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[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=108503454][/quote]Banging a succulent and tight puna makes me forget my anger within some secs

chrisxxx:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-arsenal-aubameyang-captain-arteta-25693262.amp

Who cares about the kettle calling the pots black…T’anni Coachee Isonu. Mtcheeew

efeski:
Teacher Don't Teach Me Nonesense

Mr Audu won drive the girl crazy like Audi

Omicronvaccine:
Big Brother Naija star, Boma Akpore stated that he has kept jobless Nigerians busy by giving them content to talk about, IgbereTV reports.

He also called out Nigerians, writing:


He said he needs to be paid by President Buhari for keeping "this jobless Nigerians busy".

Boma who recently arrived in New York City said Nigeria is an environment where people are afraid to talk or express themselves for fear they won't be given jobs.

He thanked God for "growth and options".

Read his Instastories below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1407695/bbnaijas-boma-buhari-pay-salary-keeping-jobless-nigerians-busy/

Lmao, see who is talking…Nkita

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to learn....ain't no niggar of engineering

Computer science got me

I must learn....apart from smoking weed, banging pussy, drinking beer, bombing and key boarding. A real niggarrr should always seek for knowledge anyday anytime twice on Thursday especially on issues beyond his gadmnnn comprehension

Not yet...efcc never burst me.....although am still staying low and changing my Internet protocol

But to be serious....I know say efcc never burst me because my money never long well..
That is why I go double my huzzle next year and make enough money so that efcc nor go come my area begin arrest people and leave me behind

Bad man tinz…

StagethemTVee:
Nollywood actress Didi Ekanem was thrown into shock and tears as she watched her house being razed by fire.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXkpcgJMtA



https://www.instagram.com/p/CW1CTcBKnbC/?utm_medium=copy_link

Fear no more for thy Boory shall make a way for you…

AdvocateWriter:
Is this normal?

That’s a simple logic of if you can’t beat them, you join them…The pelsin name should be Sensima

Biodun556:
https://www.facebook.com/1517975318310065/posts/4534248390016061/

That’s a logic of confusing the Death, he go be like” see pelsin wey I won kill sef won kill me

bloomstories:
Nigerian model, Favour who fought for admission for 6 years rolls out red carpet as she graduates

A Nigerian model and beauty queen, Favour Umeike who fought for university admission has rolled out the red carpet in celebration as she finally graduates.

Queen Favour Umeike who is the reigning Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria graduated from Biology department of Ignatius Ajuru University of Education, Port Harcourt Rivers State.

The gender advocate who could not hide her joy took to the social media to express gratitude to God for an academic journey that ended successfully.

She wrote, "Certified Graduate��
"B.Sc.Ed Biology bagged☑☑☑
"2nd graduate of Benjamin's family�‍�‍�
"All thanks to God�
"Dad and mum, I'm forever grateful�
"6 yrs of Admission Fight + 4 yrs of His grace in school= 10yrs product of greatness���"

She has since flooded her social media pages with pictures of her and friends engage in celebration galore after her final exams.

She is expected to participate in the mandatory one year national youth service.

Recall that thousands of admission seekers have in recent times been frustrated with unfavourable policies of government in education sector, making it difficult for such candidates to secure admission immediately after their secondary education.

Apart from multiple tests they are subjected to after JAMB, the issue of region remains a determinant factor before students are offered admission to the higher institution.

With the recent introduction of National Identity Number, NIN as a compulsory requirement for admission seekers who wish to sit for JAMB exams, there are speculations that many, especially in the rural communities will be schemed out, a development that may truncate their dreams.

Source:
https://www.statepress.ng/2021/11/nigerian-model-favour-who-fought-for.html

She go sabi collect wella, she Garrit…Let he who have the spiritual eyes see what the spirit is pointing.

nairavsdollars:
I came into Lagos yesterday and I drove through Third Mainland Bridge today. The water looked so brownish which left me wondering, can divers enter this water? If they go under, can they see anything?

Sure diver’s can dive in, just that the person would have to prepare his will down that’s if he hasn’t done that before, and he go gat pay up any debt his owing cos it’s a Journey of no return. No two ways about it, ku is ku.

Mrporanir:
Davido is broke , baba use style dey indirectly beg for funds. Don't be fooled.

You don’t call a man with many assets broke, or have you lost thy mind ni�‍♂️

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=107716788][/quote]Sorry mister, I will have to disagree with you on this…..Go and do your home work proply.

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.thecable.ng/world-bank-high-food-prices-could-push-6m-more-nigerians-into-poverty

We would never forget these days 2015-2023…I will tell it to my children and my grand children if we never pahin before then��

Mood11:
Na cup wey Don full people dey like pour water inside

If na fellow poor man wey really need the money post account number people go open mouth call am names.

If you like get carried away and send your last penny to Davido, Obi Cubana, Wizkid or even Don Jazzy na you get your money and only you go suffer the hunger wey go follow am

That is the exactly reason why one has to hustle and make this money any which way, Na pelsin wey don win people dey associate with.�

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/FG-raises-power-tariff-December-begins-free-meters-purchase

This government and heartbreak be like rice and beans, Na so so bad news since they seize power�

AllKnowing:
You just need to die nothing else.

MODIFIED:

People like OP grow up to be:
1. Wicked politicians that impoverish their constituents so only their families live in abundance.

2. Lecturers who demand blocking or sex for grades.

3. That your uncle who goes diabolical to kill your father because he was able to train you to the university.

4. That policeman who opens fire on a group of boys in a sleek Mercedes S-class only because he didn’t enjoy such privileges when he was a youngster.

You don’t have to say this Man, what he needs here is nothing but encouragement, the forces he’s facing is beyond him…I believe what he needs right now is deliverance since he was able to confess it.

nairalandankrah:
https://gazettengr.com/bandits-require-money-land-compensation-to-stop-killings-sheikh-gumi/

This shit can only happen in this shit-hole called Nigeria….Mtcheeew.

blackmamber:
Hello room. I bought this Boston terrier for 450k about 7 months ago.
Suddenly I started noticing discharge and blueish stuff in his eyes plus red too (only in his left eye )

I took him to the vet immediately and they gave him meds and injection but I noticed nothing changed

I have gone to different vet within this 2 weeks and they kept collecting my money and nothing is changing

Please if you’ve gone through this before I would love to know how you treated it. I don’t want my dog to go blind

In addition.
I called the seller and he said the same thing happened to his mom and it disappeared but he can’t really remember what he used because he used a lot of meds and applied alovera inside her eyes

Try consult a Vet bro, they have answer to ur Kweshon

viralmaged:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmO8uylFKYQ

Nigerian Actor Bolanle Ninalowo shares video of him and American Rapper Jarule on his Instagram page .


Jarule is Nigeria for the Trophy Stout Extra Special Stout Festival.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWP9V7llxJ_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Jarule is always on time, still reminds me of the good bad days, Lolz. #Legend’sDoings�

Adebeeyi:
https://fij.ng/article/mayowa-olukehinde-of-breach-menders-collected-n50m-from-investors-now-hes-unreachable/

My candid advise to you all is to desist from anything called money doubling or money flipping, it’s nothing but a pure scam. I’ve had my own fair share as dem local yahoo yahoo Boiz don use door slam my hand�

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/senate-mourns-120-nigerians-killed-by-bandits-in-sokoto-market/

The only answer to these menace is state police, take it or leave it.�

ebukajay184:
Nigerian comedian, Chief Echofe lay on the floor to make a marriage proposal to his girlfriend, IgbereTV reports.

She said yes to his proposal.

He shared the photos on his Facebook page with the caption;


https://www.facebook.com/107457051574685/posts/188129150174141/

Another Spanner lost �

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/frsc-vehicle-loses-control-kills-two-injures-five-in-bauchi/

Na only in 9ja we dey see this kahin news…Lord have mercy�

KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.

The same way she’ll tell you to abandon ur family in the nearest future…Use ur brain man

Holiness2100:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16626159/wife-falls-death-photos-edge-cliff/amp/

I think she purposely decided to end it there once and for all, that’s suicidal �

DamianX:
There's is something suspicious I noticed. A friend went for a bank upgrade which I accompanied him.
While he made available the documents needed, I noticed he was ask questions and one of the questions which got my attention was concerning his address.
They were interested in his address and the lady even asked "if one needs to find you, is this the address that will work?"

At the marketing room he told me he was asked the description of the building he resides in like the color, bungalow or story, gate colour

So to those who are enlightened on this, my question is why is such information needed especially the details of his residence?.
Is there a reason for this?

Maybe he’s seeking a loan, so that’s very necessary for proper detailing.

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

I believe you should have known this during your courtship that your husband to be is not an headBoi/headMan, Lolz. But if you wouldn’t mind, we could be your counselor, Lolz.

ebukajay184:
MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada (Photo)

Nigerian comedian, MC Morris, says he plans to relocate to Nigeria due to the high cost of living abroad, IgbereTV reports.

In a post shared on his Instastories, MC Morris listed some of the items he pays ''exorbitant fees'' for. He said this is his last month in Canada as he is on his way back to Nigeria.

https://igberetvnews.com/1404670/mc-morris-plans-relocate-nigeria-due-high-cost-living-canada-photo/

2300$ for monthly rent
400$ for monthly issuance
80$ for wifi monthly
75$ for phone bill
100$ for car park.
Feeding, gas and small family problem not included yet o.
This is my last month in Canada, naija here I come, naija nor difficult like this.

But you’ve never had an encounter with Bandits and the ungun known men bah, anyways be coming we can’t wait to welcome you back to your father land…Awofia

officialmario:
Dear Nairalanders

There is this issue that is bothering my mind, I have promise to be faithful to my wife and always let her know whatever comes in for me.
But the problem is that I always tell her how money is spent, and whenever I present list for whatever we buy and all other expenses, but each time she sees anything like I sent 10k to my mother, she always pick up fight with me, and I have not been biased, I send money to her mother too.

I don't know why she is acting like this, and It doesn't make me a happy man at home.
Please I need your advice on what I can do, I don't want to hide anything from my wife.

Well since it’s like that, my advise is that You must learn to practice hide and seek game, I believe you should be able to decode that

Josephali:
For the matured men here, how long should a man abstain from sexual activity if wifey delivered a child,
Another thing is how do men cope that period? I mean sexually. From the information my wife is giving me is that we need to avoid anything sexually for 4month, just to avoid unforeseen pregnant, is this true, how una dey take cope Na? Sexually?

Get yourself an Auxiliary man, that’s the real deal