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Food › Re: A Shitty Experience by Kondomatic(m): 12:14pm On Apr 06, 2021
There was another who took one of the company vehicles, a 2006 Toyota Camry for a drunken jolly joy ride and crashed the vehicle somewhere around Berger. The cost of repairs was going to be deducted from his salary on a monthly basis, but the fellow unceremoniously stopped coming to work after a month. He was later spotted in traffic selling air fresheners.
Baba cannot can.


There was a time Kogi state government gave massive loans to teachers in some parts of the state.
I think it was around 2013/2014.

A lot of teachers took the loan but when the government started deducting the loans from their salary as agreed and they saw what's left, many resigned grin
Food › Re: Nigerian Lady Shares Photo Of The 'Akara' Her Friend Made by Kondomatic(m): 10:09am On Apr 06, 2021
pocohantas:
I don’t care grin. Everybody has to pay for that mistake in Aso Rock, including you.
ME wey sabi get revenge like this? grin


I trust you and your fam celebrated it well?
Food › Re: Nigerian Lady Shares Photo Of The 'Akara' Her Friend Made by Kondomatic(m): 10:03am On Apr 06, 2021
pocohantas:
No vex abeg. If I have food already, na im everybody go chop that day. Nothing like Easter chicken again, Buhari is still the president.
So Buhari is the reason I am not being taking kiarufhuh

Nah me elect amhuh
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Earned N51 Trillion From Oil, But He Did Not Build 1 Hospital. by Kondomatic(m): 10:01am On Apr 06, 2021
idealogical:
Of course hypocrite, when the money was there and getting looted left and right, people like you were shouting GEJ till 2015, you did not ask him to build hospital during the looting and stealing orgy when we had the money.

N 51 Trillion gone, no hospital, no road, no bridge, no refinery, no electricity, boko haram was flying flag bombing Nigerians everyday, they even bombed and killed dozens of Nigerians in Abuja while the useless president flew to Kano to dance azonto.

You hypocrites need to shut up.
Remind me again why Buhari was elected.


Is it to right Jonathan's wrongs or to beat his record?
M
Food › Re: Nigerian Lady Shares Photo Of The 'Akara' Her Friend Made by Kondomatic(m): 9:53am On Apr 06, 2021
pocohantas:
grin grin grin
Easter chicken, I no see.

Easter white rice that have been converted to jolof on Easter Monday, I still no see.


Nah so them dey do am?
Family › Re: Help!!! My Mum And My Fiancee by Kondomatic(m): 4:15am On Apr 06, 2021
Nah unah dey take hand create these problems for "unahselves" grin.


Any day I introduce a lady as my woman to my mom, just know that my traditional marriage is coming up next.


I mean, why I should I introduce my girlfriend to my mom? Wetin concern her?
Business › Re: Easter Messages By Banks And Organizations by Kondomatic(m): 3:54pm On Apr 04, 2021
They will still charge us for this
Christianity Etc › Re: Is it a sin for Christian Ladies to wear Trousers? by Kondomatic(m): 5:27am On Apr 04, 2021
God gave us just 10 commandments and we've not even be able to keep them.





Then boom, churches added like 100 more commandments. SMH
Family › Re: Who Is The Head Of The Family? Husband, Wife Or Both by Kondomatic(m): 5:22am On Apr 04, 2021
InvestingExpert:
we are in the age where everyone wants to be heard and everyone wants to be noticed and liked

and this has resorted to so many new trends and culture that back in the days didn't exist.

Now a woman wants equal right as a man and will say "what a man can do a woman can do better"

I'm not against this movement or trend or whatever it is called

but if a wife also struggles for equal rights in terms of leadership with her husband

then who is the follower, who gives the instructions, who is the one to submit

two captains can't lead a ship but it seems in this days of social media everyone wants to take the lead.

so who is really the head of the house?
Marriage in Nigeria doesn't give room for equals rights for now.
Romance › Re: She Has Been Disturbing Me Because I'm Broke And Can't Help Her At The Moment. by Kondomatic(m): 8:35pm On Apr 03, 2021
You're a Nigerian. Buhari is your president You're broke And you have a girlfriend? Don't you like yourself son?






E possible sef say you be Arsenal fan.
Romance › Re: We Realized Am 3yrs Older And He Is Withdrawn. How Do I Say I Already Let Go by Kondomatic(m): 8:32pm On Apr 03, 2021
Michelle55:
Age is just a number
Exactly





And prison is just a room
Politics › Re: #HarassBuhariOutOfLondon: El-Rufai Is Sowing Misinformation - Steve Hanke by Kondomatic(m): 4:47pm On Apr 03, 2021
Simplyleo:
Time for ipob pigs to start worshipping Steve Hanke. grin

Let's just assume he said something in favour of Elrufai, same ipob pigs would have started ransacking libraries for documents linking him with Barack Obama and ISIS. cheesy

Very funny pipu. grin
But you worship sleepy Buhari

Health › Re: Why Do Guys Wear Boxers For 2 Months Before Washing It by Kondomatic(m): 3:15pm On Apr 03, 2021
orohbiro:
Why are some guys dirty they will wear clean cloth an trousers but why is their boxers always smellings some Ladies dey try sha thank God forbid, my fiancee is neat thank God o 93% of nairaland men are dirty if some pass u, u go qan vomit
See OP nyash

Crime › Re: I Was Scammed Of 58k On Instagram by Kondomatic(m):
Go to your bank and lay a complaint. I think they can help
Politics › Re: Reactions As Police Places Restrictions On Drinking Of Alcohol In Benue State by Kondomatic(m): 3:10pm On Apr 03, 2021
amaham:
Benue guys are mobile breweries. I wonder how this may work
I was in Benue state when Suswam banned ogogoro, they simply renamed the drink Suswam grin


They'd fill Fanta bottle with ogogoro and pour Nutri C inside and flex their thing.
Celebrities › Re: I Wash My Wife’s Panties – Anita Joseph’s Husband, Mc Fish Says (video) by Kondomatic(m): 2:57pm On Apr 03, 2021
247info9janews:
The spouse of Nollywood entertainer and brand influencer Anita Joseph, Real Mcfish says has been washing his significant other’s underwear.

In a video located on the page of well known blogger Cutie Julls, Real Mcfish was seen praising his better half Anita Joseph. As per him, his better half respects him a great deal and doesn’t conceal a single thing from him. He added that his significant other looks for his consent prior to walking into anything. Emphasizing why he washes his better half’s underwear, he expressed that he doesn’t see anything amiss with washing his significant other’s undies on the off chance that she additionally washes his boxers.

See video;
https://www.247info9ja.com/2021/04/02/i-wash-my-wifes-panties-anita-josephs-husband-mc-fish-says/

Crime › Re: Lady In Tears After Discovering What Her Bestfriend Did With Her Photo by Kondomatic(m): 12:30pm On Apr 03, 2021
How do people video themselves when they're crying?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Loses Job Opportunity Due To Her Response To HR's Phonecall by Kondomatic(m): 10:32am On Apr 03, 2021
E sure me say nah Pocohontas dey deny this job. E still dey pain her

Romance › Re: What Are Some Ugly Truths Of Life? by Kondomatic(m): 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2021
ZINIIBANKS:
Jesus self life fûck am . no be dem say dem say life no just balance generally aje .
las las nah his father's coworkers nail am join cross
Romance › Re: When A Lady Says "I Really Hate This Guy" by Kondomatic(m): 4:11pm On Apr 02, 2021
spoked:
Be careful when a lady says "I really hate this guy"....It may mean "I like this guy", "I am sleeping with this guy", etc
She's likely to cheat on you with that guy
Celebrities › Re: Jamopyper Impregnated Me, Blocked Me And Cut Me Off”- Nigerian Lady Cries Out by Kondomatic(m): 4:08pm On Apr 02, 2021
They be like siblings
Christianity Etc › Re: Good Friday: Judas Iscariot Trends On Twitter (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 12:11pm On Apr 02, 2021
Righteousness2:
It was unfortunate Judas due to quest and Greed for vanity allowed himself to be the one to Fufill the Prophecy of Betrayal!
He ended up killing Himself and went straight to Hell Fire Despite the Privilege of being with Savior of the World.

Guide your Salvation with all you can. It is the Highest! It is the Greatest!
Do not let anything or anyone make you to lose it.
Do not allow yourself to be the one to fulfill the Prophecy of those that will be cast into Hell or those that will miss the Rapture..

KING JESUS is Coming..
Live Prepared!!!
You've no evidence to prove that Judas went to hell fire sir.
Nairaland General › Re: Is Being Quiet A Sign Of Weakness by Kondomatic(m): 12:05pm On Apr 02, 2021
Amarahly:
I'm a quiet person, I'd say it's weakness (IMO) cause I've had people step on my toes and walk away ...
This is just like saying that introverts are shy people, it's not always true.



It's one thing to be quiet and another thing to be quiet and weak.


Allowing someone who stepped on your toes to walk away is strength sometimes
Romance › Re: Guys When You Approaches A Lady, Where Will You Look At First? by Kondomatic(m): 9:46am On Apr 02, 2021
The first thing I check out in a lady is her heart.

















The fact that her breasts are in front of her heart is no fault of mine.
Romance › Re: Hungry After Sex by Kondomatic(m): 9:30am On Apr 02, 2021
Carchoice:
Na faint con remain for you. Update us when you land hospital.
Nairalanders are evils gringringrin



The poster right now grin

Romance › Re: Man From Delta State Set To Wed Two Women On Same Day...see Their Pre-wedding Ph by Kondomatic(m): 9:27am On Apr 02, 2021
malcom1X:
This is beautiful, women are more than men.

If all men decide to marry then there will still be women left unmarried, so any man that is we go cater for two women should do so to help these women.

If the ladies are willing.

Better than prostitution, I have respect for them.
I doubt this
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Loses Job Opportunity Due To Her Response To HR's Phonecall by Kondomatic(m): 9:20am On Apr 02, 2021
firstworld:
The HR person is at fault I am in HR and because of these kinds of reactions, I usually start my calls by introducing myself first so the other person knows who is calling and is at ease. He could have simply said "I am John D calling from bank. That wouldnt hurt. That said, the lady should have been cautious as a job seeker that was just interviewed and expecting phone calls. Lets call a spade a spade please.
Dude what are you saying? The lady is 100% at fault here.


"Hello"
"Hi"
"Please is this xoxoxox"
"Yes or depends on who is asking or please who is asking"
"I am xoxoxo from xoxoox"


That's how normal people start phone conversation with strangers.
Romance › Re: Thread closed by Kondomatic(m):
MansoryMX:
The two people with me are Naval personnels. If him like let him have all the crew in the world, I will still fvck him up and his crew! Them no born am well! I be full Hoodlum ooo bro! My mental case nor get cure especially when it comes to my wife. I called the CSO to lock the school gate first! Make I see where him wan drive that Benz pass! If I wanted to take the matter too far! Just one call to my cousin in EFCC Benin Zone! Him own don finish be that! You dare not disrespect someone’s wife like that!
You're just being naive chief, no offense.


You've contacts but you're very very vulnerable. I take it that you've never had issues with die hard cultists or maybe you're one, if you're then I will understand you a little.


What you did was a careless mistake, trust me on this. I understand how you felt knowing that your wife was being harassed by a mere Yahoo boy, it's humiliating considering all the contacts you've but dude, your contacts are still human but cultists are devil's bridegroom.


The wisest thing you should have done was to tell the guy to fvck off and if he still wouldn't listen then call the police.

You may have cousins in EFFC and younger siblings in police, army, navy and even Amotekun but you still sleep alone with your wife in your house.

A cultist who is determined to get revenge will murder you right in your house and rape your wife join if he really wants her.

Being highly connected is good but wisdom is profitable to direct
Romance › Re: Good Girls Don't Exist. by Kondomatic(m): 8:40am On Apr 02, 2021
habsydiamond:
a good girl is a girl child given birth with good qualities such as good morals, self value, Contentment in every aspect, discipline,self worth, confident and sensibility
Morals just like taste is relative, the rest of the things you said are not lacking in majority of our women but people don't notice them.
First, because the human brain is negativity bias.
Second because they(the good girls) are quiet unlike the bad ones that are too loud.


A little evil overshadows large measure of good.

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