:
i no dey buy.
What for?

To use it to sting myself?

Scorpion venom is one of the most expensive liquid in the world

Education › Re: IQ TEST: Do You Understand This? [photo] by Kondomatic(m): 10:32am On Jul 10, 2021

This is more of dirty mind/sexy imagination test than IQ test

Fashion › Re: Guys/ladies : How Much Are You Charged For Your Hairdo? by Kondomatic(m): 4:46pm On Jul 09, 2021

pocohantas:
These days I just wash my hair and make my cornrows. Sometimes I add a little coloured extension to highlight it and give a more “outing” look.

Thanks to wigs, I am covered.

Made knotless braids about 3 weeks ago and I have loosened it. Stress is not for my scalp at all. Last last na to lock the hair or cut am.

I play too much sha.

Literature › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 1:33pm On Jul 09, 2021

TheGidRedpiller:
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I fit see The naked gods by
chukwuemeka ike for there?

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke My Heart After I Furnished Her Rented Apartment by Kondomatic(m): 1:31pm On Jul 09, 2021

The good thing here is that you still have a heart that can be broken, unlike many of us.

People don break mine sotey I come vex leave am for the last person I was with.

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Crime › Re: Enugu: Young Girls Offer Their Bodies For Plate Of Indomie, Bottle Of Coke - CBO by Kondomatic(m): 9:15am On Jul 09, 2021*

Kaybae:
It's bad to take advantage of people because you want to help them, for guys and men using money or other things to lure small small girls, karma will soon knock on your door. Can't we assist without any attachments? What is your gain after 5minutes advantage of them? Maybe part of the glory you are managing has even been destroyed in the process.

I really hate to be the one saying this but you ladies should stop telling men how to help.

Go to your fellow women ni, abi those ones dey ask for sex?

Nobody owes anybody anything in this life. Know this and be free from disappointments.

Ghetto men don't give to ghetto men because they don't have enough. They give to women because they expect something.

These men that do the things in the main post are also in the same ghetto, meaning that they also don't have. Now there's no free pussy for any man anywhere without at least pretending to love someone which of course comes with some price.

Love in Nigeria is an ocean of feelings surrounded by expenses.

Now if these broke men come to these women and say "please I haven't gotten some in like forever, please lemme have just one round, in fact lemme just slide in and stay quiet, I won't move at all"

Will the women agree? NO

But the women have something that the men want and the men have a little something that the women want, so they trade. Case closed.

No victim here.

What you ladies don't seem to understand is that these men that give this village people a token for some action do not have enough for themselves let alone the one to give freely to some people simply because they're women.

My opinion on this will entirely be different if the men are rich.

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Crime › Re: Enugu: Young Girls Offer Their Bodies For Plate Of Indomie, Bottle Of Coke - CBO by Kondomatic(m): 9:00am On Jul 09, 2021

SunShowAfrica:
Spaghetti can get you true love in Kogi State Kondomatic 2021

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Family › Re: Do Tura Soap Bleach Skin Or Tone Skin ? by Kondomatic(m): 6:38am On Jul 09, 2021

donbachi:
Just like telling a slim person "u look slender" instead of saying "u look tiny"

Or telling your girlfriend "let's make love" instead of let's fornicate.

Career › Re: What Is Your Backup Plan Incase You Lose Your Job? by Kondomatic(m): 7:07pm On Jul 08, 2021

pocohantas:
Urgent 2k

If I collect from Izzou, Kondomatic, Tapout, Ishilove and Twoclans, na 10k be that.

OH boy!

Nah me wey never even get main plan person dey make her back up plan

Celebrities › Re: Angelique Kidjo Defends Burna Boy’s ”Arrogance” (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 5:31pm On Jul 08, 2021

pocohantas:
Two men that can do no wrong;
1) Tony Elumelu
2) Burna Boy

I like Burnaboy's style.

He's like Zlatan Ibrahimović and Mario Balotelli. Sometimes proud and arrogant but in the end he will still do him. That's what makes him Burnaboy.

Education › Re: Any Advice For Stammerer Presenting For His Project Topic by Kondomatic(m): 2:58pm On Jul 08, 2021

Doing hard starting can be embarrassing really but he has to embrace it. He no kill person.

Tomorrow is too close to practice what would have helped but he can still try.
Tell him to calm down and not rush to speak the words as they come, that's what usually kicks it off.

He should take it slow, it will still be noticed but it won't be too much.

Celebrities › Re: Angelique Kidjo Defends Burna Boy’s ”Arrogance” (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 2:52pm On Jul 08, 2021

Make I tag Burna's girl.

cc Pocohantas

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Romance › Re: Man Boldly Collects Girl’s Phone Number In Her Father's Presence (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 2:35pm On Jul 08, 2021*

lilvicky68:
Skits na

It happens though.

Done that shit once. Followed a friend to the girl's house to buy something, we got there and the woman was about going to a church program with her daughter.

After exchanging pleasantries and buying what we came for, I asked the woman if there was vacancy in the compound because I would like to be seeing her daughter every morning and evening.

We laughed(I, my friend and the girl's elder sister). The girl was giving change to my friend, she kept a straight face. The mom said that singles are not allowed in the compound.

We were walking to the gate by then, outside the compound I told the woman that I would really have loved to talk to her daughter for a minute but it's obvious they don't have it, so I would like to come again next time.

She said that they won't open gate once they check and it's me. I turned to the girl and asked her to give me her number so that I will call her to open the gate if others refuse. She was like "I will personally lock it twice if I see your face"

We laughed.

Mom sha don take style give us space and there and then I collected the contact.

Everything nah how you take present yourself.

With a good arrangement, Satan will see Jesus.

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Romance › Re: If Your Partner Asks For The Car He/She Gave You, After Breakup by Kondomatic(m): 1:08pm On Jul 08, 2021

obembet:
Imagine your boyfriend/girlfriend buy you a car and 2 weeks later you guys break up and he want to collect the car back, will you give him?

2 weeks later?

Crime › Re: Enugu: Young Girls Offer Their Bodies For Plate Of Indomie, Bottle Of Coke - CBO by Kondomatic(m): 11:21am On Jul 08, 2021*

Freestainworld:
Can't believe this

Be doubting.

Spaghetti can get you true love in Kogi State

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