₦airaland Forum

karli4nia:
Continue beating about the bush, okay..
It's really impossible to, at least not as when you had you first kiss.. or first Shag.

mariahAngel:
It's always memorable, so try to remember...

WoundedLamb:
Well, dogs are omnivores so eating grass shouldn't come as a surprise.

chelseaboi:
I recently visited a close bae in their family house,I was jokingly discussing with the bae.
Jokingly, I told the bae that I feel like telling her mum that I plan on coming with my people for introduction the next week..
Bae was excited,started calling her mum to come that I have something to tell her.(I told her that I am joking ooo)
The mum later came oo,i told her that it was nothing.
I know the mum must have felt annoyed because,she was busy when my bae called her.

I felt a little guilty at what happened..
I hope the mum doesn't regard me as unserious or fearful being..

God,please smile on your boy.

Your Bae been dey on standby

Asadujames202:
I need a solution to this

My loses are Becoming too much

beauty7:
Today is the beginning of fasting for Muslims.

During my stay in Sokoto, I observed that during fasting, some Hausa people are always very angry.

But no one send them. They are the ones who agree to do the fasting.

So why are they always very angry during fasting?

vision202020:
Hi guys.
Please I want to know if I can share MTN data with my friends and family just like Glo. I am on glo subscription and I am sharing it with 5 friends and family members.
I just moved to a new location now but glo Network is not too good. I want to purchase MTN 1024GB for 100k but I want to know if I can share it with my friends and family just as with glo.
What's the maximum number of people I can share with?
Thanks

DEMZEE:
Always remember not every lady is fuckable and not every lady will Bleep u

U can't negotiate genuine desire

If she likes u, she won't make rules for u But rather she will break rules for u

Ur intuition will know this

goatgoat093:
I heard it was actually ESN that repelled the attackers from causing more havoc, killing some of the invaders in the clash.

pocohantas:
I have seen guys with these so called natural abs, but I believe they inadvertently triggered its formation with their lifestyles. Just like labourers who have never entered the gym, but if you have to mix that many bags of cement everyday- even the gym go dey fear you.

Lol @ angle. Mine too depends on the angle.

pocohantas:
I know what you look like, been around long enough to know what most active Romancelanders look like. That was when people weren’t afraid to post their pictures on threads or their dps. But slim doesn’t equal abs, abs takes effort and dedication. Na why I dey respect people wey get am. I will be like them someday.

Really?


I don't think it requires much if you know the right exercise, especially for dry shells like us. Those who find it extremely difficult are those with belly fat like my friend Kenneth.

Even ten thousand years of rigorous training won't help him.


And it comes naturally to some, my Landlord's son has never exercised yet he has nicely cut abs. I will soon start envying him when mine finally disappears. They're still noticeable when I am hungry .

Yea, I have abs, or should I said had? I don't know, I believe they're still there but you need to be on the right angle to see them.

MejiLoyon:
Once the thought comes it comes. There is no solution

philanthropic:
You just met this awesome partner that fits all your desires, thar tolerates you, that loves you to a fault, that helps you, that gives you money, that can sacrifice for you, that can cover your shame, that can love you when you don't worth it. You started dating and feeling the most beautiful relationship ever, then one day, a friend of yours that doesn't know you are in a relationship with your partner, identified to know your partner, and says to have really sexed your partner so hard in the past. What will you do?

Charmingrascal:
So because armed militia group killed Soldiers an entire community should suffer for it.

How do Zombies think?

Ishilove:
Don't be unfortunate. You asked her to open up and she did, now you are coming here to yarn dust. It shows you are not emotionally mature enough to handle a relationship and I hope she kicks your goldigging ass to the dustbin

Kebbiprince:
That's why I laugh when people insult older ladies, most ladies in their 30s are far purer than the so called Ladies in early 20s who have been damaged beyond repair

pocohantas:
Lmao! You won’t shop for abs? Abi you no need that one?

This one thinks I am fat

pocohantas:
I also wonder why it is we women housing this bad luck. Man wey no gree prosper, instead make e go hustle, na to blame im girlfriend, wife or mama. Black women done suffer sha.

pocohantas:
There are amounts you lend to people that are plain ridiculous and questions the sensibility of you, the lender. If you don’t have sense, then it is quite normal that a fool and his money are parted.

I will give you an example;

A guy I knew who works in a hotel as a porter once came to me for a loan. He said his mum was sick and he showed evidence. How much did he ask for? N30,000. This was a guy earning 25k. He said he would pay back in two installments.

I would have been very stupid to believe a guy who earns 25k would pay me 15k each month and survive on 10k. He might have the CHARACTER (willingness to pay), but the CAPACITY is lacking. I simply gave him the money to go pay her hospital bills. If I went on to lend him that money, na me be mumu.

I have no recovery stories. Currently, I only lend to colleagues, we fix ourselves internally. Also if I have given you once and you paid back on time, don’t bother coming a second time, I won’t give. The second time is the trap.