Romance › Re: This Thing Dey Vex Me Past Even When My Babe Cheated On Me. by Kondomatic(m): 1:26pm On Mar 31, 2021*. Modified: 6:03pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
You don enter restaurant because hunger wan kill you, then you order for food and waited like forever for them to bring am.
You know that the urge to pee and hunger kinda intensifies when you are close to sorting it out.
Then suddenly a waiter appears with exactly what you ordered for so you position well, arrange table, shift wash hand basin and other things but just when the waiter is a table away from you, he makes a quick turn and takes the food to the person by the wall side.
That thing breaks my heart more than a failed relationship and fully a charged phone with unresponsive TouchPad/digitizer combined. |
Politics › Re: The Terrorist Group ESN Is Trying Hard To Create A War by Kondomatic(m): 1:15pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: Nnamdi kanu terrorist group, ESN want to create a war against the fulanis by force and by fire, the reason is simple, they want to justify the killings on fulani people by claiming they are protecting their lands against Fulanis.
ESN terrorist group have been the aggressor, they are the ones going after herdmen to kill them. One of the trick of ESN is to kill fellow igbo people and then blame it in fulani people. Another trick is put the blame of inter tribal conflict, cult war and political violence on fulani people so that they can have license to attack fulani herdmen all in name of "we are protecting our land"
My point is this, the terrorist group ESN are carrying out what i call ETHNIC CLEANSING on Fulanis in order to create a full blown war so that they can create their imaginary biafra. Id1ot so it's ESN that's killing herdsmen in Western and some Northern States |
Politics › Re: Operation Paramole: Oduduwa Nation Security Force Launched In Ogun (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 1:04pm On Mar 31, 2021 |
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Family › Re: I'm In Love With An 'ada' by Kondomatic(m): 9:03pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
[font=georgia] pocohantas: You are definitely a different kind of Nigerian man. One who doesn’t want a woman that can tolerate shît.  This country is not structured to accommodate soft people. We are full of shits and it's difficult for women because they're expected to take shits without saying a word simply because they're women.
As if the preconditioning of women by the society is not enough, your own family will start raising you in a way that will enable you to take more shits obediently. Chukwu aju.
I want my daughter to be an eye for eye type of woman. If you treasure your eyes then don't touch her own.
A strong stubborn woman that has sense is always the best
pocohantas: Sooo accurate. It is a very serious office in Igboland o. My dad thinks I am one of the most under-performing Adas in the whole SE. Office wey no get profit. Even when they wan do burial nah Ada and Okpara them dey put everything for head. I no want
pocohantas: Me ke? I am always ready for [i]vawulence .  You wey I know? I was in Lagos once and wanted to meet but when the person that gave me your address told me your bus stop, I changed my mind. See Pic bellow for the Bus stop name.
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Family › Re: I'm In Love With An 'ada' by Kondomatic(m): 8:30pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Klass99: I honestly had the same issue with the part in bold, while thinking to myself, this is how we groom lazy ass adults, who expect their older and more successful siblings to do things for them as if they are handicapped.
While I understand that as the oldest child in any household, it is not out of place to help provide good guidance and direction for younger siblings, younger siblings are not invalids who need to be catered to or catered for, they should learn to take responsibility for their own lives at an early age, without putting that burden on the eldest child.
I kukuma love my eldest sister and our first born die, she does not tolerate bullshit from any of us and doesn't let herself be used as a crutch by anyone sef. All the while managing to do good and do right by us as a sister. I see it in my mom and it's annoying. It's like the unity in her father's fam is hinged on her, everybody will be doing rubbish and talking nonsense and she will take it all without saying anything. She will be busy making peace here and there. I hate that.
I have already started seeing it in my eldest sister too before she passed on. I pitied her and I blamed my parents for that. It usually starts with "Don't do this, don't you know that s/he is your junior? Don't do that, don't you know that you're his/her senior" making excuses for the junior one which makes them irresponsible in the long run.
Even when they become adults, they will still expect to be carried hand and foot like they can't do a thing on their own.
It makes the senior ones unfit for the snake pit kind of society we are in today. People will take advantage of their high endurance and tolerance level.
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Romance › Re: A Story Of A Lover Who Married The Whole Family by Kondomatic(m): 3:42pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Jashub: [s][/s]Oga you're misinterpreting what I'm saying.
The issue I'm grumbling about has to do with the fact that the OP here is in support of throwing inlaws out without being diplomatic about it. The instance I made mention is a case of any eventuality that should happen. Inlaws that gave out her wedding presents without her consent?
Abeg leave matter, the husband's family has a problem |
Family › Re: I'm In Love With An 'ada' by Kondomatic(m): 3:39pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Adas are usually surrounded by responsibilities at a very early age, they're like deputy mothers. This prepares them for life when they're still very young. Being the first daughter means that their parents raised them with special attention unlike last borns that are raised with past questions.
There's just one disadvantage, most of them take shits from people since they grew up cleaning after their siblings, they tolerate too much.
This might look like an advantage but I personally don't like it.
Most Ada do not marry outside their state though. |
Politics › Re: Oduduwa Launches New Security Network by Kondomatic(m): 2:09pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Again? |
Romance › Re: A Story Of A Lover Who Married The Whole Family by Kondomatic(m): 1:59pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Jashub: I'm referring to the last paragraph where you said this rubbish : " It went on and on until I couldn't bear it, I had to threaten my husband, that we need to get another apartment for his mother and siblings, it was a big war, but in the end, one of their sister's came and shouted at everyone including the Mum that she herself will never be able to bear this kind of treatments, I mean horrible experiences, that fact they never respected the wedding gifts was an indication they were all out to destroy the marriage, that she has to take the choice of moving to the other apartment, that was how I became little relief, but once in a while a visit could turn to 6 months disturbances.
Use your head and reason this : something happens to you and your husband, and your kids are now left orphans, how would you now expect your children to be accepted and taken care of when you've directly chase their extended family away all in a bid to satisfy your myopic thoughts of enjoying a marriage alone Dude, are you saying that the coupled should continue living with the "siblums"(ie siblings that are hoodlums) and the mother inlaw so that their children will have someone to take care of them if they die untimely?
Like which kain thinking be this?
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Politics › Re: How Old Is Tinubu's First Daughter, I Am Checking Something by Kondomatic(m): 11:07am On Mar 30, 2021 |
BigYash: I'm surprised to see people supporting BAT for president . Nigerians una mumu never do? Buhari that he told you was a saviour is still dealing with you guys.And you guys still have two more years to go. Before he leave office fuel fit be 2k per litre sef. Now Tinubu is dancing round ,at his age when he is suppose to be relaxing and encourage young people to contest. Na this Tinubu go kill all of una. Brainless supporters.. What the swarm locust has left, the great locust is coming to eat. |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: Toyin Lawani’s Nun Costume Is Evil, Disgusting, Ghetto Rubbish by Kondomatic(m): 10:55am On Mar 30, 2021 |
Charmingrascal: That girl is very stupid and really need to be dealt with physically.
I said what I said! Physically as in Jungle Justice Lite?
Why these women will waste all this clothing material and still come out half naked is what I don't get. Las las she go post respect women. |
Politics › Re: ESN Are Killing Fulanis In Uzo Uwani by Kondomatic(m): 10:49am On Mar 30, 2021 |
goatgoat093: It's been bad here Why are you posting false information? The post said unknown gun men so why are you dragging ESN into it?
Is ESN also responsible for the murder of vigilantes and one soldier by unknown gun men in Niger State? |
Politics › Re: Fayemi: I Was Offered 80M Dollar Bribe Over Suspicious N159B Judgment Debts by Kondomatic(m): 9:03am On Mar 30, 2021 |
Ganduje will be looking at him like...
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Autos › Re: Nigerian Mechanic Build A Bike That Has Eight Seat by Kondomatic(m): 9:00am On Mar 30, 2021 |
deavicky: The problem with all this mechanic is that they do not understand what Engine capacity is. Bike that is design for maximum two passengers, you now add 6, on the same Engine. More work to the engine and gear. Almost everybody in Nigeria is suffering so why won't bikes suffer?
This is the Okada Pro Max we have been talking about. |
Romance › Re: This Lady Is Trying To Embarass Me In Front Of My Family by Kondomatic(m): 7:49am On Mar 30, 2021 |
A virgin got pregnant and it was flushed.
I knew it would come to this.
I have always know that Jesus' second coming will be manually delayed |
Crime › Re: Lady Found Dead In A Gutter In Enugu (Disturbing Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 3:56pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Kellibae: Who ever did this will not know peace her entire life.  The family and generation unborn will suffer in pain and agony May there be tears and sorrows everyday of their life. Their their road to destruction be dark and slippery while the devil chase them What if this is her punishment for some bad things she did to some people in the past? |
Politics › Re: Now Is Opportunity To Increase A New Tribe Of Nigerians, Says Osinbajo by Kondomatic(m): 3:46pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Thunder1010: With one mind, Nigeria will prevail Not possible, that's just the reality |
Romance › Re: Meeting My Yoruba Inlaws For The First Time by Kondomatic(m): 8:13pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
I remembered I once brag to her that I can drive but the truth is that the only time I ever drove a car was in my dream and even there sef I still get accident.
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Romance › Re: happy birthday to me [photos] by Kondomatic(m): 1:33pm On Mar 27, 2021 |
Becca350: pls why are the photos not reflecting |
Romance › Re: happy birthday to me [photos] by Kondomatic(m): 1:33pm On Mar 27, 2021 |
Becca350: pls why are the photos not reflecting I think nairaland server is overwhelmed, I mean look at wetin only one person carry.
Happy birthday, I wish you many more years in good health. |
Politics › Re: See What Buhari Said In October 2011 (Pic). Now, Who Is The Fraudster? by Kondomatic(m): 10:12am On Mar 27, 2021 |
15 Apr 2014: I don't know what fuel subsidy means – Buhari
23 May 2015: Fuel subsidy is a “sheer fraud and corruption” – Buhari.
17 Nov 2015: Buhari seeks NASS approval to pay fuel subsidy claims.
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Crime › Re: I Have Just Been Scammed!!!! by Kondomatic(m): 10:01am On Mar 27, 2021 |
ERockson: Munu op Dude, you're supposed to do one of these two things in a situation like this.
1. Be nice to the lady because she's hurting.
2. Shut the fvck up and bleep off. |
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Phones › Re: I Have Xiaomi Mi 11, Ask Me Any Question. by Kondomatic(m): 5:31pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
NEROSKY: I got it through Xiaomi Ambassador, but logistics bleeped the whole experience up for me - from a week to a month plus. wow! One month is like forever when one is expecting something he bought online.
Last question bro, how much? This includes price of phone and shipping. |
Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Advise, No Insult Please by Kondomatic(m): 5:25pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
Dickson178: there was a girl I met on Facebook,we were making a nice conversation ; then I asked for her number,she gave me ( and was so excited for giving me her number ),so I call her to come over,and she came over ,we had a sex . so after she left ; I gave her some of money (#1,500) she was happy with it and hug me ,and she then she left . two weeks later she called me and said her elder sister child is sick ,I asked her what's the problem? she said she doesn't know what kind of sickness is that ,huh ! so where are they now ,she replied : they're in the hospital now ( I was like getting mad because she was dancing to a beat of collecting my money )I told her babe ,I can feel your pains,but I don't have money,I'm sorry. then two days left,she called me with someone number and said that,she has sold her phone because of her sister baby ,and now she's looking for a way to send her parents money ,huh ! so what are you up to now ,she replied : I can see why some girl chose to be a prostitute ( I was sad inside) and besides I have talked to a prostitute in imo state ( I cried loudly and she heard it ) . I said babe ; it's because of phone you don't have or money to send to your parents, she said no , indeed she's in need of money,and she's leaving Rivers State to imo state next month. I so much loved this girl,and I don't want her to be a prostitute. please what will I do for her not to be a prostitute,I'm begging Why do you type like your phone has asthma? Edit your post and use the space key accordingly |
Celebrities › Re: “if U Are Dating A Guy That Doesn’t Talk To U Everyday, He’s Not For U"– Anita by Kondomatic(m): 5:22pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
These people are always giving unsolicited dating tips and relationship advice but Blackberry Bold 5 battery lasts longer than their own relationships |
Celebrities › Re: ”there Are No Side Effects” – Regina Daniels Writes After Taking Covid-19 Vaccin by Kondomatic(m): 5:18pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: I Have Xiaomi Mi 11, Ask Me Any Question. by Kondomatic(m): 5:16pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
NEROSKY: Don't have strength to talk much, but I'll respond to any queries. How did you get it bro? You bought it directly from China[E-stores] or someone did it for you? |
Crime › Re: Chadian Lady Nabbed At Abuja Airport With 234g Of Heroine In Her Private Part by Kondomatic(m): 3:42pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
pocohantas: Best believe it happens. I wouldn’t know what to call it as I have never experienced it. Some also put garlic cloves to “sterilize” the pussy, to commot am go come be wahala.
You feel uncomfortable? But if it is to tell her you want to put only the tip, you won’t be uncomfortable ba? Better stay here, let's finish this Biology class. Sterilize? Being a lady is not easy really. All these just to stay clean and healthy down there, but inserting what one possibly won't be able to remove is very risky. Having it there longer than the required period could lead to other problems.
Put the tip? You go fear Tanker Driver . I have never been in that pathetic situation anyways, she initiates it or we gist and watch each other like Telemundo until she leaves and I don't take hints.
Experience has taught me lessons.
But on a serious note, discussing those things unsettles me, a lot. Especially period and pregnancy. I threw up the first and only time I saw a used pad that was newly removed and there was a time I couldn't stay in same room with a heavily pregnant woman. |
Crime › Re: Chadian Lady Nabbed At Abuja Airport With 234g Of Heroine In Her Private Part by Kondomatic(m): 3:20pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
pocohantas: Every lady has PPM. There is the cervix na. Haven’t you heard of ladies that put in tampons, forget it and put in another?
I don’t think these objects would go anywhere else though. They would stay trapped in there, causing discomfort, maybe oozing with time. Wait, what do we attribute this to? Carelessness or forgetfulness?
I really haven't heard anything like that before @Emboldened
It have do abeg, crazy but I feel uncomfortable discussing puzzy, periods and pregnancy. |
Crime › Re: Chadian Lady Nabbed At Abuja Airport With 234g Of Heroine In Her Private Part by Kondomatic(m): 3:04pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
This is the first time I am seeing a lady with Puzzy Pro Max[PPM] |
Health › Re: Have You Taken Your COVID-19 Vaccine? I Just Took Mine (Pictures) by Kondomatic(m): 1:05pm On Mar 26, 2021 |
Nah, not taking anything until I get my own palliative |