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Christianity Etc › Re: Ada Jesus Suffers Stroke, Brought To Odumeje & Rita Edochie, They Rejected Her by Kondomatic(m): 6:33am On Apr 11, 2021
immortalcrown:
There is a quote that, "To err is human and to forgive is divine". But the problem is that people forget that quote when they retaliate or cause harm. The only time they remember the quote is when they are suffering the consequences of their actions. Ada and her irrational supporters were old enough to remember this quote when she was attacking people out of anger.

It is usually easy for humans to behave anyhow, but the consequence is not always easy to bear. Where are those people that were praising Ada then and saying she has a heart of Gold? Where are those who said what she was doing was just for fun? Are they still catching the fun? There is no special time for us to reason correctly. Let us do the right thing at all time. "He who shows himself at every place will someday look for a place to hide."

But yes, those she offended should forgive her. Because in our prayer, we say "Forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us". Merciful God, her condition causes tears in our eyes. Merciful God, please heal her. On the other hand, Odumeje and Rita should know that the attitudes they exhibit in this video is not what Christians are known for.
Ada doesn't need their forgiveness to be alright, they're not God, and no, she is not sick because of what she said or how she attacked these people. She is not sick because they cursed her.

She is sick because she is human and humans fall sick.

What she needs is money so can be taken to a good hospital for treatment. Take her to where Buhari is and she will be alright.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s External Debt Grows By 411% In 8 Years — Actionaid by Kondomatic(m): 6:23am On Apr 11, 2021
helinues:
And nothing to show for all this debt in terms of development..
Let's blame Jonathan as usual
Business › Re: Share Your Experience Collecting Your Money Back From Your Debtors by Kondomatic(m):
I got a call from her one evening requesting financial assistance. I wasn't expecting something like that from her because she was(still is) doing well for herself. She works and owns a business and I was like "okay, maybe she's down on cash, it happens to everyone" so I sent the requested amount.

The agreement was that she would pay back on Monday evening and this happened on Saturday morning.

Six months later I still no see my money and ma'am has stopped taking my calls and would not return messages.

I was shocked.

So I decided to block her on her way to church, I initially wanted to go to her church to get my money but on a second thought I decided that the embarrassment wasn't necessary.

She saw me before I could see her and turned back and then called me on phone with a hidden number and started ranting.

"So it has gotten to this right? See, I heard everything you said and I am ready for whatever you want to do, you hear? Take the case to anywhere you want. Police oo, Army oo, human rights oo, court oo, I am ready for anything"

I was calm the whole time and didn't say a word until she said "hello? Can you hear me?"

"I can hear you ma" I said "I am just trying to figure out what I did wrong. You needed my help and I gave you my help but this is how you want to pay me back?

If you're having some financial problems, let me know, I may understand. If you don't want to pay me at all, please let me know, I can leave it for you but if you just want a problem with me then I am equally up for it and no, I can't take you you to human rights or any of the places you mentioned.

That's what civilized people do but I am not civilized.
If I need my money this evening, I will send some street boys to you and they will get my money with interest and also take any other thing they want.

Or I can just take your name to a shrine in the village, thank God we are from the same place so you know how it is, you will pay me my money and pay for all the expenses..... "


She no let me finish before she begin beg.

Gave me a date and paid before that day.

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 4:36am On Apr 11, 2021
pocohantas:
Poor people problems.

Your politicians knack everything knackable and they have been ruling you all for decades. Stashing our national cake in foreign accounts.
Nigerians and superstitious belief. Sex brings badluck, ties destiny and knocks car engine.



SMH
Romance › Re: Is That The Woman You Paid For? Pastor Asked Groom! by Kondomatic(m):
GodWrites:
Currently in a wedding ceremony, and I was bemused when the pastor asked the groom,

"Is that the woman you paid for?"

Like, is she a commodity?

I felt pity for the young lady, and others like her cry

Isn't this lowkey slave trade?
I was trying to explain something similar to a feminist on Facebook the other day.

She was asking why certain culture punish women for infidelity and do nothing to men.

I told her that in the eyes of the tradition, the man bought the woman. That what we call marriage here is business transaction.

Of course it didn't sit well with her so she started the usual ranting of men and women being equal in marriage bla bla.

So I broke it down for her.


1. A man likes you and wants to marry you.

2. He meets your people and they give him a list of what they need before he can have you.

3. When everything in the list is provided, they will hand you over to him and you change your surname(change of ownership)

How are the two people eqaul?
What did she you pay to own him?


Aunty disappeared.
Romance › Re: I Think I'm Losing Myself by Kondomatic(m): 3:20pm On Apr 10, 2021
Happiboispot:
Guys I'm really worried about myself.

since last year I felt I lost my feelings. I don't feel love, I don't get angry, I don't hate I just feel emotionless and it affecting me.

because whenever anyone is so showing affection to me even my parents I just don't get it.
I just need to know if Im ok or Im just over reacting
What happened last year?
Romance › Re: I Think I'm Losing Myself by Kondomatic(m): 3:19pm On Apr 10, 2021
greatnaija01:
Welcome to MATURITY.

The only LOVE you should trust, is YOURS... LOVE YOURSELF FIRST.... then you will be able to filter any other LOVE.
This is not maturity sir
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Exchange Between Abbah, And 2 Banks by Kondomatic(m): 3:17pm On Apr 10, 2021
Wetin concern GTB?
Family › Re: Remedy For Cat by Kondomatic(m): 3:15pm On Apr 10, 2021
Why do you want to kill your room?
Romance › Re: What Should A Young Man Do When A Girl Dies In His House by Kondomatic(m): 1:21pm On Apr 10, 2021
AngelicDamsel:
The major factor here is "what is the cause of the death"

I remember a video I once stumbled across on the internet where a woman and a man had a sex romp in a hotel, but the man became unconscious after the romp. The hotel management called the police, instead of asking relevant questions, one was repeatedly asking the woman "he fvck you?, how many rounds?" It would appear like a normal security questioning with those ant-adultery juju in mind , not until I thought "if this woman turns out innocent, what will happen to this embarrassing video?" It's a damage that can ruin one to the point of suicide.

Medically some people are not fit to engage in marathon sex.

Back to the matter, one of the biggest lies in Nigeria is "innocent until proven guilty". For the average police it is "guilty until proven innocent"

My advice is this "pray to your maker that you find mercy in HIS sight"

In this era of Yahoo yahoo, You remain a suspect no matter your plea. Pray for mercy!
To the average policeman, it is guilty until guilty.
Crime › Re: Share Your Bitter Experiences With Nigerian Soldiers by Kondomatic(m): 1:16pm On Apr 10, 2021
Nothing Serious
Romance › Re: Do Girls Hate Men Touching Them Randomly ? (men They Know Obviously) by Kondomatic(m): 10:43am On Apr 10, 2021
lilvicky68:
Girls always act the opposite way when they say stop they mean continue.. but if you touch and you receive dirty slap..no be me send you oh..
Stop means stop if you don't want to get yourself into trouble.
Politics › Re: After taking Oxford-astrazeneca Vaccine in Abuja by Kondomatic(m): 1:09pm On Apr 09, 2021
rookidmart:
Suddenly, everyone is an expert on infectious disease and vaccines grin
I actually laughed when I read the comments from the biochemists up there.

Not because they are wrong but because the only time Nigerians remember their educational qualifications is mostly when they want to show off during an argument like this but once election comes, they will forget everything and campaign for a slowpoke
Politics › Re: Military Kills Scores Of Unarmed Villagers, Set Monarch Palace Ablaze In Benue by Kondomatic(m): 9:32am On Apr 09, 2021
Omenka good morning
Crime › Re: Isn't This Sexual Harassment? by Kondomatic(m): 6:39am On Apr 09, 2021
WoundedLamb:
You're asking NL people who never see anything wrong in whatever a man does? Lol... save yourself the time.
If nairalanders, both males and females do not see anything wrong in whatever a man does then who should she ask?

Because the last time I checked, nairalanders are normal Nigerians and the poster herself is a nairalander.
Crime › Re: There Was No Gunmen Invasion In Aba - Eyewitness (Pictures) by Kondomatic(m): 7:29pm On Apr 08, 2021
False information go finish this country las las.
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Woman That Is Older Than You? by Kondomatic(m): 2:13pm On Apr 08, 2021
NO
Romance › Re: Which one of these ladies would you consider for marriage? by Kondomatic(m): 11:40am On Apr 08, 2021
When women say "I stood by him" they simply mean that they were leeching on the little he had while "praying for him" and waiting for him to become somebody.


So I will go with the one who helped me become somebody.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Want To Join ESN by Kondomatic(m): 6:55am On Apr 08, 2021
Their system is not down boss. They just need bribe from you.
Celebrities › Re: Rudeboy: You Are An Illiterate If You Mock One For Sounding Igbotic, Yorubatic by Kondomatic(m): 2:42pm On Apr 07, 2021
JovialJune:
Jeez I can imagine how you sound like grin
Please don't start grin
Car Talk › Re: Man Drives Tesla Into A Petrol Station Leaving Attendants Confused by Kondomatic(m): 2:11pm On Apr 07, 2021
pocohantas:
“Driving a Tesla in Nigeria”.
Dino go soon buy am
Romance › Re: Guys, Who Would You Marry Between The Two? by Kondomatic(m): 4:19am On Apr 07, 2021
iamyemiakins:
Between a lady who stood by you when you had nothing and a lady who helped you become somebody...

Who would you marry?
The one with larger bosoms
Romance › Re: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by Kondomatic(m): 2:43pm On Apr 06, 2021
silentvoice:
He tried to have sex with me some days ago but it wasnt something I really wanted, it didnt exactly work out(go in) but there was blood and I dont know if I can still say I'm still a virgin

Politics › Re: Security Source : How Gun Men Attempted To Take Over Government House IMO State by Kondomatic(m): 2:32pm On Apr 06, 2021
sammy329:
It's unfortunate that people are denying the fact, that IPOB carried out this terrorist activities. These IPOB terrorist have been showing different kinds of sophisticated weapons on social media.

I'm now surprised that people are saying that IPOB is innocent, when it's clear that they carried out the attack.

All because they hate Buhari , they're supporting another potential Boko Haram group. One thing is sure if these IPOB terrorist are not eradicated, the Easterners will be affected more. Just imagine, this people released over 1800 criminals, among these criminals are rapists, pedophiles, armed robbers, hired killers etc. sad sad sad, Just imagine the amount of wickedness this IPOB terrorist perpetrated.

Anyone supporting this IPOB action is a f**l, a big f**l for that fact.
A very stupid thing to say.
Celebrities › Re: Rudeboy: You Are An Illiterate If You Mock One For Sounding Igbotic, Yorubatic by Kondomatic(m): 2:22pm On Apr 06, 2021
Nairalandian:
Voice note on Nairaland?
Yes Chief.


Nairaland was actually very fun before
Celebrities › Re: Rudeboy: You Are An Illiterate If You Mock One For Sounding Igbotic, Yorubatic by Kondomatic(m): 2:21pm On Apr 06, 2021
Nairalandian:
Voice note on Nairaland?
Yes Chief.


Nairaland was actually very fun before
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Imo Prison Break: Crush IPOB Members – IGP Adamu Orders Policemen by Kondomatic(m): 2:08pm On Apr 06, 2021
This has been the plan the whole time
Celebrities › Re: Rudeboy: You Are An Illiterate If You Mock One For Sounding Igbotic, Yorubatic by Kondomatic(m): 2:06pm On Apr 06, 2021
Back then when we still do "VN Thread" on here. I uploaded my own Voice Note jejely and one girl said that I have a thick "Igbotic Accent" and I asked her If I am supposed to sound like a Jamaican.


We too dey overdo things in this country.
Food › Re: A Shitty Experience by Kondomatic(m): 1:09pm On Apr 06, 2021
pocohantas:
This is a very serious offense in reality. Calling an AkwaIbom person, “Calabar”. Even some people from other ethnic groups in Cross River would take offense when you lump all of them as Calabar. My friend takes it very personally o. She would tell you, “I am NOT from Calabar”. grin
And I can tell you from........





That the thing they say about Calabar people(women) isn't always true.
Food › Re: A Shitty Experience by Kondomatic(m): 1:07pm On Apr 06, 2021
pocohantas:
Nigerians are just impossible. At my former place of work, there was a worrying trend on loans too. Theirs was even worse because they were japa’ng. The organization had to go the extra mile to curtail it.
Giving Nigerians loans is very risky, especially friends and family, they will just cut you off.

Las las unah go become enemies.
Romance › Re: I Am Confused. Need Advise! by Kondomatic(m): 12:19pm On Apr 06, 2021
Iamconfused:
I don't joke with my studies, plus I'm not the one that is really deep in love now, I'm just stuck, if not, I'd have left both relationships, dunno how to.
You didn't answer his question.





How are you able to do that?

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