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AlabiJ:
This one loud gan. Will Smith looks more like the pussy in the 'marriage'. I feel for the guy.

Definitely the pussy!

See how those NL women are siding with the milf lol... They'd have a different opinion if the shit was about Will.

Will Smith is not a real niggar

Satan is being oppressed.

They should arrest him for trafficking, not using the opportunity to loot and oppress Satan.

If na Muslims scatter church of Yahweh like this, una go like am?

Hypocrites... Leave Satan alone and face your own god.

MEN full our security forces scatter.

Lashist:
Women issues plenty ...why didnt Christ use women as disciples

Who you dey ask?

You should've asked Christ himself na... or won't he answer you?

tehilah92:
It's not true my dear, eg, a night before he left for his orientation camp, he started a fight for no reason, I kept calm, watched him, I don't respond always Sha, he stormed out of the house, I tried calling he refused picking up, only for him to return and pretend like all was fine, well I checked his phone while he was asleep and saw a text of him promising another woman of going to secure their future together! When I showed him, he begged, that it was just to decieve the other lady, I just shook my head, remained calm, excorted him to the park, he kept begging till his bus left the park, if i keep quiet he will say am ignoring him, I talk he will say am talking back, just no worry, he was a handful

You tried oh!

But I hope he won't come and beat you again if he comes across the thread and sees your picture?

post=90110440:
Don't bother to type anyhing young man.
We won't honour you with a response anymore.
Go back to your canceling childish job on Nairaland biko.

Next thread Pleaseeeee.

This man... can't you pretend to have shame, even if it's just small?

Well, at least your lack of shame would come in handy offline, since FG wan create 20k gutter cleaning job for una.

Nonsense and yenefer...

They'll start rushing to push long, boring Islamic threads to FP now...

Islamic Seunn...

bigiyaro:
op just do your research on medical ground, I.e if a 17byear old is mature for physical sexual intercourse, just to clear your conscience, because the average 16 year old girl in naija is already onto her second sugar daddy and third boyfriend.

Most people will pretend they don't know this, just to appear holy... like they can be holy spirit.

An average 17year old girl would consider a 25year old guy as a suitable companion, than she would a 17-20year old guy.

I didn't look at the OP's moniker before reading, but while reading, I figured it's Alexreport... This guy ehn...

Ancientbeing:
Good morning nil. I am still in shock because i never really believed this sh*t really happens .. Trust only yourself in this world. Just between yesterday and today, a lot of revelations has been made that i am so tired. The main thing is to stay safe and take good care of your loved ones cos it seems like the devil is on rampage

You thought it was a joke when people were telling you abi?

Children don spoil finish... Your sis nor innocent ... just advise her sha.

Yepa!!!
See all these guys sha!

Lol... Them fit go use this thread as evidence to end some guys career for romanceland catfights las las oh!


Money sef ehn

Nice thread though... The lady did well.

Your face Ju... but you dey try sha.

Jamesrock:
When Nairaland go do giveaway

Seuun na miser.

He won't try it.

post=87770698:
We respect your view to swallow whatever you read online.
Can you kindly respect our view about thinking logically also?
Cos moving all those supplies (100%) to Abuja makes no sense to us!
It makes no sense to treat or stop the virus in one state only.
Especially moving ALL from the state with the most infected people!!

All of us can't sleep and snore the same way in life.
Hope you get that NOW Ameboperoo?

Unfortunately, many of your type abound on the forum than logical thinking people!
Points passed across tho'.........
Live with it

Has the sick Abba Kyari's led gonment ever made sense?

Have you( the legion of mai suya) ever thought logically

NO!

sexylassie2:
but you know that money worship is common among Nigerian men

i have seen Nigerian men sell their brothers and sisters for cash,

kill their brother for cash.

i watched a video of davido telling a man to bark like a dog for cash and he did it, atleast, we women still have self respect unlike many men who will do anything for cash

Hehehehe!!!
I watched a video of a naked woman rubbing alot of fresh pepper on and in her pvssy, for just 20k...
Kai!!!
Wetin towtow no go see for Naija?

Laff wan kee me.

iLegendd:
We think too much about children.

What have we, the black race, contributed into this world apart from children, degree, and crime?

If you don't have a regular source of income, don't follow the advice of the OP.

Before you get married, master the 3 skills below

1. How to handle women skill
2. How to make money skill
3. How to manage money skill

Failure to listen to me, you'll regret as you litter this crime-ridden country with more children who will turn to fraudsters, ritualists, and prôstitutes.

The black race should just be exterminated biko. We are drawing the rest of the world backward.

Coronavirus is here, but Jack Ma of China is the one donating equipment. Even the equipment used in testing for who is positive or negative, we can't produce them, but we're so f*cking willing to marry early and when we are broke just to produce as many children as we can't cater for.

I'm so upset with my fellow blacks.

At last! Someone with a functioning and sound mind.
I can't just wrap it around my head why people refuse to reason like normal humans.
I just dey smh while reading comments... I hate Africa, to be honest.

Lostz:
we didn't see this type of thread on Friday.

are Christians the only one gathering for religious purposes in this country?

I insult and criticize Christians a lot lol... but Seun's own is on another level. I think he has a personal vendetta against you guys sha.
He doesn't do same when it comes to Islam or other religions (which are also fake, and deserve same treatment he gives the Christians). Muslims on the other hand enjoy a special spot in his Forum though.

Bias....

jayson87:
No

Fellow Christians read this

Isaiah 26:20 (RSV) Come, my people, enter your chambers, and shut your doors behind you; hide yourselves for a little while until the wrath is past

Even bible supports self isolation and social distancing

Because of Corona virus, una don locate cowardice inside bible sharp sharp...

Una wehdone oh!

scaramucci:
Marry her. Keep her close to the group. If you allow another man marry her, he may take her to a place that is not easily accessible to you and your friends. Do it for your friends. They will appreciate you for it.

Yes, I agree.

After all, what are friends for? He owes them that favour.

GOFRONT:
Where is ??

You didn't get the info he drank sniper, after a failed BBQ career?

Sixfeetbelle:
Sometime while reading your post, I tried to convince myself it won't go in the direction it did, that I would see a change. Thank you for ruining a good girl and damaging a beautiful relationship with her boyfriend.

I pray I never meet someone like you.

Because of ordinary sex oh!

SassyGem101:
Lol....
Never being high before so can't relate. Though I've been tipsy before and all I wanted to do was lie on the floor but my guy quickly drove me home hahahaha...

Which of the guys
The one wey dey for that pics wey someone take cast you, or the PM niqqas?

Who are the two guys in the second photo?

post=86904525:
@OP Pocohontas, can you kindly report this person to the moderators for violating Rule 1.
He's about to start doing what he knows how to do best,
Canceling posts, posting off topic and derailing threads.


1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

Oga cry baby, abeg go one side jare!
Nigg* Be grilling audio vulture on NL everyday.
You think say you still be small pikin with abi?

adeskee:
That's my area,the building is called Ile Nla, initially it was occupied by hoodlums and miscreants,but with the effort of the OPC and the Neighborhood guys.Everywhere is clean.
To be sincere, it's nothing but a waste of resources

I stayed close by years back. OPC itself committed a lot of extra-judicial killings and atrocities in that building as well, due to the fact that most of them were familiar with a "certain" confra... But they tried sha.

Modified:
See how people from Ketu, Iyana era, adaloko etc full NL(most of them are even popular here). No wonder the site is filled with stubborn and arrogant people... Lol

EVILFOREST:
FIRST;
I FOUND NAIL and was removed endoscopically.

SECOND was a TOY BEAD impacted at the Tracheoesophageal junction of a CHILD, which led to respiratory embarrassment.

THIRD, was a macerated Gauze Bandage left inadvertently in the peritoneal cavity of a patient who later came down with a high output enterocutaneous (faecal) fistula.

Hehe!

In Broken or English, please?

What kind of stupid judgement is this
The witch mom was supposed to be remanded in JAIL... The slowpoke judge kon grant her just 20k bail.

Kai... This world is somehow oh!

Blackking98:
The north is too Boko haramish

And herdsmenish...

SlayerForever:
Cultists in Secondary School are mostly little kids. They can still be disciplined and molded. Round them up, throw the overly wayward ones out by expulsion, discipline the others with a future, thoroughly. Then call a pivotal Parents Teachers meeting and lay out the way forward with the active participation of the parents.

Little kids these days are evil. Morever, students in technical colleges are mostly wayward touts.

Here in Lagos, a lot of them are thieves with locally made guns.

You guys shouldn't bother yourselves about this guy. He WILL SURELY go back to apologise for checking her phone and beg her to consider starting the relationship afresh.

We know all this kyn mumu pipu.