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Romance › Re: Share The Craziest Thing A Guy/girl Has Ever Done To You by Kondomatic(m): 4:18pm On Feb 27, 2016
KashyBaby:
Ur such an ass! Picture my foot!
Picture of you in the muddy puddle or it was just a lie..


@Emboldened, It is you're not your.

Thanks.
Celebrities › Re: Shocking: Lady Gets Down On One Knee, Proposes To Her Girlfriend (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 4:13pm On Feb 27, 2016
Nothing new
Romance › Re: Share The Craziest Thing A Guy/girl Has Ever Done To You by Kondomatic(m): 4:11pm On Feb 27, 2016
KashyBaby:
Pushed me in muddy puddle angry
Pictures pls
Romance › Re: Lady Gets Down On One Knee, Proposes To Her Girlfriend (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 4:07pm On Feb 27, 2016
Two of them obviously don't know the power of dicks.
Politics › Re: MASSOB Fingers Uwazuruike As Fg's Masked Witness To Be. by Kondomatic(m): 4:04pm On Feb 27, 2016
And a moderator banned me for calling him a traitor.
Romance › Re: Is It A Sin To Flaunt Your Asset? by Kondomatic(m): 4:01pm On Feb 27, 2016
daveson07:
so what u are sayin is that it was God that made cloths for them with animal skin,,if u ask me i would say that is getting the fact wrong
Gen 3:21 Also for Adam and his wife, God Made tunics of skin and clothed them.


Though the above quote didn't mention animal but we read that Abel raises sheep for clothing and offering sacrifices to God.


The main topic is flaunting assets, if You read genesis 3 well you will see that even after covering some parts of their body, Adam and Eve still fled from the presence of God because they were naked.
Romance › Re: I Thought She Was A Friend,now She Wants Sex in return for a Favour. by Kondomatic(m): 2:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
Amelian:
If yur church cant help u, after explaining to your pastor? Then its just too bad to have a deaf pastor, thats if indeed u truly explained to him.

Try and do some menial jobs to help u through school... Others have done it, so its not a new thing to do... Place pride aside and look out for small jobs that will fetch money.. When God sees yur hard labour , He will bring a good.samaritan your way to ease your struggles
..its well .
Romance › Re: I Feel Like Sleeping With My Host's Daughter by Kondomatic(m): 2:42pm On Feb 27, 2016
Atlantian:
The opened their house for you, give you free food, and free bed. They gave you free pillow and free water.Now you want to Bleep their daughter. The OP is a complete mor0n who deserves no other help in this lifetime.
What is more painful is that people are actually encouraging him to do it.
Romance › Re: He Had The Guts To Take Me To A Strip Club! Arrant Nonsense by Kondomatic(m): 2:40pm On Feb 27, 2016
sinaj:
Mitcheeeew
hahahahahahahaha.
Romance › Re: Girls And Their Hygiene(photo) by Kondomatic(m): 2:35pm On Feb 27, 2016
Laveda:
grin
They forming porsh, but deep down they are so dirty undecided.
I tell ya.


She was clad in expensive clothes and accessories, Brazilian hair and all but when it was time to go in the morning, she washed face, applied make ups, dressed up and left.

I wondered if water subsidy was removed overnight.
Romance › Re: Girls And Their Hygiene(photo) by Kondomatic(m): 2:26pm On Feb 27, 2016
Laveda:
So in essense what are you trying to say?
That the good and decent girls aren't clean?

Hygiene is a personal thing, remember? And doesn't have to do with ways of life.
Don't mind the dump fellow 4ming Einstein.


Once carried one of the supposed clean and expensive chicks home and when I removed her panties and the air from there hit my face, I automatically lost interest. My thing recoiled in fear and even my hand lost the mood to touch.
Politics › Re: Igbos Are Nigerians Not Biafrans- Ohaneze by Kondomatic(m): 2:14pm On Feb 27, 2016
Potential thanksgiving offerings when Biafra is achieved.
Romance › Re: Someone Need An Answer To This Question (PICS) by Kondomatic(m): 2:08pm On Feb 27, 2016
Depends on what the man does for a living, supposing he's someone that leaves home by 6am and comes home by 10pm, would you still expect him to cook?

Sad to say this but some women use pregnancy as excuse to become lazy and opportunity to chop heaven and earth.

If a man has time to help then he should because he will also eat the food, not only when she's pregnant but also on days that she's tired.

You can also surprise her once in a while by offering to prepare her favourite dinner, it is fun to cook after all but if the woman cannot cook at all when she's pregnant then I think she should get a maid.

You can't be a bread a winner and a toaster at same time, you gonna die. I know carrying a baby is hard but mehn!!! We carry the seed on our waist for years and nobody heard about itgringringrin
Romance › Re: Do Men See Women As Burden by Kondomatic(m): 2:00pm On Feb 27, 2016
Why do you feel so?@OP, are you carrying any as a burden?
Romance › Re: Do Men See Women As Burden by Kondomatic(m): 1:59pm On Feb 27, 2016
cruzita:
ask your dad ,he is in the best position to tell u if he saw your mum as a burden
You don't have to bring his parents into this.
Romance › Re: Is It Odd To Want To Be Single For Life by Kondomatic(m): 1:54pm On Feb 27, 2016
Life without ladies is a hell on earth bro, you may not need one for a relationship but you need them for other things.
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Who Predicted The Fall Of The Twin Towers Has Bad News For 2016 by Kondomatic(m): 12:01pm On Feb 27, 2016
Many Nairalanders would say she was a mad woman if she was a Nigerian.
Nairaland General › Re: "Nigeria's Biggest Problem Is Not Bad Economy But Disunity" - Ben Murray Bruce by Kondomatic(m): 11:41am On Feb 27, 2016
Trying to fix it is chasing after wind.
Nigeria can never be one, that's just the truth.
Romance › Re: Hot Weather: My Girlfriend Wanna Dump Me. Plz Help! by Kondomatic(m): 11:38am On Feb 27, 2016
Goan meet rain makers.
Celebrities › Re: The Tallest Model In Nigeria Who Says His Skill As A Model Is His Biggest Luxury by Kondomatic(m): 11:24am On Feb 27, 2016
arttysticfyngaz:
At 6ft1, height is never one of my worries; God's smile of approval and the depth of my wallet are.

But where is Tallesty? Make him come c him kind. Although his claim is subject to verification.
Serving a ban
Health › Re: I Have Sold Everything Including My Wedding Ring Just To Stay Alive. by Kondomatic(m): 8:53am On Feb 27, 2016
Wey our miracle performing pastors when you need them?
Romance › Re: I Was Not Honest About my age And Now My Man Wont Forgive Me by Kondomatic(m): 8:45am On Feb 27, 2016
kimnicki:
five weeks ago,youve not even met him nd you already planning to marry himhuh issorai

how old did you tell him you are? 25?? cuz the lie must have been too much for him not to trust your words again
Two things could be responsible for the guys actions.

There are people that just hate lies and liars because they have been lied to by someone they trusted, now imagine being this type of person and trying to restart all over after what happened between you and a professional liar only to discover along the line that the foundation of the relationship was laid on lies?

It is impossible to continue.

Secondly, it could be that the guy wants someone in a certain age bracket which the OP's real age has crossed.

It is also impossible to continue.
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Emeka King: "Why I Flogged My Church Members" by Kondomatic(m): 8:22am On Feb 27, 2016
reallest:
Leave our pastor alone,he is a man of God,nothing must happen to him or else jahweh will visit dis country with his footsoldier to deal with all of u(infidel)
Seems like he flogged some people with canes and flogged others with another thing.
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Emeka King: "Why I Flogged My Church Members" by Kondomatic(m): 8:20am On Feb 27, 2016
godfatherx:
My broda, na only this one u see?
There's a Redeem church here in Abuja that ask you to kneel down as punishment if you come late on Sunday as a church worker
#Nonsense
Are you serious?
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Known How To Woo Women Anymore by Kondomatic(m): 8:14am On Feb 27, 2016
Go all the way in this sharp sharp century? You gotta be kidding us.

Truth is, we know how to and can woo women in every sense of it but our girls are making it easy for us.

Look at it this way.

When you stop a bae on the road, she will first of all check if you're presentable before stopping. If she stops then you have passed the level of dressing good to impress.

You guys got talking and you ask for her number, she will first all check if you're her kind of man and if she will like to date you before giving you the number. Saving you the trouble of explaining why you need her number and stuffs.

You guys start talking on phone and she asks for recharge card, forcing you to carry out the responsibility of a boyfriend.

When you finally ask her to come and see you, she will first of all consider if she will like to have sex with you before coming so what's the need of doing things the normal way when there's a reliable shortcut.

Abi she no study shorthand for schoolgrin
Celebrities › Re: Glo Denies Sacking P-square As Brand Ambassadors by Kondomatic(m): 7:59am On Feb 27, 2016
loomer:
How man go do? I go manage if u give me na
ok, oya go buy sugar make I go look for am where I hide am.
Celebrities › Re: Glo Denies Sacking P-square As Brand Ambassadors by Kondomatic(m): 7:54am On Feb 27, 2016
loomer:
I beg who get small rice to give me chop?
Rice? Bro one cup nah N60 now so forget am..


You like garri and kuli kuli?
Romance › Re: Is It A Sin To Flaunt Your Asset? by Kondomatic(m): 7:39am On Feb 27, 2016
daveson07:
Normally i would call this question for the gods but am been serious here...

When God created Adam and Eve they were naked and not ashamed and God did not question them as to why they are flaunting their assets:;though they ate from the tree God commanded them not to touch,but it was them that felt ashamed not God and God was just angry for they dis obeyed him and he cursed them but while he was cursing them he never asked them not flaunt their assets,,and when he gave Moses the ten commandment not one of it says thou shall not flaunt your assets...

So my question is this...why is it a sin and crime for girls to show their curves and Top endowed assets nowadays?

Am open to critics and mature reply...Roctstation Farano
What are you saying sef?

When God created Adam and Eve, the scripture says they were naked but didn't know it until they ate the fruit which opened their eyes. So they flaunted nothing.

You flaunt assets to blind people.

When there eyes opened, they realized they were flaunting assets so they made cloth for themselves using leaves but God saw it and wasn't pleased because the clothes didn't cover them properly so he made a better cloth for them with animal skin.

Nothing concerns me with what one does with her body but get your facts right.
Romance › Re: 6 Rare Romancelanders Who Are Still Virgin by Kondomatic(m): 7:33am On Feb 27, 2016
This early morning?

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