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Politics › Re: Beef Scarcity, Rising Cost Of Food Hit Southern States (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 6:59pm On Mar 01, 2021
This is funny.

Nah you block food items from being transported to South.

Nah you still dey come tell us say food item don cost for South.

Oga, are you we?

Are we you?

Did we complain?
Family › Re: My Brother Is In Pain After Loosing Wife And Four Childrens by Kondomatic(m): 4:22pm On Mar 01, 2021
rexlims:
@op, imagine Ur brother discovered he isn't d father of all 4 children cos d wife has been cheating.
He then decides to execute a carefully thought out plan.
I am just saying, don't mean any harm.
Go watch d movie- A perfect murder by James Douglas
This is clearly the most thoughtless, careless, stupid and useless comment I have seen since I joined nairaland.
Romance › Re: Don't Lie, Did You Bleep In Secondary School? by Kondomatic(m): 10:45am On Mar 01, 2021
Nah.



Home training didn't allow me.






Do you know that even if a girl willingly sends me nude now, home training still won't let me view it.







Yea, it's that strong.
Family › Re: Access Bank Is About To Ruin Me! by Kondomatic(m): 10:40am On Mar 01, 2021
femi4:
You are careless, why hurriedly want to close account when you can just leave it without servicing it yet you use same account for expected transaction
I have a Zen account that I stopped using and just left it there.




I am now owing them money for birthday, New Year, Christmas etc SMS charges.
Romance › Re: This Young Pregnant Girl Needs Help by Kondomatic(m): 10:35am On Mar 01, 2021
thorpido:
Gini bu ihea a?
Obere nwa na afò ime nkpuke
Programming › Re: I Found This 6 Months Pregnant Girl Trying To Hang Herself. by Kondomatic(m): 10:31am On Mar 01, 2021
Sapeleboy911:
If you can't post videos, or pictures of her online no need soliciting for help online.
And then expose her to the shame and stigmatization which was why she kept the rape to herself in the first place.


Sapeleboy911:
She refused arbortion and now she wants to commit suicide.
Possible. She didn't want to commit abortion because she thought she could handle it but she has discovered that she can't and it's too late for abortion.


Someone that cannot tell anyone that she was raped, do you really think she will have someone by her side when she gets pregnant out of wedlock?
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Sister: This Is Not Buhari by Kondomatic(m): 10:22am On Mar 01, 2021
[quote author= post=99498792]We only pity all the lives he is wasting away.[/quote] This is a clear case of the Charcoal calling pot black, can you count the number of lives Buhari wastes everyday?[quote author= post=99498792]the wailing zombies he is puppeting as he wishes.[/quote] Because the house owner is slow to catch a thief, the thief now calls the house owner thief.


See who is calling someone a zombie grin
Family › Re: Living Expenses by Kondomatic(m): 7:45am On Feb 28, 2021
fineboynl:
why do you think I'm lying do you know what 5k meat look like? it's evidently clear you are not eating meat.
You need to be calming down bro.




It's either you're lying or you're being cheated
Politics › Re: Biafra: Ohanaeze Knocks IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu Over Secession Plan by Kondomatic(m): 7:37am On Feb 28, 2021
Abdul05:
That is the best option for the ibos for now. But knowing them as we all do they always remain adamant.they probably, wouldn't listen if you told them the fact.

grin grin;Since they themselves have decided to remain in that divided camp ,their public relationships with rest of Nigeria is getting worse.
You that have beautiful public relationship with Nigeria, how's life with you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Should A Christian Celebrate Birthday by Kondomatic(m): 7:31am On Feb 28, 2021
Newsblenda:
Christian means christlike, Followers of jesus christ, as a Christian ask ur self this very important question.
Did jesus celebrate his own birthday?
Or did any of his apostle/ disciples celebrated jesus birthday after his death?

What is the origin of birthdays?
There alot of things that christian do that's unchristian....
So celebration of birthday is unchristian?
Romance › Re: Lady Poses On Debris Of Demolished House Ex-boyfriend Built For Her (VIDEO) by Kondomatic(m): 7:29am On Feb 28, 2021
IKBARUTEN11:
Fear women
Bros this lady is dying inside.
Politics › Re: Don’t Evacuate Your Children From Schools, Northern Elders Beg Parents by Kondomatic(m): 7:28am On Feb 28, 2021
Ehe nah, so that bandits will see who to kidnap when they come.




It's a simple something
Politics › Re: Yoruba Promise Shut Down North/South Border @ Jebba/Lokoja by Kondomatic(m): 7:12pm On Feb 27, 2021
Zooposki:
If you like insult us from now till tomorrow, we can never be in the same country with South Easterners. You go cry, you go tire.
We would rather form a country with the South West and Middle Belters. At least we don’t receive much insults from those ones, unlike you guys.
Oponu, you're in Nigeria with South Easterners abi Nigeria no be country again?
Politics › Re: Jangebe Schoolgirls: Tanko Yakasai Confirms Arrest Of Salihu Tanko Yakasai by Kondomatic(m): 1:45pm On Feb 27, 2021
MejiLoyon:
He said there is nothing to worry about since he is with security operatives and not kidnappers...

I laugh in Edo language.... Wetin be the difference?
Being with kidnappers is safer sometimes
TV/Movies › Re: Crossdressing In Skits In Nigeria: A Rising Concern by Kondomatic(m): 1:44pm On Feb 27, 2021
pocohantas:
Kondo, that 5am own is a constant na. cheesy cheesy
That "Guy" is very religious.




He never misses morning devotion
TV/Movies › Re: Crossdressing In Skits In Nigeria: A Rising Concern by Kondomatic(m): 1:40pm On Feb 27, 2021
pocohantas:
Unlike Bobrisky, these ones are still men with raging erectîons. Money just has to be made.
You checked Bob's boxers by 5AM and there was no erection?

Politics › Re: 100 Trucks Of Onions Boycott Shasa Market, Leave Sokoto For Other Countries by Kondomatic(m): 10:04am On Feb 27, 2021
Tor, let them cook them, pound them, do soup and enjoy their "onion fufu"

Politics › Re: BREAKING: DSS Arrests Ganduje's Media Aide After Criticising Buhari, APC by Kondomatic(m): 10:02am On Feb 27, 2021
Nice one.

Bokoharam made a man their spokesperson.


Nigerians made Bokoharam's spokesperson their president and expect peace.

This is not even close to the beginning.
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Ganduje's Media Aide For Criticising Buhari Over Insecurity by Kondomatic(m): 10:00am On Feb 27, 2021
hisgrace090:
Its shocking that this guys can arrest anybody except those terrorising Nigeria.
Nigerians are very stupid.



Terrorists made a man their spokesperson.
Instead of Nigerian to ask why, they made the man their president and expect peace.


This is not even the beginning.
Romance › Re: Quick Ejaculation by Kondomatic(m): 9:58am On Feb 27, 2021
olufunmi01:
good morning guys, please how do I solve the problem of quick ejaculation. it's been worrisome to extent that I can't last 2 minutes and when it comes I am done for that day. please what can I do as I don't want to use drugs.
That day or that time?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Lambasts Wike, Nigerian Police And Army, Remembers Stella Abugu by Kondomatic(m): 6:25pm On Feb 26, 2021
Simplyleo:
myn d44 lalas ticlala
It's one thing to call a wise man a fool and it's another thing to tell a fool that he's a fool.




One is an insult, the other isn't.
Crime › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 6:20pm On Feb 26, 2021
Get a cutlass and cut off the leaves nah.






Learn how to stop sweating the little stuffs, you will live happier and possibly longer.


He's your neighbor after all, if anything bad befalls you(God forbid) he will be there to help before your brothers come.
Romance › Re: This Can't Be Normal, Some People Are Crazy. Picture by Kondomatic(m): 6:10pm On Feb 26, 2021
adadike:
Now I know why Lucifer chose a woman to execute his evil plans in the garden of Eden. He chose his fellow crook
Actually it was a woman that chose Lucifer to execute her plans in the garden of Eden.
Romance › Re: My Elder Brother Ex-wife Is Terrorizing Us "Pls Help" by Kondomatic(m): 6:09pm On Feb 26, 2021
Nah see finish dey cause all these.


She know say your brother is "weak" man


I stopped reading when he told her to stay in the boys quarters.


Normally she's not even supposed to stay in the same Local Government with him
Politics › Re: Never Knew The Northerners Ain't Serious. by Kondomatic(m): 5:58pm On Feb 26, 2021
tbtosine:
We ain't lazy and God has bless us with good soil for farming. But i don't see this their doings as favourable strike at this point in time that most of our farmers have been killed and many food crops have been distroyed. There will be scarcity of food if this should continue.
There's food scarcity in the North right now.
Politics › Re: Stop Threatening Us With Withdrawal Of Cattle, Foodstuffs, Afenifere Tells North by Kondomatic(m): 5:54pm On Feb 26, 2021
Monogamy:
It would be an opportunity for southern Nigeria to start producing their own food
We are producing our own.
Politics › Re: Any Retaliation From The South? by Kondomatic(m): 5:50pm On Feb 26, 2021
QuotaSystem:
A lot of southerners don't want to admit the glaring fact that it was wrong to repeatedly attack innocent traders for whatever grievances they had against the government or killer herdsmen.

Northern traders are and will never be equal to killer herdsmen and bandits, so any backlash for unjustifiably killing them, from Oyigbo to Ibadan should not be seen by southerners as being blackmailed for standing their ground/defending their land (that's emotional blackmail in itself), rather it should be seen as a survival strategy by the traders, who have now realised that there's no limit to the level of misdirected murderous anger, ignorance and extreme hatred for northerners in the mind of the typical bigot southern savage.
Northerners have been killing Southern business men in the North since the creation of Nigeria.


The record is out there for you but you Northerners see nothing wrong in that.


Take your username for instance, Southerners have to work twice and sometimes 3x as Northerners to be in the same position, yet it's all good to you people.


Just a little handshake from south and unah don dey cry


How many of your leaders has come out to strongly condemn Fulani attacks on Southern farmers? Sorry, an attack on a Fulani is a debt that must be paid someday. I still remember that.


Export your food to China if it makes you happy, Southerners will farm and Import, we will be alright.


Don't worry about us.

My grouse is not with North, it's the "We Niger Delta" that only remember their oil when IPOB or Biafra is mentioned.
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Replies Bobrisky: 'Bleaching Has Turned You To A Pig' by Kondomatic(m): 9:34am On Feb 26, 2021
pocohantas:
It wasn’t created for your understanding na.
Why did she trap them like that

Education › Re: Kwara Approves Wearing Of Hijab In Public Schools by Kondomatic(m): 6:14am On Feb 26, 2021
capitalzero:
Missions should take back their schools and run them as charity if they don't want hijab.
Schools have uniforms

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