₦airaland Forum

kingDELE:
dumbness dey disturb yuh.

Typical docile Nigerian.

AbuadStudent:
Bros, Nobody cares about your opinion. I am a Nigerian, I am not docile, my taste for music is not wack. My kind of music is not fit for thugs only. Please leave all these trash you're spitting for LAWMA. Stop generalizing and try to use your sense.

Good for you bro. You did care about my opinion, reason you are quoting me. Try listening to Sam smith or Ed Sheeran or even this Nigerian - Asa, in comparison with these peeps listed here, come back and tell me if your taste of music is still not wack

airmark:
You didnt know them for real, yet you called them noisemakers because you listened to noises 5 years ago ? Because some Nigerians are scammers, will it be right for a foreigner to call you a thief when you haven't stolen from him ? I don't think that's fair and brilliant. Kiss Daniel for sure is not a noise maker.

You go through a friend's playlist on his phone, you embarrassingly stumble on these noises. You are tempted to ask who make those noises - Nigerians. It's so sickening and heartbreaking bro

joncom:
Your type claim to eat bread and tea in the morning and vomit "Eba" afterwards.

Different strokes for different folks. Very soon you'll tell me, these Lagos dudes - Olamide/Davido/wizkid and the likes make good music. I won't argue with you though. Of course, you dont need talent to make music in Nigeria. You need connection

joncom:
Must we like your kind of music? The time you wasted in commenting should have been enough to create your own ALBUM tread. Naija always forming too know.

Each to his own bro. It's not a matter of too know. Nigerians are docile, you can sell poo to most Nigerians. Nigerian taste for music is wack. Ask the radio/tv stations, they will enlighten you. They just have to air these noises all for their pocket. It's business for them. Our kind of music is fit for street thugs

airmark:
Never knew kiss Daniel makes noise too in his songs, until I read your post.

I dont even know these guys for real. I dont follow Nigerian pseudo-music. I stopped watching MTV base and other local music channels over 5years ago because of playing Nigerian noises in the name of entertainment.

I consciously came here expecting to see Interesting songs albums. The listed peeps are they really musicians or noise makers? Nigerians are wasting precious time pretending that there's music in Nigeria. That era had far gone

Op, the way I see the list, should have been "most highly anticipated noises in 2016"

I have so much respect for this couple. They are epitome of who a celeb, model should be. God bless them and their youngsters wannabe

Who is Olamide? Why is he a problem to the society?

Of course, you pay for your drinks. A wise babe will always go on a date pocket loaded and ready in case you don't like the guy's social mien, you call his bluff.

This shows the babe digs gold, funny she digs herself too

Rapmoney:
Look for threads that suit your mates and comment! You must not comment on every thread!!!

Roger that!!

Rapmoney:
Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes come with certain pains and deprivations! . Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better to be experienced than for you to be told If you still think only ladies share from it, you are on a long thing!

1) When you go to the market to buy foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a bachelor and some would want to use that as an opportunity to make abnormal profits off you, especially, when you don't have a regular customer you buy from! If na for me, market fall press them because I sabi price well well o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for 150Naira!!! . Na joke I dey o!

2) You close from work after a hard day's job, feeling tired and weak but you still have to prepare what to eat...unless you want to settle for junk foods such as Akara and bread or bread and fanta (Truckman's sandwich)

3) You open your facebook page and it seems everyone you knew out there back in school is getting married! You just feel like uploading your marriage pics too!

4) You are having a swell time in the office and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a joke of you being a 'Manchelor' without realizing the mental effect of it. What do you do? You laugh it off...apply humour!

5) Family people are sharing things and they give you a small portion...before you make an attempt to complain, someone stands up to remind you that you are not married yet, that those that got bigger portions are family men.

6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don't have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to ask you: 'You dor marry?' 'Do you have kids you feed?' 'Wetin you dey use money dey do?' See me see problem o! So I don't have personal expenses because I am not married?

7) They inaugurate a committee in your company and they give the key roles to the married folks who are less competent than you! Why? The management think they are more responsible Error!!!

8. When you are very free and open, neighbours, especially, the female ones, take advantage. They enter your crib at random, open your freezer and help themselves with beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?

9) Sometimes when you do business with married folks, they want to take advantage of it as they feel they need more money than you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni, stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born children?

10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know that can make good wives. When some see you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell you, 'Dis one fit you o! Marry am na'!!! Without even knowing who she is. So e mean say me no get eyes and mind of my own again?

2016...Lips sealed!!!

Trash! Stereotypical. This is 21 century. Low self esteem would make a single guy feel what you wrote ^. Who cares? Marriage is a scam

EternalTruths:
Obey court orders

Pride goes before a fall. Living within the confine of the constitution will serve you from the court. First thing first, not last thing first

EternalTruths:
If you want a dictatorial Nigerian State, we the wise and free people of SE/SS would never accept such.

It is better we practice " Oh Israel to your tent " than accept such system of governance.

You really think the present government is dictatorial? Is it because despicable leaders are detained for abused of office? What could have been the reason for your thought sir? You may wish to share.

Methinks, a few SEners/SSners are disconnected from present reality, and still believe it should be business as usual.

bjdon:
It is always interesting to see those who live in a free society advocate for dictatorship. I hope you are aware that in the 'Garden of Eden' that you think North Korea is, the people do not even know what the internet is let alone have access to it. Maybe you should go and live there for 6 months then let's see if your enthusiasm for that kind of govt still shines bright.

Even in the 'Garden of Eden' you mentioned, sane people seem to outnumber the insane, selfish people. But in Nigeria, the reverse is the case. Insane people are the so called rulers, who think nothing but devising ways to bleed the treasury for personal profit. These rulers deserve to be shot in the eye.

My brother, democracy is a charade in Nigeria. We don't need democracy now, else this country will go to the dogs.

onatisi:
it is the court who will decide who goes to jail or not . It is not the dullard from daura who will decide that

There is no justice at the court. The court will always be compromised. The best way to hand out punish and instill fear is adopting Kim Jong-un approach. Nigeria has been ruled by pseudo-PhD holders who are only experienced in personal aggrandizement and unbridled looting of the treasury. It isn't a bad idea giving a dullard a chance, perhaps, his dullness will keep him focused on service and not craving being served.

#TeamLifeImprisonmentToLooters

How does this report make criminal charges on Dasuki and his cohorts go away? Looters MUST be jailed. Grace period had long expired with the immediate past president

otemanuduno:
Okay, I believe you.

Now see the FOOTBALL PROPHECY FOR 2016.

1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the
Champions League back to back for the first
time.
2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to
Barcelona in the UCL.
3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of
PSG.
4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final
despite an easy draw against Dynamo kyev.
5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak in
their first match in January.
6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match in
January.
7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.
8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.
9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.
10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the
top four.
11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two
highest goal scorers in the EPL.
12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.
13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title again.
14. PSG will win the French League.
15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer in
La Liga.
16. Benitez will be sacked before the end of
his tenure in Real Madrid.
17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd but
will not still make top four.
18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter
Final of the UCL.

My submissions to your prediction

1. Barcelona may conquer La Liga, but will not conquer Champions League

2. You are in the spirit

3. False

4. True

5. Likely

6. False. Chelsea's fate for 2015/2016 has been sealed already. Fighting not to be relegated

7. True

8. False

9. True. May likely be the runner up

10. True

11. False

12. False

13. Undecided. Not a Serie A fan

14. True

15. Likely

16. Undecided

17. True

18. False

amiskurie:
1. K.cee
He has limited musical skills,he keeps doing the same thing over and over again.even harrysongs still has better things to sing.

2. D.Banj
He has done great music in the past but seriously,he should focus on koko-garri plants and his other businesses.

3. Dr. Sid.
Ijo kabiesi...lol.he was trying to do another surulere but he miss road,e kon found himself for Sango-ota.

4. Inyanya
Yes,because he slowed down for reasons I don't know.he became boring and not taken seriously by people anymore.

5 JJC
Artists be like... "a cum back."

6 KSB
hahaha,jungle don mature.... It's 2016.
Kennis music can't force fake musicians on us any longer,that was then.

7. Jwon
Hmmm,another man from the same ol clan.this guy should invest in other business before he spent all he ever made from music.

8. Ice prince
Yes,tell him to stop.if he asked why...tell him everybody now hates ice-prince.

9. Olamide
Make noise in the name of making music

10. Wizkid
Make noise in the name of making music

11. Davido
Make noise in the name of making music

Name yours,nairalanders.

...and all other noise-makers in the name of making music. I wonder why people claim there is music in Nigeria. That era had long gone. Thank God am not a fan of Nigerian music. #TeamGoodMusic

That's the ephemeral of material things. They are not passports to happiness. Even our life is not guaranteed the next minutes, the reason we must live as if there is no next minutes.

The owner must have planned his outing tomorrow, cruising around town with bitches (if he's randy), but here we are. Tomorrow never comes for his car

The world is full of sick peeps. God to the rescue.

bronzegoddess:
Why now?!!!! Never seen such before. now its gonna end up in someone's pot.


Is that what oyinbo people call coyote?

It's a mongoose. Bush dog (Speothos) looks like bear

adeaks:
When did it become a crime for someone to bury charm in front of his church. This is about individual religious beliefs. If you believe the pastor is occultic, then avoid his church while warning others to do likewise.

Now that he has been arrested, what crime will he be charged for and under which law?

If it's confirmed that he buried a live animal, he would be charged for animal abuse and (animal man slaughter)

praxs:
i have the softcopy, too bulky couldnt read it coz of time

Compress to Portable Document Format and share. I am interested in a copy. Sent u email

Op, you missed a very obvious practice.

Tithing: Annuled/Cancelled when the Levitical Priesthood was Annuled, and the Priesthood of Jesus was installed to save mankind

jrerico1:
5) Trimming your beard:

leviticus 19:27
"Neither shalt though Mar the corners of thy beard"

Mehn, I have never come across or heard of this very law. If it's still tenable, I have broken it with deep regret. My sideburns are well carved out

NL Mods need a change of attitude and modus operandi as their new year resolutions.

The kind of topics they push to mess up the front page are appalling

Gruvychuky:
I'm in a bus but I'm on a bike. you can't on a bus.

LOL...bae you are somewhat wrong. I know it's a common usage in Lagos, even among seeming graduates. Let me explain: Applying the rule 'on for public transport', 'in for a private transport' -

When you travel by bus you sit on the bus. Same with a plane, boat and train. I'd use "on" to indicate that I am currently a passenger on a bus/train/plane

on the bus = travelling by bus. In the/a bus = location inside the bus.

It's safe to say, I am on a bus. I am in my car

WRONG: I am in a Bus

RIGHT: I am on a Bus

WRONG: I have BEING there

RIGHT: I have BEEN there

Islam as a religion is the most difficult to understand. How could all these nations carry placards and write all sort of funny things just because a disdained in a great country - Nigeria has been arrested? Which other religion with sense of morality as core value support an obvious national deviant? I am still questioning the tenets of this religion until I find answers

tHE Pic is photoshopped. The Op wanted attention to his blog

centvin008:
Oil Related Revenues 820 billion Naira
Non-oil Revenues 1.45 trillion Naira
 
Education 369.6 billion Naira
Defence 294.5 billion Naira

It gladens my heart to know that Education budget is more than defence. Expect a huge improvement in our educational system. At the end of the day, government schools will still be the front-burner of self reliance and development through training. I am positive.

Come to think of it, investment in non-oil sector will be more profitable to this country. You'll agree with me comparing revenues coming from oil and non-oil sectors respectively. The future is brighter