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Romance › Re: My Speck For Mature Ladies by Kondomatic(m): 9:48am On May 04, 2021
Phran66:
my speck of ladies are majorly the mature ladies though am in my mid twenty, even when i watch porn i still prefer mature ladies. if you have same speck like mine please kindly teach me your form of approach.






preachers stay clear

Romance › Re: Why Do Bitchies Like To Bleep It All Up. by Kondomatic(m): 9:43am On May 04, 2021
Nah me you go marry be that.






First error.
Romance › Re: Why Do Bitchies Like To Bleep It All Up. by Kondomatic(m): 9:43am On May 04, 2021
Nah me you go marry be that.






First error.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: “We Want To See Our Sister’s Corpse”- Family Members Of Ini Umoren Cries Out by Kondomatic(m): 9:38am On May 04, 2021
pocohantas:
I think so too. The moment she put out that call, he lost it and killed her. It is scary he looks just like any guy on the street. Who would have guessed he is capable of such?
The dark places of earth are filled with habitations of cruelty.

The dark places in this context is people's heart, it's filled with evil, reason I don't trust anybody completely.

Every guy looks normal until you read his thoughts.
Fashion › Re: Crazy Aso Ebi Styles: Who Is To Blame? by Kondomatic(m): 9:35am On May 04, 2021
Ishilove:
I agree. She should have set a dress code or made lady wear a shawl.

Just negodu nonsense. She stole the limelight from the bride
Exactly.

The ladies were from her circle and it's obvious that this wasn't the first time she was dressing that way so the bride should have set a dress code like you said.


E possible sef say the bride dress normal because nah her marriage.



Show me your friend and I can tell a little about you. grin
Phones › Re: Is Infinix Not Better Than Xiaomi ? by Kondomatic(m): 9:28am On May 04, 2021
LegalRambles:
Over the years Infinix has produced affordable quality phones. Now this begs the question is infinix not doing the greater good? Xiaomi phones have a lot of problems, no spare parts and are very expensive. But infinix phones are cheap , have no issues and the spare parts are everywhere. The discussion is open...
Infinix phones have no issues but their spare parts are everywhere grin

Crime › Re: Missing Child: Boluwatife Adegoke Has Been Found by Kondomatic(m): 8:48am On May 04, 2021
MikeMicheal:
Safely found under the mighty ROD of her boyfriend.
Is she not the one that was found in mosque?
Fashion › Re: Crazy Aso Ebi Styles: Who Is To Blame? by Kondomatic(m): 8:35pm On May 03, 2021
Obviously the bride.
Romance › Re: Girlfriends Are Selfish by Kondomatic(m): 10:54am On May 03, 2021
If someone comes to you and starts promising to orchestrate the second coming of Jesus, resurrect Abraham and forgive Judas just to get in your boxers, I am pretty sure you will start seeing yourself as someone special. This will make you proud and selfish with time, especially when there are like 15 other people making the same promises.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: “We Want To See Our Sister’s Corpse”- Family Members Of Ini Umoren Cries Out by Kondomatic(m): 6:28pm On May 02, 2021
pocohantas:
They have addressed them. Wonder why he had to kill her.
I think he killed her before the public outcry. Prolly that time she screamed
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels To Nigeria Youth, Stop Begging Celebrities For Money by Kondomatic(m): 2:07pm On May 01, 2021
Life is a circle.


Celebs when liver and kidney fail them will beg fans.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels To Nigeria Youth, Stop Begging Celebrities For Money by Kondomatic(m): 2:07pm On May 01, 2021
Life is a circle.


Celebs when liver and kidney fail them will beg fans.
Crime › Re: CCTV Evidence: Baba Ijesha Kissing, Handling Female Minor - PUNCH Reviews by Kondomatic(m): 2:05pm On May 01, 2021
PoloG:
Abeg where the video?
You really want to watch the video of a minor being molested? Isn't reading about it here disgusting enough?
Romance › Re: Some Guys Are Funny by Kondomatic(m): 2:03pm On May 01, 2021
melodynk01:
angry
I think you should turn on the auto correct feature on your phone.
How will auto correct help him?
Travel › Re: Trailer Loses Brake In Imo, Crushes 20 Women To Death (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 2:02pm On May 01, 2021
Terrorism in western nations. Accident in Nigeria
Travel › Re: Trailer Loses Brake In Imo, Crushes 20 Women To Death (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 2:01pm On May 01, 2021
Terrorism in western nations. Accident in Nigeria
Family › Re: Smart Tips To Stay Safe In Nigeria Now. by Kondomatic(m): 1:59pm On May 01, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
1..Pray for this Nation nigeria
2... Don't display wealth on social media or brag to friends or strangers
3.. be careful of who you allow into your house as maids or repair persons
4. ...avoid living in a lonely place especially singles. If you are a single guy or girl, get someone to stay with u
Prayer for Nigeria in distress by Catholics that has never been answered is proof that praying for this country doesn't work so don't waste your time on number 1.


Avoid unnecessary arguments, online and offline.

Avoid lonely roads.

Avoid "lungu" and use major roads.

Don't keep late nights.

If street guys want to collect your stuff, let them have it
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Shares His Throwback Photo (How It Started Vs How It Is Going) by Kondomatic(m): 12:15pm On May 01, 2021
pocohantas:
cheesy
I see extra smooching areas.


Everywhere is soft, just like breasts.
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Shares His Throwback Photo (How It Started Vs How It Is Going) by Kondomatic(m): 12:15pm On May 01, 2021
pocohantas:
cheesy
I see extra smooching areas.


Everywhere is soft, just like breasts.
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Shares His Throwback Photo (How It Started Vs How It Is Going) by Kondomatic(m): 12:09pm On May 01, 2021
pocohantas:
Hahahaha. A realistic mannequin for once. We women also need one that has love handles and christian mother hand. cheesy
Christian mother hand I know, even Christian mother sickness but what in God's name is love handle?
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Shares His Throwback Photo (How It Started Vs How It Is Going) by Kondomatic(m): 11:59am On May 01, 2021
pocohantas:
My menthol.

An intelligent man with impeccable style.

At his age he is still keeping fit. Kondomatic and his younger brothers already spotting pot bellies
Potbelly is swag and evidence of good living, you should be proud of us.




Just like the makers of this mannequin

Romance › Re: Thinking Aloud About What True Love Really Is. Why Aren't Relationships Working by Kondomatic(m): 8:13pm On Apr 30, 2021
AsherAmari:
Wow! This is spot on. But it's surprising how a lot of people have such powerful knowledge as yours on how to make a relationship work but fail to apply this knowledge to their relationship and still allow it to pack up. Could it be ego?
The real problem is finding someone that knows all these. Most times relationships happen between a person who has this knowledge and another who doesn't. It's a huge problem because they'd thing they just deserve everything you're doing without reciprocating.

One gets tired eventually if s/he is not loved back in their own language.
AsherAmari:
Now, like you've rightly highlighted, there are so many shortcomings in relationships that a lot of people don't know is a big issue that they have and should deal with. Take instance, the issue of who to call first.

Sometimes, you might want to be the one calling because you miss them but the attitude or response you get most times will make you retract. Some will be like, " let me call you back when I'm done" or they will make the call so brief you'll be wondering if it was you who made the call or them. So why is he in a hurry to end the call.

This kind of attitude can make one refrain from calling until the other fellow feels it's ok. That to me is no relationship. if I can't call you up anytime I feel like and have a long convo with you then we are better off as colleagues.
People don't understand the importance of communication in a relationship. It's never okay to rush your conversation with the one unless when you're very busy at work, even at that it's very important to let them know that you really want to talk to them but work won't permit you to.

See, relationship needs a lot of things to work and one us important as the other.
Health › Re: Rwandan Mother Cries Out Over Her 2 Children Who Increase In Size Daily (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 4:07pm On Apr 30, 2021
Which kain wahala be this?
Romance › Re: Thinking Aloud About What True Love Really Is. Why Aren't Relationships Working by Kondomatic(m):
AsherAmari:
Exactly my point.

Many have even lost touch of the truth meaning and definition of love and are prophesing lust all over the place.

Imagine a man trying to woo a girl and he'll be like.. I "love" those hot legs. So, what if tomorrow, those hot legs are gone?? The "love" is gone.

I saw a documentary of a man who had no legs but he's happily married with a son. The woman saw something beyond the legs that drew her to him. Now, that is true love.


The reason most relationships, friendships and marriages pack up these days is most times because of this "ME FIRST MENTALITY" that most people have.

People these days don't care about you. They have 100% interest in only them and about them.

It's not always ABOUT YOU.

When I do things for people, outsiders, I do it without expecting anything in return but if I am picking a friend, I pick one that will be USEFUL because I will be USEFUL.

Take time and think about this.

In most relationships, it's usually one person doing everything to make it work and another person doing exactly the opposite.

When the one doing the right thing eventually gets tired, the azhole will say "you've changed" and that's the end of the relationship.

Our relationships suck because we think we are more important than the other person.

Ask a man to define a real woman and he will define a servant.
Ask a woman what she wants in a man and all the things she will list will involve serving her needs.

Why? We believe the other person doesn't matter.

Everybody wants Miss or Mr right but truth is that marrying the right person won't guarantee successful marriage, marriage lasts when you marry the right person and you're a right person.

Friendship/relationship is beautiful when you are with a good person and you're a good person.

It takes two like minds to tango.
Selfishness destroys a lot and selfishness now has a new name "self love".

I avoid people that preach self love.
They're evil

They're selfish

And selfishness ess kills marriages and relationships, prolly why the Bible said in Philippians 2:4
I quote "Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others."

Now imagine this marriage where a man is working for the interests of the woman and woman is working for the interests of the man.
Beautiful huh?

The reason we cheat on our partner is because we believe that our sexual satisfaction is more important than their happiness/feelings. ME FIRST.

The reason we haven't called our partner even though we've not spoken for a day is because we believe they should be the one to call. ME FIRST.

The reason you won't submit to your husband until he proves his love? ME FIRST.

The reason you want submissive wife but cannot show love? ME FIRST.

I could go on but let me end it here.
Crime › Re: Those Behind The Alleged Kidnapping Of The Lady Who Went Missing Seeking For Job by Kondomatic(m): 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2021
finalboss:
Thank you for this. Uduak is wanted and he's a criminal
I read somewhere that he's on Nairaland
Crime › Re: Those Behind The Alleged Kidnapping Of The Lady Who Went Missing Seeking For Job by Kondomatic(m): 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2021
4reala:
May the almighty God protect and preserve her from the wolves in Jesus name
Doesn't work. Try something else
Crime › Re: Princess: Baba Ijesha Licked Her Ears, Pressed Her Boobs, Rubbed Her Vagina by Kondomatic(m): 9:10am On Apr 30, 2021
neyorlmogzy:
I can't watch anything hello, the fact that it involves a minor and it's a sexual molestation case, makes it irritating to me ..
Very very disgusting
Romance › Re: A Lady Is Madly In Love With Me But I Have A Girlfriend by Kondomatic(m): 9:02am On Apr 30, 2021
You don't cheat on your woman but you can't tell someone straight up that you can't date her because you're in a relationship.



You will find what you're looking for.
Romance › Re: This Green Light Is It Green Enough by Kondomatic(m): 9:25pm On Apr 29, 2021
OLUPET009:
Just move to a new area base on change of job, there is this single mother who own a boutique close to my place, this lady always wave at me with a smile anytime she sees me, even from a distance. No b say I get money like dat Shai, just dey clean Shai. Please is the light green enough or I should wait for another, What's your take?
No light is green light these days sir.


Stay focused, if she wants you then let her walk up to you and make her feelings known.


We no wan read your story on front page beg
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Why US May Not Heed Buhari’s Call For Assistance — Falana by Kondomatic(m): 8:37pm On Apr 29, 2021
Nigeria was going to collapse in 2015 but Jonathan saw what was coming and handed over to Buhari.


That was like putting the country on life support.


Buhari has messed everything up, leaving nothing for APC to campaign with so the collapse is happening.
Health › Re: "Just Because You Are Vaccinated It Does Not Mean You Are In The Clear." by Kondomatic(m): 5:44pm On Apr 29, 2021
FarahAideed:
It only minimizes the severity of your symptoms
OH, I see.



Thanks
Health › Re: "Just Because You Are Vaccinated It Does Not Mean You Are In The Clear." by Kondomatic(m): 5:42pm On Apr 29, 2021
FarahAideed:
When your read the small lines of the vaccines , it's clearly stated that the vaccines don't prevent you from getting COVID but hey most people are too dull to know this
Please educate me




What exactly does the vaccine do?

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