₦airaland Forum

collagiatepaper:
Those clowns are just making up stories just to feel good. Who doesn't know that Lagos has the worst form of motorpark park thuggery, tout, etc. That's why the yoruba nomenclature "agbero" is almost a universal word

This is not a tribal war or banter bro. Lagos and south west have their issues. Let’s leave that for now and focus on the thread title and the op’s experience.
I visit Onitsha as I have relatives there but if I have my way, I will evacuate everyone there....then come back with a thousand bulldozers, reduce the city to debris, sweep it clean then restart again to build with plans and new laws.

It’s insane in Onitsha. I’m speaking as nwafor and nwa Onye Igbo. Onitsha is the gateway of south east. Major reconstructions and orientation need to be forced into the city.

pheelhip:
I have experienced this before, 2019 when i was going to Ebonyi for my service year, decided to take a bus to Enugu and take Afikpo from there as directed. Exact thing happened to me and two other guys, i even paid 3thrice normal fee to enugu, i no sabi anything then, i just paid but my luck was that i and those guys filled up the bus, they settled the driver and we left there immediately. The persangers said theyve been seated in the bus for almost 3hrs, none couldn't get done because of the fear of being rubbed by these guys. They hijacked the bus too and brought the driver to the corner where the evil was perpetrated.

Meanwhile people were there but they all minded their business. It was such a bitter experience for a first time east traveller like me. I learnt the hard way actually.

You were there as a graduate but you couldn’t spell the word ‘passenger’ correctly and you don’t know the difference between rub and rob??

Fahdiga:
Effect of kidnapping kanu. This tiny legged Kenyans will continue to be dying mysteriously until they go extinct. Uhuru Kenyatta might be the next to kick the bucket who knows

You need to stop this madness mister. Are you not ashamed of typing and posting the above nonsense.
What has this got to do with Kanu?

You need to take a break from social media. You are one of the reasons idiots and all manner of people come online to post offensive comments about Igbos.

I doubt if you are an Igbo man.

Osibanjo is holding an umbrella up to prevent himself getting soaked in the rain and this is news and a sign of ‘humility’??

Isn’t this thread title silly and patronising?

He sha gave me my 300, i came down but suddenly heard twai on my cheek and it’s this conductor giving me a sound slap as the bus drove by.

SaveMeFromCult:
Even if you'll later apologise, tonight I will put you prayers for calling me a begger.

Who have seen life, will not say what you just said. I promise you, I will hand you over to my God tonight. That's all what I can say to you.

You are threatening him instead venting your anger on the ‘boys’ that are forcing you out of the hood.
Ask your God to deal with your tormentors.

Get one or two of the boys, sit down with them, buy them drinks if you can and ask them to chill...Don’t you have friends if I may ask.

History has it that the Emir of Daura's stool has been in existence for over 2000 years and is the prime leader of the Hausa Bokwai comprising the seven hausa senior brothers namely Daura, Katsina, Kano, Hadeja, Zazzau, Gobir, Rano and the seven junior brothers namely Zamfara, Kebbi, Yawuri, Gwari, Kwarafa, Yoruba and Nupe.

Can someone pls explain this.

NGpatriot:
That's what influencers do, nothing special and there's nothing to understand.

Google his name, you'll see influencer next to his name, that's something you need to understand.

He's a common social media influencer like Bobrisky..

Of all the people to equate him to, it was bobrisky that came to your mind?

I was sceptical of him till I saw his diary where he stated his plans to visit the Eri King and Igbo Jews.

I don’t practice Judaism, haven’t physically met any Igbo man who does but I think this man’s intentions are genuine and I think he means well for the people he wanted to connect with.

I wish him well.

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Sleyk:
Read the post again.....while Lt Cdr MI Madume (NN/2938) was withdrawn for stealing the sum of N250,000.

It seems like JTF.

NN....Nigeria Navy.

Virus99:
Fake news.

There's no rank in the Army with "Lieutenant Commander".

Both men were dismissed by the Nigeria military....Not Nigeria Army.

Lieutenant commander is a rank in the navy.

Broveens42:
Continue deceiving yourself. For the fact say en come here, he must have payed for flight tickets, hotel bills etc. The art will also be of economic benefit locally for pilgrimage.

Let me ask you. How are you sure you are even visiting the real Israel in middle East for pilgrimage. Where you go and throw millions of dollars? Lol

You are confused. When you are sober or at least thinking with a fraction of your brain, quote me.

Jerusalem scribe is an art studio and what this man brought to the Eri King was just a piece of art work. It is not a 200 years old Sefer Torah.
It should be appreciated for the artwork that it is and nothing more.

Everyone can buy their art work and display in their homes.

Igbos should not allow themselves to be fooled by anyone.
This is just a present to the Eze Eri. That was just a piece of art...hear me all. It’s just a RE-CREATION of the original thing. I believe this man in question would be the artist and the owner of Jerusalem Scribe which is an art studio in Jerusalem.

He might be an opportunist cashing in on the latest troubles involving Kanu and IPOB. A100 year old Sefer wouldn’t just leave Israel like that and it would be just this young man that would be transporting it.

IPOB wake up and stop allowing dodgy foreigners to deceive you guys. Few years ago, there was this Turkish man that was shouting Biafra and had Biafran flag in his office...Now this..

This man recreates old Jewish treasures...it’s just like some sculptor recreating the Ikenga or Igboukwu Bronze.

What he brought to Nigeria is fake.

rottennaija:
It seems you are not serious. Those who are, they know how to get it

I am serious sir. I won’t attack police or military though to snatch their rifles....Get the arms and ammo. I’ll get a few boys. Leave the training to me.

Get the equipment and I’ll do the job.

rottennaija:
You don't know where Arms are? Why do you need someone to give it to you? Go get it.

No I don’t know. If I knew, I’ll fish out those who use their uniforms to commit atrocities against unarmed and innocent people and make them go through the evil they put people through.

FreeIgbos:
Reno is a complete idiot!
I have always known him as a vain opportunist that likes using every given chance to remain relevant.

Reno has the right to air his opinion and I can inform you that lots of Igbos share his views about Kanu.
Let’s be objective. I don’t think Reno is jealous of Kanu. Why would he be? Reno shared a lot of sentiments held by lots of non Igbos and especially the so called minority ethnic groups from the southern part of Nigeria. Those views could be addressed without calling him names like saboteur or the usual Fulani slave.

Communication is the key factor here. We Igbos should build bridges not burn and destroy them. Let’s us not all adopt the usual IPOB way of responding to criticisms.

Reno has aired his view. Kperoggi has as well. Wise people should approach these opinions with unbiased and positive minds...take those criticisms on board and act on them. No one is infallible including Kanu. I love him to bits but he can be irritating and very rude.

We Igbos should start to appreciate and take criticisms with open mind.

Reno and Kperoggi are not jealous of Igbos or Kanu. They are not Igbo haters as well.

If you are looking for an enemy of Igbos, they are three in number.

Fulanis
Buhari
Joe Igbokwe.

Give me an arm, I will fight those three any day, any time.

Tanko Yakassai is a biased and corrupt man.
Nnamdi Kanu didn’t jump bail. He escaped from murderers sent by the government to sate his life.

Btw, Interpol isn’t Internal police organisation.

International Criminal Police Organisation (ICPO) is normally abbreviated Interpol.

Kanu is stubborn and can be very annoying but Tanko and his northern friends are all corrupt. Phuck them all.

SportsHD:
Cryptocurrency
or
Clitocurrency

Crypto...has been down for several weeks and months now. It might be the second option...

Fortune rains on Naija actresses while misfortune drains their male colleagues except the likes of bob the risky guy.

Vinnie2000:
They are Sexy, Bro!!
Na you dey Attach Bad meanings to the word..
How can you Tell me Dat 'Six Packs Master' Cristiano Ronaldo is not a Sexy Guy??

Doesn't his body Image look Attractive to You??
Maybe I should attach his Bare body picx on dis comment!!..

Ladies find Nicki Minaj, Beyonce, Tiwa Savage Sexy, Why can't Guys find Television Guys as sexy??
It's just ur mentality!! Change it Plss..

It’s also your mentality bro. Ladies also kiss each other on the cheeks, they also give each other lots of hugs and cuddles, they also call each other ‘love, sweetheart’ and other terms of endearment.

I had six packs like Dbanj but taller and more muscler than him. If a man call me sexy, I won’t find it funny.

Ronaldo look fit to me. I wouldn’t describe him as sexy.

GreatSuccess:
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Enwere m A1 n'asụsụ Igbo na nsonaazụ WAEC m.

Nke a bụ nọmba ekwentị m: 08063312070.

Daalụ...

I think this would’ve been a much better translation of you had used better word for bandit.

I like the ‘udo ga adigide’....lasting peace translation.

1Alex:
not well translated. I give you 5/10

Nwanne, imaghi ihe I na ako.

Bandit...Ekperima/Osochiegbu

There are better words for usurp in that sentence....sabotage, frustrate..

So what’s not well translated or how is it not well translated?

Vinnie2000:
My Brother..
It's possible..
You can look@a Guy, and Say wow 'Dat Guy is Sexy'..
It does not make you Gay or weird!!
Just dat some Nigerians reason things Anyhow..
Personally, I find the Following Guys, Sexy Guys..
*D'Banj
*Cristiano Ronaldo
*Ramsey Nouah
*David Beckham..
These Guys are 35 or 40+ But They are still Trimmed and Sexy..They still maintain dier Six Packs!!.

The people you mentioned look fit and could motivate other guys to hit the gyms or start physical fitness programs. They are not sexy.

They are fit not sexy. If you find them sexy.....na you sabi.

Youngvegetable:
Help family. I have a child, a 5 year old boy who grew up with his mum. We were much younger when we had the child.

Until recently, she brought my child to me, she traveled to Ghana and married. I don't have a problem with that tho. My problem is with my son. He is too gentlemanly for my like. I don't even know if gentlemanly is the right term.

Dude is too timid for my liking. He looks exactly like me and all that but his behaviors are just not what I was when I was his age. He is too timid, kind and lenient. Please what could I do to toughen him up apart of beating. I need a my child. Imagine one small boy was dragging the biscuit I bought for him and he still have the boy and still give him water. It was the strangest thing I have seen in a while. Where the hell did he get that leniency and kindness from? I was never like this

How can you even think of beating him to ‘roughen’ him up??
Leave the poor boy alone. He is a gentle soul. Let him socialise with other kids his age. He will learn.

DoggoneDogg:
Males opening threads to drool over a fellow man as sexy and having monikers like pweetiedude are gays

Disgusting!

Disgusting and very disappointing.

Pweetiedude:
The dude is a definition of sexiness.

How does a fellow man find another man sexy

I’m confused.

lereinter:
What are the things you don't pay for in nigeria

And stop comparing shit

Why would anyone leave Nigeria to travel to countries like Cyprus, Malta, Greece for greener pasture?? That’s insane.

You only visit those places for tourist reasons.
Abroad to me means US, Uk, Canada then France and Germany if you can overcome the linguistic barriers.

I went to Athens and I was filled with sadness seeing many Nigerians jobless and frustrated.
You’d see them at Syntagma square with drums.
Those are beautiful places if you are a tourist. Lots of archeological sites to visit and learn but never places for the average Nigerian to emigrate to.

Leaving Nigeria has been the best decision ever in my life.

NorthRules9ja:
Liar i travel every year to overseas…stop your hate against us

Average Muslim northerner depends on government job and stipend.

It’s different with the educated Christian northerners from southern kaduna, Yobe etc.
The northern Muslims you’d see in Europe, US, Canada etc are politicians and their wives and children...even at that, they keep to themselves.

FoolishBoy419:
Igbos are more educated but I highly doubt they are smarter, tribalism aside. There's no amount of hatred that can make Fulanis believe a whole president was cloned, or that a person like Namdi Kanu could hold meetings with Trump, sign deals with Mossad, and so on.

To me, I think they are among the least intelligent in the country

Those opinions was propagated by Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB. These are just a tiny fraction of Igbos.

Igbos don’t believe that Buhari was cloned of replaced by some Jibril from Sudan.
Those who talk about it do so comically...probably to make a caricature of Buhari.
Real Igbos don’t believe that we came from Israel or have links to Jews.

Hard working Igbos don’t really care about the Trump presidency or believe that Kanu has links or is being supported by Israel.

Taking photos at Jerusalem with a skull cap means nothing to the average Igbo man who is Catholic, Anglican or Pentecostal.

People care more about their daily activities to bother. It’s sad the rumours are being spread by IPOB and I think to some extent some non Igbos who use these to mock us.

QuotaSystem:
Don't let them deceive you.

Fulani are not "most hated in the world".

Are they the ones being targeted for xenophobia in South Africa or profiled and executed for drug crimes in Asian countries?

On the contrary actually. The Fulani are the only ethnic group with FIVE DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED Presidents in Africa so it can even be argued that they're even the most loved. The herdsmen - farmers crisis can never define the Fulanis when the likes of Dangote, BUA etc are spending their billions for African economic and human development.

Fulani equates to incompetence and backwardness, unreliable, difficult to integrate with other ethnicities.

Yes they love power but don’t know what to do with it.
Look at the countries they have ruled and you’ll see lots of negative similarities between these countries.

1Alex:
Now Translate this: "Bandits in some parts of northen Nigeria are trying to usurp the efforts of the government in ensuring lasting peace in the area."

I’ll try...

Ndi ekperima no na ufodu akuku ngbago ugwu Naijiria na acho imebi mbo govumenti na-agba iwete udo na mba ahu.

udemzyudex:
Na only cow you see for that picture?

Try get sense naa you're grown.

I saw cows leaving groundnut pyramids (Kano) but heading towards tubers of yam (Benue) South to cause destruction.