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jagunlabi:
^^^^ Like i said before, i have no authority to reject or accept any event that happens in this reality no matter how weird it may seem.So i will remain with my "maybe, maybe not" logic.
The scientist are now more increasingly accepting what the ancient spiritualists have been saying for millenia, that this reality is a simulated 3D holographic illusion, and it is very maleable if somebody knows how to do it.If this is really true, then it becomes very clear why such weird phenomenons can happen because the corpse and the bank notes are all holographic illusions anyway.
Can a dead body turn to or produce bank notes? I do not know, but i cannot and do not rule it out completely because i do not have all the data yet.That remains my stand for now.Let us all wait for more informations before making a final conclusion on what can and cannot happen in this reality.

But i tell you what, with the right 3D animation and special effect software, i can make a corpse sing and dance and spray bank notes straight from his/her mouth in a digital world created by me and it will look real if is know my stuff and possess a good system.
Do you understand what i am pointing at here?
-Computer created digital world with a corpse that can do anything, generated by a good combination of 3D graphics and special effect software
-3D holographic simulated reality
-Moneymaking rituals
-Banknotes producing corpses.

I am believing it more and more everyday that this reality that we live in is a computer generated 3D holographic simulated reality, so nothing can be too weird to me anymore.We can't possibly know what is real for us and what is not because there is nothing else we can compare and contrast this reality with.This reality is all we know.Unfortunately, we will have to die or sign out, as i like to put it, before we know what is behind the scene.
As for now, anything is possible, even corpses that produce banknotes.

@jagun, the lines between spirit-ism and science will only thin further

Well it is a matter of structural design and fluid mechanics

1: Structural Design
The design of a man's urinal tool (also for copulation and other stuff not mentioned here) is such that it is enclosed between two round objects called balls. Now the balls contain fluids that serve several purposes outside ejecting semen (providing vitamin S for the ladies etc). The balls contain sweat glands that often compound the presence of epidermal flakes around the thigh area, causing flakes of skin to mix with sweat that causes brown color you may or may not have noticed in the underwear. Because the urinal tool is not washed immediately after use (an innovative design if i might add) It accumulates little salty residues that cause rust to the underwear.

2: Fluid Mechanics
The intelligent engineers who designed the urinal tool made sure that it works like a self-regulating faucet (or tap) and can go from still pressure (during s.ex), low pressure to high pressure when it is in active use. but the problem is that after the urinal tool is returned to its position, there is residual pressure which causes a temporal leak to occur. this can occur up to 5 times a day. the result is that the golden brown pee mixes with the sweat from the balls and the flaking skin around the thigh area to cause a dirty brown color on the boxers.

For women, they have no such design challenges and the fluid mechanics is not self-regulating it is all pressure or no pressure at all. 

I hope i have resolved your confusion around the matter

TBJ has nothing to prove to anyone, if he heals Chiluba and overlooks yaradua it is just the same as taking Ghana BS to the u21 finals and overlooking Nigeria SE or having Ghana's presido win the elections and letting jonathan fall to the starved vultures in our polity. The guy get identity crisis so leave him be.

Rurouni Kenshin - Only up to the finale with Shishio
Afro Samura - Resurrection
Afro Samurai
Death Note
Samurai Champloo
Blade of the Immortal
Dark Blood Brothers
Ninja Scroll
Ninja Scroll TV Series
Ninja Resurrection
Sengoku Basara
Hellsing
Doomed Megalopolis
Urotsokidoji - Legend of the Overfiend
Darker than Black
Escaflowne

These ones i would watch again

Please allow the guy to preach. i am interested in knowing how my league is faring these days. harsh economic times have forced a lot of souls to God, not even the promise of sharp-sharp ritual monies is appealing anymore.

Allow this potic nigga talk

I lack the depth to analyze this with any sense of conviction so i will say like so,

It is claimed that Enoch did not die but was taken up to heaven, so was Elijah in their bodily form. Now Jesus died (from numerous eye-witness accounts i gather ) and rose on the 3rd day and ascended into heaven. What i have wondered is why we are promised heavenly (ethereal) spiritual bodies (since God is not in physical bodily form), why have some people carried this slowly rotting corpse to Heaven. to what end and based on what level of Wisdom.

I would like to believe that everyone dies (passes over) to enter a new world (dimension) in a different consciousness that is befitting for that world. same confusion when i hear that heaven is tiled with marble and has roads paved with Gold and gates of pearl, i mean of what use is this to a spirit form that can better appreciate non-worldly things, na wa for these writers sef

I have always asked, what cream does this guyuse. abeg i want am the most improved (most handsome) pastor , not even Oyaks looks this good after 10 years in the ministry. This guy went from Beast to God-Damm!! handsome Niggu

KunleOshob:
2 Peter 2:3
And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandize of you:

@KunleOshob, thanks for thsi line, I Peter was a man after my heart. I will make a note of this

I trust you will find (as always) some posters who will throw logic into the wind and expect this beer-affiliated coach to take SE through to the Finals of SA2010. At best he will just be a fresh wind of change. nothing to turn Yobo into a purposeful pillar of defence or Shittu into a fast defender nor Yakubu into a fit youngster or Kanu into a prolific striker. such are our expectations but we failt to see how close we are and the fact that NFF is still in charge. we shall see Nwaneri play ahead of Odia, Yakubu ahead of, and so forth,

Trust there to be one Daniel (of the Abacha Million March fame) among us. everytime somne bastard leader runs Nigeria dry, we always find one idiot who sees some good about bad leaders to warrant pity from those who suffered on his watch. I pray daily for Yaradua and his family to suffer the same conditions he suffers and i wish him dead together with the senate and Reps who earned billions during teh past 2 yrs and have nothing to show for it. Bastards and their sycophants

We all talk in empty halls and throw ideas in crowded buses. no fault of ours.
But the fault lies with over 150 million Nigerians, we are soooo confused and docile that we cannot but intellectualize to a polity who's art is stupidity, wickedness and evil, for all those who still spend huge amounts of time intellectualizing the solution for Nigeria, I pray your children live long enough to see your dreams come true.

Otherwise recognize a rat for what it is, a bringer of disease and death. Our leadership is a rat from Presidency to Councilman, rather than taking a long-winded, diplomatic and intellectual approach, why not be animalistic and unreasonable just like the whole lot of our political leaders are, kill them one-by-one

Kanu Nwankwo, the most DATAMYND!! footballer on the SE today

Rashidi Yekini (of Bounvita Fame), He is still on my Top 10 of the best No 9s to ever play the game

We miss your purposeful, no-nonsense goal sense. I dare any body to parry your shot less catch it on a good day

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=404375.msg5590420#msg5590420 date=1267194683]We need PEACE~![/quote]We need WAR! on corrupt politicians, corrupt military,navy, air-force and most importantly, corrupt religious leaders.

A nation where a seating senator earns over 40 million in allowances every qtr, We are simple bastards with no liver to take what is rightfully ours, then we run to churches and mosques to pray for divine intervention, hisssssss.

Regardless the religion, god or faith. you will all still die, rot in earths arse and either

1: Go to Hell and writhe in pain from torture (for all eternity) or,
2: Go to Heaven and sing your throat dry or boink black-eyed virgins, or abstain from sex altogether (for christians) for all eternity

Either way, you are all going to die, think about it.
what you will do with your lives for all eternity

errrrrgh, what am i doing here

OMG!! I have no pupils. it is all white!! I am blind. Ogaga if I catch you ehhhhn

I am sorry if i do not get why Nigerians are happy with this development, is it the scrawny lanky and hungry police man at the check-point you should be worried about or Ogbonna and his ilk who have businesses, mansions and cars that their salaries cannot ordinarily pay for.

We all know how bladdy corrupt the police leadership is, how can they expect any less from the lower cadre, This stinks, if Onovo is fighting corruption he should start in-house, start from the top,

Bladdy pumpkin fool

jagunlabi:
A pastor can avoid all of the above and still be fake.

TRUE that

They have initiated wide-angle paradigm shifts, these days they will reek of anointing and you will drop like a MAGA

I double-dare him to predict anything about Yaradua, that im gemu go tear for Kirikiri this night

What is there to hate about Atheist They are not willing to believe a man was swallowed by a big fish and lived in the belly for three days
I have never seen a more confused lot than Christians, take Nigeria for example, 3rd largest christian population in the entire world and you would think that Hell is just a brothel away. a bunch of stinkin hypocrites.
remember, righteousness exalts a nation but sin is a reproach to any people, a bunch of delusional Jesus freaks

Thank God no Nigerian pastor is involved   . just when I am about to go into a profiting racket, that is when it starts to fold up, please ooooh. I must join this racket, even if na bamboo and palm fronds i start with, we will grow. AMEN  

feyiona:
I am surprised at the length that some people like Hard talk will go to destroy people. we have a missing president, and house of rep members whogo on junkie rides to saudi arabia. A gov. that uses 8b naira to dredge  a STREAM. and all but all he is bothered about is a gov who is actually working. Corruption can not be wiped out in a day so if u say Fashola is inflating contracts ask the question are the contracts done or not. so please lets face good issues and not chase shadows

Please, please please. for once let us ignore as we usually do, the sins of our leaders and concentrate on the works he has done, after all IBB got an award from ThisDay as a Champion of Democracy and yet his regime is the sole reason why we are at the silly depths we are today. but we smile and praise his skills of corruption. There is not one governor (Oshionmole included) that is not corrupt, but he is developing Lagos, Tinubu was praised to high heavens but what did he do for :Lagos after 8 years, ZIP!

Fashola, CHop wetin you fit chop then come back on PDP platform, Lagos is yours, after all IBORI owns NOtore and we are just chopping the fertilizer with relish, Haba Nigerians, appreciate a good gesture, the guy could have simply done like other governors before him and chopped till he left. and all we would do is complain (NUTTIN MORE)

Haba Kanoooou. I thought you were DATAMEjavascript:void(0);ENED! to succeed please ignore Amodu and his strategies and play till you are 30 then retire

You know Jesus watched this video clip and was barely able to sit on his chair due to the shock, exasperation and utter disbelief at what Benny was spurting in his name, the guy said WHATT!!!!! it cannot be, i never drove in a golden chariot or flew on the backs of angels, No, I wore dirty sandals and borrowed donkeys to preach my message, OMG! this is un@##cking unbelievable


My GOD!

evidence

OMG!! is this still on

me neither, and my sites from a-o are from databases, not one spot of content is static

The nostalgia is simply precious, Nigerians all dancing in jubilation the same way they did for Shonekan when IBB left the scene, Same way they did for Abacha when Shonekan left the scene, Same way they did for OBJ when Abacha left the scene,   a familiar pattern evolves, same way they said Yaradua was the unspoilt governor of katsina and that his lethargic pace was patience and wisdom not senility combined with liver disease, now we Jubilate for Jonathan GL, I duff my hat for us all