₦airaland Forum

Mood11:
Na cup wey Don full people dey like pour water inside

If na fellow poor man wey really need the money post account number people go open mouth call am names.

If you like get carried away and send your last penny to Davido, Obi Cubana, Wizkid or even Don Jazzy na you get your money and only you go suffer the hunger wey go follow am

That is the exactly reason why one has to hustle and make this money any which way, Na pelsin wey don win people dey associate with.�

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/FG-raises-power-tariff-December-begins-free-meters-purchase

This government and heartbreak be like rice and beans, Na so so bad news since they seize power�

AllKnowing:
You just need to die nothing else.

MODIFIED:

People like OP grow up to be:
1. Wicked politicians that impoverish their constituents so only their families live in abundance.

2. Lecturers who demand blocking or sex for grades.

3. That your uncle who goes diabolical to kill your father because he was able to train you to the university.

4. That policeman who opens fire on a group of boys in a sleek Mercedes S-class only because he didn’t enjoy such privileges when he was a youngster.

You don’t have to say this Man, what he needs here is nothing but encouragement, the forces he’s facing is beyond him…I believe what he needs right now is deliverance since he was able to confess it.

nairalandankrah:
https://gazettengr.com/bandits-require-money-land-compensation-to-stop-killings-sheikh-gumi/

This shit can only happen in this shit-hole called Nigeria….Mtcheeew.

blackmamber:
Hello room. I bought this Boston terrier for 450k about 7 months ago.
Suddenly I started noticing discharge and blueish stuff in his eyes plus red too (only in his left eye )

I took him to the vet immediately and they gave him meds and injection but I noticed nothing changed

I have gone to different vet within this 2 weeks and they kept collecting my money and nothing is changing

Please if you’ve gone through this before I would love to know how you treated it. I don’t want my dog to go blind

In addition.
I called the seller and he said the same thing happened to his mom and it disappeared but he can’t really remember what he used because he used a lot of meds and applied alovera inside her eyes

Try consult a Vet bro, they have answer to ur Kweshon

viralmaged:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmO8uylFKYQ

Nigerian Actor Bolanle Ninalowo shares video of him and American Rapper Jarule on his Instagram page .


Jarule is Nigeria for the Trophy Stout Extra Special Stout Festival.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWP9V7llxJ_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Jarule is always on time, still reminds me of the good bad days, Lolz. #Legend’sDoings�

Adebeeyi:
https://fij.ng/article/mayowa-olukehinde-of-breach-menders-collected-n50m-from-investors-now-hes-unreachable/

My candid advise to you all is to desist from anything called money doubling or money flipping, it’s nothing but a pure scam. I’ve had my own fair share as dem local yahoo yahoo Boiz don use door slam my hand�

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/senate-mourns-120-nigerians-killed-by-bandits-in-sokoto-market/

The only answer to these menace is state police, take it or leave it.�

ebukajay184:
Nigerian comedian, Chief Echofe lay on the floor to make a marriage proposal to his girlfriend, IgbereTV reports.

She said yes to his proposal.

He shared the photos on his Facebook page with the caption;


https://www.facebook.com/107457051574685/posts/188129150174141/

Another Spanner lost �

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/frsc-vehicle-loses-control-kills-two-injures-five-in-bauchi/

Na only in 9ja we dey see this kahin news…Lord have mercy�

KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.

The same way she’ll tell you to abandon ur family in the nearest future…Use ur brain man

Holiness2100:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16626159/wife-falls-death-photos-edge-cliff/amp/

I think she purposely decided to end it there once and for all, that’s suicidal �

DamianX:
There's is something suspicious I noticed. A friend went for a bank upgrade which I accompanied him.
While he made available the documents needed, I noticed he was ask questions and one of the questions which got my attention was concerning his address.
They were interested in his address and the lady even asked "if one needs to find you, is this the address that will work?"

At the marketing room he told me he was asked the description of the building he resides in like the color, bungalow or story, gate colour

So to those who are enlightened on this, my question is why is such information needed especially the details of his residence?.
Is there a reason for this?

Maybe he’s seeking a loan, so that’s very necessary for proper detailing.

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

I believe you should have known this during your courtship that your husband to be is not an headBoi/headMan, Lolz. But if you wouldn’t mind, we could be your counselor, Lolz.

ebukajay184:
MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada (Photo)

Nigerian comedian, MC Morris, says he plans to relocate to Nigeria due to the high cost of living abroad, IgbereTV reports.

In a post shared on his Instastories, MC Morris listed some of the items he pays ''exorbitant fees'' for. He said this is his last month in Canada as he is on his way back to Nigeria.

https://igberetvnews.com/1404670/mc-morris-plans-relocate-nigeria-due-high-cost-living-canada-photo/

2300$ for monthly rent
400$ for monthly issuance
80$ for wifi monthly
75$ for phone bill
100$ for car park.
Feeding, gas and small family problem not included yet o.
This is my last month in Canada, naija here I come, naija nor difficult like this.

But you’ve never had an encounter with Bandits and the ungun known men bah, anyways be coming we can’t wait to welcome you back to your father land…Awofia

officialmario:
Dear Nairalanders

There is this issue that is bothering my mind, I have promise to be faithful to my wife and always let her know whatever comes in for me.
But the problem is that I always tell her how money is spent, and whenever I present list for whatever we buy and all other expenses, but each time she sees anything like I sent 10k to my mother, she always pick up fight with me, and I have not been biased, I send money to her mother too.

I don't know why she is acting like this, and It doesn't make me a happy man at home.
Please I need your advice on what I can do, I don't want to hide anything from my wife.

Well since it’s like that, my advise is that You must learn to practice hide and seek game, I believe you should be able to decode that

Josephali:
For the matured men here, how long should a man abstain from sexual activity if wifey delivered a child,
Another thing is how do men cope that period? I mean sexually. From the information my wife is giving me is that we need to avoid anything sexually for 4month, just to avoid unforeseen pregnant, is this true, how una dey take cope Na? Sexually?

Get yourself an Auxiliary man, that’s the real deal

Holiness2100:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10108035/amp/Adorable-animal-snaps-melt-hardest-heart.html

And I have gotten this to be added too, handsome grasshopper

Icouldhave:
Hi all

We the children have sat my dad down and talked to him, to the extent we are tired, how can an old man at this stage in life still fornicating.

Money we sent to him for his upkeeps, he is using it to feed another man's children. several times my mom have seen vega 200 in his pockets during laundry.

The annoying thing is this woman he is frolicking with is a known area miscreant, I don't know if he's jazzed or it's something else.

A man at this age is not supposed to have sexual urge, besides while he was young he didn't do like this.

(no insults on my dad please, we respect him, he did alot for us his children both male and female)

Please how do we the children handle this issue?

You’ve already said it all my Dear, you said he wasn’t like that when he was young, but one thing you all failed to understand is that your Dad is on another phase of his life, your Dad is exploring and experimenting a new thing, so I will advise you guys to leave him and allow him enjoy himself, Chikena

BeeBeeOoh:
A member of the Senate Committee on Health, Gershom Bassey on Tuesday opposed the move by the Ministry during the 2022 budget defence of the Federal Ministry of Health.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/26/nigerias-health-ministry-plans-borrow-n82-billion-buy-mosquito-nets

Make dem kuku put up the cowntry for sale on E-Bay make everybody rest o jere

Bonemarrow32:
Yes, that wonderful exclamation when I finally cum

Cum? I think that means nothing now a days as she’ll still be demanding for more till thy kingdom come

JackDaAlienz:
I went to pick her up from uni then drove her to my house.
We chilled drank wine then bleeped well
After sex I decided to drive her back to school.
On our way my back tire brake just lock
The wheel stopped rotating.
I had to Shell out 10k to repair

2nd time with this same girl yesterday night we had sex
This morning I got a message that the items I planned to ship from Canada was cancelled.

Why do I experience these badluck events after having sex with this girl

So many bad bitches like that roaming around with their baddest bad luck, I will advise you take a C-caution before it’s too late bro. I don experience am before too

TheDemola:
https://punchng.com/battle-at-synagogue-tb-joshuas-family-disciples-crisis-worsens-trustee-alleges-threat-to-life/

But why running from pole to pole if indeed you’ve gat no skeleton in thy cupboard, I suspect thy ways are not pure indeed

obembet:
Watch the moment police arrest protesters during interview


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4g5fQ4w0pc

That looks like a scenario where the hunter later caught the bush meat after being initially caught by the bush meat

Nnewi2:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/why-i-slept-with-my-daughter-suspect/

Hmm, many are mad, but few are roaming…Ewu

StagethemTVee:
Dele Momodu is upset at the behaviour of a possibly drunk Kwam 1 prostrating for the Ooni of Ife but shaking hands with the Oluwo of Iwo and disrespecting him verbally. The Fuji artiste is seen in a video challenging the Iwo king and asking why he did not invite him to the chieftancy coronation of Dele Momodu. Dele Momodu venting below:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv0m74ISozg

Forget the comparison, just settle your rift with him, lobatan.

SolutionsMed:
https://dailytrust.com/appeal-court-fixes-february-for-suit-seeking-to-void-buharis-election

Nobody will fall for this gimmick as we can clearly see it from afar, let the Northerners go and rest for now cos their plans has already been bursted before arrival. This generation you dealing with is not your mate

UDOKABESTLUV:
Update From . COM

A man has been dragged by Facebook users for a post he made, calling on the Lagos State Government to introduce mode of dressing for women in the state, Reports.

As Sighted By , The man took a photo of an unsuspecting woman in public and posted it on Facebook.

He then condemned her appearance and asked that women's mode of dressing be regulated, Reports.

However, rather than get support, he got comments asking why he's obsessed with what a woman is wearing. Others asked why he took a photo of a woman going about her business.

Tokunbo Omolase said: "Special appeal to Governor Sanwo Olu: Kindly introduce mode of dressing for ladies in Lagos state, how can a lady dress like this at 8.04 am, Tuesday, 12th October, 2021 and leave New Garage Bariga in public commercial bus for Lekki in Lagos."

“If parents and family members are not checking mode of dressing should government avoid their responsibility for a good Society.”

This one is a pervert pro max, no doubt

HonNL:
Omoyele Sowore

Trust this man at your own peril

ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/facebook-boss-mark-zuckerbergs-net-25137762

Is that for real or are you Kidney me

WriterNig:
@FC Spartak Moscow


Brutal! �

If big suffer knack pelsin down, small small suffer sef go climb pelsin head, can you imagine Spartacos Moscow of all club

[quote author= post=106458027]Honest comments please.....

[/quote]I did everything humanly possible, but as I won pour water and soap ontop my phone wash ham, Na there I pick say make I run call one or two pelsin first to know weytin Dey occur