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RomanceRe: Lady Who Trekked From Ikeja To Mile 12 Receives N175k As Consolation (Pix) by koning: 2:50pm On Mar 04, 2021
Ikeja to Mile 12 no too far, if you know the 'Appian way'


Anyway, so she went to the man's house without a dime on her. What was her intention?.
RomanceRe: “it’s A Privilege To Be Able To Sleep With A White Girl” – Nigerian Man Says by koning: 2:49pm On Mar 03, 2021
Bigggloadofcum:
grin

Haven slept with almost all races, I can tell you that its not something special.

One thing I know about the white women's pussy is that it is void of foul odour. The good lord must have planted a supernatural cleanser there.

You can bang a white woman who has not taken her bath for 2 weeks and you are rest assured that your nose is in good hands.

Same can't be said about 9ja girls. I was locked up with a partner in crime some years back. A 9ja girl. We were only allowed to bath once in a day.

The konji became unbearable for me and I decided to harvest the forbidden fruit. It turned out really forbidden cuz what I dug out knocked me out and I was in coma for 45hrs.

That's what I was told. That experience tops the chart in my all time regrets.
The bolded is not true. They do smell, but a different kind of odour from black/African women. The first and only time i ever threw up after sex was with a white woman. There was this RAW MEAT kind of smell that hit my nose. I could not hold back anymore. It was embarassing.
CelebritiesRe: Music Producer, Dr Frabz Shot Dead by koning: 1:30pm On Feb 28, 2021
mofedamijo:
Don't compare Nigeria to the U.S when it comes to being safe. I felt safer in the u.s, Canada and Joburg than i did in Nigeria.
If you're not into shady deal in the U.S, you don't have to worry about anything.

A friend was shot dead by thieves in Nigeria, thieves coming to your house in Nigeria is bound to happen a thousand times than in the U.S. Look at these fulani people killing without mercy, that doesn't happen in the U.S.
I have travelled the length and breath of South Africa and Southern Africa and I feel safe even around 2am on the highway. If stopped by the police, they only ask if you're okay and to ensure you park when sleepy, thats all. I can't say the same for naija police.

Please don't ever compare.
USA is only second to Brasil as the murder capital of the world. Visit US crime websites or even 'Worldstarhiphop' to see utterly, senseless killings. People are being killed for a pack of cigarette. A young man shot dead for bumping into another thug is a supermarket. Not to mention mass murders by sick school children. Yes. i cannot compare. NIGERIA IS SAFER. Naija may be rougher, but it's way safer.

If a thief breaks into your house in Nigeria and you give him N10k and convince him that's all you have, he will gladly leave you alone. Don't do too much gra gra... you will be alive. I have seen someone shot in NY because he looked at a thug the wrong way for too long.
PoliticsRe: FG To Sell Oil In Naira To Dangote Refinery by koning: 12:59pm On Feb 28, 2021
No problem. But on the condition he sells petrol to Nigerians at less than N100 a liter.

We are yet to recover from the exhorbitant price of Dangote cement.
CelebritiesRe: Music Producer, Dr Frabz Shot Dead by koning: 12:47pm On Feb 28, 2021
GeneralPula:
He was shot dead in USA..
"If he remained in Nigeria, he would still be alive today" Yes. This is my response to misguided Nigerians in the diaspora that always make this silly comment whenever someone who visited Nigeria gets killed. It really annoys me.

Comments like "If he remained in USA or Europe, he would NOT be killed"

I maintain my stance that Nigeria is safer if you have money. On the other hand a street thug can be stabbed for N200 in both Naija, US and UK.
PoliticsRe: FFK Reacts To Blocking Of Food Supplies From The North To The South by koning: 12:33pm On Feb 28, 2021
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Juliusmalema:
FFK....Reactance.....Reno.... Capacitance.

This issue of south and north is a case of Stupidity taken too far.

Benue transporting their foodstuffs to different states, are they not northern state? Same as Taraba and good people of plateau state.

[b]What I read is that north blocked transportation of food to South west after their union had a meeting


Is South west now the new name for South If we may ask?

They blocked their foodstuff, if you have oil block it from reaching them than shouting south up and down and dragging others enjoying relative peace to a communique that has nothing to do with them...

Stop wasting time Reacting , turn off the valve of the oil than shouting South to other regions who are sleeping against tomorrow's Sunday service because the gate of hell will never prevail against the church.[/b]
Gbam! Yams and cows are still being moved to the East.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Divorce Papers Reveal Real Reason For Break Up (Pix) by koning: 12:29pm On Feb 28, 2021
QueenEowyn:
She wants to live her life.
With 4 little children?!. Her life is finished. Kanye is the one that will be balling from now on. In 2 years time, you will not recognise Kim any more.

She would be sooooo worn out.
HealthRe: Man Found Dead Alongside His Girlfriend In Delta Left 'Suicide Note' by koning: 7:44pm On Feb 26, 2021
A close look at him shows me that he was trying too hard to be what he is NOT. Trying to belong where he does not belong. That was the biggest source of his "Depression".

People, especially young men and women should accept themselves the way they are. There is too much fake lifestyle in Nigeria.

Our society never knew 'depression' before. What we recognise is POVERTY.
BusinessRe: #2.5 Million: Will You Invest Here Or Travel Abroad For Greener Pastures? by koning: 8:51pm On Feb 22, 2021
Which "greener pastures" abroad?! Na you plant am.


My guy , there are a lot of business you can start with 2.5m In Nigeria. Start selling Crayfish.


Thank me later.
FamilyRe: Marriage: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down? by koning: 8:44pm On Feb 22, 2021
I settled down, now i feel choked . I want out. Women of today are horror stories.


My eyes don see too many female horror stories on the net. Especially in Africa.
PoliticsRe: Enugu To Commence Operations Of Its Tech Hubs, Youth Innovation Centres by koning: 8:38pm On Feb 22, 2021
Edusouls:
What would people really be doing there? Because I just see it as some sort of small cyber cafe
Munching and vomiting Software and Codes i guess. It's a Tech hub duh!!.
PoliticsRe: Sasa Clashes: Hausa Settlers Leaving Oyo State (Video) by koning: 10:49am On Feb 15, 2021
viralmaged:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j5qAuE52Bo
Na Lagos go suffer am. Where do you think they are running to. Borno?. They will all end up in Lagos. At this rate Lagos will baloon to 30 million people soon. Yoruba's have nothing to jubilate about here.
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by koning: 3:42pm On Feb 14, 2021
That walking for miles on bare foot inside poto-poto is a complete turn off for me.


Na who say make them no wear shoe or slippers sef.......
SportsRe: The Nigerian Nightmare, Kamaru Usman Retains His World Title by koning: 3:35pm On Feb 14, 2021
malcom1X:
There can only be one Nigerian Nightmare.

The guy who brought the WBC title to Nigeria & WON
his name is Samuel Peters..... with his famous signature WHO NEX' ?



.





End of discussion.
Started with Ike Ibeabuchi though. The first and original "Nigerian Nightmare". He was on course to deal with Mike Tyson. Na woman matter finish the guy.
PoliticsRe: Panic In Otuabula 2, Bayelsa As Crude Oil Mysteriously Erupts From The Ground by koning: 3:25pm On Feb 14, 2021
"According to a chief of the community, Augustine Okpukpu-Isi, the crude oil was first discovered by a farmer somewhere in Iyapogo forest along the Ogbia Creek, who later alerted the leadership of the community."




The name of the chief is as IGBO as fvck. Igbos will understand. After, they will claim to be Ijaw. I think the entire old East Central State is of Igbo stock.

Augustine Okpukpu-Isi.
RomanceRe: Anambra People Are Very Racist -Twitter User by koning: 5:10pm On Feb 13, 2021
Mod. CLOSE THIS FVCKING THREAD. Serves no purpose. A thread for insecure Bas.tards.
CrimeRe: Imo Hotel Set Ablaze As Commercial Sex Worker Kills Customer by koning: 8:53pm On Feb 11, 2021
BlackfireX:
If you have ever visited this ashewos as they are called , you will agree on monkey shadow, flying leopard style, doggy with cow girl as give away... Only for the once gentle lady of -i-will-do - well turn to a monster that won't even allow you to have missionary journey..

If you ask for ya money ,she will start shouting that you didn't pay, instead of the other ashewos to be reasonable, they will pour water you don't even wanna know where it came from, they will hit you, drag your clothes and disgrace you publicly



grin
A legend in the game has spoken. Those with ears should listen. cheesy cheesy
BusinessRe: Abdul Samad Rabiu: BUA Petroleum Refinery Ready In 2024 by koning: 5:41pm On Feb 11, 2021
tito44:
When this country divides, the refinery and Dangote's own will be nationalised
"Olodo" Nationalised by which country then?!. When the country divides, you will give the refineries to Tinubu and Oba Akiolu.

Wishful thinking. Lagos has truely become a 'No Man's Land'
BusinessRe: Abdul Samad Rabiu: BUA Petroleum Refinery Ready In 2024 by koning: 2:03pm On Feb 11, 2021
BastardWike:
All these quota system billionaires lacks creativity and foresight. You didn't build refineries in the 1970's, 80's, 90's or even early 2000's but now that fuel cars are being phased out and renewable energy is gaining massive boost globally, that is when the craze for refinery got into their head!

You're talking about AFcta but you forgot that heavily subsidized refineries built all over the middle East, Asia and developed world will equally channel their excess capacity to Africa. How can they compete?

Why can't they spend these monies in building power plants considering that Nigeria has a massive deficit in it?

Quarter system billionaires indeed!
The bolded is false. Which Globally. Even in Europe, Electric cars are still under 5% of all cars sold. Their business forsight is correct. Both refineries will recoup their investments within 10 to 15 years of full functional capacity.

It might a good 20 to 25 years before Electric cars become the norm in Africa. I however agree with your point that they should invest in power plants too.
BusinessRe: Abdul Samad Rabiu: BUA Petroleum Refinery Ready In 2024 by koning: 1:57pm On Feb 11, 2021
He is complaining about the rising cost of Cement. I thought he is the Chairman and C.E.O. of BUA Cement. He can do something about it.

Knock the price down. Sell your cement at N1,500 and pull the rug under Dangote feet. N3,000 is an artificial, greedy, fixed price. Price set by monopolists.


By the way, BUA and Dangote are building their huge refineries in Lagos. Why concentrate everthing in Lagos.

Lagos has been taken oo... I have said it before, Lagos is the main reason Nigeria will never break up. Hausa/Fulani will never allow it.

I am however for One Nigeria. But there is need to diversify investments to other parts of the country.
PoliticsRe: Lateef Jakande Is Dead (First Civilian Governor Of Lagos Dies) by koning: 12:55pm On Feb 11, 2021
At a ripe old age of 91. RIP. Most of the 1979 set of governors are dead now. As far as i can remember only Jim Nwobodo is still alive.

Solomon Lar, Abubakar Rimi, the then governor of Benue state, all dead.


Jakande will be immortalized. The real Jagaban.
TravelRe: Hours After Relocating To Ireland, Engineer Vows Never To Come Back To Nigeria by koning: 3:18pm On Feb 10, 2021
Ordinary Ireland. Just hours after landing?!. him eye go clear after 2 years. He is just starting.
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Etiko Acquires A New Toyota Land Cruiser Prado (Photos/Video) by koning: 1:42pm On Feb 05, 2021
majamajic:
What are they doing differently from their male counterparts ?
That thing tire me ooooo. Where she see at least N18 million for that car? Is it from TikTok?!!
PoliticsRe: #DG-WTO: Okonjo-Iweala Is Sole Candidate As Myung-Hee Announces Withdrawal by koning: 1:35pm On Feb 05, 2021
iCauseTrouble:
Igbo Amaka.....
Yoruba Amaka....
Hausa Amaka.....
Fulani Amaka........
Niger Delta Amaka.....
Everybody Amaka........
No tribe called "Niger Delta" in Nigeria. Which language do they speak in that "Niger Delta" tribe. ...........Ndi ala!!.
InvestmentRe: Oscar Onyema Marries Annette At 52 (Photo) by koning: 11:25pm On Feb 04, 2021
ibechris:
If he has got some children out there good for him,but at this age e go hard oh.

Well,every decision gat its consequence. I will not compare him with anyone but fact be told,he married real late.

Money is not everything especially where it happens that men usually depart this world earlier than women. A case study of igbo land where I come from. There are more widows than widowers in my village presently.

This alone would help u to understand why I may not support late marriage of this kind. Late 30s is understandable but not when u have 8years to retirement as stated by our constitution.

Schools runs or being there for children is simply the hardest work to do as a father,disciplining them is also another part, these are areas where no one would afford to help u out,even ur money can't aid u on this.

All in all,I say good luck to them.
Archaic reasoning. Having children is over rated. It's only important to people who are hoping that the children will take care of them at old age. This is usually the case with couples in hardship. Couples who are still paying landlord house rent in their 60's. By the time they retire and in their 70's they will be begging their children to help them pay house rent and hospital bill. 95% of Nigerian families fall under this category.



A man who is financially well off, who owns his own house and can afford a well paid nurse at old age, does not even need a wife, talkless children. There are Billionaires(Dollar) in the western world without children. Some have just one. No big deal if you are RICH.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Govt Warns Against Destruction Of Miliken Hills, Other Natural Heritage by koning: 11:14pm On Feb 04, 2021
elmessiahs:
it's looking so foreign e remain winter to complete am
Hence the phrase: Enugu State Obodo Oyibo!. Sprinkle a little snow there and you would think it's in Austria.
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu To Convert His House To A Resort In Igbere, Abia (Photos) by koning:
This "Vanity uopn Vanity" thing don dey make small sense to me as i get older. I have cars i have not driven for nearly 1 year now. Not to mention a huge house like this just wasting. Sometimes one has to ask the question" What's the point of all this"
CrimeRe: Delta: Gunmen Assassinate Man In His Car In Broad Daylight (Disturbing Photos) by koning:
hardcore007:
This level of insecurity in naija is something else
Always looking for any opportunity to bad-mouth Nigeria. At least 100 people are killed in this manner on a weekly basis all over Europe. From Amsterdam through Berlin to Moscow, men are being assisinated.

It is not specific to Nigeria and there is nothing the police can do before the fact. The guy knows his enemies and it's up to him to guard himself.
Only very poor Nigerians are quick to blame Nigeria. To excuse their failures.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Service Chiefs: Nwodo Disappointed Over Exclusion Of Igbo by koning: 12:29pm On Jan 27, 2021
Chogu1:
Irabor is Ika, a sub group of the Igbo nation
To make matters worse, Buhari and his people genuinely believes he is Igbo. To majority of Hausa people, any other Nigerian that is not Yoruba is Igbo.

Buhari really believes he included an Igbo man. Someone needs to explain the difference to them.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Onyeze Jesus: 'I Will Raise Dead Bodies On The 28 Of January' by koning: 12:10pm On Jan 27, 2021
Mokason288:
This is hilarious

Why wait until 28th ?

Can’t you wake them up today?

This man Biko continue your Yahoo boy’s business inside water

Don’t fool ur self trying to play God

Meanwhile this Anambra people self... From Father Edeh, to Father Mbaka,] to Indaboski now Onyeze Jesus, plus many others that are still disgracing themselves and putting food in that boy’s mouth called Freeze abi Freezer

You all should go and rest... Hell fire awaits you

I HOPE I MADE SENSE
Never you mention renowned Catholic Charismatic renewal reverend fathers in the same sentence with these 419 pastors. This Onyeze fool is nothing but a failed criminal. Who are the i.diots that attend such churhes.

The dead bodies he will raise on the 28th have already been prepared. Bunch of clowns.

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