₦airaland Forum

Sirjamo:
That Cartoonist and his fans are all suffering from Wailingdincitis

You are correct. I am one of them.
Enjoy more from him.

Asuquo’s brain should be preserved. He is too good.
I didn’t find this one funny. I’ve seen better cartoons by him.

I thought you were serious. I didn’t know I was quoting a miserable troll.

You created this thread…. You are mischievous and sick.

TheSupleemLeada:
My father is yoruba from ibadan, my mum is Igbo from Ideato North in imo state. I've had an interest in politics from very young age, hopefully someday I'd venture into politics and I'd need a platform to start from, am drawn to the south east because my mother's ties with the region, but considering the political climate of nigeria and requirements for running for office would it be possible to claim my mother's side as state of origin? Need your advice.

Lalasticlala would be great if these gets to front page.

You are a Nigerian and I believe that you can aspire to any office…but when was the last time you visited Ideato? Have you been there before.
Do you belong to any political party? Are you active in politics or just nursing the ambition of being a governor of Imo state simply because your mother was from there?

Have you interacted with people from that part of Nigeria before? Do you understand the cultural and political dynamics of the place? If you love politics, I expect you should’ve been a councillor or local government chairman in your state of origin to start with.

A novice thinking of launching his political career as a governor in an unfamiliar terrain sounds unserious.

I believe you can aspire to any political post as a Nigerian irrespective of your state of origin. Those citing example with the Igbo man in Lagos vying for councillor or house of rep are not being fair. Those people had lived in those places most of their lives, pay taxes and contribute to the development of such places.

NGpatriot:
When the source and google search relates only to ibo sounding names and websites, you know the news is fake.


Next..

Why are you so bitter?? Blame Igbos ana IPOB that Taliban fighters were dancing to Drake’s song?

What’s your beef Igbos?

I tell you what…It would’ve been funnier if one of those men had let out his AK to sync with the ratatata part of that song.

Cheer up and stop being miserable. Igbos are not your problem.

Axel1:
Boss viagra, Vega - 100, Cailis etc has no side effects, I have been taking them for years due to my naturally and extremely high libido. No negative side effects, I sex every blessed day e.g I was with my girl for two weeks straight and in the space of two weeks that I was with her, we had sex on all 14 day's both morning and evenings each. I returned back home yesterday and the urge returned I still sex a prostitute yesterday and maybe today as my sexual urge is so high.... I'm not suffering from erectile disfunction but just using it for a more stronger erection.

On a more serious note, if your libido is high as you claim, you do not need any medication to achieve erection or stronger erection. That’s drug abuse.

You don’t need drugs to support or complement your high libido. You are doing yourself a lot of harm sir. I don’t know how old you are but the habit will cost your dearly if you don’t stop or check it.

If you have high libido, you don’t need any medication to achieve solid hard on. Learn to discipline your mind and body. A few days of abstinence is good for you. As for patronising prostitutes, it’s a path you need to turn away from.

Quit drugs and rid yourself of potential harm to your health and mental wellbeing. Addiction isn’t a nice thing.

Axel1:
I don't take them always Sha, only every two days sometimes 3 day's interval.

I just googled Vega 100mg. It says it’s used for treating erectile dysfunction/Impotence...and you’ve just come back from spending 2 weeks with your girl friend.

When you argued about the drug, the policeman said you should swallow the 4 tablets and see what happen to you.... you and that police man have killed me here

SmartPolician:
It's crystal clear that a vast majority of Afghan people wanted the Taliban government. There's nothing to pretend about it. Whether Muaz Magazi says it or not, the facts remain for all to see. The US just wasted their time and resources for two decades.

The bottom line is that Osama Bin Laden has been killed. The US just needs to keep monitoring the activities of the Taliban government. If they become a threat to our world, the United States will step in and put them where they belong again.

Majority of Afghans would disagree with your first line. The scene at Kabul airport few days ago and the suicidal attempt to escape confirms this.

It’s very much like saying that business men at Onitsha and Nnewi observed sit at home because they love and want IPOB and Biafra.
When there is lack of trust and confidence on the supposed legitimate government and the the recognised security apparatus to protect lives and properties, people would tend to comply and ally with whoever they fear most or thought would offer any alternative no matter how suspicious that alternative is.

There is no better time for the US and it’s allies to leave than now. The US has overstayed it’s welcome. The have engaged with, dismantled and neutralised the likes of hardened muhajadeens like Mulla Omar and his likes. That was the primary objective...to make a statement. They did that...one of the mistakes was undermining the cultural and tribal dynamics of the Afghans...just like that happened in Libya...and then the arrogance and stubbornness in assuming that imposing a western styled type of government is best for the country then underestimating the resilience of the fighters, their sympathisers and influence of countries like Pakistan whose Pashtun tribes overlaps with Afghanistan much the same way Northern Nigeria and Niger share cultures or the Yorubas of Nigeria and Benin rep. The loyalty of the Pashtun can be likened to that of the Fulanis. Us found out too late.

Supporting the clueless and corrupt Ashraj Ghani was like a white elephant project that would eventually collapse like Rochas Okorocha’s projects.

Biden did the right thing. He would take lots of stick but one day Republicans and the rest of the world would look back and celebrate him for this decision.

authority2006:
What do you guys even take marriages for? Do you guys even understand emotional trauma at all? So, you think finding your lovely wife on your bed with another woman is some kind of games? Where would you even begin? That she betrayed you? That it took place in your home and on your bed? That she was bisexual?
I'm sure that even your daddy wouldn't have joined if he had found himself in that situation. No apology.
Lol

What has my daddy got to do with this? Have I insulted or disrespected you? Is this man and his wife related to you in any way?

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Righteousness2:
A Married woman with her mistress on her matrimonial bed.
See how Great Confusion in a Home leads to unnecessary deaths.
The Worse of all these is to Die in sin and acts which is abominable and Wickedness Befor GOD.
Guys, Heaven and Hell are so real ooo, Behave!

Silly man... . He should have joined in the orgy. What a waste.

Two women in bed waiting to harvest his frustrations but he decided to kill them and himself.

What a world

Reno Omokri is an attention seeking, arrogant and mentally unstable nascissist, a quack who doesn’t know what to do with his life.
This is the kind of man Goodluck Jonathan surrounded himself with. I feel sorry for this man.

Jakumo:
This gentleman looks so friendly and peaceful. Who could ever imagine that he was capable of committing crime?

That fragile and non threatening look is actually their greatest strength.
People will overlook them because they don’t look suspicious or dangerous.

Deep down, they are evil.

proeast:
Did you actually believe this concocted tales by moonlight fables? You want to send your naked women to go and fight

No be free pussy be that

I can’t believe he said that. I don’t believe anyone or group of people would do that anyway.

You must be an idiot or deep in some superstitious nonsense to even contemplate exposing your women to your enemies in a battle field.

Crazychris:
It can't stand seeing a naked woman. After we discovered this, everytime ijaw people bring war to us some of our women will go naked and face them and bullets will be able to penetrate them.

You are a either a child and a clown.

Are you making the above up or you really believe that n aked women in a war will make your enemies vulnerable to your weapons??

Reminds me of the Scots in Brave heart movie…The Scots threw their kilts up to show they were true Scotsmen then turned round and exposed their buttocks to the English…The English scattered their Butt cheeks with arrows

What kind of idiots brings n aked women to the battle field for their enemies to see.

You are a clown I swear

Smartjeezy:
My lovely mom. We are from the same family. She was indicted because Hausa/Fulani don't want any Christian or woman to give them orders in the house. Hausa/Fulani hate woman to lead them in anything.

Stop blaming Hausa/Fulani. Accept responsibility. This woman should’ve been minding her beauty/cosmetic business. For someone who got her her law degree in her 60s, It’s a surprised she got that position. She has questionable managerial and political skills and competencies.

If Nigeria was a sane country, the likes of Patricia Ette, what’s the name of the house of reps speaker with very thick lips, people like Rochas, Kalu should all be in prison for a very looooooooong time.

They are all thieves and the reason Nigeria is in such a mess. I’m surprised OBJ supported her. This woman shouldn’t be showing her face.

Modified...The thick lipped speaker is Dimeji Bankole.

bigpriik:
And you think the south can do all these without being independent?
I wonder how una take dey think,one Nigerianist dey shock..

Independence of the south would achieve little if the mindset and orientation of southerners remain the same.
We keep accusing northerners, Fulanis, Boki haram, bandits of dragging us back but we have failed to take responsibility for our actions and connivance in the atrocities committed against us.
Fulanis have access to every nooks and crannies, could destroy farmlands without impunity…some get arrested then get released. Who set them free? Are there no police men from the south working at such stations and establishments??

Fulanis attack local people and when the locals reiterate, they get arrested and some made to ‘disappear’…are there no military men of southern extraction at such units? Why do members of the armed forces from the south overlook these atrocities?

Why do politicians from the South keep mute and take no serious actions against all the perceived injustices?

Amotekun oga patapata is rtd Major General Kunle Togun. I read an interview if this man decrying the invasion of south west by foreign herdsmen and bandits. This man was a former deputy director of SS. I believe him when he said the obvious thing we’ve all known about…but isn’t this man same person implicated in the murder of Dele Giwa under IBB? Isn’t he the same person bragging about knowing more than 99 ways to end people’s lives??

What are our politicians and members of the armed forces doing about the evil which boko haram renamed bandits and their conniving northern politicians are doing against the south?

wink2015:
WHY DO WE LIKE "COPY COPY" IN NIGERIA.

SOWORE STARTED IT AND NOW OTHERS ARE COPYING SOWORE.

Sowore didn’t start anything. Even Sowore was copying someone else.

Maybe they copied Oni of Ife.

Pretty Mike should advise his friend to lose weight. When CVD, diabetes, arthritis and other opportunistic health issues come visiting, even the gods will desert him.

Alhaji ana achuru efi Look at the smile across his face. He had to remove the glasses to see the asset clearly.

Ejirigo mmiri ikpu sielu broda his favourite meal. O rigo kwelu.

Jalobe:
That was how they said the William sisters are yorubas. Abeg, stop all these low life inferiority complex syndrome. E no necessary.

Those are the people generalising and tarring Igbos with the same brush. I watched an interview where someone was asking Venus Williams if she was Nigerian and of a particular Nigerian ethnicity. Same retard would come online to abuse Igbos.

Ndi uchu.

Princedapace:
How is this an igbo thing? Someone saw a news on a newspaper. The blame should be targeted at the news paper, not igbos. Come on.
There have been many times some newspaper reporter news they didn't verify thoroughly.. These things happen. It has nothing to do with a tribe. Come on.

The person you quoted has mental health problem.

Newton85:
Well, I think it's a good thing to have "sleepless nights" over fake news. Only a despicably insecure people make up spurious things to feel good about themselves. [b]Why do you Igbos love doing this? [/b]You've even done it to your own Chimamanda Adichie numerous times. Why did you people lie against Rihanna by claiming she said what she didn't say? Smh.

Why do Igbos love doing this?? You want to know??

You are as insecure and as foolish as the idiot that started the tweet or owned the blog site.

What do Igbos love doing? Who cares about Rihanna’s origin or ethnicity? What does the average Igbo person at Onitsha, Nnewi or Owerri minding his or her business know about Rihanna.
It’s retarded people like you that help to propagate all these viral nonsense.

Shame on you and your kind.

Forgodsgrace:
Forget story,I know JJ okocha”s family very well .His younger sister and elder brother stays in Festac .He bought the houses for them.So okocha is not 48 but nothing less than 53yrd old.

You know his sister and elder brother? What’s the name of that elder brother? So his family told you JJ was 53??

Stop disrespecting people online. There are people here on Nairaland who knew JJ way back when his family was still living at Artisan quarters Enugu, when his dad was still alive, before they moved to mbanefo Street New Haven. There are people here who played football with JJ at National Grammar School Nike Enugu, people who played 5 aside with him at Nnaji Park Enugu.

JJ came to early. was precocious and played football with people 10 years older than him and he dominated and terrorised those people.

Stop worrying about his age cos you know nothing about him. A 16 year old JJ was already bullying 25 year old well established footballers.

Where is Samuel Edozie of Manchester City?

I feel for him, sometimes that asset can turn into a liability.

People like us envy those 1min men.

SLAP44:
Honestly speaking

Ogunlewe is so out of date with reality that he forgot that the Igbo has been giving block votes nationally since 1960 till date. This type of misfiring is the symbol of Nigeria's uselessness as all manners of low thinking people are allowed to showcase their bias openly.

The only light in a big dark circle.

There are many way of issuing a response without using the phrase ‘mouth diarrhoea’.

It sounds like Emma Powerful’s kind of statement.

It seems IPOB and their way of doing things is rubbing off on us.

OyigboUpdate:
Onye habuhara isi

If you claim to be an Igbo man, try and write your Igbo well na...

Correction...

Onye ha gbuwara isi
Onye egbuwara/egbuwala isi.

The cousin should be arrested and questioned for spreading dangerous rumours about this actor and possible suspicion of an innocent person minding his business somewhere.

RIP to mr Okoro. Not nice to speak ill of the dead but I think there’s an intentional or unintentional negligence of personal health.

Obesity comes with a lot of health issues. High BMI isn’t something to brag about. I’ve seen people and I mean well educated people flaunting pot bellies. There is no good sign to hit the gym, cut on the carb and mind the diet than pot belly. It’s alwsys a red flag but in Nigeria, fat tummy and big neck region is celebrated. People who look fit and slim are called ‘hungry and malnourished’.

I think it’s time to go out there and motivate people to take exercises seriously.

uniquetechng:
Wingers are known for their flare and exciting runs on the wings , Ronaldo tried adding a bit of that to his game especially with his step-overs but his quest for goals and more goals killed all that, now he is very boring to watch as he adds nothing to a football match when he is not scoring.

Ronaldo is 4 years off 40years. Many of his mates have packed up and hung their boots and I’m not just talking about out field players but goal keepers as well. Ronaldo has been physically fit and very consistent from his time at Sporting in Portugal, Man United, Real Madrid and now Juventus. He has evolved from a selfish traditional flair, showboating footballer like you expected of most wingers to a very precise efficient and clinical striker.

You expect him to be running along the flank dribbling, nutmegging his way through left backs and defenders like Luis Figo, Anderson and Robinho??

Football evolve sir. If it’s by entertainment and showboating then the greatest footballer ever lived will be Ronaldinho and JJ Okocha.

Ronaldo’s managers would disagree vehemently with what you wrote up there.

AnanseK:
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With the insults and hatred spilled by Igbos even on Nairaland alone, no Northerner will hope for or vote for an Igboman as President Of Nigeria. Not in the next 50 years. The best way forward for Igbos is to peacefully seek for separation.
We are going to support the actualization of Biafra. We are tired.

Any president that refers to Igbos as 5% or dot in a circle deserve no love from Igbos. I have not been insulting Buhari but I’ll start today to insult him till he leaves office.

To hell as well with Igbo presidency. It favours only greedy and efulefu politicians like Rochas and Kalus who wheedle their way on to northern politicians and Abuja for their selfish aims.

The average Igbo man care less about the emergence of an Igbo man as a president. Igbos care about equitable distribution of resources and selflessness which all these politicians lack.

Anago55:
My people (Igbos) has been schemed out again. It's happening all over again,by 2023,APC and PDP will come to the southeast and be shouting vote for us we will complete the second Niger bridge,we will restructure Nigeria,we will release Nnamdi kanu and we will give you Biafra on platter

Nigeria obviously is about to make a big mistake,the silence of the Eastern leaders as regards to the presidency should be a thing of worry to every discerning minds except of course the zombies wired to hate the truth. Igbos deserve a shot at the presidency in 2023 and anything aside this will completely distintegrate igbos from the rest of the country because an average Igbo man will be left with nothing to still call himself or herself a Nigerian

Nigeria should do the right thing in 2023. Stop the hate

Nigeria after Buhari vacates Aso Rock will be highly challenging.
I feel for anyone from the south who emerges as the next president:
It’ll take not just a selfless president from the south but a selfless team of political geniuses to make any appreciable impact.

Don’t be deceived by the surrendering of Boko haram members, the north know what they are doing. It will get worse. Let’s hope it doesn’t spread beyond what Fulani bandits are doing in the south. Security under any president from the south will get worse. Quote me on this.

There are thousands of Dino Melayes, Rochas Okorochas, Gandujes still holding power. You can seize their assets but you haven’t taken the cherries out of their mouths and reach. They still have access to our common wealth. You accuse a notorious bandit of robbery but you still hand over the key to the treasury to them.

Which Igbo man do you think will make a change?
Orji Uzo was sent to jail? Do you remember what he went to jail for?…He came back from jail straight to his seat at the house of senate!! Where does that happen??

Do you think the likes of Moghalu will ever get there? I’m an Igbo man like you. I believe this is Chino that I’m quoting…South east need serious reorientation. We need to keep our house in order.

This ‘it’s our turn’ isn’t going to work. We’d end up producing dubious characters like greedy Rochas Okorocha and his conniving and thieving in-law Uche Nwosu or mr Supreme Court Governor Uzodimma.