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ednut1:
That woman in a sane country cannot be a graduate. But the pastor was wrong to disgrace her in public

Acidosis:
Like it or not, if the MOG had let that woman go with her BSc in law talk, Paul Eneche would have been accused of planting a fake testifier and probably trending on TikTok. Nobody would have believed he had no hand in the B.Sc. in law talk.

Something close to this nearly ruined a somewhat popular/big church somewhere around Ojodu. I don't know whether it's madness or not, but some will purposely come out to say what God did not do, or blatantly make crazy exaggerations, all to what end?? I have seen someone come out to testify about being cured of HIV/AIDS (nobody cured, paid, or sent this woman), only for her to die a few months after.

Like it or not, if you come to ruin the credibility of my institution or God's name, walai talai, I will do something worse than this without apology to anyone, especially Nigerians!

By the way, this is an opportunity for NOUN as an institution to sit up and make amends. Most of the NOUN handouts and books I have come across online are purely world-class standards! However, the recruitment process is poor. There is no gain in awarding a Law degree to someone who may never be able to defend a client before a judge. What's the point, really?

Too many unworthy degree holders today have watered down the credibility and potential of many NOUN graduates.

Ningishzida:
World War 3 is about to begin.

The previous World Wars were Wars that started because as a latecomer in the struggle for African Colonies, Germany had to settle for just four territories, called “protectorates,” in Africa: Togo and Cameroon in the west, German Southwest Africa (today's Namibia), and German East Africa (today's Tanzania, Rwanda, and Burundi) in the east. This made Germany angry at the UK for taking the Lions share. Yet, our forefathers were the ones who still went to fight for their Colonizers out of ignorance.

Please African Leaders, learn from history and stay out of this war, let the Colonizers destroy themselves.

Fighting for any of them won't make them respect or see us as Africans as equal Humans. We need to use this opportunity to rearrange our Continent and destroy the Quack Countries that these Colonizers created to make it easy for them to divide and rule us due to our different Culture and Traditions.

ReacherSaidNoth:
Perish in your ignorance, arrogance in stupid people is always funny.

epainos:
It is not a question of where, but what. He said there is nothing like BSc Law. Simple! He did not specifically refer to Nigeria. Na you dey use over sabi manipulate what is not there to cover up.


It may not matter all what you wrote here, but it matters to disgrace someone in front of Nigerians. The lady said it that assimilating is hard...she just wanted to thank God for the grace to have a law degree. But the man just embarrassed her.


Lol! Bla bla bla bla. But there is still BSc law. You only need to be exposed yourself. Local man!


Then you also needs to get exposed outside Nigeria cos of this rubbish here. Just try ....please! And God will help you. That is all I have for you.


Yo! Are you OK? You that is a local Nigerian man that has not gone out to anywhere .... . It seems you attended the church. Lol. Dem don wash your your brain inside a calabash.

And you think the rubbish you posted here is from a screenshot with common sense? . Chai! A mad man does not know he is mad...he calls other people mad fellas. Same with someone with common sense. He thinks he had it, but na indomie full the brain.


Lol! But she had the degree. If you and your useless pastor exercised enough patience, you would hear that she would mention it that...her capacity to assimilate is low...but the point is she had a law degree. So, like I said...you need to be exposed a bit outside Nigeria cos you are a bloody local man. She no fit speak English well, but she had the degree. So? Keep your yeye English to yourself. She is a graduate. Period!


Lol. But she gat it. E pain you. Wetin you study? I am proud of her, and you and your pastor disgust me. She has a law degree, wetin you get?


Hahaha. But she is a graduate whether you like it or not. You need exposure. If you have it, you will understand what is called stage panic. The pastor just came up started bombarding her questions...someone who has no confidence before. Get exposed. Cos if you have had such exposure, you would have known that professional teachers and leaders don't act like a mad man your pastor portrayed. And that you wrote this rubbish....just get exposed. Naija has made you to have no common sense.


Shut the crap up. After the rubbish you wrote. Shut the crap up. You used "common sense" on me. With this rubbish you wrote, you need common sense yourself. If you have common sense, you will know that despite her bad English, it is still possible to do something with the degree. And if she does not, it is called self fulfillment. What is hard for her, she did it. They won't teach you Maslow law of hierarchy in your local Naija school na. Cos if you understand it, then, you will get the reasons she thanked God. Yeye dey smell. With your English...you are dull. I would employ that lady before you cos you just have no common sense.

Again.....shut the crap up. You are a nonsense somebody who need common sense. You dey use common sense on me. If you allow me descend on you....you will not like yourself.

So, shut the crap up!

ReacherSaidNoth:
Don't embarrass yourself, use google.

flokii:
Legend that obtained B.Sc in Law..
Na dull people full Enenche church

epainos:
Shaking my head. I don't have any regard for this man. As in, I was shocked myself. Anyway, medical doctors only know medicine....so, he can't know there is BSc Law. And he said it confidently. Lol. That lady seems more educated as far as I am concerned. And she seems more of Christlike than the so call whatever.

seunlayi:
The Minister of Communications, Innovation and Digital Economy, Dr. Bosun Tijani disclosed this in a statement on X with the intent to encourage and inspire the use of technology.

“Our intent is to encourage and inspire the use of technology, especially Fourth Industrial Revolution technologies like UAV, IoT, AI & Blockchain, to optimise different sectors of our economy,” Tijani said.

“So, I’m pleased to announce the launch our first 4IRTA initiative https://4irta.nitda.gov.ng in Agriculture.”

He added that the Agriculture Demonstration Project will allow Nigeria identify and mainstream market-ready innovations that leverage these 4IR technologies to enhance productivity and sustainability in the nation’s agricultural sector.

These projects will be designed as pilot to illustrate how these technologies can be successfully implemented in Nigeria

Selected projects will receive up to N10,000,000 in funding to deepen the application of 4IR technologies in their work.

The Ministry of Agriculture will provide support to selected pilot farms and navigate a path to scale and sustainability.


https://guardian.ng/news/fg-declares-4ir-technologies-application-open/

HonNL:
A rapper-actor who appeared in the 2018 film “SuperFly'' was sentenced on Monday to 50 years to life in state prison for sex-related charges involving three teens and four young women in attacks dating back to 2013.

Superior Court Judge Joseph Brandolino also ordered Kaalan Walker, 27, to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life, according to Deputy District Attorney Cynthia Wallace, who told City News Service that she believes the defendant is "truly a predator.''

A Van Nuys jury convicted Walker on April 18 of three counts of forcible rape, two counts each of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor and rape of an intoxicated victim and one count of assault with intent to commit oral copulation involving crimes between 2013 and 2018.

Jurors acquitted him of two counts of forcible rape and one count of forcible digital penetration involving three other alleged victims.

In her opening statement in March, Deputy District Attorney Yasmin Fardghassemi told the jury that the case involved women who didn't know each other, and that the "single thing that unites all of these women is the defendant Kaalan Walker.''

"You're going to see a dark side of him ...'' the prosecutor told jurors, saying Walker primarily used Instagram and Twitter to lure his alleged victims to locations he chose by booking them for fake photo or music video shoots or with a false promise of introducing them to someone famous.

"When they said 'Stop,' he didn't care,'' Fardghassemi said.

Walker's attorney, Andrew Flier, countered that his client — whom he said had been “portrayed as a monster'' — was innocent of the charges.

"They're going to lie to you because they know that they fell for his B.S.,'' the defense lawyer told jurors, saying the alleged victims were out for “revenge.''

"The pattern of Mr. Walker is to make false promises, and they bought it... Each one of these women voluntarily made their own decisions,'' Flier said. "He didn't force them... It's pay-back to Mr. Walker and we're not going to let that happen.''

He said his client has endured “a living nightmare'' and had a great career that has since been ruined.

Walker — who also appeared in the 2017 Halle Berry-Daniel Craig film “Kings'' — was arrested in September 2018. He was subsequently released on bond, but he was taken into custody again after the jury's verdict was read.
SOURCE

DoWhatThouWilt:
A Georgia father was sentenced to 50 years in prison after he mixed antifreeze into his 18-day-old daughter's breastmilk in order to poison her.

Curtis Jack was arrested in October 2020, after his infant daughter, named Madison, became sick.

She tested positive for ethylene glycol — a chemical found in antifreeze.

Investigators found Jack had collected bottles of breastmilk from the child's mother two weeks earlier while she was in hospital after giving birth to their child, but did not want to pay child support after accidentally getting his co-worker pregnant.

After delivering the breastmilk to the child's grandmother, who was also caring for the woman's other daughter, the child became critically ill within 24 hours, suspected of being poisoned.

The jury found Jack guilty on all counts, including attempted murder, and he was sentenced to 50 years, with 40 years to serve in custody

Antifreeze even if consumed in tiny quantities is extremely toxic and can result in drowsiness, vomiting, kidney damage and death. The child's mother declined to make a statement following Jack's sentencing, but the little girl is said to be doing fine.


Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13306305/Georgia-father-sentenced-prison-poisoning-infant-baby-daughter-breastmilk.html

Harddiskng:
Everyone in the world is sure except you

https://www.forbes.com/sites/pauliddon/2024/04/14/an-israeli-strike-on-iran-wouldnt-be-first-time-israel-attacked-iranian-soil/?sh=4485bf8c2b8f

pocohantas:
There is no social network required to meet men over 6ft in Nigeria. It is height we are talking of, not doctors, engineers or accountants.




The above is an excerpt from your post. So I read and understood you clearly, Mr Well-Travelled. If you know any social network filled with men and woman over 6ft in NIGERIA, please drop it. After all you deal with FACTS.

pocohantas:
You don't need any inner circle of influence to meet tall men of over 6ft. Which one is influence here again? Na everything una go tie to influence in this country? Are all the influential men in Nigeria over 6ft? Except you are referring to basketballers. That is the only inner circle that is full of tall men.

I know tall guys of over 6ft exist. I never said they don't. I said they are not many.

FreeStuffsNG:
Now you get my point when I stated that the cue was in that Punch report. Apart from his love for knowledge, he was brilliant, diligent, upright, generous and had a great mentor in late Chief Folawiyo who held him by the hand and mentored him. You may please read up about Baba Folawiyo too. Nice one by you. Thank you for sharing.

pocohantas:
I am glad I am not up to 6ft. You will think there are many tall men until you are a fairly tall woman. That is when you will know 6ft+ men are not many.

5'8 to 5'11 is fine. 6ft highest.

Else you will most likely end up with a 5'8 man and be bending like rubber band in pictures with your man. You won't have mind to rock heels with reckless abandon. And na like this them go snap you and your husband put online. They will na say you married him for money. God abeg o.

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian man left speechless after spotting this amazing couple

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-sc_f2r2a0

Klass99:
When I first felt the desire to be child free and not have children I was in my 20s. Several people told me the feeling would change or I would change my mind as time goes by.

As the years went by my desire didn't wane neither did my mind change. The desire only grew stronger and my mind more convinced that motherhood is not for me.

I have no regrets so far and I don't see myself regretting the choice. Home ownership and companionship with a good man, matter to me more than biological children do.

Bade007:
The naira strengthened against major currencies on Monday the greenback saw an increased safe-haven demand, in the wake of an Iranian strike on Israel, putting it at more than five-month highs.


Naira breaks key resistance
Goldman Sachs projection became a reality when the local currency exchanged at below N1000 at some segments of the parallel market as of late Sunday.

The American investment bank’s economists stated that the Naira’s bullish momentum on the foreign exchange market will likely cause it to trade for less than N1,000 per US dollar in the coming months.

The tier 1 investment bank claimed that the rally in Nigerian currency helped recover from large losses after two devaluations since last June by being bolstered by capital inflows and successive interest rate hikes.

Recall in March, Goldman Sachs earlier projected that the Naira would appreciate to N1,200 per Dollar in 2024. The top bank has implemented several policy initiatives in recent months to bring stability to the foreign exchange market.

The CBN increased interest rates to 24.75% at the most recent meeting of the Monetary Policy Committee (MPC), which helped it recover losses from the two devaluations that occurred since June of last year.

Further gains for the naira result from the CBN’s ongoing intervention, which involves selling foreign exchange to Bureau De Change operators at a revised rate.

The market anticipates higher inflows of US dollars from the sale of foreign currency bonds in the second quarter as revealed by Finance Minister Wale Edun. This came when the government offered high-yield short-term debt products at a premium to entice overseas capital into the economy.
Nigeria’s gross foreign reserves have decreased despite a persistent increase in the world commodities market. The Middle East’s geopolitical unrest and the anticipation of an Iranian government strike on Israel caused oil prices to soar.

Crude oil prices have risen beyond $90, and Nigerian grades are trading at a premium to the ICE Brent benchmark despite a drop in production volume that had a detrimental effect on fiscal performance.

Fears over rates have sent the dollar to a five-and-a-half-month high
Israel and Iran conflict bolstered the dollar index as it steadied in London trade after surging to 5-½ month highs on Friday. Demand for haven after Iran’s massive missile and drone strike against Israel strengthened the US dollar.

https://nairametrics.com/2024/04/15/naira-opens-shop-below-n1000-against-dollar-at-some-segments-of-black-market/

Truths9ja:
What happened to Bobrisky is the reason I left Nigeria — U.S.-based Nigerian lesbian bemoans.

"This thing happening to Bobrisky is exactly why I left Nigeria. If you are different in Nigeria, your life is not safe" — Lady says


📹: that_dada_girl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syqY4HPKX3E?si=qisTUOhX4H51LHKC

GistMedia0:
The update comes shortly after a separate high ranking royal insider told In Touch that Charles is not only battling pancreatic cancer – a timely update given that he did not share what kind of cancer he was diagnosed with – but has a mere two years to live.

“King Charles is much sicker than the palace lets on and simply isn’t up to the job of running his fractious family, the crown’s business interests and fulfilling the daily duties of the monarchy,” the member of the royal inner circle revealed in early March. “His cancer is eating him alive. He’s very frail. The situation is desperate.”

Royal watchers have begun to witness his decline, too. Though he will be stepping out on Easter Sunday for a service at Windsor, the king is missing from the royal calendar for the foreseeable future, instead relying heavily on his sister, Princess Anne, to do the work of the royal family. While many would have assumed his heir, Prince William, would be stepping up to the plate, he too is missing from the royal schedule due to Princess Kate Middleton’s own cancer diagnosis and treatment.


https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/king-charles-funeral-plans-unveiled-131200834.html

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!

FIRST of all, nymphomania is not something that you catch like the flu. it is a mental disorder... it is all about satisfaction, and nymphomaniac LOVE sex to an extreme and want it all the time.

SECOND you CANNOT cure nymphomania, you can only manage to live with it for the rest of your life.

THIRD as much as only women are called Nymphos, there are just as much (if not more) male nymphos out there.

FOURTH there is a HUGE difference between a hoe and a nympho.... one is sick, the other is just cheap!

FIFTH the reason so many people look down on these women is because, since we men cant satisfy their urges (obviously), they go on to try to satisfy their urges with someone/something else...thus making us men look incompetent (not understanding that the issue is not with us)

LAST BUT NOT LEAST as much as many men would say they can handle a nympho, the reality is that she will always beat you to it, unless you have the same mental disorder yourself.

okoroemeka:
there is a limit to every thing,if a man works 8-4pm and comes home to do 2-3 rounds of sex I think it is too much for the poor man to bear but if a nympho is matched with a male sex freak then that's no problem, I barely managed a 4 month relationship with a nympho and realized I cannot meet up with 3 rounds daily,I lost weight,my dick was battered and bruised and my kneecap was almost gone,I have to run for dear life,any slight thing can set her off and be ready because she will need it ,it is mind boggling how someone can have such a huge appetite for sex ,even after an exhausting morning, afternoon,night sex,she will still use her fingers to masturbate her pvssy to to limits of pvssy endurance,simply incredible.

davien:
I know a lady like this and I know for a fact she fvrks 6 dudes a day or at least a week, unknowingly dated her and discovered her secret, she acts like a church girl but when you corner her and start the do she behaves like a dog, I had to run for my life. After doing you those nymphos can sometimes act like you're enough and hit them well but they can go to your neighbor or even your brother for more knacks.

iLegendd:
Because that is when bad people and even good people make the biggest bulk of money.

1. Stock / crypto market will crash and prepared people will buy low and when the war is over, the market will bounce and they'll sell high

2. Weapon manufacturers increase the prices of their weapons and every country will be ready to buy manufactured ones or the raw material needed no matter the price to defend themselves

3. Sickness from war will start and the pharmaceutical industry will enter their labs to fabricate medicine and sell it to different countries at high price

4. Religious people feel fulfiled when the group or country they support wins despite the level of casualty involved to attain that victory — it's a thing of pride — victory at last

5. Women that always scream equality would all be dead at war front because they thought they could do whatever a man can do. With this, we'll have more sensible women left since the arrogant feminists that went to war are all dead or rxped to death. The keyboard feminist warriors won't partake in the war. Their feminism is only "word of mouth" with their keypads 😂

6. Those people that are into agriculture will become the richest since food will be the most expensive and scarce thing during war. We'll all realize agriculture is better than PhD

7. Poor men and rich men will all be on the same level, which is: God, please save me and my family in this war. Don't allow any bomb to hit our hideout.

8. Cultism, próstitution, reckless lifestyle, etc. will stop because being alive is the only goal, not pleasure or rascality. People will control their birth rate during the war to reduce liability and number of people to fend for.

9. All the LGBTQ groups that act like imbe and the men that act girly will all man-up. You won't hear a single LGtv protest, equality protest, etc.

10. People will become more creative and new things will be invented since necessity is the mother

Na too much peace of mind dey make humans lack wetin to engage themselves with, so, they choose promoting things God forbid like gay-ism, les, trans, etc.

With war, these rubbish will become too insignificant and those groups will shut up.

11. And many more.

So, war has advantages and also disadvantages. Let's leave the disadvantages for another day.

duro4chang:
Erelu Funmi Rotiba

OSUN ARE YOU TRUELY THE FIRST MAKER OF AMALA?

Ladies and Gentlemen, from extensive and empirical research, it has been established that Amala and gbegiri are 100% Yoruba food. Amala was first prepared by Aduke agbedegbeyo omo onile ire, opomoja ilekan omo yakooyo , omo alokolaro of abule onipaki in Atakumosa local government in Osun state in 1052 in the days when Sango was the alaafin of Oyo and Oya was his wife. That was the very year Sango spat fire for the first time.

Gbegiri on the other hand was first prepared by Anike onibudo omo ajanlekoko, omo igi tin wo loko tin pa ara ile, omo Aja tin jin, tin pa ero ona. Omo Ajanaku tii mi igbo kiji kiji. She prepared gbegiri for the first time in 1156 at Tonkere village in Ibadan west local government Of Oyo state. That was the time Timi agbale olofa ina, okunrin bi okuta was the timi of Ede and his conflict with Gbonkaa of Oyo empire was at its peak.

The first portion of gbegiri was tasted by Alabi abolonjeku omo buje budanu of molete in ibadan . You guessed right. Abolonjeku happens to be one of the fore fathers of Adedibu the exponent of Amala politics. It was Abolonjeku of Molete that first combined the two when he visited Tonkere on one of his culinary related visits across the Oyo empire in 1156.

I had to go through this much pain to explain this before one inbred Rhesus Monkey abi Spectacle-wearing Orangutan will come on CNN to say that this yoruba specialty food originated in Futa-Jalon and was introduced to the Yoruba's by a white missionary woman and that the best version is made in Botswana.

Omo iya mi, e maa jamala lo . Ko sewu!
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iamliwake:
Amala was first prepared by Aduke agbedegbeyo omo onile ire, opomoja ilekan omo yakooyo , omo alokolaro of abule onipaki in Atakumosa local government in Osun state in 1052 in the days when Sango was the alaafin of Oyo and Oya was his wife. That was the very year Sango spat fire for the first time.

IhateYouMan:
The Israeli military says 99% of the missiles and drones fired by Iran overnight were intercepted without hitting their targets. Iran said the assault was in response to a deadly attack on an Iranian diplomatic compound in Syria two weeks ago. Where this goes next from here depends in large part on how Israel decides to respond to last night's attack.

Countries in the region and elsewhere, including those that deeply dislike the Iranian regime, have urged restraint.

Iran's position is along the lines of: "Account settled, that is the end of the matter, do not hit back at us or we will mount a much stronger attack against you that you will not be able to ward off."

But, Israel has already vowed "a significant response" and its government has often been called one of the most hardline in Israeli history.

It responded to the murderous Hamas-led attacks of 7 October on southern Israel within hours and then spent the next six months battering the Gaza Strip.

Israel's war cabinet is unlikely to leave this direct attack from Iran unanswered, however calibrated and limited its effect has been on the ground.

So what are Israel's options?
It could listen to its neighbours in the region and exercise what is known as "strategic patience", holding off from responding in kind and instead continuing to target Iran's proxy allies in the region such as Hezbollah in Lebanon or military supply sites in Syria, as it has been doing for years.

Israel could retaliate with a series of similar, carefully calibrated, long-range missile strikes, targeting only those missile bases from which Iran launched last night's attack.

That would still be seen by Iran as an escalation, since it would be the first time Israel had attacked Iran directly, as opposed to hitting its proxy militias around the region. Or, Israel could choose to climb one more rung up the escalatory ladder, by broadening its possible response to include bases, training camps and command-and-control centres belonging to Iran's powerful Revolutionary Guards Corps - the IRGC. Either of the latter two options risk prompting further retaliation by Iran.

The key question here is whether this all drags in the US, leading to a full-scale shooting war between Iran and US forces in the region.

The US has military facilities in all six of the Gulf Arab states, as well as in Syria, Iraq and Jordan.
These could all become targets for Iran's massive stockpile of ballistic and other missiles that it has managed to build up over the years, despite international sanctions.

Iran could also do something it has long threatened to do if attacked: it could try to close the strategically vital Strait of Hormuz, using mines, drones and fast attack craft, choking off nearly a quarter of the world's oil supplies.

This is the nightmare scenario, dragging in the US and the Gulf states into a region-wide war, which many governments are now working around the clock to avoid.

yommen:
2 time failure of a governor?

Anyway, I will not be tired of reposting this link. Anambra people complained of him bitterly even after he already spent 6 years as a governor.
How he is now the perfect candidate I don't understand.


https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing

QuotaSystem:
Nigerians are too bright to fall for these weak antics & amateur gaslighting.

These guys will do anything to avoid being politically responsible for their hateful, disrespectful, provocative & arrogant behavior.

They want to be allowed to insult, utter derogatory remarks and disrespect the culture and religion of other Nigerians (esp. northerners & yorubas), yet still get their precious votes 🤡

Never happening in your wildest beerfraudian dreams, especially not for an indisputably incompetent, third class, mediocre ipob apologist without track record.

You either shape up or ship out.