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Politics › Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare Backs Tinubu (VIDEO) by Kondomatic(m): 3:07pm On Dec 23, 2020
uptimum123:
Wahala for who no like Tinubu
People said similar things when Buhari was campaigning in 2014 but the wahala that comes with things like this is like the rain, it doesn't fall on one roof alone.
Romance › Re: Guys Be Careful: what ladies do to keep a man by Kondomatic(m): 2:34pm On Dec 23, 2020
ruggedtimi:
Is the pussy sweetener spiritual ?
Does it even make sense bro?




People patronizing this woman lack common sense.


Be clean and smell nice, that's the best pusay sweetener.


Romance › Re: My Experience First Time Getting High by Kondomatic(m): 2:16pm On Dec 23, 2020
I have a story. grin
Celebrities › Re: Rarara, 'APC Musician', Accused Of Eloping With A Married Woman by Kondomatic(m): 2:10pm On Dec 23, 2020
The guy should know better nah.


My Northern brethren are very jealous fah




Wetin the Akpai singer go singer about when Buhari joins his ancestors?
Fashion › Re: Why Is Bone Straight Trending In Nigeria? by Kondomatic(m): 2:01pm On Dec 23, 2020
pocohantas:
Just like that o. Na man wey buy bone straight we go stick to. grin grin
Remember what happened to blackberry ooo

Fashion › Re: Why Is Bone Straight Trending In Nigeria? by Kondomatic(m): 1:48pm On Dec 23, 2020
pocohantas:
We don’t braid because of pains and time you would spend making it- least of the problem is “maintenance”.

Lots of weaves smell worse than all the braids I have seen in my life. To the topic, some things just trend due to hype. J11133 would buy for me. I am done with Kondomatic.
Just like that?

Romance › Re: Tiredness During Sex. What Is The Cause Of This? by Kondomatic(m): 1:53pm On Dec 22, 2020
Rogosa:
I think you are right about many things here.
1. I have added weight and I don't know how best to bring it down. Anytime I tried to jog, i would start feeling pains on my fibula and tibia.
2. I don't get enough sleep too due to the nature of my job

I think push-up is also part of cardio exercise. I can start with that one.
I thought you said it was copied?
Travel › Re: Pictures And Observations From My Trip To Ijebu-jesa, A Town In Osun State by Kondomatic(m): 1:34pm On Dec 22, 2020
pocohantas:
Buy me bone straight I go send you picture. From baby to adulthood, make you see say I never bleach. Lol, I was hungry na. Won’t I eat again?
grin




Ngwanu let me sleep on it.
Travel › Re: Pictures And Observations From My Trip To Ijebu-jesa, A Town In Osun State by Kondomatic(m): 12:47pm On Dec 22, 2020
[quote author=Shellsploit post=97321371][/quote] Which animal wear leggins like this?
Travel › Re: Pictures And Observations From My Trip To Ijebu-jesa, A Town In Osun State by Kondomatic(m): 12:41pm On Dec 22, 2020
Still haven't found a place in my heart to forgive this one for the last time she created a thread like this and refused to show her face and boom! She posted another one without her pictures at all.






2020 keeps getting worse.



Afò nri that cannot go to a place and leave without eating.
Romance › Re: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by Kondomatic(m): 12:35pm On Dec 22, 2020
pocohantas:
Kondomatic, come and see what you mate is doing. You think you are doing me? undecided
Haba mana. You know how much I love natural hair nah.


Clean and shiny.




I will fall head over heels if it smells nice.

grin



@OP......




The sex that night go be like Armageddon
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ain't A Country Mehn, Sh*t. by Kondomatic(m): 11:19am On Dec 20, 2020
Donspicey:
Once you have money this your mentality will change.......


People are making it here in Nigeria and you are lamenting........


Wetin you u wan go find for overs dey here for Naija......

Roll with the right clique.......
Keep lying to yourself.




A country that only the rich enjoy is that one a country?



Does it even make sense to you ?



A country that the first Lady ran away because of insecurities.



You lots think there's something going on here because you're used to suffering. You think it's same everywhere.


Travel and see.
Politics › Re: Buhari: See What NTA Staff Said About Him In 1984: Throwback by Kondomatic(m): 5:52am On Dec 20, 2020
budaatum:
No we were not! Like in 84 when Buhari took over from the incompetent Shagari who squandered the revenue from oil and is known as one of the more corrupt eras in our history, so did we elect Buhari to clean up the kleptocracy of the Jonathan era.

The pity is that Buhari seems to get power when Nigeria's revenue from oil goes down. Then ignorant people claim he is underperforming as if not listening to Joseph and saving in times of plenty has no consequence when the time if plenty ends and famine begins. Have you all so quickly forgotten the billions of dollars and pounds and euros in ghanamustgoes and tucked away in soakaways? The whole of Europe and USA and Dubai is missing your billions of petrodollars now, or don't you know?

We have not learned, it seems. One day in the future, someone will drag up this post written today, 19 December 2021, and be reminded that I am saying this is not as bad as you think it will get. You are living in heaven today compared to the hell you'll be living in the future, then will you know that fire is truly burning you

Time, as they say, will tell.
Incurable zombiesm in its truest form.





Bro patriotism is one's loyalty to his country not the person in charge of it.



This your comment is a disgrace to every living thing that can read and write.
Romance › Re: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner? by Kondomatic(m): 5:36am On Dec 20, 2020
Twutin:
No.

A man needs his personal privacy.
Enyia..... If you're not working with DSS, SSS, CID, FBI, or any top security organizations then you've no reason to hide your phone from your partner.



You will think you're smart until there's an emergency then you will understand why your partner should have access to so many things you hide from her.
Phones › Re: Mi 10t 5g And Mi 10t Pro 5g Specs And Price In Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 3:17pm On Dec 19, 2020
atheistandproud:
Read before rushing to reply.

No modern flagship either on the iOS or Android side uses a 3.5mm jack.

Below is the spec sheet of the Mate 40 Pro
And memory card?



Mi 10t isn't Xiaomi's flagship anyways.

There's Mi 10 pro and Ultra.




Samsung S20 series have memory card slot.
Romance › Re: I Don't Know Why This Happens To Me! I Am Confused. by Kondomatic(m): 1:04pm On Dec 19, 2020
czarr:
People, both guys and girls find it easy to tell me anything, their desires and fears and also things that they normally shouldn't tell anyone.

Once they are talking to me they start spilling secrets that make me uncomfortable, i start to feel weird, even complete strangers as long as i give a listening ear would tell me their secrets and basically a run down of their life story.
The world is filled with so many troubles, so many people with broken hearts and just a few people with a listening ear.

A lot of people wish they have someone they can talk to, they need someone that cares.


So when you give them a listening ear which many consider to mean that you care, they will spill everything out.


Some don't even need your advise, they just need someone to talk to because it makes them feel better.
Phones › Re: Mi 10t 5g And Mi 10t Pro 5g Specs And Price In Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 12:53pm On Dec 19, 2020
atheistandproud:
Name one Flagship that uses a memory card slot or has a 3.5mm audio jack. I'll wait.
Huawei Phones
Crime › Re: This Fool Scammed Me Please Help (photo)* by Kondomatic(m): 12:51pm On Dec 19, 2020
A fool scammed you?




You know what that makes you right?
Romance › Re: Your First Sexual Encounter by Kondomatic(m): 3:45pm On Dec 18, 2020
Kapilta:
Started at a very tender age, like age 3 wen mum would leave me with a certain useless aunty in the hood. F**king molested me back to back.

Lot's of 'em do that same s**t to me jare, one even infected me with syphillis. As a kid i never knew i was suffering from dat killer disease. I almost ran mad even at a tender age.

E no go beta give dem.
You can remember what happened to you at the age of 3?
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Governors Express Concern Over Rising COVID-19 Cases by Kondomatic(m): 3:27pm On Dec 18, 2020
Another lockdown will send a lot of people back to the village
Politics › Re: After 10 Years, Nairaland CEO Shares His New Picture (see Here) by Kondomatic(m): 3:26pm On Dec 18, 2020
The love of Ishilove's life back then.




Oga Seun, are you still single?
Politics › Re: Kankara Schoolboy: Our Abductors Were Not Boko Haram (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 3:24pm On Dec 18, 2020
The fact this boy knows the difference between bokoharam and bandits is worrisome.


FG and the state government should just lay low and stop embarrassing us. We are not fools.


We have accepted everything they said up to this moment, not because they are true but because we know it's meant for their zombies but they should stop rubbing it in.

It's annoying.
Romance › Re: Should I Let Him Go Or Should I Stay And Try? by Kondomatic(m): 3:16pm On Dec 18, 2020
But he also does everything for himself.



With no support from you.



In fact, you guys are compatible and must marry

Romance › Re: Ladies,what Are Your Plans Before Getting Married?? by Kondomatic(m): 2:50pm On Dec 18, 2020
To get married nah

Nairaland General › Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Nsukka Yesterday Morning (Photos) by Kondomatic(m):
If it's not you then it can never be you.


I remember when my friend had a terrible accident sometime in 2017.

The wife called me on phone the next day and was all tears.

"Uche" she had said "Please come over to general hospital, your friend is dying"

"God forbid, what do you mean my friends is dying and why are you crying"

"He had accident last night and he was badly hit"


I rushed over to general hospital but I couldn't see him because he was in ICU.

I called the wife to me much later and said to her "Stop crying ma'am 'he will be alright"

"You're saying this because you haven't seen him"

"I don't need to see him to know that he will be alright. Accident doesn't kill people, death does, only death can kill. A lot of people survived terrible accidents, much worse than your husband's but they are alive today because death didn't get involved. Let's pray he doesn't notice your husband and I am sure he won't unless it's his time"


I wasn't sure if I actually understood what I was saying but it worked a little and luckily he lived.
Crime › Re: Mob Sets Robber Ablaze In Akwa Ibom; Displays His Remains On The Road (Graphic) by Kondomatic(m): 5:51pm On Dec 17, 2020
We have more animals than humans on the street these days.




Heartless generation.



God, who send me come this thread?
Career › Re: Photographer Shares Screenshot Of A Hilarious Message He Got From A Client by Kondomatic(m): 4:03pm On Dec 17, 2020
How much is the photographer supposed to charge?
Crime › Re: Fraudulent Practice Of Ikeja Electric by Kondomatic(m): 4:00pm On Dec 17, 2020
owoeye2:
Please lalasticlala, help to move this to front page. I need help. Thanks
Can't the POS agent help?
Romance › Re: There Is Nothing Wrong With Being A Prostitute - Twitter Lady by Kondomatic(m): 3:43pm On Dec 17, 2020
ashewoboy:
really! coming from KONDOmatic?
What I do?
Romance › Re: There Is Nothing Wrong With Being A Prostitute - Twitter Lady by Kondomatic(m): 2:17pm On Dec 17, 2020
And you decided to overlook the comment she was replying.



Akpai. Woman matter go kill unah here las las.
Celebrities › Re: "It Starts From The Womb" - Chimamnda Adichie Speaks On Gender-Based Violence by Kondomatic(m): 6:16am On Dec 17, 2020
Ryan03:
I am forced to start thinking in this light. Recently, a young boy of 7 was carried away by erosion in Benin, thankfully, he was saved by two women and taken to the station. When questioned, they found out he hawked pure water into the night and when they sent for his guardian, it happens that the man of the house is not even aware of it. It was a young woman who have a 2yr old child that is using this child to sell Water for her. She kept crying saying it is the work of the devil embarassed
It's the devil's work actually.








She's the devil.
Celebrities › Re: "It Starts From The Womb" - Chimamnda Adichie Speaks On Gender-Based Violence by Kondomatic(m): 6:11am On Dec 17, 2020
SmartPolician:
The headline is FALSE

Someone should advise this lady, please. This feminism thing is gradually making her lose her senses. The way Amanda is pushing this agenda will make her lose many male fans.

Admittedly, we need to respect the females , but the females must respect themselves first. The quest for material things is making our ladies lose their manners.

Similarly, families must treat the girl child as the males because they deserve equal opportunities.
BTW, I come from a family where the females are the eldest and they all got university education.

PS: I didn't waste my data to watch the video because I don't care.
Just because they're females? That's sexism you know?

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