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Bobgattii:
that number30�

...and number 9. God help us :

Finnese001:
1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth

2. Oga do fast nah

3. See this Osho free man, u like better toto but you no want pay money

4. Make am 5k nah, I go fvck you well

5. You never release Haa!!!

6. Na only fvck you pay for oo, no dey touch my breast

7. Bros abeg do, make I go hustle

8. Customer, customer how far nah.

9. Add 1k make I suck your prick.

10. See your small prick ( chuckles).

11. Wetin nah, since you dey do this thing you never cum, Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. How much you give me wey you dey find doggy

13. Come I will do you well today.

14. Abeg get up, e don do, naso una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na your mama leg you want Carry up, abeg respect yourself.

16. Wetin you drink come

17. Oga people dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry that condom comot here oo, no be una go use do juju.

19. Na talk you want talk abi na fvck.

20. Hian!!! Abeg I no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1500 you want change style

22. No dey turn turn me like that Biko.

23. Oga I swear if this condom burst, you must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow come fvck better Toto.

25. Fine boy come nah, I will do you from the back.

26. Abeg I no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make I see that boil for your prick, na so una go dey carry disease.

28. This one don pass short time oo

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi you want share goloria give me

30. Hang your cloth for that nail

31. This your prick big oo, you go add money


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Chairman of the Board. Jolly Friends PLC .

Shocked. Is it confirmed. He must have been sick for some time now. Have'nt seen him in public for while.


RIP Dan.

[quote author=nuban07 post=90755312]Forming lesbian, whereas they are collecting something behind. [/quote]





Best comment ever. Same thing happens all over the world. fake azz nymphos. While would you claim to hate dicks, but use a "Dick shaped equipment" to be inserting inside. Some Dildos look so real and huge.

Davash222:
He's free as a bird once he's extradited here.

Una never understand Naija. The guy does not want to go to the US to face anything. He has already started paying EFCC to help him come down to Naija.

We all know he would rather be tried in Nigeria than in The US. He is a very sharp guy.

Nickymichy:
Change Nigeria to regional system of governance... No more governors...no house of representatives.... We will have only regional heads, senators and president.... The regional heads will supervise their regions and report back to the president... Our security department will b revamped... Each region will have its security operative..SE security operative Will take care of SE, NW security will take care of NW and so on...Each region should generate their income through tax or what have u...Then the president will supervise all d project in all d region... The president of d nation of Nigeria will be selected henceforth from all the region from Nigeria..one tenure each with a road map laid down for the country... Don't come and tell us I would build road, I will create employment...when your tenure is over ur region will not participate in the next election...so on and so forth..five senators each from each region... And after each session, you go back to your region... No more staying back in Abuja.....so many things to do in ds country... Let's start with ds one

Nice on paper. But no civilian president can do that. Not when we run this huge waste called Bi-cameral legislature. Only a very patriotic, incorruptible, and hard military dictator can accomplish that. I used to be for democracy and all that, but Nigeria is not yet ripe for that. The time will come. But we need someone with good intentions to reset the entire system first, and then carry out a well designed hand over.

Owo daa boys. Dem don drive am from 'Under Bridge'. But he chose the wrong shop.

With those thieves in the senate and house of reps, a current president of Nigeria cannot do much. What Nigeria needs now is a benevolent dictator.

IBB was most positioned to solve all Nigeria's problems before handing over to a civilian president. He blew the chance.

The only solution now is to scrap both Houses, senate and House of Reps, give us a high handed executive president who is not interested in getting rich. By the time 3 to 4 corrupt politicians are hanged in public, every Nigerian brain go reset.

I weep for IBB. He could have written his name in gold.

ITbomb:
How the thread quickly degraded to tribal level doesn't shock me any more

It went like from 0 to 100 in 20 seconds. But IBB made a valid observation in that quote. It is open knowledge. Bravery is not by shouting out loud.


We know ourselves.

folake4u:
I hate foolish women.
I don't appreciate cheating on both sides but destruction of one's physical properties is beyond limit. He should press charges for damages and illegal entering of home premises.

.....and later send some Agberos to break her legs. None of my ex girlfriends will ever think of such. It will never cross their minds because they know the consequencies will be huge. These ladies don see the man finish. Hence the guts.

[quote author=9gerian post=90091360]The wife even looks hotter than the side chick



Side chick has nothing to do with looks. Na to change soup. Most men know that.

omonnakoda:
You sound bitter

75 million naira is for low income earners?
Low income earners don't deserve homes?

I was already living in Lagos when you were on Cerelac, or Akamu in your case. You don't sound like someone whose parent could afford Cerelac.

These are council flats. Low income housing projects. That you quoted 75 million naira does not make that the actual value of the flats. That is the amount the thieving politicians who bought them on paper want to resell. Does it not look like a Barrack to you?!!!


I am more of a Lagosian than you, so nothing to be bitter about. Lagos is my home too.

OKTolu:
Beautiful, but the questions is what parameters are you using to lease or sell these houses and will it be affordable to middle class ?



Eko oni bajeoooo

Something wey dem don share for Alausa before the foundation was laid. Anybody buying now is buying it second hand. If you know, you know.

IT REMAINS A BARRACKS FOR LOW INCOME EARNERS. Another Jakande estate in different location. Lekki my arrse.

Officialgarri:
I know so many people will come for me if this post makes FP.

But shouldn't we really ask ourselves... Why do we hardly see Westerners or Northerners being maltreated in other countries?
Why are they not accused of theft, fraud, e.t.c?

If we say it's witch-hunting, then how have other tribes escaped witch-hunting in other countries?

So just like the White racist men in US who assume George Floyd must have done something wrong because he is African American(Black), you also assume that Sunny Mike must be guilty just because he is Igbo. You cowardly idio,ts disgust me. You don't even have the guts to say exactly what you mean.

How many Northerners have you seen or met in India, Malaysia, China, Vietnam etc. Even the Westerners are not many there because they prefer to do "owo daa" in Lagos that travel out. Zero ambition. This guy, Sunny Mike could have been wrongly accused.
For you to sit behind your laptop and assume he has done something to warrant being killed is pure tribal hate with a tinge of jealousy. GO AND DIE.

Time to go and fence my land there before 'Umu Nike akpalu the land" Ogbanaecheagu boys eye dey red.

danilmo:
Sorry, they aren't made for common man.

In sane societies, this complex is actually made for the common man. These are nothing but Counsil flats. Projects.

Made for low income earners. But in Lagos things are always upside down.

For me they are barracks. In a few years time it will look like Ikeja police barrack.

Naijabad:
Says a man who has no hope or means of leaving this shit hole.
Do you know that the living condition in American prison is much better than the living condition of 60% of free Nigerians in Nigeria?

I have left the "shit hole". Lived in various places in the western world and i can categorically tell you THAT NIGERIA IS BETTER. I will not not explain because you and your like with extreme poverty laden mentality will never understand.
There is police brutality in almost every country on this planet, but it is the motive behind the killing of George Floyd that makes this very heart breaking. The pure hate in that police man's eyes is shocking. He just wanted to kill George Floyd for being a black man in America.

Majesty33:
I wonder what makes the victim scared when caught in cheating. Y is the man kneeling down, why the sudden anxiety on him. After all is he
not his fellow man? He should defend himself and not lose his own life just like that. Sudden fear has led many to their early grave.

Not being tribalistic here, but that man is not Igbo. If the husband came alone like the video shows, without any kind of weapon, he will be beaten severly.

Some men will fvck your wife and beat you on top of that. The wife is very devilish and manipulating. She is even begging on behalf of her lover.

The husband sef na fool, allowing the wife to even touch him. The wife should be on her knees just like her lover. Personally, i would not even bother with the man. I will even ask the barman to give him a beer at the bar.
As for the wife, she is a gonner. Won't kill her, but she will prefer to die after the intense mental torture she will receive.
For all we know, the cheating wife could be the one that booked the hotel room. Husband should free the man jooor. Deal with your wife.

BRT driver: Collins Nnodi. Victim: Mrs Okeleke. Are we still in Lagos here or did the accident happen in Onitsha or Enugu.

Ndi Igbo , Ebenine....

Esanboy111:
That building doesn’t look like one that will collapse na

I thought so too. The church should be given the opportunity to fortify it. The foundation can be fortified. Some iron rods and cement and all will be good.

Nigeriabiafra80:
Anambra I swear you will cover the whole village in anambra without knowing it
There road network is something else

Is Anambra a city?. Why do you guys always talk about Anambra as if it is a city. There is no city in Anambra state named "anambra".

Awka, nnewi or Onitsha. Choose one.

Exc2000:



Pussioma

Periwinkle

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Nice name for the wifey Noted.

TheArchangel:
I understand Ika and ikwerre better than whatever the heck language they were speaking yet the ika and ikwerres denies being Igbo.

Ikwere, ika and Anioma are just another Igbo dialect. They are as Igbo as fvck. They can deny all they want. Ikwere and Anioma, i understand fully. But Ika is on the level of Ebonyi and Nsukka. Needs decoding.

Sad video to watch. the woman is in for a looong thing because the man and his mulatto son will make life unbearable for her. She will always be paranoid whenever she sees both of them talking in secret or go out together as was the case here.


As for the Igbo dialect. I could not understand much. Abriba/ Ohafia/Afikpo/ Ebonyi and Nsukka dialects are a mouth full. Can't understand shit.

Governors who destroy people's hard earned investments are taking a huge risk. They forget that they will not be Governors for ever. After 8 years Wike will be on the street again.

No surprises if one stray bullet meet am. He is putting his civilian life and that of his family members at risk. Assasination loading.....

Hoephase:
Enugu airport has entered voicemail be that oooh.

God "airpus ooh"

Enugu has always been the 3rd most viable airport in Nigeria. After Lagos and abuja. Enugu is third. It is currently undergoing massive renovation to upgrade it's international status.

If not for corruption eh. igbos for no dey land in Lagos at all.

spiceadole:
Nothing can make me return to Naija.

I rather die in this UK.

Na Poverty be your problem. It is simple. If you are rich, very rich, you will stay in Nigeria. If you are poor, nearly very poor, you should remain in UK to hustle until you are rich enough to return to Nigeria and settle.

The problem is that people like you will never be rich enough all through their life to be able to return to Naija. Hence you would rather die in the UK.

Almost all Naija very rich men lived in the West at one time or the other. Including about 70% of our politicians.

"I don't know" would have been a better answer from the wife when the man asked what the sex of the baby was. She was not thinking straight, maybe out of fear, but saying the test results revealed a 'BOY' was very wrong. She knew it was a girl.


Her answer should have been" It could not be determined". She should have kept it to herself and figure out the best way to brake the news of the birth to her husband using senior family members.

Clear case of Manslaughter. He will spend a few years in prison to seek rehabilitaion. The lie told by the wife was very very devious. Dangerous lies to a man with high expectations.

A clear case of 'Crime of Passion'. What a tragedy for the family.

pDudd:
Before I opened this post, I knew nothing about anyone named Khia. These days I am not too active on Nairaland. It is this social distancing era that piqued my interest in Nairaland because I wanted to know how my people are coping with Covid 19.

I still don't know much about you but from your talk and phrases, I can draw some inference about your personality.

So Khia, I didn't open this post to annoy or infuriate you. Prior to Saturday, I didn't know you.

And like I said, if you feel offended by my post, I offer my apologies. My intent was never to offend anyone.

Guy, you fall my hand here. The apology was totally uncalled for. Even Khia would cringe at that.

They better deny it very hard. I was just about to pull all my money. How can a bank close 350 branches in one go?.


I was ready to step...