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Romance › Re: South African Man Demolishes House He Built For GF After She Ended Their Relatio by Kondomatic(m): 4:54pm On Feb 25, 2021
I was going to say that demolishing the house isn't a wise decision but then I remembered that he built a house for his girlfriend.


He obviously isn't very bright
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Replies Bobrisky: 'Bleaching Has Turned You To A Pig' by Kondomatic(m):
I don't understand these breasts

Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Replies Bobrisky: 'Bleaching Has Turned You To A Pig' by Kondomatic(m): 4:47pm On Feb 25, 2021
pocohantas:
Tell me more...

So Bobrisky has sugar daddies?

Nobody should hold them, this promises to be expository.
Very very.




The day Bobrisky go fight Tonto Dike eeeh! SMH.



Breeze will surely blow open the fowl's nice buttocks that day, and we shall see colored G-string.
Nairaland General › Re: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by Kondomatic(m): 4:43pm On Feb 25, 2021
larryjonze:
i don't know why you lots keep postulating negative vibe here, and its just an affirmation some of you take nairaland wey tew serious.
Before you call people hypocrites, is kondomatic your real name why not be real. yoruba adage says ti a ba'n ja bii tii ki a ku kor.
Calm down bro, you missed my point.

Kondomatic is my nairaland "username". I am sure you know what that means.

Secondly I wasn't referring to nairalanders when I said hypocrites, I was talking about humans generally.


Look at the world today, it's like a snake pit.
People harm each other everyday, nobody wants anybody to have true peace but the moment one dies, everybody will want him/her to REST IN PEACE.


Get it now?
Celebrities › Re: “she Didn't Do Breast Surgery To Make You Like Her” - Toke Makinwa Blasts Men by Kondomatic(m): 2:56pm On Feb 25, 2021
Zzor:
Exactly, she's very right,I dress as it pleases me but most dumb men think women dress to impress them mtcheww
Stupidity doesn't grow in a vacuum. It needs love and nurturing and affirmation from generations of like-minded idiots!
Romance › Re: Once I Have Sex With A Girl, I Don't Care Who She Has Sex With Next. by Kondomatic(m): 2:54pm On Feb 25, 2021
SUPERPACK:
Anything that doesn't add money to your bank account is not worth engaging in. Sex is overrated and should not be a topic this early morning.
Let's see the credit alert you got for making this comment.
Nairaland General › Re: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by Kondomatic(m): 2:45pm On Feb 25, 2021
SatanicPriest:
i never knew this girl or lady. but why is it that people suddenly sound nice to people when they are dead and cant see or feel anything?
u see me. if i talked trash to you when u are alive even when u die i go do the same. same way i called my uncle bastard when they where about to bury him and family people got angry. a good person is a good person dead or alive, an idiot is an idiot dead or alive
That's not all. The only time people actually want others to have some peace is when they're dead.




RIP everywhere like they wished her well when she was alive.


Hypocrites
Politics › Re: Rare Picture Of Osibanjo Looking Through Behind As Buhari Addresses Governors. by Kondomatic(m): 9:22am On Feb 25, 2021
Thejustw14:
Yes, Osinbajo hasn't been as active as Nigerians would have wanted, but then, there hasn't been any VP as active as he is, in the history of Nigeria.
Infact, you'll hardly know that the VP's exist in past administrations.:!!:.
You're very right.



Osi was elected to act in absence of Buhari and he did wonderfully well during the times Buhari was traveling around.


Buhari is back now so what do Nigerians want Osi to do?

I don't like the man Osi, simply because he doesn't speak on some important issues like the killing in South West by Fulanis and other things like that but he is doing enough as a VP.


No other VP can boldly say he outperformed Osi
Crime › Re: Opinion :Sheik Gumi Is Why We All Need Tribalism-Abimbola Adelakun by Kondomatic(m): 9:02am On Feb 25, 2021
Sheik is the reason we need to divide this country
Politics › Re: The Hausas Are Endangered ! by Kondomatic(m): 8:52am On Feb 25, 2021
Etrusen:
the time will come when they will have no other option but to complain
That's their business.





If you get in a fight with a Fulani man up North, the Hausas around will lynch you because he's their brother.



So Hausas being attacked because of Fulanis is expected
Romance › Re: See The Love Letter A Nigerian Man Wrote To Kate Henshaw On Twitter by Kondomatic(m): 8:49am On Feb 25, 2021
Freestainworld:
Which one is sugar boy, with all those white beard's
If Regina Daniel can call her Ancestor "baby" then this is nothing
Career › Re: Some Factual Realities Every Mortician, Doctor And Anatomist Must Know by Kondomatic(m): 8:48am On Feb 25, 2021
Bike man drop me.



Have a seat people

Politics › Re: The Hausas Are Endangered ! by Kondomatic(m): 8:44am On Feb 25, 2021
They're not complaining
Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kondomatic(m): 5:20pm On Feb 24, 2021
falcon01:
do you know how Legends, Rumours and fairytales start?? You don't have proof of what he said all these are lies made to keep the sheep in place. Trust me if that Happens he wouldn't be working there.
Calling him a liar means that you know the truth.




Kindly tell me why a stone was placed on his chest.
Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kondomatic(m): 2:59pm On Feb 24, 2021
falcon01:
and you believe?
There are so many things we don't know yet and denying them won't give us the right knowledge.


He works there, he said it is troublesome so why should I doubt him?


Because it is a lie?



Or because I don't want it to be true?



Can you tell me why they put the stone on the corpse then?
Nairaland General › Re: What Does You Nairaland Moniker Says About You? by Kondomatic(m): 1:14pm On Feb 24, 2021
Some things are better left unsaid
Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kondomatic(m): 9:22am On Feb 24, 2021
falcon01:
you guys are really Something else grin which kinda Lies be this? how dead body go buy food for what?? which body him want feed?? the one that's dead?
even though I dont believe this stuffs, I still won't enter mortuary alone cause the Human Imagination can play Nonsense Mind games!
There are so many things in this life that we just can't explain.


My dad passed on around 10AM on November 1st 2019 and I took his corpse to the mortuary that day.

He was buried on 22nd of same month and I was in the village the whole time so this made me to frequent the mortuary to check on him.

There was this corpse, dry like a fish that was in a room close to where my dad was. He was on the bare floor[like many other dry corpses] but he had a huge stone on his Chest.

I asked the guy in charge why they placed a stone on him and he replied "to keep him one place, he's very troublesome"
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Kondomatic(m): 9:08am On Feb 24, 2021
pocohantas:
You can come. I hope it is not when I say, “kondo, help me wash my car na”, you will run to create thread say your uncle wife wicked? grin

PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER


A plate of food at Nwanyi Ocha restaurant is N300 with so many "sir sir" from fine girls willing to serve.

Mama Ejima own nah N500, same sir everywhere you go.


Now if I want to up things a little and go to Lace, eno go pass N700.


Complete car wash nah better money for here especially now wey rain go soon start.

How many times she dey wash car in a week?


And considering the fact that we are both on Nland and can easily create threads, man no go fit chop as e dey hungry am.

He has to chew with caution, swallow with caution too.

You swallow Eba like a man and your throat do gbim, one thread instantly.

Alpha Nland male in his boxers washing car for an evening newspaper will be the hottest thread any day.



Uchenna........

Romance › Re: unnecessary spending on my girlfriend is making me broke. by Kondomatic(m): 4:35pm On Feb 23, 2021
Y'know, a lot of our Uncles came back from Panya with nothing but 8 battery cassette player and big Ghana must go back that had not more than 9 clothes inside.

The only thing they had in abundance was stories.

How they made money
How they dated beautifully beautiful women
How they had kids and all that.


But all these didn't come back with them.



Simply put, they wasted their youth, strength and ultimately life whoring in Panya.



Since people no longer travel to Panya to be useless, Panya has disguised as a woman and the OP is dating her.
Romance › Re: What If You Invite Her Over To Pass The Night And She Died In Your House... by Kondomatic(m): 4:21pm On Feb 23, 2021
Xenry:
Well, nobody is passing any goddamn night in my own house.
Thought I was the only one that doesn't invite a woman to sleep over in my house




I cannot can.
Romance › Re: Lady, 30, Dupes Lover N10m, Dumps Him For Another Man (pic) by Kondomatic(m): 4:19pm On Feb 23, 2021
Things that can never happen to Kondomatic.


First, I don't have 10M.

Second, even if I do, I cannot trust a woman with it.


Me that doesn't trust ATM?



I will count my money to be sure.
Romance › Re: DON’T LIE!! Have You Ever Reject Sex Offer From A Sexy Lady Before? by Kondomatic(m): 4:16pm On Feb 23, 2021
Yeyeboi05:
Yes..But I regret it...D girl use me do shakara later! Only simps can reject boobs and puna
Only ediots insert their Pula Pula in every available hole.
Romance › Re: My Crush Is Always Jealous Bt Doesn't Want To Accept Me. by Kondomatic(m): 4:14pm On Feb 23, 2021
Prosmobi:
There's this girl i'm crushing on,she told my brother that she like me as a friend but doesn't want to date me.I asked her why she said she don't trust guys anymore but she'd give me greenlight .Anytime she sees me talking to girls she become jealous...please i need u guys advices.
She has you on standby just in case something happens in her current relationship.


Women do that a lot.




If she doesn't want to accept you then you move on to the next person.
Romance › Re: Am I About To Make A Wrong Marital Choice? by Kondomatic(m): 4:06pm On Feb 23, 2021
lilvicky68:
Your marriage will be filled with complain and nagging if you continue with him..fullstop..
As in eeh!



They have already counted how many times person eats in a day.


Imagine.



Very soon they will start weighing the food.



gringrin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Made Promises During Sex? What Are The Promises You Made Or Heard by Kondomatic(m): 3:58pm On Feb 23, 2021
Talking while on it is a bad "bleeping table manners".


Stop doing it
Career › Re: Lady Sacked On Her First Day Of Work After Asking Her Boss This by Kondomatic(m): 3:46pm On Feb 23, 2021
ExAngel007:
"you look so cute, do I stand a
chance with you? Can I sit on your face”
Sounds like the content of a PM from a male Nland moderator.
Politics › Re: Petrol Landing Cost Jumps To ₦186, Oil Hits $64 by Kondomatic(m): 6:48am On Feb 23, 2021
chatinent:
Ovwr-depemdwncw on oil will leave Nigeria do poor one day
The struggle for FTC is real grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Kondomatic(m): 9:41am On Feb 22, 2021
pocohantas:
You are not weird cheesy. I really do not eat, but I enjoy cooking and I also eat better in the company of people.
You enjoy cooking but you don't eat much.





Abeg I fit come spend 3rd term holiday for your house?
Romance › Re: Now I Understand Why Niggers Are Always Poor. by Kondomatic(m): 2:58pm On Feb 21, 2021
Offpoint1:
I wish there's a way I can reach out to you and buy you a cold beer or whatever you drink.

Only people like us who came out from nothing with ZERO background support understands everything you wrote. I felt like you are writing about me, we've become our own fathers and mothers right from teenage age.

No hard work man pikin no do to keep his soul and that of his younger ones going..

Na person wey chop belleful dey save, how can one save when the available daily 1k can't even meet up expenses? It's impossible to save when your daily expenses exceed your daily income. To even buy clothes or shoes sef na serious calculations.

Bro, we from the street and rough beginning absolutely understand you, only those who have been in this shoes will understand you.

We thank God yester yay are gone.
Many men have similar stories chief, that's why when I hear a girl say my boyfriend is stingy, I will feel like hi-5in her on the face with a chair.


It's a struggle out there chief, while some were working to dressing fine and live good, some are working to eat and send something home.


Some are very unlucky. They're parents to themselves, siblings and their parents. That's the worst of all.


But we can only thank God for today.


It wasn't easy, but looking back I can see that it was worth it.
Romance › Re: Now I Understand Why Niggers Are Always Poor. by Kondomatic(m): 2:50pm On Feb 21, 2021
sharpwriter:
Boss, you have said it all. You are wise in talk and your expanded view about life 'cos you have said the truth.

Unlike some who talk carelessly thinking they are wise while they are the opposite cheesy

And if you have been able to beat the system like you said, then you I'm proud of you. You are going greater places.

May the universe and the land on which we dwell favor the rest of us in the struggle.
Amen.



Surely your time shall come.



Like I said in my subsequent comments, one very important thing is to have a good plan.


Opportunity will surely come, the gods will smile on you and you will have enough reason to smile even in your sleep.



The reason someone will, for example win 2M in a bet today and be broke next week is lack of plans.


They just work to get money and spend then work again.
That's the main key to the gates of poverty.


Food › Re: Different Varieties Of Noodles Prepared By Me. by Kondomatic(m): 2:46pm On Feb 21, 2021
pocohantas:
Lmao. E no shock me say na this kind indomie e cook o. Whenever men say they can cook, I always prepare for the worst.

Only God know as Kondomatic own noodles go be. cheesy cheesy cheesy
And nah noodles[spag] I dey cook so grin

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