₦airaland Forum

This is ridiculously STOOPID. It is an embarassment to all Nigerians that this kind of corruption even takes place.

N554 m to cut grass, 100m to wash car and snake swallowing billions. The people who are carry out this sort of corruption are Dumba.zz mofos.
They do it because the see the rest of Nigerians as being just as dumb.............. N544m to cut grass.....

Is this sh.t real?!. The therapist is real Edo going by her accent. Since the pregnant wife is Yoru.ba, it could be real. They hardly know boundries when it comes to sex.


Alu......

"With Saudi Arabia leading the way, and Singapore, Dubai, Qatar and China all staking their claims, Arum has revealed that a location has been decided, with both fighters set to earn a mammoth $100million (£73m) each, regardless of the result in the ring."




I do not like this clause. Win or lose, each gets $100m. There will be no motivation to go for a knock out. All that talk of being undisputed and reputation is NOT enough motivation in my opinion.

The split should have been $100m for the winner and $80 to 85m for the loser. But they start the fight as equals.
WE NEED AND WANT TO SEE A KNOCKOUT. Money is the greatest motivator.

Leave him for what?!. The hoelosho woman and her children are not in his life. What the MD did does not interfer with his wife's life or her home.

So, why leave the man?.

It is a foolish woman that will leave the husband for such. Did Hillary Clinton leave Bill Clinton?.

Offpoint1:
Abeg help me ask dem if dem deposit N10m for dia account, then go deposit zero naira, then when dey wan go withraw... Bank tell dem sey dem have nothing left in their account because of the zero naira dem join on top the 10m.... Whether dem go remember this mathematical grammar and law

Better still, If they deposit N10m in an interest yeilding account. End of the month, the account yeilded 0 interest. Will they then accept 0 capital as deposit?. Since N10m x 0 =0.

Some basic maths is Scam.

I know there are other explanations and rationalisations, but we need to examine this first. I don tire.....

studentofTruth:
It is not. See this explanation:

Back to your question, I will attempt to explain it using Einstein's general relativity theory. "Everything is relative to something else." In the case of anything multiplied by zero giving a product of zero, that "zero" product is relative to the action and not the entities multiplied — the product being zero doesn't mean that the non-zero entity vanished.

Let me explain with your oranges example:
First scenario (10x0 = 0): You have 10 oranges to give out. The action here is "to give out 10 oranges." To complete this action, there must be 10 oranges to give out and someone or something to give them to. In this case, you have the 10 oranges, but there's nobody/nothing to give the oranges. Relative to the intended action — giving out 10 oranges — you have given out zero oranges. However, it does not mean that the entity (10 oranges) vanished. In other words, the fact that the second entity needed to complete the action is not there (value: 0) doesn't mean that the first entity (10 oranges) has vanished. It only means that the action cannot be carried out (value: 0).

To put it as an equation:

Entity1(Present) x Entity2(Absent) = Action(Absent)

Second scenario (0x10 = 0): You want to give out oranges to 10 persons. The action is "to give out oranges to 10 persons." To complete the action, you must have both entities — the oranges to give out and the 10 persons you will give the oranges. But you have no (zero) oranges, so the action cannot be carried out. Relative to the action — giving out oranges — you have done nothing (zero oranges given out). However, this doesn't mean that the 10 persons vanished because there were no oranges. In other words, the fact that the other entity needed to complete the action is not there (value: 0) doesn't mean that the second entity (10 persons) has vanished. It only means that the action cannot be carried out (value: 0).

To put it as an equation:

Entity1(Absent) x Entity2(Present) = Action(Absent)


The point I'm making is that, using general relativity theory, the product of any multiplication with zero relative to the action and not the entities in the multiplication. The absence of any of the entities means that the action cannot be carried out, but the other entities don't cease to exit.

So, even in cases of 10x2x0 = 0, you can extend this logic to explain it.

An example of everyday application of this can be seen in anything. If there's no patient to be operated, the surgeon carries out no surgery, but it doesn't mean that the doctor or his surgical skills have vanished.
If a fund manager sees no good opportunity to invest in, no investment happens, but that doesn't mean that the fund manager or the cash has vanished. This is why cash is a component of any portfolio — it stays there waiting for the right opportunity to go make you more money.

Gbamsolutely. We rest our case. This is what Op needed to be explained.

charles009:
Good people of nairaland,
Everything you are about to read is not fiction but certain reality.

At the heat of this DNA wahala, a married Ex called me on 6th of Jan to notify me that her son is mine and not her husbands. I remember vividly a certain Saturday in 2015, when we argued intensely over the paternity of the child during her pregnancy. She insisted it was her boyfriends, make una fear women. She swore she was single. Our calculations showed she was ovulating while we had some encounters. She proceeded to block me on all social media platforms and 2 months later, her friend informed me of her wedding.


The issue here is that I am married with two kids and expecting another, she told me her husband lost his job early 2018 and it has been a very rough patch for her family. she says she wants a divorce.

I asked for the boys pictures and it put instant tears to my eyes. Showed a few friends and the resemblance is striking so they said. The most painful of all, he looks not properly looked after.

I am doing fairly OK now, I wouldn't wanna to see my blood suffer, if you were in my shoes how would you handle this. My wife would not want to hear of another child...

Mature advise please...

Uncannily familiar. I was in same such situation 13 years ago. It's amicably resolved now. Was not easy though.

He is probably a bus conductor, mechanic or Agbero from Ondo that went through the desert to Italy. Life in Europe can be hellish if you have no papers.

European govts are very mean nowadays. They will never waste their money to deport him. They will rather leave him to die in the cold, then cremate his body. Well, i cannot understand what he's saying. NdiOfe should come to his assitance.

Codes151:
How do you determine 0 in real life?

In my opinion 0 is emptiness, vacuum, nothing, zilch. Does not exist. That's why that traditional way of multiplication is giving the Op and Me something to ponder about.

[quote author=Codes151 post=98054700]How do you determine 0 in real life?

[/quo



In my opinion 0 is emptiness, vacuum, nothing, zilch. Does not exist. That's why that traditional way of multiplication is giving the Op and Me something to ponder about.

mu2sa2:
"Then you didn't multiply them naa". Yes, I agree I didn't and I keep my cars, but you're saying I now have zero cars because of a failed attempt at multiplying them.

Brilliant analysis. That is the crux of the matter. You multiplied it by nothing. And now they say " You lost everything"

Galileo(not sure about the spelling) was beheaded because he said the Earth was round, NOT flat. Centuries later everybody agrees that the Earth is actually round. It takes one man.

TheGoodJoe:
Think of Product.

If you have 100 cows, you have 100 cows. If they don't produce any milk, it is zero product. Zero milk. As you get that, you understand.

If you have no money to share. Even if you have a good mind to share money to 10,000 people, you can only produce zero money.

Multiplication is about finding the PRODUCT.

What you wrote is absurd. I will not go into detail. Just to let you know that the product should be Calf/Cow. NOT milk. Read what you wrote and think harder.

Would be interesting to watch. The setting would be Igbo. @Yvonne Orji

Bolingua1:
The issue is, the thinking level is too poor, that's why we are not productive in Africa. Our level of reasoning is so poor.
The question isn't the issue but the reactions it generate, we are far behind here.

What a pity!. You are now making it an African issue. This hypothesis was brought to us by the white man. The same way they told us that Jesus is a White man with long beard and that we all must accept and worship him.

Op is just trying to question some the things we were thaught at British styled education.

Bolingua1:
He isn't any genius,
He just couldn't think right.
Use your brain properly. Nobody is talking about what you have, but the product of what you have.
You have #100, and you didn't do anything to it, you still have #100, but the product is 0, because nothing has been added to it. People can't just think smart.

Can you please explain the concept of "BREAKING EVEN" in business. I am not an accountant, but Op is a thinking man. I would not say a genius, but he posed a thinking man's question. Many companies are happy to break even for years. Which practically means that they added 0 to the 1000 they invested, but they still have the 1000.
Hence the question by Op. Why can't 1000 x 0 = 1000.

@BobFischer is not asking why is 0 x 100 = 0.
But why is 100 x 0 =0.


I get his drift. If you already have 100 and multiply it with nothing, shouldn't you still have your 100.


Let's all ponder about that.

TheGoodJoe:

If you have 100 oranges on the table and you have not produced out of it, then it is zero product.

The oranges is not the result but a part of it. The multiplication has to do with an action.

If you look at the multiplication as an action, you will get why it is zero. Same goes for addition.

You have 100 Oranges in the farm and you plant them to reproduce. If they reproduce ten times their number, it is one thousand.

If they don't reproduce, how many products do they have, zero.

Work with product instead of multiplication.

I believe this answers your question.

No. You have not. The Op posed a thinking man's problem. You are all still responding the same way we were all thought to respond from birth.

Now, if the 100 oranges do not reproduce, but remain just 100. Why will you still have Zero and not the 100 you already had

tee59:
That association is for broke ass niggars. Mtcheew.

Well, Dino Maleye, Atiku and that Cubana guy have been making enquiries on how to join. There membership card will be forwarded to them soon.

It has nothing to do with "Broke ass" or not. It's all about spending your money wisely.

Giving a woman $5,000 for sex is ridiculous. Remember the video of the H.oe demanding $1,000 from that Igbo guy doctor at Abuja?. That is what we are talking about here. It has to stop.

'nuff said

Blessingita:
yen yen yen people that are planning to join how much is in your account.....mtcheeewww

That urgent 2k means a lot to some Naija bebes ooo. I have seen Okada riders, Bus drivers and conductors spending huge amount of money on graduate ladies in Lagos.

Some of these slay queens have ruined many families.

Beverlyjean:
Its directed at broke ladies...the ladies with cash aint bothered cos they are now what men are looking for ... only broke ladies are concerned

Correct. Na you understand am. Ladies who bring something to the table in addition to puxxy are exempt.

The thing between your legs cannot be used for payment anymore.

englishmart:
Our mumu don do. Imagine person go sponsor another person daughter for university for Nothing.

My ex once showed me land documents on her name. She was an undergraduate then. A man bought a piece of land for her. It was shocking to me.

She dumped the guy and gave the land papers back to him after i don reset her brain with correct knacking.

She was supposed to marry the manoooo.

Motto: LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO !. I am in stiches . Whoever thought this Motto out is a brilliant man.



I have obtained my card oooo.

Utycar:
Guys the guy is right, 3 million naira when converted to dollars or Euros is nothing, I have lived in Europe for 4 years and I can tell u the easiest Visa and the best Visa is students visa, some European countries don't allow full time students to work, apart from that, these cheap countries that u can live with that amount has Language obstacles in terms of work, and you said you have a wife here so I believe starting small thing here with that amount is better than abroad. Nigerians please don't always think that money grows on trees in abroad. Doing a good businesses where people can patronize you without any racist attribute matters alot

To make matters worse, the guy is even in his late 30s. The only age group i would encourage to travel to Europe and try their luck are those under 25yrs. The reason is obvious.

Pochettino:
Nigerian poor people are highly irritating.

When you look at them at first, they look so weak & harmless like they cannot do anything but when you see how many kids they can make you start to understand how immorally energetic they are. Always fucking helter skelter like goats and chickens. If they are truly in need will they have time to feel Hot, spread legs and Bleep anyhow?

Look at this woman. If you see her strugling on the street, you will assume her mind is on how to make money & better hers & her kids lives but No. Its not d case. Her mind is on how she can get home & bend over to be bleeped like a LovePeddler. Same with her ambitionless husband. She has finished fucking now but cannot fend for herself. She & her husband are mad.

I just hate poor people

You painted a very vivid picture of the situation. I have seen many cases like that. I think fu'cking is the only consolation they have. It's the cheapest high they can get. That's why poor people tend to have many children. It's the same all over the world. Not just Nigeria.

The Igwe was a criminal and got served. He is still on the wanted list in Pakistan.

Is he talking about a Nollywood movie or in real life Nigeria? !.

Ajakaiye83:
I need your advice on above subject matter

I am married but no kids yet.
I have 3m cash with me now.
I am a graduate of engineering discipline with over 10yrs experience.
Never travelled out before.
I am in my late 30s

Thanks

Let me assume that you are 38 years, married and can boast of N3m cash money in Nigeria. But, you plan to leave your stable life in Nigeria to move to Europe?!!!. I am done advising people like you here NOT to travel out. Please go to all those shit countries being mentioned here. Countries that don't even speak any language you know.

You will give a situation report to us when you are 50 years old. Because by the time you find your feet in poland, Lithuania or Finland, you would be 50 with less than N3m to your name.

emapeteum:
Sorry, there are no Igbos in Akwa Ibom State. The south-east is also not 100% Igbos. Igalas in Anambra and Enugu, Ibibios in Abia State and some Cross River tribes in Ebonyi.The only state 100% Igbos is Imo State.

Is Igala really a tribe?. In my opinion, Igala is just another Igbo subgroup. A clan in Igboland. Calling Igala a tribe is like calling Abiriba a tribe.

Igala, Anioma, Ikwere etc are just ethnic Igbo sub groups to me.

Make una no dey write headings like dat. All for click bait. I thought Chairman Chukwu has died .

Congratulations at 70. A great son of the Coal city. Enugu Rangers for ever.

How is this news?. Op post am again when an EDO woman turn down such an opportunity.


An Hausa/Fulani muslim woman has nothing to look for abroad.

Babzrockman:
In all honesty, it would be unfair for either PDP or APC not fielding an Easterner as presidential candidates.

The marginalization is obvious.

We have good hands in the East too[left][/left]

Nigeria needs an Igbo president NOW to reset the country. We have tried the rest. Let's try an IGBO man. He will run the country like a business.