₦airaland Forum

Tripitaka:
OP brace yourself. A lot of people will elect to guilt-trip you for choosing to abstain till after your wedding forgetting that it's a life filled with choices and you have made yours. Even the proponents of "virgin or nothing" will join in the hypocrisy.

The "pain" in first time sex is more psychological than physical. Actually it isn't supposed to hurt though it does for some people. You have to take it slow, calm her down, use a lot of lubricants and exercise a whole lot of patience, while we hope that there is no underlying medical comdition.Trust me, it can be frustrating and you may end up nutting before you gain entrance seeing that you're green.

That said, I'm curious as to how you told your parents-in-law about your inability to have sex with your wife. Did you say it in English or in your local dialect? Quite strange.

The pain is more psychological than physical?

Really?


It's not supposed to hurt?


Are you kidding me?

Funny what men think about female body.

You are a man what do you know about our body?
You can never understand how we feel no matter the empathy.

sLentlover7778:
This make up thing don't work for me..

Imma take her out for swimming on first date... just to be sure she's who she claimed she's....

Some make ups are water prove mind you. Besides some like us only use tubes to swim as we can't swim, while some will insist on not swiming that they can't swim. So due to these, you may not see their real faces o.


I rarely wear make up though. I'm more comfortable in my skin.

DCmonster:
Lmao! I can't imagine myself boarding a plane during this Corona season to come and dwell among afonja mooslims and zombies. I will rather die here than in a shithole.

Immediately I saw the head line I started laughing I don't know of why ahhahahaha

dotuna3:
I said it. I heard it too it was so loud. I was in the toilet about to pee when I heard the loud sound and vibration came with heavy breeze. Chaiii my pee seized have to rush back. I said it immediately that sound is not less than an explosion.

My parents stay far away in SHAGARI and I'm here on sabbatical due to Coro... The sound woke me. It was so massive then followed by a shaking like that of tremor. I was dumbfounded.

DanseMacabre:
How I got to know that she was cheating on me was when I came back after about four months absence and paid her a surprise visit.


Long story short, na dagger the guy use chase me comot. Na so the thing been go.


But I know say na karma because na from soldier I snatch am from when dem dey date.


God dey.

You won't believe I laugh out soooooo loud

BUSHHUNTER:
Dated one multimillionaire daughter b4 Maine! Not funny at all the day I was caught she was like are fuvking kidding me?

She rush downstairs n went straight to her car, wetin I see I no believe am she pointed a gun on me the babe wey I dey with don melt meself prostrate com see begging DAT day I even use my ancestors beg her

I can fuvking kill u she said...as I no die DAT day I no fit die again

After some weeks I con ask her who owns d gun she say na her pman pistol.

Na me com turn babe till the relationship fade.

You are kidding right?
Cause I only see this in movies.

kelvinrhs:
Hope he's skillful in the bedroom and not just with his hands

And hope his d1ck does not sleep while in action

Ahahahahha. Very wickedth

kelvinrhs:
Ayam finished...

Ahahahaha

Nelsonnwagbo:
Is nt that easy dear . . .

Wow. It's well

Nelsonnwagbo:
U knw to stop it is nt that easy . . I can testify to it

Hnnmm it's well. But I bet you are over it now right.

There are two situations to it. There's a difference between wanting to quit and never willing to quit. When you are determined to quit you do especially with God's help.

Nelsonnwagbo:
Mehn hw can someone masturbate 3 times a day ? Dats crazy ,doesnt he/she get tired ?

It's an addiction. And he loves it with a passion never willing nor ready to let go.

kelvinrhs:
I have never been in a relationship with anyone who can regard me as a ex

Else I would have thought you were referring to me

Ahahahahha yes just like my ex. He doesn't have an ex. As far as his concerned anyone he ever dated remains his girlfriend until I broke the cord.

osazuwa23:
masturbation causes urinary tract affection I also heard that erectile dsyfunction also ties into signs of having a heart attack

Wow. Heart attack?

Gokoyer0:
How can someone be masturbating 3times/day? That's a serious addicticted behavior.

Yes it's real.

Nelsonnwagbo:
Mehn hw can someone masturbate 3 times a day ? Dats crazy ,doesnt he/she get tired ?

I'm serious about this. My ex used to.

jagaban002:
from experience NO, If is true I won’t give birth to 2 kids but I think I masturbate for 10 years once or twice a week and am living fine . But have stopped since am married just stop if you having a side effect , what works for A may not work For B . First step in stoping is getting a girl and don’t use any big phone that can access videos . Good luck

Yours isn't chronic. Some do it 3times a day. That's the type I think op is talking about.

Oluwatunmise529:
My father is not having financial challenges
He sends me money at least every week

Find an excuse to leave the house and never return. Easter is coming tell her you are going home for easter even if she doesn't approve still go. And don't ever return.

nuban07:
Not all men are rapists, I don't believe ur assessment, though many might ve it in mind but don't try it.
And if at all, all men are rapists they deserve the worst.

I never said all men are.
But many more than you can ever imagine are. Even some calm sweet looking and peaceful ones will surprise you.

nuban07:
That's self defense, why was she arrested.
Every rapists deserve that

Hnnmm do you know how many men are rapists?
If all rapists are killed I tell you the percentage of men on earth will reduce to 5 percent.

Witcher:
My problem with Comrade Oshiomhole is that when people started saying that they were Edo Peoples Movement (EPM), I called him and urged him to denounce them.

With the court ruling, believed to have been procured by proxy by the governors, analysts close to the power play in the party, say the stage is set for an epic battle with the national leader, believed, however, to have the ears of President Muhammadu Buhari.

“So, my message today is when a child put his hands in faeces, you do not cut off that hand, you take that hand and wash it.”

In scheme of things oshiomole is the reason APC Lost zamfara, sokoto, bauchi and lastly bayelsa. He doesn't know what the North want or how to control them and get there vote. Oshiomole should go back to arms of his south African bimbo

I wish I can unread the faeces part. Oh Lawd

lexy2014:
I thought d first paragraph of d story says everything. Didn't u read it?

You caught me. I had to read the first paragraph and not just the headline.

China again?
China must have done something grievous for them to be experiencing all these.

Please send the link to patriciajimokun@gmail.com.
Thanks

Femsyn:
To buttress the OP's views...

I read this story and i laughed... i laughed hard because marriage is complex and is often more that what meets the eye.

Do you know the couple's story? They alone, know why they act in the manner they do. Look! how a woman or wife react in marriage is borne more of the input of the husband. What you see is what you get.

Let me ask you a question? Do you think the woman would've reacted the same way, if the man is often of the habit of squandering family cash on irrelevant things, stays away from the house with girlfriends, ignores the wife, does not carry the wife along in major decisions and does not take care of the home?

Young men, don't read hastily. The man the OP depicted up there is a responsible man. Most women align with their husbands easily, when the man is doing the needful.

The man has done enough for the reward you saw for few moments. Men, that reward doesn't come automatically. You work for it!!!

My response is not for the OP, because s/he has done justice with the points given thereafter. My response is for men who might read hastily, and assume the wife's behaviour is follow-come.

Take these kisses.
You are right on point.

Wow! Seven months in to the relationship before she told you she has a child?
And she's a good girl?
Don't worry you will wake up to see and hear more secrets as time goes by. Husband of good girl.


BTW why can't the mother take care of her grand child? Na wa o.

Sorry bro your cross to bear. You know where the shoe pinch the most cause you are the one wearing it.

marvelous000:
A better heap of crap have never been written.

I've been single for the past 18yrs and it would be vulgar trying to put into word the amount of bliss I've experienced taking into cognisance the gruelling task it take to service a relationship and in Nigeria most especially.

Wetin?
Hi never reach like this bros. Easy. Are u vexing ni?

Westbestside:
But your father couldn't sleep in 1999.

Well,

Igbos are noise makers, no substance


Gen Sanni Abacha..

Damn!!!!
Only few Nigerians will make heaven. Woo

Kenturkey048:
If you were to be him,you will act that way ....If you know how Nigerians belittled this guy you for understand why he will never give a fu*ck on Nigerians... Nigerians are so good on talking you down when they don't understand what you do..Burna boy was seriously underated in Nigeria..Nigerians started accepting when global recogniton brought him to us....

An average Nigerian believes whizkid sings better that seun-kuti..or davido sings better than dare art Alade. That's just it...Our problem in Nigeria is crowd mentality

Every artist and great man you see today probably faced the same fate before making it, he's not alone.
Even family members will mock you when you aspire to be different or introduce an ideology, it's determination and dedication that makes the difference.
So when they see you are not giving up and you are "blowing" they gather around you and support you. That's life. So his experience is not new, and that doesn't mean he should diss everyone and feel he's more important and doesn't need them.

Temmy6236:
When your village people are ready to finish your career......they give you pride. Sorry Burna!

I'm surprised people are just realising he's proud. I've known right from time. To him he doesn't give a bleep about naija and Nigerians. He believes he's self made.

Auntyesther:
LMAO ! Your harsh

Ahahahhahah

Auntyesther:
as blank as a tabular razza.. Very soon you will become invisible

I get you. ahahahah

Pidginwhisper:
Oboy! This Abacha loot long Oooo!. E go take more than 100yrs to repatriate everything


No wonder the Wife said “No matter how much they recover from them, they can never be as poor as Dangote.”
The money is too long that it’s being used to develop the countries stashed till they gets tired

So you remember? I do too. To the family a whole Dangote is poor. Therefore there's more than we can ever know.