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RomanceRe: Cult Guys Are After My Girlfriend, Should I Break Up With Her Or Not? by kurlz(f): 5:16pm On Jul 11, 2019
SageMK:
Your goal in that school is to —

1. Read your books.

2. Make it out alive.

You are not there to play Romeo and Juliet at the cost of your life. That girl will leave you if she was in your shoes.

I strongly advise you abort mission!
Drop her like hot potatoes and face your books.
Besides if he dies today she will date someone else.
CelebritiesRe: "We Should Have Just Lost To Egypt Rather Than Nigeria" - SA Rapper, AKA Says by kurlz(f): 8:53am On Jul 11, 2019
kmcutez:
I thought only Ghanians were envious of Nigerians. South Africans follow join??

Probably they are all Hamites jealous of we the Jews. Lol.
Are you serious?
So you never knew they are our Ark adversaries?
CelebritiesRe: "We Should Have Just Lost To Egypt Rather Than Nigeria" - SA Rapper, AKA Says by kurlz(f): 8:51am On Jul 11, 2019
TheSuperNerd:
Wait... Wait... Wait ooo... Did he just tag the Nigeria vs South Africa game as the Biggest rivalry on the African continent?? Hahahahahahahahahaha.... This guy is obviously drunk. So what should we tag Nigeria vs Cameroun, Nigeria vs Ghana, Ghana vs Cameroun, Egypt vs Algeria, and even Morocco vs Egypt??

This guy na learner for soccer matters abeg....
He wasn't talking about football o.
They are our ark enemies.
If you know you know.
TravelRe: Which Country To Migrate To With N4 Million? by kurlz(f): 6:14am On Jul 08, 2019
mu2sa2:
The 4m naira is just about 11k dollars. That is
small change in Western countries. Why not invest the money here and over time it grows. You can then afford to travel to Canada, Dubai or anywhere else for leisure, rather than to be just menial worker or even a criminal with all the risks involved. Someone told me that on his first trip abroad to London he saw a security guard in front of a shop and upon a closer look he discovered he was a lecturer he knew at a nigerian university, who left his job to seek so- called greener pastures abroad like OP is planning!
Holy Moses!
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Insults Kaffy After She Said His Soapy Dance Is Disgusting (video) by kurlz(f): 10:44am On Jul 04, 2019
1984och:
He just insulted this generation.

So guys, you'll prefer to dance masturbating dance and showcase immorality than sane ones?!


Someone should tell him that Kafayatu is still in the game and doing fantastically well in the dance business.
Uncle excuse me just to draw your attention, I'm not supporting the dance but was that kaffy in the news that opened her chest?

Who is she to condemn anyone?
She should lead a morally upright life first then she can condemn, but until then I see this as I hypocrisy.
Remove the b... in your eyes first.... The holy book says
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo Goes Shirtless, Under Fire Over “Indecent Exposure” (Photo) by kurlz(f): 9:51pm On Jun 22, 2019
czarina:
Nothing looks wrong about that photo though.

M. O
Ask me o. But if its a musician now they will be doing waowwaow like police siren.
CelebritiesRe: Tailor Slams Mosunmola Filani: You Sell Cream But Your Skin Is An Apology by kurlz(f): 3:11pm On Jun 20, 2019
LuciferTasbih:
How can she have a potbelly and arms that large and expect to fit into that dress she sent?

The tailor even tried. Imagine wasting smooth velvet on this multi-coloured Afonja sperm whale.
If I were the one, I would have sewn that garb for her with tarpaulin & mosquito net.

Rubbish!


*spits angry
Ask me o
CrimeRe: Stop Criminalising Nigerians - Ghanaian Tells Fellow Ghanaians by kurlz(f): 9:19am On Jun 19, 2019
Defenderalert:
Can you blame them? When many Nigerians are already criminalising themselves a.k.a Yahoo boys.
Ghana is the headquarters of both yahoo and yahoo+
So what are we say?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Struggles To Acquire 6 Packs, Trains Hard (photos, Video) by kurlz(f): 7:48am On Jun 18, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Ondo State Set To Begin Bitumen Exploration by kurlz(f): 11:30am On Jun 17, 2019
Oh no please don't let's have something to fall back on if naija eventually falls apart. If!
EducationRe: Sex Scandal: Dr. Aduwo, Ekiti State University Lecturer Caught With Student by kurlz(f): 12:09pm On Jun 16, 2019
grin
Offpoint1:
What do you know, we are the carrier we know better.
cheesy grin cheesy grin tongue
EducationRe: Sex Scandal: Dr. Aduwo, Ekiti State University Lecturer Caught With Student by kurlz(f): 8:00pm On Jun 15, 2019
Offpoint1:
This prick na curse to us men...

if you believe sey prick na curse raise your hand
No it's not man. Just learn the mastery of controlling it and not vis a vis.
Goodluck
RomanceRe: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by kurlz(f): 12:12pm On Jun 15, 2019
Donlexybaze:
I swear this our prick na curse
No it's not Bros just try to control it at all cost.
Not vis a vis.
TravelRe: My German Fiancee Is Coming To Nigeria In 4 Weeks Time by kurlz(f): 12:06pm On Jun 15, 2019
Richybryn:
thank you so much sir for this reply,am a total novice in all of this never even been outside of my state,yea its that worse,sir why did you say the marriage should be in her second or third visit??
This doesn't stop the marriage processes.
Go ahead with the wedding. To avoid had I known!

My two pence.
CrimeRe: Girl Moves To Withdraw Case Against 2 Lekki “Big Boys” Who Gang-Raped Her by kurlz(f): 11:58am On Jun 15, 2019
Barrywilly:
The girl is daft and a disgrace to womanhood. Withdraw wetin shocked. This is an opportunity to teach would be rapists a lesson of their life. Those guys are facing a maximum of life imprisonment. I wept when I read the graphic and sordid accounts of the rape by the victim; which was also recorded with their phones. This is a matter against the State in which she is just a witness. She doesn't have any power to withdraw anything.
She may be under threat
CrimeRe: Girl Moves To Withdraw Case Against 2 Lekki “Big Boys” Who Gang-Raped Her by kurlz(f): 11:58am On Jun 15, 2019
elgramz:
Either huge sums of money has changed hands or she's been threatened
Most likely threat.
PoliticsRe: Uju Ndubuisi Chukwu Found Dead In South African Hotel by kurlz(f): 11:56am On Jun 15, 2019
Nukilia:
Keep your eyes on the one who takes their position
Hnmmm undecided
PoliticsRe: Uju Ndubuisi Chukwu Found Dead In South African Hotel by kurlz(f): 11:39am On Jun 15, 2019
biacan:
Those men might have poison her from the dinner sad just to take over her position angry.......Who knows huh I'm not judging just saying lipsrsealed
I have a feeling someone wants to get to the top at all cost.
Well what do i even know?
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Of 7 Years Disappointed Him by kurlz(f): 8:45pm On Jun 07, 2019
victorian:
Some Guys are like that.
They can date forever cause they know placing a ring on it means new extra responsibilities are on the way. And I bet you most Nigerian men of today fear responsibilities like plague. They prefer milking the cow for free.
Why pay for it?

And such idea and thoughts is the most selfish, self centered, inhumane kind of thoughts a man can ever have to a lady he claims to love.
Abi.Don't mine then some of them want to eat their cake and have it. She must have sensed this one is not ready to wife her hence she left him.
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Of 7 Years Disappointed Him by kurlz(f): 7:50am On Jun 07, 2019
victorian:
He's foolishly inlove and obsessed sad
And he couldnt put a ring on it?
TV/MoviesRe: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by kurlz(f): 6:46am On Jun 07, 2019
imitateMe:
But you agree that most women love anything that comes from men?
Yes Of course.
I'm awaiting your trial though since its coming from a man wink
TV/MoviesRe: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by kurlz(f): 8:04pm On Jun 06, 2019
imitateMe:
I like women so much. They can f**k anything, marry anything and do anything just to receive money from a man.

Tell a woman to choose between a 1 million naira job or to be receiving free 1k monthly from a man, she will choose the later.

Receiving money from men gives them orgasm.

One of the reasons I call them fish brain
Why not try me with the two options and watch the one I will choose?
Don't generalise based on your experience (s) with people!
Christianity EtcRe: Ifeanyi Adefarasin Speaks On Ladies Who Dress Indecently To Church by kurlz(f): 7:46pm On Jun 06, 2019
Offpoint1:
I can't forget that faithful Sunday morning I went out to offer a Special Number and as I took the mic, the keyboardist starts playing... as I turned to face the congregation, my eyes went directly to the fair lady sitting right at the front seat in mini skirt without panties on... I saw what I shouldn't see and that was how I forgot the song I practiced the whole week. Next thing I saw was something growing and rising from my trouser.

Are you serious?
Or it's just on a lighter mood?


chai
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by kurlz(f): 7:43am On Jun 06, 2019
funlord:
Sallah rice choppery done....back to basics..


Poundo and afang
You are wicked. I saw this this early morning, maka why?
RomanceRe: Nine (9) Mistakes Most Ladies Make But Do Not Know. by kurlz(f): 1:23am On Jun 06, 2019
MJBOLT:
10.entitlement mentality


11.rude behaviour
Non of all.
InvestmentRe: Earn $100 For Sharing A Video by kurlz(f): 12:25am On Jun 06, 2019
patriciajimokun@gmail.com
CrimeRe: Man Calls Friend To Join Him In Raping A Lady In Lagos, Gets Caught (Photos) by kurlz(f): 6:34pm On Jun 04, 2019
freemanbubble:
How do guys enjoy raping a lady is an enigma to me.
Thrusting into a pussyyy that is dry because she won't secrete any liquid because she is not involved
When a woman is happy and emotionally involved when you are banging her ehnnn. The various type of liquid that comes out of her Will put you in paradise. Both sticky, foaming and watery substance
The hours involved alone is killing, over night? Hmm she's so dead!
HealthRe: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by kurlz(f): 6:20pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

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Beside my brother this is naija, you never can tell what they do with your sperm some doctors are occultic.
EducationRe: Graduate Sues University, Gets £60K Over 'Useless' Degree In England by kurlz(f): 10:35pm On Jun 03, 2019
visijo:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Lkie if you Raed this peferct�
Guy you are nuts!!!! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 2019 Budget: Buhari To Spend N1bn On Trips, Osinbajo 300m (see Full Breakdown) by kurlz(f): 7:08am On Jun 02, 2019
Raypawer:
No be you de weep for Nigeria?

Nothing going back to any sender, deal with it
Your cup of tea
PoliticsRe: 2019 Budget: Buhari To Spend N1bn On Trips, Osinbajo 300m (see Full Breakdown) by kurlz(f): 7:01pm On May 31, 2019
martineverest:
without international relations the country won't move forward... president must travel
Really!
At what expense?
As far as I'm concerned that budget for touring/galivanting is too much.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Budget: Buhari To Spend N1bn On Trips, Osinbajo 300m (see Full Breakdown) by kurlz(f): 6:42pm On May 31, 2019
Raypawer:
Or! Team national weepers!
Back to the sender

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