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Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Slams DJ Cuppy For Tagging Him On Pictures by Kondomatic(m): 12:14pm On Dec 14, 2020
Zzor:
All Otedola female children sha, the kind of men they date ehn. I hope she doesn't fall for this one again
Being brought up in a rich home doesn't automatically make one mature, also some people can be educated and rich but still a child in heart. Sometimes you will see one big girl dating a small boy like that and you will wonder what she's doing with him, it's because, though she's a big girl physically, she's still a child inside and will connect better with younger ones.
Politics › Re: Kankara School Abduction: How I Escaped From The Gunmen - Student Tells BBC by Kondomatic(m): 12:09pm On Dec 14, 2020
Giving monkey water no be problem, nah collecting your cup back be the real koko.




They didn't know when they were camping and feeding hired militia in the bush in 2014 hoping to use them should GEJ win 2015 election that it will come back to destroy them.


Certain governor later went to pay according to agreement but unfortunately majority had left the camp.



Enjoy your peaceful North. .
Politics › Re: IPOB SECURITY CORPS IS NNAMDI KANU PLOY TO GET IGBO KILLED SO HE GETS ATTENTION! by Kondomatic(m): 8:22am On Dec 14, 2020
Moferere:
Maind your business grin grin grin
Illiterate Peoples of Biafra
Define illiteracy
Family › Re: Two Sisters Marrying Same Husband by Kondomatic(m): 8:10am On Dec 14, 2020
She for kuku leave the marriage for them.
Family › Re: Advice From Married Men Who Married Within The Last Five Years by Kondomatic(m): 5:42am On Dec 14, 2020
Unmarried people have the best advice but no experience grin

Crime › Re: Elvis Otedafe Onojerame Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen In Udu (Graphic Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 5:36am On Dec 14, 2020
You see say dey shoot person and you still dey ask "Why did you leave".




Nawa oo.
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Denies Assault Claims By Fiancé - He Has Anger Issues — (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 5:32am On Dec 14, 2020
Mutemenot:
So na dis foam Cossy dey use for house cry
We 're all truly rich on social media grin
Cossy has all the foam they need on her chest, the one on the floor is just there for decoration.







This her story no add up and e no explain why he ended up with injuries
Nairaland General › Re: I Caught My Girlfriend In Bed With Another Guy…pls What Do I Do Next??? by Kondomatic(m): 5:12am On Dec 14, 2020
MajesticKris:
COPIED!!


I have been dating my girlfriend for the past 2 years now and we have never had sex. I provide everything for her and make her happy.

I swear to anything, the highest we have done is to cuddle and kiss.

Her reason for no sex is she wants to keep her body for the man that will marry her.

My girl is very good looking. Tall, fair and busty. It hasn’t been easy for us not doing sex but I have been patient cause I have plans to marry her.

But what happened recently shocked me that I don’t know what to do next.

I went to the house I rented for her in Ketu. I purposely got a spare key from the landlord without her notice.

Guess what?? I caught her having sex with a guy. Like he was digging her seriously from behind.

I was shocked and confused. I didnt even know when i angrily pulled off my clothes and wanted to join them in bed. The next thing the stupid boy ran away while my girlfriend started crying that I want to rape her and she will report me to the police.

I just left the house. I have been unable to eat for the past few days. It has been on my mind all week.

I honestly don’t know what to do next.

Do I beg her or what? Pls help me cry cry

Education › Re: Rector Of Ede Poly Installs King-size Bed In Office, Suspended.. by Kondomatic(m): 12:40am On Dec 14, 2020
That bed was not set for sleeping abeg. It was an alter of steady gbenshing and promotion
Politics › Re: Sw-amotekun, South East Has Their Security Network.. What Does South South Have? by Kondomatic(m): 6:24pm On Dec 13, 2020
isokomarine:
south south is more peaceful than those region
Keep lying to yourself
Properties › Re: Why Is My Screeded Wall Bulging??? by Kondomatic(m): 6:22pm On Dec 13, 2020
Trapped spiritual husband is making way to crawl out.
Romance › Re: REDPILL Vs FEMINISM: The Disaster Waiting To Happen In Nigerian Marriages by Kondomatic(m): 6:20pm On Dec 13, 2020
RedPill online.













Avomine offline
Celebrities › Re: Oge Obidiebube "In Pains But Stable" After Getting Antidote by Kondomatic(m): 6:13pm On Dec 13, 2020
pocohantas:
I hope she survives. 2 bottles of sniper is no joke, that’s if she actually consumed it

Dragging for recognition over a work that was supposed to be a civil/humanitarian one, makes the intention of the cause questionable.
She can't possibly consume 2 snipers, unless she poured the liquid in a cup and downed it at once else she would OD before having a taste of the second bottle.

Christianity Etc › Re: You Can Never Miss Heaven If You Understand These Three Simple Facts. by Kondomatic(m): 5:26am On Dec 13, 2020
I am not interested in going to heaven anyways
Christianity Etc › Re: Testimonies About Oyedepo's Wickedness And Unforgiving Nature by Kondomatic(m): 4:51am On Dec 13, 2020
pharmagba:
What I see here is that majority of the student are the spoilt brat of the wealthy and / or unbelievers that are admitted maybe because they are the ones capable of paying the school fees.

They see going to chapel as "not important" to their academic pursuit but the vision of the founder is that the going to chapel and spirituality is the "ultimate"
What I see here is someone who is awake but his brain isn't.
Family › Re: Something I Noticed About Nigerians. They Turn You To Atm If You Give Them Money by Kondomatic(m): 4:47am On Dec 13, 2020
CsRockefeller:
Yes nau, after d first giving they begin to ask you anything to solve whatever issue they have. They can ask you at odd times if the month without recourse to your financial situation.

In my own case, because I have a big heart they decided to abuse it, so I've changed, I just hear them out and go my way.

How can you ask me for feeding money, ask me for recharge money, ask me for birthday money, ask me to take you out, because you are who?

It's because I've not attached myself to a woman or have a child, that's why everyone thinks they can deep into my pocket. Funny enough, I don't even earn so well .

That sounds like me but I have a way to break free from these people.

I say "No" straight up most times and other times I will simply say "I am not promising anything but I will let you know if something comes up and please don't ask again.


Then there some you can't tell these things maybe because of one reason or another so what I will do is pretend to be in a serious need of money and approach them for assistance with a promise to pay back in a few days.

If they refuse, well that solves the problem but if they give, I will delay payment intentionally until they lose their cool and start throwing words anyhow.


That permanently solves the problem cause money no go ever going us
Politics › Re: How Fast Is Your Karma? (pics) by Kondomatic(m): 4:30am On Dec 13, 2020
We really should extend Buhari's tenure. Dude is teaching the North a lesson
Politics › Re: Buhari Fails A Follower: The Tears Of A Buharist by Kondomatic(m): 4:28am On Dec 13, 2020
This here is the summary of the cause of all our problems.




If it doesn't affect me or my relatives directly then it's not my problem.




But rain doesn't fall on one roof alone and Buhari is a good distributor of pains and sorrow
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Actress, Cossy Ojiakor's Fiance, Abel Calls Off Engagement With Her Ove by Kondomatic(m): 4:23am On Dec 13, 2020
CalliDora1:
All the premarital sex advocates, come and see. Why did sex not make this guy go ahead with the marriage? Cos i'm sure she must have given him an overdose of it. Be decieving yourselves there.

Mtcheeeeeww...
Cossy's sex finished several years ago.



Nothing else remain.



The best she can do now is masturbate him occasionally with what used to be her vagina
Crime › Re: Should I Investigate Further Or Loose My Money by Kondomatic(m): 5:52pm On Dec 12, 2020
tega2luv:
My instinct tells me it's her but how do I milk the money out of her without being embarrassedat the end that shes not the one, it really painful
It's also possible your brother did it because there's someone else to suspect.

Don't accuse anyone yet, approach the case with an open mind so you don't end up accusing someone falsely.
Food › Re: Santa Claus Spotted At Oka Market In Benin City Sharing Onions. (video) by Kondomatic(m): 5:11pm On Dec 12, 2020
saaphiere:
Please if you are giving me anything this Christmas, make it onions or hair. Thanks in advance.
It's Jesus' birthday ma not yours.
Romance › Re: Hhh by Kondomatic(m): 8:59pm On Dec 11, 2020
How you go see person with all these wahala come give am belle nah wetin I no understand.






You no like yourself?

Politics › Re: Please Why Can't Nigeria President Go To Airport With Halicopter by Kondomatic(m): 8:50pm On Dec 11, 2020
Duru9:
I'm asking this question because of what we go through here in Abuja anytime any president wants to go out

It happened again this afternoon they blocked the whole of city gate for hours all because the president wants to go to airport

Everyone have to park and wait people missed their flights, some have emergency at home, some were rushing to hospital all activities was standstill
Why do they like suffering innocent Nigerians

Why can't NAF use chopper take the president to airport the rest of his official can go and wait for him at airport
Here's why

Politics › Re: Apart From Buhari by Kondomatic(m): 8:46pm On Dec 11, 2020
happy200:
I'm trying to still figure out who else can handle this country just exactly like him or more better than him.

This is exactly what Nigerians need to figure out at this point in time, and not all these distraction i'm seeing everywhere.

I swear Buhari is a father, leader and God sent to me. Politics and jokes apart.
I can't appreciate him enough.
I hope you don't mind if i express myself. I don't mean to offend anyone.
Is your madness follow come or you installed it manually?

Politics › Re: Zulum: We Remain Optimistic About Rescue Of Remaining Chibok Girls by Kondomatic(m): 8:44pm On Dec 11, 2020
Chibok women not girls
Food › Re: Thread Of Foods You Can Cook On Christmas Day by Kondomatic(m): 8:42pm On Dec 11, 2020
pocohantas:
Put gbegiri in my amala and I’ll abandon it for you immediately. cheesy cheesy
Bia enyi, e be dey my mind to give you serious warning before I come later forget but this your post don make me remember.





Next time you want to share posts that contain food pics, wait until it's at least 4pm so that your followers go don chop lunch by then.



Make today be the last time I go open "shared" posts come dey see fine fine food and I dey hungry.


Maka ndi uta
Romance › Re: I Love Him So Much But I'm Afraid I've Lost Him. by Kondomatic(m): 2:31pm On Dec 11, 2020
LucyB24:
Why shouldn't I be too worried?
Because there's no reason for that.



He's angry, that's understandable but he will come around.

Just give him time and keep trying to stay in touch.
Romance › Re: I Love Him So Much But I'm Afraid I've Lost Him. by Kondomatic(m): 2:03pm On Dec 11, 2020
pocohantas:
Kondo Kondo! If I were single, I for marry you. Be like you never touch anybody before. cheesy

Anyway, you both made your points. His intentions may or may not be noble. However, his anger is not out of place. I’ll be angry too and it is not about sex, but the plans I have put in place. Probably cleared my calendar for a few days. I’ll only express my anger differently.
I no holy oo but to hold body no be big deal.


It was based on mutual agreement anyways.


She made it clear before coming and I was cool with it.







What people don't seem to understand is that people react differently when they are angry.

Some will shout, some will curse, some will smash whatever is close to them while some will keep a straight face while they're burning inside and then there are few who will just want to leave the place for some time.


This guy here is angry and rightly so.
He kept asking whether she go fit make am and he was assured each time that she go come then boom, she no longer fit come.


E dey pain.


The lady sha never tear eye if not she for no dey too worried.
Celebrities › Re: Jackie Appiah Launches Daycare Center For Sickle Cell Kids by Kondomatic(m): 7:22am On Dec 11, 2020
Realtord43:
God bless you jackie

better than naija olosho actress that only show off waist trainer, car, photo shoot.

they are alway self center and unproductive to the society.
You don't need to attack Nigerian actresses to make your point. Jackie isn't the only actress in Ghana.



Some Nigeria actresses are doing enough but your obsession with negativity won't let you notice it.
Politics › Re: Atiku Congratulates Nana Akufo-Addo On His Re-Election by Kondomatic(m): 7:17am On Dec 11, 2020
malikombi:
Atiku self. Baba sha dey comment on each and every matter.
Still better than one suitable character for the movie walking dead that before he was elected president only appeared in the news when there was anti government protest or a dispute between Herdsmen and Farmers.
Romance › Re: He Has A Girlfriend But Does Not Want To Let Me Go by Kondomatic(m): 6:22am On Dec 11, 2020
Gayatri:
So Sir, are you saying that if he truly loves his girl as he claimed, he would not have had eyes for me??
I personally think he doesn't love any of you.







Whenever he yawns, i do at my place, if im having a scratch, he does too..
Oh boygrin

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