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OlawaleBammie:
His!!! Disclosing Dat on this public forum?? I don't think I hav mind to do Dat here o.

Ok . But if u pm me I can't access my mail.

OlawaleBammie:
U don't need to know it joo.

But if u insist maybe u should try to bribe me den.

Ok. What's my price?

OlawaleBammie:
Ahahaha, I don't know why I feel fulfilled but I think it's cuz I gave u a taste out of ur own medicine and now u dey feel am for body..


Anyways, I tot we were doing fill in the gap Dat is why I decided to set mine. after all u set urs and I failed it

And now Dat u could not handle my own version are u saying I should provide the options??

Please na

OlawaleBammie:
Ur tot?? Dat means we re both rare

And also Dat means u m... h... at L....

hmmmmmm

anyways, lemme just say... peace

Please what's m.... H.... L.....
Don't do this to me na. Don't tell me I started it

OlawaleBammie:
Their palava, sometin wey no dey sweet, how person go dey smoke still dey drink something wey taste like urine join?? to me dat is dementia.

Exactly my thoughts. That's a good one.

OlawaleBammie:
Rare?? do u tink soo?? i tink many people are like dat.

Not many. Yes there are but, not many.

OlawaleBammie:



Abeg a no dey smoke ooooo, even ordinary drink/liquor i cant taste it not to talk of weed

i cherish my sanity more dan anytin.

Really?
That's lovely. You are a rare breed then.

OlawaleBammie:
Little ko, u just want make i disclose shaa, anyway, i d... ........ ....... are u hapy now??

OlawaleBammie:
And mere looking at it, i did not realy smoke oo, its just d beans i ate dat is worrying me.

Ahahhqhahqqh really?
But a little abi

OlawaleBammie:
i promise i wont swallow u. av repented, the last person i swallowed refused to digest in me hence inability to swallow further.. soo u re lucky i wont b doin dat for a forseeable future



Soo are u tense free now?? oya tell me

Ahahaha I meant s m o k e.

OlawaleBammie:
I knw it was intentional na. abi how can someone be typin ........ and added alphabets as suffix and prefix?

Stil on it tho.. WAT DID U INTEND WRITING??

Ahahaha never mind. Ok promise you won't swallow me

OlawaleBammie:
Lol...

But I dont get d bolded

It's intentional

OlawaleBammie:
Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

Ahahhqhahqqh.
No he did not wake up. Please do you s....e anything by chance?


You are funny.

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

Ahahahhahahahahahah

Pettyprincess:
This is really insightful!!!
I only knew of number 3

And what is the space between the scrotums and the arsehole called too?

Modified: Ok someone said perineum. Same name for both spaces. I hear.

Pettyprincess:
This is really insightful!!!
I only knew of number 3

And what is the space between the scrotums and the arsehole called too?

A305:
The very smart but emotional unavailable once.

They are very smart (book smart and street smart), Good command of English but they are always emotional unavailable but if they however fall in love, they always love hard and very wild in bed. They always act like teenagers when they in love.

Hnnm. You really have experience.

It's just for the pics

Kingzy4pep:
I heard that also. You reside in Benin?

Yes. It's well

Fire also razed Santana market in Benin yesterday. What is happening in Nigeria?
Oh Lord save our souls

Thatwasepic:
I see you

LearnITsmash:
Tacha fans are the dumbest sets of people I have seen online, always trolling for a lady who will never add any value to the society, clowns everywhere, dotun abeg cancel the damn show

Please o what is there to manage?

Thatwasepic:
You are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

This is not witchcraft

Are your watching me.
You must be a wizard

ginaolo:
Bros she can’t even meet my family or friends, she will start misbehaving and panicking as if somebody wants to kill her. This is not normal na and I’ve tried to be patient with her, but her shyness is taking over her. I want someone who will represent me well and someone who will be a good mother to my kids.

Take her for therapy it's a phobia, but me I no know wetin be the name of this phobia o. Don't ask me biko.

They can't ask be guilty. I have a strong conviction and I'm so sure of that.

Adebowhales:
My baby is just 4 months old and my wife is pregnant again. We tried the family planning methods but it failed.

Presently, we cannot afford to leave the pregnancy. What can we do to prevent further re occurrence and to terminate this one.

Thanks.

Medics in the house.

Don't ever try the abortion o. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Authority1o1:
Okay...


And someone whose career has gone to the great beyond was criticizing the car.
Honestly, the ride has a metallic design and nice curvetures,even though it's home-made.

As in I don't understand. What are people criticising about this vehicle?

Tolexander:
please don’t try it o.

Na beg i Dey beg you o

Tolexander:
Toothpaste to tighten vagina ke?

Dem wan brush the pussy?

I'm not understanding o

Authoreety:
Wickednesssss

Thank God for Christianity... if not eh......

Why couldn't the bloodsucking deity nd it's stupid priests that asked for the sacrifice, perform the magic without sacrificing a human?

How can I even unread this biko?

Thank God I did not read it

Finest641:
Whaaaatttt!

Did I hear right?

I'm sure she's joking. Or they are both "mading"

-Get a female room mate ASAP preferably a family member.
-Don't flirt with them or be too friendly.
-Be unpredictable and focus on your job.
-Stay indoors no neighbor neighbor chats after work or on weekends.

Problem solved.