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Family › Re: Father Of Bride Refuses To Let His Daughter Live With Her Husband by Kondomatic(m): 10:11am On Jan 22, 2021
Saao:
The father is helping the groom and the bride to have a clean marriage without sex. Let him hold body small
They've been legally married before God and man since the day of their traditional marriage. Or didn't the father hand her daughter over to the groom's people that day?


Church wedding is irrelevant to me. We have our own system of marriage before the whites came and it's as good as their own.
Romance › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 9:26am On Jan 22, 2021
Princessjoke:
he should be able to forgive and forget...
He can but he won't.



He's not Jesus that forgives all the time and he won't forget because he doesn't suffer senile dementia
Education › Re: Pictures Of Men Taking Serious Risks To Get Things Done by Kondomatic(m): 9:23am On Jan 22, 2021
oyatz:
We won't see women shouting 'gender equality' in these types of difficult and risky ventures.
Women want equality in offices with AC.

Food › Re: How To Make Ofe Owerri (Pictures) by Kondomatic(m): 8:23pm On Jan 21, 2021
InvertedHammer:
/ Why would anyone eat snails when the look keeps reminding them of something?
/
Some cannibals eat that something
Food › Re: How To Make Ofe Owerri (Pictures) by Kondomatic(m): 5:19pm On Jan 21, 2021
pocohantas:
Yes, you can use any other meat, but when it comes to soups, you don’t just use any meat. If you want meat that would influence the taste of your soup, use goat meat. If you want meat that the soup would influence its taste, use cow leg/head. For soups like this (oha, okazi, ofe owere), I advise cowleg. That way its original taste remains.

Lol. It is a soup, I guess the song made it more popular. I can take out the snail, you wouldn’t even know it was there. grin
That's a relief.



Lemme goan read how to cook it then. I stopped when I saw snails.


We learn everyday.


Thankio for free lectures grin
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Pictures? by Kondomatic(m): 5:14pm On Jan 21, 2021
EXLOVER:
If you run things with a woman on code, she won't be able to control herself in public, bush want this thing to be a secret affair, but Michelle can't control herself.


Bush facial expression here.

The Nigerian in me that is talking sha.
That's why ladies clash with the wives of their small gods but guys don't.

Guys know how to play it cool.

He fit dey prostrate give the man sef, help him run packages and act like he's not close to his wife at all but will blend the woman shege when the opportunity comes.

Girls on the hand will want to take control of their relationship and his marriage sef. Not all of them though.
Food › Re: How To Make Ofe Owerri (Pictures) by Kondomatic(m): 5:07pm On Jan 21, 2021
pocohantas:
You hate snails? I know many people on that table. Some for superstitious reasons.
Not in my case.



I just don't like it. I don't know what it tastes like and I don't wanna know.


Can the snail be replaced with another thing?

I never knew "Ofe Owerri" actually exists grin. I have always thought it means good life grin, I mean drawing conclusion from the context it was used in that song.


I for ask you to do "waybill" but snails....... Chai, person fit use another meat?
Food › Re: How To Make Ofe Owerri (Pictures) by Kondomatic(m): 4:45pm On Jan 21, 2021
Why snails though?

Politics › Re: 2023: Buhari Will Not Support Tinubu’s Candidacy - Sule Lamido by Kondomatic(m): 6:16am On Jan 21, 2021
CHRISSANCHEZ:
He even swear in god's name.......that means he is 100% sure that Buhari will not support Tinubu.
The only time a politician isn't lying is when he's truly sleeping
Romance › Re: Re: Coping With An Impotent Husband And My Journey Into Adultery by Kondomatic(m): 3:34pm On Jan 20, 2021
BlackMamba69:
Who? Mynd??
If so, this explains a lot.
I won't be surprised if it's him.




Dude womanizes on a different level grin
Family › Re: ' I Hate My Mother With My Life! I Wish Her Nothing But Absolute Death! ' by Kondomatic(m): 11:34am On Jan 20, 2021
NextD18:
Nairaland should do well to create a psychiatric section.
If you see what some children pass through in the hands of their parents, you will feel for them. I know someone that was in a worse situation. He suffered until he moved out of the house at age of 15, his elder sister married at 16 and divorced at 21, no child. She came back and the fire was too much so she ran away again.
Family › Re: What Will You Do In A Marriage Like Mine? by Kondomatic(m): 11:21am On Jan 20, 2021
NoToPile:
OP you have more serious issues, the herbalist issue, God help you.
Please how is this an issue?

Christians go to church and pray for their enemies to die and then turn around to complain when people visit herbalist.

It confuses me.


They're all people with same problem but have different ways of solving it. Last time I checked, most of the people who visit herbalists are more righteous than lots of Christians.


Christians visit herbalist anyways, lost of them but they do it secretly so let's keep pretending like it doesn't happen.
Family › Re: What Will You Do In A Marriage Like Mine? by Kondomatic(m): 11:14am On Jan 20, 2021
mariahAngel:
It's just that so much is expected of a woman, it is hardly fair. The more they give, the more they're asked to give.
All they ever wanted is to be listened to.
And all the men ever wanted is not to be killed with responsibilities.


She wants her mom to come so she can work. Dude has been there for 17 years but his own mom is not there and possibly have never been there. Do you think he doesn't want his mom to have a taste of good life. He would have brought her and others a long time ago if he could finance it.

In bringing the mother abroad, husband may end up spending more than what the wife will make from work during the time her mother is there. That's if she will ever go again.

Wife prolly never sat down to think about the financial burden bringing her over will add to his already heavily laden shoulders.

Self centeredness is another problem you lots have. Down here, a wife will bring in her own siblings but the husband's siblings dare not stay more than a week.


It's the responsibility of a father and a mother to take care of their child not father and grandmother.
Family › Re: What Will You Do In A Marriage Like Mine? by Kondomatic(m): 10:58am On Jan 20, 2021
Mood11:
undecided

You would have simply asked him who he would like to have over and allow him throw the dice to your choice. Even if his mother comes, it is not an achievement..

As matter don be like this, just allow him some time. He will come around.
Many men that brought their wife's mother over have unpleasant story to tell, dude must have listened to some.


Secondly something doesn't seem right with the way she concluded on who will come.


First she started with "a mom" will come over and when I asked which one she said "mine of course".


Sounds like what a politician will say.
Romance › Re: Re: Coping With An Impotent Husband And My Journey Into Adultery by Kondomatic(m): 10:48am On Jan 20, 2021
She operates on a frequency higher than where most of her age mates would naturally be.
It was obvious in her post and comments.
There's no man that wouldn't want to wife her.
You don't know this.
Romance › Re: Scissoring After Sex by Kondomatic(m): 10:39am On Jan 20, 2021
If you want sexual satisfaction from your man, work for it with him. He can only try but won't do much without your help and direction. Don't just lay there and expect him to work for his orgasm and yours, no be he complicate everything about unah.


Scissors koor, kitchen knife ni.
Romance › Re: My Dilemma by Kondomatic(m): 10:29am On Jan 20, 2021
See wetin dey worry person in this new 2020 Pro max. Guy, is like you don't like yourself
Nairaland General › Re: Look At The Stupid Thing We Killed by Kondomatic(m): 7:29pm On Jan 18, 2021
maddman:
No pepper soup for Lala cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Look At The Stupid Thing We Killed by Kondomatic(m): 7:29pm On Jan 18, 2021
maddman:
No pepper soup for Lala cheesy
This is an outdated method enyia. Put the damn thing in hot water and the skin will come off easily and completely.
Celebrities › Re: Bird Suspected To Belong To A Zoo In Europe Caught In Cross River State by Kondomatic(m): 5:55pm On Jan 18, 2021
Sirmwill:
Those two men sitting and posing for the picture like what they did deserves a Nobel Prize...Mtcheew
That one wey wear long sleeve be me like person wey go eat the bird head if you allow am.
Romance › Re: What Is The Worst Reply You Have Gotten After Asking Someone To Be Your Gf or bf by Kondomatic(m): 5:47pm On Jan 18, 2021
Reasonwithme2:
If she's older than you with 8yrs. You are truly like her younger brother.. suck it up bro.

As for me, the worst reply I've gotten is, "you asked late. I'm already in a relationship
Same here. She added "That time you had it on a platter of gold but you were forming"
Politics › Re: Twitter Drags Rinu For Calling Nigeria A Zoo by Kondomatic(m): 5:38pm On Jan 18, 2021
In ZOO, there is organisation, which includes how animals are categorise , time to eat, who does what , how and when..within the animal, there is some certain level of how things are done, leadership, known to the animals; So, Nigeria is worse than Zoo!It lacks those attributes! @olusegunlfade


Calling Nigeria a zoo is actually a compliment. It is worse. Killings don't happen in zoos indiscriminately. It is more like a jungle but then killings in jungles is for a purpose. Nigeria is in a category of itself where killings happen indiscriminately with no purpose. @AishaYesuf
Romance › Re: Ladies: Have You Ended A Relationship Before Because Of Penis Size? by Kondomatic(m): 5:30pm On Jan 18, 2021
Ivye:
I see you!
And I like your thinking wink
I am still a virgin sha, both in thoughts and in action

Romance › Re: Ladies: Have You Ended A Relationship Before Because Of Penis Size? by Kondomatic(m): 1:50pm On Jan 18, 2021
Mathscum:
7.8 is a very big dick
Small dick are below 4.5 in length, but the problem is after they have finish started using cucumbers they will not be satisfied with human size again.


You expect nairaland girls to comment about their sexuality? You go old
7.8 is long not big.



It's okay to have a long penis but the girth is twice as important as the length.
Education › Re: What Is The English Name For This ? by Kondomatic(m): 1:41pm On Jan 18, 2021
Abudu2000:
Now i see why graduates don't have jobs in africa
So nah undergrads full all offices for Africa?
Crime › Re: Police Officer Arrested In Port Harcourt While Robbing Residents by Kondomatic(m): 1:36pm On Jan 18, 2021
This is shameful
Family › Re: Man Marries Dead Woman With N2,000 Bride Price In Bauchi by Kondomatic(m):
SilverNorGold:
This is WHY I LOVE Northerners... They are extremely loyal; even death can't do them part...
That's also why they kill without asking why
SilverNorGold:
My beloved brother, it's your hatred for the North that's killing you, not Northerners.. But I have the solution to your problem: stop hating on the Great North and your people will live long again... Cos hatred kills faster than war...

God bless us all.
I don't hate the northerners. I don't hate anybody but I dislike what many people have become.


Northerners are loyal to a fault.

If their leader says "kill this person" they will willingly do it without asking questions.


I don't run around the truth, I face it, I know it's a dangerous thing in the north but I risk it all the same.


Bishop Kuka will tell you the same.
Nairaland General › Re: Look At The Stupid Thing We Killed by Kondomatic(m): 11:17am On Jan 18, 2021
Lala writing shopping list for snake pepper soup recipe like

Travel › Re: Woman Hijacks Commercial Bus From Lagos Driver (Video, Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 11:11am On Jan 18, 2021
sapphiere:
Great!
Stop lying to yourself sweetling, the future is not female.




The future is TECH
Celebrities › Re: Bianca Ojukwu After Winning MBGN In 1988 Vs Now In 2021 (Pictures) by Kondomatic(m): 10:09am On Jan 18, 2021
shugasofttouch:
1988 to 2021 and you say over 22 years you know book so?
Is 32 years not over 22 years?

Travel › Re: Man Mourns His Wife And 2-Year-Old Daughter Killed In Motor Accident by Kondomatic(m): 9:00pm On Jan 15, 2021
This is so sad

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