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Romance › Re: I Love Him So Much But I'm Afraid I've Lost Him. by Kondomatic(m):
dannex4adx:
I want to advise you like my little sister, if you like follow, if you no like don't follow! I know what I am saying. The guy doesn't love you, take it or leave it. if he really loved you he will cherish you. He was furious when you changed your plan of not visiting him again because he had planned how HE WAS GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU LIKE A MAD DOG. believe me! He doesn't love you. He wants sex from you only. God used the change of plan to reveal to you the kind of person he is to you but your foolishness will not make you to understand it. forget about him or else it will end in premium tears.
How do you know all these?



You concluded like you know the guy personally, like you've had a personal experience with him.


Do you even know how cheap sex is these days? Why go through all these just to have sex if sex is the only thing he wants? The babe said they've been chatting for some time so she knows the guy enough.


I have had someone visit me from Facebook.


Lodged her in a hotel.


Passed the night in same room with her yet nothing happened.


The world maybe mad but everyone isn't evil.
Romance › Re: I Love Him So Much But I'm Afraid I've Lost Him. by Kondomatic(m): 8:10pm On Dec 10, 2020
baralatie:
choi!

chai!

chei!

this girl do enter the snake in monkey shadow!
Since hunters have learned to shoot without missing, the birds have learned to fly without perching.


This here is the way guys do it since girls started disappearing after receiving tfare.



You get your money back once you show up.


@OP, you're taking a very huge risk sha.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fight Among Maradona’s Relatives Over £37 Million Wealth by Kondomatic(m): 11:53am On Dec 10, 2020
Designsking:
Hnnm
As if they know how this man acquired his wealth
What are you trying to say?
Romance › Re: Get In Here If Your Girlfriend Makes Unnecessary Demands From You by Kondomatic(m): 11:48am On Dec 10, 2020
cristy149:
Jesus loves you wether you like him or not
If that's the case then nobody is going to hell.


Love comes with a condition, saying you love a person unconditionally implies that you will still love them even if they murder your family.



Loving Jesus comes with a condition.

If you love me, you will keep my commandments



Even God's love which is the ultimate has a condition.



For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal. John 3:16

Nothing is free boss.
Romance › Re: Get In Here If Your Girlfriend Makes Unnecessary Demands From You by Kondomatic(m): 11:41am On Dec 10, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
Perhaps, you have never been in love before
Perhaps you don't understand the meaning of unconditional.




Bring women home and sleep with them in the presence of your girlfriend let's see if she will still love you.
Romance › Re: Get In Here If Your Girlfriend Makes Unnecessary Demands From You by Kondomatic(m): 9:43am On Dec 10, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
I don't believe you, there's both real and fake love, any woman who doesn't ask you of money frequently truly love you because she's not after your money but because she loves you unconditionally , my woman never asked me for anything since we met, I only buy her gifts anytime I feel like and she does the same too, we both buy foods at home, pay our kid school fees and other necessary stuffs, she have never for once asked me to pay; we both contribute, that's how a relationship should be not the other way
Nobody loves unconditionally.
Romance › Re: A Hilarious Conversation Between A Guy And A Girl(pics) by Kondomatic(m): 9:38am On Dec 10, 2020
PUSSYHOE:
grin

How can a chronic beggar call someone broke ?
My brother, one of the craziest thing I have learned from relationships is that Women break up with guys because the guys couldn't give them what they cannot give themselves





You see that Priscilla how are you doing?




That was soooooo me.


You go dey think say you don finish this person kpatakpata and they will reply in a way that will make you wonder if they read everything you sent.


It weakens whoever wants to start a fight with you.


The only difference between I and the guy is that he has time to continue with the chat.


I for don lock up tey tey.
Romance › Re: I Discovered My Boyfriend Is A Reverend Father by Kondomatic(m): 9:25am On Dec 10, 2020
Not new.


Women date priests because to them it's nice having God as a rival.
Romance › Re: Get In Here If Your Girlfriend Makes Unnecessary Demands From You by Kondomatic(m): 9:22am On Dec 10, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
My woman is independent and have never asked me for nada, that is true love.
you guys should stop dating broke girls
Your partner, even if s/he is 1000% independent will once in a while need your assistance financially.


And you will need their financial assistance someday, it's all part of dating.



They may not demand unnecessarily like broke girls do but they will need you and you will need them so saying that you are in true love because she has never asked for money is being delusional.


Delusions are comforting Y'know.



And hey, love is love.


Nothing like fake love and true love.


If it's not love then it's something else.
Politics › Re: APC Train Compare To PDP Train After 16 Years In Power by Kondomatic(m): 6:14am On Dec 10, 2020
Okoroawusa:
We have never had good,as far as trains and railways are concerned, before Buhari came in.

"Nigeria deserves better".... You no go count A before you count B?
Nigeria will never get better if we continue like this.


Dishonesty is evil.



GMB has done well when it comes railway but you should also give some of the credit to Jonathan.



Amaechi was shocked when he was made Minister. He said he wasn't aware that we had functioning railways until he became minister.


His words:
“In fact, I think we have a problem; most people don’t believe that the railway transport is functioning in Nigeria. I didn’t even know, until I started this tour, I never knew that the railway was functioning, it was even from his (MD’s) speech that I learnt that there are some coaches or services that go to Kano or Port Harcourt or elsewhere.”
Months ago when he was being queried for excess borrowing, he said and I quote:


[quote]“The loan was taken by President Goodluck Jonathan’s government, and for that reason we had to name the train station and infrastructure in Agbor after President Goodluck Jonathan’s government for that laudable achievement

We told the whole world when commissioning that project, that 80 percent of that project was executed by President Goodluck Jonathan’s government.


Meanwhile, a fact-check by TheCable confirms that while the Kaduna-Abuja railway project was conceived during the Olusegun Obasanjo administration, it was stalled during the tenure of Umaru Yar’Adua due to “paucity of fund”, but construction began in 2011 when Jonathan was acting president.


Let's not play politics of hate.


Jonathan did well according Amaechi, he said it's a laudable achievement

I don't understand how those in power can acknowledge someone's achievement and you their fans will not. Hatred?


Jonathan has done his part, Buhari is doing his part and the next will continue from where he stopped.


That's how things in done.


No president can finish it all.
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Romance › Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by Kondomatic(m): 10:03pm On Dec 09, 2020
Biglittlelois:
Insightful
I have to ask, are you Yoruba?
Lols, nope.


Omo Igbo
Family › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 9:02pm On Dec 09, 2020
Zzor:
Hmm this is not a trolling matter ooo, you men are too wicked
Women are more wicked.



Are you a Christian?
Romance › Re: Guys Listen And Listen Good, Itz Not Every Pussy You F***k by Kondomatic(m): 8:48pm On Dec 09, 2020
The hunger for sex is like the hunger for food but as a rational human being, a hungry man does not eat in every restaurant he sees. E get why.


I don't really believe in some of these spiritual sh!t but there's a lady I know that none of her ex is doing well in life. Not even one.


I don't know if she dates that type of people or she's the one that makes them like that but all of them that I know are struggling to feed.
Romance › Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by Kondomatic(m): 8:22pm On Dec 09, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You should try and check, it will save you from marrying the wrong person, that is you want to get married.
There will be no room for that because I don't think I will "date" who I will marry.



You know, people make the mistake of thinking that dating will help one to know who they are going to marry better. This rarely works but we keep trying.

When you start dating someone who likes you very much and you like the person a little, you will pay attention to things they say to know the type of partner they want.

You will then pretend to be that person.


If I want to date a woman who is difficult to date, I will plant the seed of friendship first and nurture it well.


Being her friend will help me to find out why she's difficult to get. I will pass if she's in a relationship.

But if she's not in a relationship then I will find out the kinda man she wants and gradually she will start seeing that guy in me.


It usually ends in "How did we get here".
It has high success rate.


That's what people do while dating a person they want to marry. You will hint them your intention unknowingly and they will hide their ugly part until you're married.


I will study whoever I will marry from a distance, as a friend of course.

If she's the right one tor, if she's the wrong one tor.


To say "I no do again" no dey hard me.

People cheated when there was no internet.

Romance › Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by Kondomatic(m): 7:43pm On Dec 09, 2020
IamGreen1:
grin me I am phone checking machine and I do reply hubby chats with em babes sef, na me dey even unblock those ones wey e don block sef just for me to be current. I really wish that I'm like you .
You honestly don't want to experience half of what made me like this
Romance › Re: Men Come In Here Now! by Kondomatic(m): 4:22pm On Dec 09, 2020
KinzyeWriter:
I greet every men that have suffered in the hands of ladies. grin
Women too, people hardly fall in love these days. They just find someone and use him/her until someone better shows up.
KinzyeWriter:
I have been on the first page since morning, all Romance section posts that make front-page is all about men that have been jilted by women.
The stronger sex are gradually becoming weakling.
KinzyeWriter:
Please men... Having a baby mama, is better than those emotional stress you dey go through.
This rightly deserves an award for being the most useless piece of advice in 2020.


We have more people in happy marriages than those in unhappy one but human beings are negativity bias so they only focus on the ones that ain't working.

If you have sense and self discipline, look for a sensible woman who is family oriented and you will be alright. The marriage will be fine.

Have sense. It is very important.

KinzyeWriter:
The solution is not to invest feelings.
I agree with you on this but it's not as easy as it sounds. Love in its truest form is the absence of common sense after all.

KinzyeWriter:
Let who has ears hear.

Hanhan... It's too much. Please.

Stay single, Bleep and pay, Bleep for free but don't fall in love.

I wish you all peace o
You will fall in love if you keep fvcking. You're going to meet someone who will make you feel loved and you will respond whether you want to or not. There are thing you just can't control.
Romance › Re: Nigerians React As Man Marries Lady He Met On Twitter (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 4:10pm On Dec 09, 2020
@chillyhearn72 said: "Smh, God's light shines on you my brother! Know your blessings. All the happiness in the world to you & she."
Akpai, do you want the rest of us to remain unhappy for the rest of our lives?




Thunder go soon fire you.
Romance › Re: Hi Romancelanders Kindly Rate My Display Picture by Kondomatic(m): 3:28pm On Dec 09, 2020
Not again

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Find It Difficult To Use The Toilet? by Kondomatic(m): 3:21pm On Dec 09, 2020
Women are double-barreled under there bro and the second and most important barrel(for us male) attracts infections like magnet attracts iron.
Politics › Re: National Assembly Has No Power To Summon Buhari, Says Malami by Kondomatic(m): 3:17pm On Dec 09, 2020
las las we go all agree with Nnamdi Kanu
Romance › Re: How I Changed It For A Slay Queen That Thought I Wanted To Toast Her. ( Pics) by Kondomatic(m): 3:15pm On Dec 09, 2020
IN MERCY JOHNSON's VOICE



The two both of unah get problem


The woman knew what would happen if her husband finds out he's chatting with a guy yet she gives out her number to strangers. People like creating enabling environment for avoidable fights.

You are trying to convince us that helping is your thing and that you've no interest in asking her out yet you collected her number and chatted her up that day, and in the night. Bro why?


Since you claim to help both men and women, kindly shows us your chat with the guy you gave N200 for tfare.



Abi he no dey whatsapp?
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill Okada Man In Niger State, Steal His Motorcycle (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 3:06pm On Dec 09, 2020
Karlovich:
shocked There is so much hunger and wickedness in the land, Buhari and Tinubu have destroyed Nigeria.
Shops and homes are being burgled here every night.


There's this man that his wedding is supposed to be in the coming week but I am not sure if it will still hold because his house was burgled.


Everything was moved, as in the house was cleanly swept.


They removed even wall sockets and wires.


Romance › Re: The Story Of Isa Suleiman And Janine Sanchez Proves That True Love Exists by Kondomatic(m): 2:58pm On Dec 09, 2020
So it's love when it's Suleiman but money when it's Regina.

Be doing yourself.



When we talk about true love, we mean the kind of love that is unconditional.
No love is unconditional
Romance › Re: Why Some Ladies Have Unequal Breast by Kondomatic(m): 2:53pm On Dec 09, 2020
chubinwa:
Been a very sharp observant, I have come to find out that most women's breast are unequal. one tends to be bigger than the other. I now ask, what could be the cause of this inequality
Sharp observer of breast shapes and sizes

Crime › Re: Woman Brutalized By Her Husband 2 Hours After Celebrating Him (Graphic Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 1:19pm On Dec 09, 2020
Who started the fight and why?
Romance › Re: I Need Advise On What To Do About A Controversial Girlfriend by Kondomatic(m):
BaddieFreak:
Please if you want all control over your woman and dictate to her as you wish, do the needful, pay her bride price and marry her.
What you're saying here unknowingly is that women are for sale and you can do whatever you want with them after payment and change of ownership.
Romance › Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by Kondomatic(m): 1:08pm On Dec 09, 2020
Candycrushy:
What type of man is this sad
The type that puts his peace of mind first.




Romance › Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by Kondomatic(m):
I don't check people's phone anyhow, and if at all I'd check.

It will be the gallery and I avoid whatsapp and camera folders. What I don't know cannot hurt me.


I remember one day like that, I came to lag and lodged with babe in one hotel. She asked for my phone later in the night and I willingly gave it to her.


She checked everywhere and found nothing and then gave me her own.

I pressed the power button to lock it, placed it on the table and continued watching the football game I was watching.


I no get that strength.

She later asked for my Facebook password and I also gave it to her. She type different keywords in the inbox search box and found nothing.


Satisfied, she turned to me and asked why I wasn't checking her own.


"Because I trust you" I lied

I just don't want to check, it isn't my thing, secondly she obviously swept everywhere clean before coming since she knew she was going to check mine.


Later gave me her Facebook password via whatsapp.


Days later, she was like "Babe, I know you won't understand my chat with that guy last night so I want to explain.... He's....


I was like which guy?


" The one I chatted with on Facebook last night"

Told her that I haven't checked her Facebook for once and she decided not to tell me about the guy.


I no come this life come stress myself.

I know what I wanted in the ladies that I have been with and I was cool as long as I was getting 'em.


And now that I can get those things without a relationship, I have decided to just be on my own.

I no like stress wey no go bring money.
Celebrities › Re: “He’s like a cousin to me” - Simi reacts to video of her with young man on a bed by Kondomatic(m): 12:14pm On Dec 09, 2020
YoonSung70:
I trust Simi sha
Trust no one sir.



Don't even trust yourself 100%
Romance › Re: 46-year-old American Woman, Set To Marry Her 23-year-old Nigerian Lover by Kondomatic(m): 12:07pm On Dec 09, 2020
internationalman:
That's everyone's dream..
Not my dream sir
Romance › Re: 46-year-old American Mum Arrives Nigeria To Marry 23-year-old Kano Indigene (pic by Kondomatic(m): 12:00pm On Dec 09, 2020
If you remove the boy's age from the woman's age, the woman still fit use some weeks senior him.



Burna Boy: Twice as Tall.


Suleiman: Twice as Old

Crime › Re: Commercial Driver Attacks LASTMA Official With Pestle (Graphic Picture) by Kondomatic(m): 6:28am On Dec 09, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
Ahahahahaha grin grin

If to say na me be the guy a go draw her back tell her we never finish grin
Wetin funny me pass be say the water no be her own.

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