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NoApology:
Damn! Too many entanglements I even lost count of your men and their specific qualities.

I think my brain is entangled. Lemme detangle first so I can comment with a cleared head. Damn!

You are a very wickedth somebori chai

valdes00:
DOG..? NO
But back then, my Ex GF yaff been chased by a Turkey before...
I laughed so hard, she almost broke up with me cos of the laugh... Once in a while when we say HI, i still make fun of her.... Na that day i knw say Turkey na Cultist... Live n direct

Yes we had a stupid one once, I always aim for it's head, whenever it attacks. I hate turkeys especially male ones with a passion, very useless creatures. Only useful in the pot.

ibawon:
It was very early around 5:34am(time for prayers)
I got woken up to go to the mosque, but went back to sleep, then I woke up exactly in the middle of the prayer when I heard prayer sounds.
I just bolted on my way running I stepped on some sleeping dogs. O boy na so dogs start to chase me, them chase me sotay we enter mosque together o boy see as mosque scatter. What happened next I can't say.

You are a verrrryyy bad person.

So Na you scatter mosque that year abi?
Oya conclude the story or else..!

OP this is ojoro.
Let's do water Mass
I no gree

Sermwell:
I have cause to visit Lagos in order to secure the bail of a younger one who got into trouble. My cousin who stays in Lagos insisted I stay with him. He has a wife and 3 kids.

The problem now is that I don't think his wife knows how to cook!! I have had running stomach eating her food since 4 days ago. I tried to turn down her food last night but it didn't go well as she pleaded with me to eat which I did. I had stomach upset through out the night. I just can't imagine eating her food again till I leave.

Please how do I refuse her food without sounding offensive??

Buy enough flagyl, tetracycline, and limotin.
Take the first two after each meal.

NockMedia:
Whenever a lady tries to get violent with you as a guy, the best thing to do is to walk away from the heat of the moment.

Hold her hand tight for minites. And shake her rigorously warning her never to try it in again in her entire life.

purpinkx:
A woman should never incite violence if she can't bear the backlash.


I don't go to challenge a taekwondo fighter to a fight when I don't have a chance of beating him or can't bear the beating he'll dish.


Shey the guy should have just stood there smiling, until she breaks a bottle and stab him?


The woman's emotions drove her to slap the guy, at that point she automatically becomes a man too.

USA slap China, China revenge. No harsh feelings


Modified for errors

As in hen, I'm telling you.

Why should a woman be violent for pete's sake?

oluwaseyi0:
The so called suspect may be innocent especially the buyer, we complain of police brutality yet we encourage it when it favor us

A million and one thing might have happened to the missing guy

Hnmm it's well o. One year is just too long.
The suspects need strong hand because of the phone in there possession.
It is definitely a lead. I tell you.
They should have left it in the vehicle if it's true.
That's the only lead at the moment so they shouldn't be handled lightly.

Wow. One whole year? Hnmm it's well. Those suspects need serious drilling.

Naija police and money... Hnmm but if it's a random innocent soul now they will torture the person till he confesses to a crime he did not commit.

But one whole year is too long a period now before declared wanted.

Asadujames202:
For some of us, that craves for it every day
One month is like one year

. Ok what will you do then when she delivers?

Ningen:
Married men cheat 70% of the time because of sex deprivation. So they don't have a choice but to venture outside for satisfaction.

This is why the sexual compatibility should not be undermine or taken for granted when dating.

No matter the compatibility,when a woman just put to bed,her body needs some time. So what will the man do in those period?
Not less than a period of one month I'm sure.

I don't know why I'm laughing out so loud

Why will you be giving her money every time you meet?

Why do you have to buy her things every time.

Sorry you spoilt her.

You only attract your type. And from your write up. Your type is sooo obvious.

I take my leave out of here.

Mere Speculations or proved?

otokx:
Even here in Port Harcourt

And here in Benin

meum:
Thunder Don faya person o!

Thunder is on duty in 2020. Minimize those "thunder faya you" curses.

Ahahahhahahahhahahaha
Since last year sef

dawnomike:
It happens also in South Africa...

Naija is even learning in terms of brutal killings when it comes to SA. They kill themselves like chickens

Ask Google. Or forget it

How?
Explain please. I mean job descriptions.
And company name.

Increase the volume please.

Really?

Well If that's true their sin will catch up with them.
But that murder is cruel.

I hear.
See every good and perfect gift comes from God.
Because some have all these yet no show.

KomonSense:
You have sense...

2 bottles of Small stout for you

Thanks

Ezmans:
he is enjoying tithe, seed, first fruits, & offering money, I pity the poor masses

Hnmm na wa. As in the sight of the pic is totally out of christiandom

Sodom and Gomorrah

Confusedgirl869:
My sister, I tire o. To think that he is the first man I fell hopelessly for. I have always been cautious of this love thing not getting to my head. It was just different with him and worst is I'm not sure I can move on with someone else.

You can do it. I tell you from experience.
Just give it a try and see.
In fact start with diverting your attention to someone else.
Break the communication gap and then ensure you rarely see.
Then watch it, you will be surprised.

OP it's not good to kill animals o. It's wickedth.

Anyway where is the location I want to see the color in the soup in real life.

fmcjunior:
what's wrong with it

At times it goes off, hangs,gets hot... And the battery life too not so good.

fmcjunior:
still enjoying my Gionee S10lite...4gb ram n 32gb rom

Mine is doing anyhow