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Jokes. We truly joke and lie alot to ourselves in this country..

No Northern Christian or minority for the peace award?

This one na Northern Muslim peace award oh..

Afterall, we know who dey cause the major unrest for Arewa.. Dey appease them dey go..
Them need am..

HalpyBee:
Honestly, it's getting out of hands but we all seem to be comfortable with it.

Comfortable ke, not at all.. We are simply scared of protesting and getting shot at..

No body wan die

Rozcol:
I wouldn't brag,but is chike really beautiful, i mean real and raw beauty?

Most guys are confused when it comes to what a beauty is, well who am I to defined what a beauty should be to another man, cos they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder ...

They try to confuse us with quotes everywhere.
No doubt, people get attracted to people for different reasons.

However, if it is strictly physical, then what is beautiful is beautiful, the reason most girls wear make up is to increase their facial beauty and to be physically attractive....

To some people, If you ain't trendy and wearing heavy make-up, then you ain't beautiful...
Sometimes, you hear guys say things like, just polish the girl she go fine(make up fine)...

Chika Ike is okay but not a pretty face girl..

Zara Buhari, Genevieve Nnaji are raw beauties without make up...

Make-up is no raw beauty...

Simple and straight ....

I could sleep and wake on the same bed with two of those ladies(you know the two already) without worrying about what kinda face I would wake up to in the morning..

Vulcanheph:
NTA is just useless...... If DSTV can give you anything for free just know that it's useless.

You mean CGTN is useless,too?

1Sharon:
Yes! and yes

Correct woman.. Thanks for this..

I like dey way you emphasize on the yes..

1Sharon:
It's a turn off for women, makes a man look weak

Alright... Could it be part of the reason why some wives detest their husbands after marriage? After knowing everything about him...

You guys like men you can't predict all the time, right?

1Sharon:
You fvcked up. Never open up about your weaknesses to a woman.

Why?

Lovethaa:
Lol. ... I'm no gold digging ... I'm from a wealthy family and apart from my own personal money I have inheritances ad a firstborn ... but I have decided not to marry from a broke family ........


yes I can't deal with such silly history... that is why u should be careful with every silly thing you do

Bro, she's just 24, just keep her for now and fvck her for as long as you can until, maybe you think otherwise.

Just be fvcking. Don't wife her up yet...

Always listen to men who said: you can't turn a hoe to a house wife.

She will always crave the cock carousel of a Chad thundercork..

You can't shake a hoe tree and expect a wife to fall off...

Lovethaa:
Lol. ... I'm no gold digging ... I'm from a wealthy family and apart from my own personal money I have inheritances ad a firstborn ... but I have decided not to marry from a broke family ........


yes I can't deal with such silly history... that is why u should be careful with every silly thing you do

Bro, just fvck for as long as you can.. But don't wife her..

Always listen to men who said: you can't turn a hoe to house wife.

She will always crave the cock carousel of a Chad thundercork..

You can't shake a hoe tree and expect a wife to fall off...

Vulcanheph:
Plastic surgery, excessive make up , photo filter etc... Don't be decieved.

. Na wetin women call beauty be that oh.

odysey:
I told myself if I find guys like you and find women willing to press charges You'd end up in jail or/and pay a huge fine You open pervert

I hope the ladies in your life are groped continually and that you hear no end of it

You see,keep telling yourself, just repeating the same shits like pervert, jail, huge fine, press charges like rest of the programmed dumb fvcks.

You no even sabi answer questions. Continue using emotions like the females. And you think the women will clap for you..

Also, the day they will accuse you, it will be men with thinking like yours who will be fast to persecute you on their behalf..

Captain save a hoe..

You better be careful when it comes to issue like this.. Women know better how to use lies of sexual harassment as a weapon powered by society(mostly simps in gov') to bring men they perhaps don't like down.

Now, how is an ass sexually harassed?

Like I said, many men think too much about sex. Reason muslims don't want men shaking the hands of muslim females..


Now, answer my question

odysey:
Sad about your friend
I believe you should have said something in the hall

Do educate your friend about sexual harassment and how you feel about it mentioning to him that it could/may have happened to his sister or gf

You should be the one needing an education on sexual harassment not the friend.. What is sexual about the ass to be harassed? I challenge you to educate me on ass sexual harassment..

So, if you shake my hand in a way I don't like, I could call it sexual harassment.. No wonder muslims don't want men to shake the hands of their females..

Na wa. Some people sense sex in every lil thing...

Abeg make we dey think things before we accuse people.....

Youngpo413:
Still wondering what's so special about ladies ass...

Plenty shit oh. To be truthful whenever I look a woman's ass, I reason why guys dey trip for wetin dey produce smelling shit like everyday.. Cos, they like eating everything..

My imagination of sex with a female no involve the ass attraction...
A slim woman with a flat chest and flat ass would arouse me better than a fat fvck with fat ass and big boobs..

Hintona:
Some weeks ago I was writing exams, the exams venue was one of the school's laboratory, and the stools were quite uncomfortable, if you've ever been to a school's laboratory you would know what I'm talking about and sometimes the stools are too high for the lab bench and it causes great discomfort. The most comfortable position for me after sitting erect on the stool for over an hour was to lower my back and arch it.

So as I was writing the exams, I can remember I was trying to draw a pathway, when the lecturer invigilating us tried to pass behind me and he touched my butt and said "shift this your small bumbum from the road" and laughed. I found it very offensive. I was so focused on writing that exam that I didn't want to answer him, it's not the kind of course students would like to write twice.

I wasn't the only one on that row who was blocking his path but he told the others merely to shift.

So today I was telling a friend about it and he laughed and said it was nothing. Nothing? Was it your butt that was touched? Right it wasn't and so it's so easy for him to say it is NOTHING. A stranger's hand on your butt is SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

What sort of world am I living in?

Shut up, stupid fvck... People without minds of their own. Would you have known what harassment was if not for the stupid social construct about what should be what and what shouldn't..

No wonder they said with all their education they still have the herd mentality..

The lab stool may not be comfortable for your lazy arse, but don't think it would be the same for other students . Don't use your flawed body posture to cause problem where there is none..

Every little thing shouldn't be sexual harassment.. dumb fvck.. I dislike your thinking for trying to make it one..

EdiskyHarry:
apart from being stupid, what else do you do for a living?
so if some armies were missing, it means the whole community is responsible for it right?

I always wonder why.. A very senseless and animalistic approach of a supposed trained professionals.

Now, what is the difference between this stupid fvcks(harm-me) and any armed group terrorizing a community?

Look for the perpetrators, stupid fvcks (harm-me) go say no.. To them, that's a long process.

Just target and kill most of the young men there and maybe few women and children. Then burn their houses and markets...

wallay77:
Nigerian government.. anywhere belle face...them no dey think at all

Seriously, these guys no dey think.

applying emotions to their actions like females.

Them get issues with some groups, the next thing na to involve every one around the neighborhood...

Moneyboyz:
Big breast fall and become useless overtime especially after childbirth (all that sucking), but those small tits stay firm and standing forever.
I love one hand one tit, meaning a tit thats too much for one hand to handle is a no no for me.

Good one there.

Samkizz20:
your own opinion though.

Correct, na so.. My opinion and choice..

One meat is another man poison..

Samkizz20:
Having small boobs

Guy, after see many boobs.

I come like small boobs with sharp nipples..

Fat fvcks

1. Try to make politics less attractive( like cancelling security votes to governors, cut executive and legislative budgets, etc) . All those jumbo pay should be outrightly reduced. Cos with less money at their disposal, many of our current politicians will have no interest in politics, hence their limited funds to sponsor political thuggery, banditry, armed robbery, terrorism etc.

Cos, most of them are responsible for insecurity since time immemorial..

2. Now, you need to understand that people become generally hopeless over time if they perceive steady slow growth, low income and depending on other people for a long time.

So, we need to use most of the money gotten from security votes and reduced budgets to set up programmes(using experts) across the nation that would reduce low income, slow growth and idleness among the youths, giving them a sense of hope..

3. We must secure our borders, this is one of the major problem, the proliferation of small arms and light weapons are just everywhere in our country. without these weapons, boys, bandits, terrorists no go fit cause major attacks like the ones we are experiencing. It's also a great problem due to negligence and greed of our security forces.
A one time minister of interior, Abba Moro once said that ,there are over 1449 irregular (illegal) and 84 regular (legal) identified entry routes into Nigeria, confirms the very porous state of these borders which permits the illicit transnational arms trafficking..


In summary : For me na to find ways to reduce and make politics less attractive, then use the money run programmes to reduce idleness, low income and try improve growth, using experts and transparent people. Lastly, seriously look for ways to secure borders..

Eh no easy but if we serious and support the changes. Then insecurity go reduce wella.

elisha820:
What should I do?

Remove emotions from that relationship.

Just fvck her anytime she comes around and stop giving her money.

She will get the message and find her level with time..

No give yourself headache because one undergraduate

azpekuliar:
Somebody that must have been conceived after a night of hard partying to DMX tracks back in tha day

. Guy you crazy mehn..

Or11:
The matter at hand isn't about males, is it?

So, the matter at hand shouldn't be about children, too. Is it?

Or11:
I remember this story . The judicial system in Nigeria is a big shame. Nothing works in that country. Such crimes such as arm robbery, rape, violence against women and children should not be toyed with.

What about teen boys and men?

TheUndercover:
They still knelt down. SMH. Being a soldier doesn't stop simping though.

I just don't imagine the stress some men go through in the name of proposal. Not even virgins for that matter, used hoes!.

For your information soldiers are the highest simps. Most times, the things they talk about are how they dealt with a civilian and the women they like and want to fvck..

Soldier wey fit give girlfriend him salary just to fvck...

Oju4190:
She dey shift her womb......Females are not suppose to lift heavy load such as dis

Sir, do you believe in gender equality?

Felabrity:
Main reason why people helped her, was because she was trying to work and school herself

Especially tough work like bricklaying

The post has reached over over 50,000 people


Lol, it's really gender related

There are thousands of others especially men that are doing that kind of work and still schooling, but no one is helping them

You got the point already...

Gender equality is so real..

stanwheellz:
Na the new pattern to ask for help now

You mean new pattern for females. Cos this new pattern won't work for men..

Gender equality is so real.

Felabrity:
Yea I saw it,

A lot of people really helped her on twitter

I mean alot

That was her mission. And it worked.

Pussified Era. Trust me, na thirsty men go help her pass.. Gender equality is so real..

Rodwave:
You are taking about makeup. Something like sanitary pad which men has no relationship with they couldn't invent for themselves.

. No be lie..

TalkTalkTwins:
Yea

That is why they invented almost everything in the world presently
From automobiles, to airplanes, social networking platforms and even country flags, they were all made by women!

Even the make up they wear were invented by men.
Such intelligent creatures. Gender that can't build even a mud house all by themselves.

Mostly, their intelligence is how to use their femininity to seduce and manipulate thirsty beta bux men to give them positions..

Ameachi is just catching trips like a politician he is, you know... if he had said that men are more intelligent(undisputed) than women. That statement would of brought him a lot of attacks and perhaps a sleepless night from the hands of pvssy worshippers, feminists and the media..

Men lie just to please these people..