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Oga. which platform? PC, PS3, Wii, iPhone and iPod touch.

I have the PC version

Jroy:
guys, lets just hit this straight. In the post i said "imagine" he is mortal, the imagine makes a whole lot of difference.

Just like the old MTV hit "What if God was one of us" from Joan Osborne made a lot of difference to the music culture back then

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

Dude,  the thought if imagining a concept as an All-Divine/All-Consuming Evil/Infinitely-Unholy being as Satan becoming mortal simply defies the laws of sane thought.

Let me explain. If I told you to imagine that baboons suddenly became intelligent and possessed souls making them human. They are integrated into society and inter-marry, inter-mingle and are in politics and MEND and Police and you were married to one of them serving you breakfast and bending over when you need to boink,  the sheer enormity of having to tie all the inter-related pieces together can make one become insane, in fact, what you have just asked is mildly insane, but if you continue (I dare you) you will gradually slip into insanity, because for you to generalize on a broad-spectrum as you have just done will simply need a strong glue to prevent your mind from unraveling into a bungle of threads.

Only two classes of human beings are capable of holding two contradictory/directly opposing concepts in the same space at the same time without going insane. not even legendary scientists like Albert Einstein can

1: Nigerian Politicians
2: The Clinically Insane

So you can not seriously play this imagination to a level where it becomes serious enough for sane consideration. would you stab him in the stomach for causing adam and eve to SIN or would you treat him like a human since you realize that what he does is also a human failing. and if you can forgive him, then why not your neighbor who impregnated your 18-yr old daughter or the robber who despoiled and killed your wife or the policeman who shot your graduate son on the passing-out of NYSC ,  the threads are just to delicate and too inter-related to start thinking your concept through

How we love to wish the unjustly departed sorry and goodbye. we never ask what must be done, I doubt any policeman in Nigeria today who has committed murder of an innocent citizen has ever been brought to book and killed or locked up for life for his crime.

We all like to say sorry, May his soul rest in piece, one day it will be you and i doubt you will want people to just wish you sorry and rest in piece

We mortal minds seem to think the concept of Good and Evil, God and Satan, Christ and Anti-Christ is something purely related to religion. it is not.

in simple terms, The concept of God/Satan is an innate consciousness intended solely for the purpose of psychological balance. it is simply a mechanism that allows humans to act within safe boundaries rather than act like wild animals in the jungle. So the thought of having Satan killed reveals some psychosomatic condition you are currently experiencing. maybe the frustration of daily living, family problems, some trauma related to your childhood, y'know. stuff that you have buried deep inside your sub-conscious that associates your maladies with some mythical beast of religion called Satan, bros, Satan is not the cause of the world's problems, if you have not noticed. Man is,

[size=20pt]Genesis 6:5
And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.[/size]

It is well known that before Farida became EFCC chairman it was she who stood as Ibori's legal counsel during the hunt by Ribadu.

So i am wondering, where did the relationship turn sour with these two love-birds

Demdem:
My friend , where is your source. Read it all over again and u will see that that he didnt say that. OLODO.

No mind the OLODO RABATA

Why people misquote deliberately for useless aims, i do not know

The Real News is
[size=15pt]Messi "playing a kick-about with Jesus"[/size]
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/767712/ce/uk/?cc=3888&ver=global

Argentine legend Diego Maradona has said that Lionel Messi is in the form of his life, claiming he is "playing a kick-about with Jesus", but also warned he must maintain his focus.

Maradona is happy for Messi to emulate his achievements
GettyImagesMaradona is happy for Messi to emulate his achievements

Maradona is viewed as the greatest Argentine player of all time, but that title is under threat from the 22-year-old after a stunning season which reached its zenith on Tuesday night with a four-goal demolition of Arsenal in the Champions League.

Now the national coach has lavished praise on his star player, but warned Messi not to make the same mistakes that he did when he was a player.

"He's at a select level, being the best in the world and a star at Barcelona. Leo is playing kick-about with Jesus," Maradona said."There are moments when you are invaded by loneliness, but you have to be strong so you don't end up doing things one did," he said, apparently referring to his drug addiction during his playing days.

Maradona added that after Argentina's World Cup warm-up wni against Germany in Munich on March 3, he spent two hours with Messi talking about many issues.

"I told him I'd done my thing, now he has to make his career and at the end we'll see who was the greatest of all time. But he's on the right path. I saw that he's mature and full of will," Maradona said. "How could I not be happy for Messi to win the World Cup. The Maradona and Pele polemics will end and the best thing is that Messi is Argentine."

And according to his Barcelona team-mate Gerard Pique, who played with his as a youngster, Messi's talent was obvious from an early age.

''When I was coming through the ranks something happened that was going to change the history of the club - the signing of Leo,'' said Pique in the Daily Mail. ''I remember the first time he trained with us. He was so small we were afraid to touch him because we thought we'd hurt him. But then we all noticed his touch on the ball was not at all bad.

''Some of the coaches told us not to tackle him too hard so as not to injure him. But even if we wanted to, we couldn't get anywhere near him. He was so quick, he was impossible to tie down.''

Lagerback Doubts Kanu for World Cup Squad
http://allafrica.com/stories/printable/201003240046.html

Nigeria: Lagerback Doubts Kanu for World Cup Squad

23 March 2010

Lars Lagerback, the Eagles Technical Adviser, has cast doubt over the inclusion of the team's captain, Nwankwo Kanu, in the World Cup squad as he said that playing time at club level and not the number of caps would determine his selection of players.

Lagerback, who watched the Eagles' Team B training session yesterday, said that he was going to focus on assessing the Team A players through their performances at their respective clubs.

In the company of his Swede assistant, Roland Andersson, Lagerback said he was not going to rely on anyone's advice or records in his assessment of the players.

"I will assess the players on my own. It's not going to be on the basis of what you have done in the past, but what you are doing

currently. So, even if you have 70 caps, you have to be playing regularly," he maintained yesterday.

The former Swedish national team Coach said one advantage towards ensuring success in this regard is that he would establish a good rapport with most of the clubs the Nigerian players are playing for.

"I'll have to have a good rapport with all the players' clubs, and I will regularly be in touch with them and their physical fitness trainers to ascertain their level of fitness. I will not want to take half_fit player to South Africa for the World Cup," he said.

Lagerback explained that the likes of Obinna Nwaneri, Danny Shittu and Nwankwo Kanu would need to seek more club football playing time if they were going to be part of the team to the June 11 to July 11 World Cup finals.

"For now Nwaneri has to get a better club, because he is playing for a club in the United Arab Emirates in a league that is third_rate, while Shittu is not playing regular football at his club for now.

"The same thing goes for Kanu, and he and the other two are not in the right shape to play 90 minutes football.

"They can only play about 20 minutes of football, and we all know that we don't need that at the World Cup, but players who can play for 90 minutes," The Swede dropped.

He said what he needed to instill in his team to excel at the World Cup were good tactics and not the game's techniques at this point in time.

Dr Kitaun:
Dem don come again o!

No Dem still dey far away make u wait till dem reach where dem dey gooooo oh, (Where dem dey go!)

I am just wondering. if you guys have gone this far in your transaction via email, why are you bring it all here for everyone to see.

Do you want us to join in as well

Dude, for the girl to beg you in the name of God. it means you are not on her radar (you lack some features she requires)

Simple as ABC, if you know the type of girl she is and you understand her needs, you can check yoself to see if you can throw up a good match for those needs then she'll beg you in the name of God to marry her.

Leave her be and concentrate on improving yourself as a person, hot material and attractive dude with cash

it does not depend on anything. too much of anything is bad, why do husbands cheat, you give them too much egusi and they want to have a taste of okro sometimes. soooo

pace your passion a bit, pace your care as well (reminder not to be taken for-granted).

It is basic psychology, withdraw attention to create a need for attention

One has serious issues with women taking a leading role in society, the other is just as confused as a naked Arab with sand in the crack of his butt

The punany is only tighter because there is nuttin big enough to expand it, 

It is a simple myth propagated and supported by a male-dominated society to make amends for having a small man-hood.
The punany is designed to be elastic and yes because the muscles controlling contraction and expansion and more or less involuntary, women think they have let in too many big dawgs into the house now they need to tighten up so some smaller dawg will feel like a man.

ladies, forget it,  a man who says you punany is too big just has inferiority complex, why don't he make his sleep with-stick bigger to fill the hole. 

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Nairlanders, NBC is a lot like any Federal Institution, they have the very rare psychological condition that allows them to hold two contradictory realities while accepting both as equally true and correct from all aspects of intellectual decision-making.

1: They ban music videos and music suggestive of sexual acts but decide that Mercy Johnson wear barely cotton-pads and show her cleavage and thighs and mound to the audience and it is very okay.
2: They ban music with lyrics suggestive of the act of sex but let obesere and his ilk (fuji acts) have girls roll bottoms and bend-down Ass-up face-down with some dude with a microphone poking her behind.
3: They say it is not fit for kids to watch but TV stations Air Family Guy an Adult theme Cartoon with foul language and sex scenes for our kids to watch when they come back from School
It takes a clinically insane (not a hypocrite or biased nigguh) person to accept two realities at once and choose to take one option for two identical situation

When you employ monkeys into a position of power, they use their banana brains to make decisions that make you look like a monkey

Hmm i have a similar dude who also has an LPO but wants me to buy at inflated prices, pump corks for Ayobo power plant in Lagos.

chukwudi44:
Lagerwhenido did u not read d above quotation 4rm John 20:22_23

@chuks
touché,   touché,   

That in itself, without interpretation simply means that God can forgive sins (defacto), Jesus can forgive sins, Mary (Sweet Mother of God) can forgive sins and it seems by way of inheritance from the Apostles, appointed catholic priests can also forgive sins. don't you just love capitalism

It is important to understand that asking questions has a technique. rather than ask Why the Catholics Confess to a Man, you should go a level deeper to ask Why a Man has the power to forgive sins

"Your Sins are forgiven of you. go and sin no more"

I thought Jesus got butt-whipped just so he could be the sole forgiver of sins

If Kanu is our best and most experienced, then i suggest we call back Rashidi Yekini (Goals Father) and Make Yakubu Ayegbeni a permanent feature on the central striking role. Also Bring Back Jay-Jay Okocha and dump under-achieving Mikel Obi. Take out Shittu and call up Celestine Babayaro

@poster,  regardless of whether you are a God-fearing or Satan-worshiping person, you must understand what you are asking for and how to go about it and the consequences.

Let me define the word "curse" in the context i assume you mean

Curse: wish harm upon; invoke evil upon

What you should understand is that
1: You have the power to place a curse on any living thing (as described in secondary school biology - Characteristics of Living things)
2: You have the power to place a curse on non-living things (as described in secondary school biology - Characteristics of non-living things)

Let us go to the "historical" source of all cosmic energies. God

Man is created with an innate ability to cause to happen by simply voicing out statements.

Proverbs 18 The tongue has the power of life and death, and those who love it will eat its fruit.

Some insight is also given here

Joshua 1:8 Do not let this Book of the Law depart from your mouth; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful.


We are created in the image of Gods and possess similar characteristics both genetically and spiritually.in a manner of speaking, we are all Gods.
Just as God spake creation into being, we can in like manner speak blessings and curses into reality.

There is a technicality though, speaking (pronouncing a curse) is only one aspect of a chain of linked-processes that you must observe before a curse can become  manifest.
1: Conviction and Awareness (or building of will): Target a specific offense that this person has done to deserve the curse, tune you innate cosmic energies into becoming aware that the person or offense is negative energy that you must not only build-up but release in a super-charged, willful attack on that person's own innate cosmic energies, causing it become dis-harmonized allowing your willful attack manifest (it is really a battle of wills)
2: Focusing (faith-building or meditation) : This involves meditating in a rhythmic or counting manner (not all rosaries or prayer beads are used for good). using the assistance of chants or prayer beads (very effective). you begin to pronounce this specific curse targeted on a specific area of the individual's life that will cause the most damage (cosmic energies automatically converge on the most active part of a person's life to either promote or demote spiritual harmony). the purpose is not to deliver the curse itself, but to engage and tune your innate cosmic energies for the purpose of dispensing the curse
3: Dispensing (or hexing or cursing) : is the easiest part of the process but it must be done at the right time of the day and place where cosmic energies are at their peak. if you are good at detecting ley lines (typically at cross-roads, if you believe that lore) then you can go there between 4:00AM and 4:30AM (forget the full moon that is for weirdos). pronounce your curse with these images in your mind, the offense, the target then curse. then simply walk away un-burdened of the offense and assured of the fact that the curse has found its way to the target.

There are also two levels of placing curses that you can approach based on the level of damage you want done. with either approach you must also consider the target (individual or family) what is the strength of his cosmic energies? are they in harmony, what is the level his spiritual consciousness. depending on how strong these variables are, you can leverage them to your advantage (the concept of self-sustaining curses)

1: Self-generated curses (the one described above)
2: Entity-generated curses (assisted by cosmically-charged objects or ethereal entities that are better-tuned to manipulating cosmic energies

But that is for another discussion.

So be on your way a-cursing 

Kanu, to rise from the ashes of history, once again

He is a very DATAMIN fellow

I am not an expert in politricks but from history we have learned that sycophants change loyalties once you are out of the country too long (3 days is too much). Goodluck had better have something far-reaching to talk about than getting Nigeria off the terror list.

Electoral Reforms
Power Reforms
Religious Reforms
Economic Reforms (Not Soludonomics or Sanusinomics)

I cannot say i'd hold my breath but this "meet" won't amount to significant benefit to solving a quarter of Nigeria's numerous problems. it is simply a diplomatic show

with the way the NFA NFF is run. Amodu will be back to coach the super eagles a record 6th time

as to the question which defender can stop Messi. i have one,

MIKEL OBI afterall he was runner-up to best player in the youth championships

Damix007:
Where in Lagos can i get Street Fighter 4 game CD or is it possible to download it online?

I have the Street Fighter 4 PC DVD iso. I downloaded the torrent. took 3 days
Plays sluggishly on XP laptop with 2GB Ram and Nvidia Force Video

If you want. I can burn it on a DVD for ya send me a PM

Y'all think Ibori can be brought down (Just like that), na wa to una ooooh  

The Current EFCC Chairman Mistress Farida Waziri was formerly Ibori legal adviser
The FG dismissed all Money Laundering Charges against this thug based on a legal technicality (in other words, the EFCC and Federal Government either lost critical case files or filed them inapproporiately)  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8418302.stm

Current Acting President does not have the clout, political will or even liver to dare touch the hem of Ibori's garment when he has not even smelt the sordid misdeeds of Ibrahim Bagangida or Obasanjo

Abeg leave matter,all you will see is a lot of aimless bush-fire activity and nothing will ever happen

Let me give you a strange advise. I was arrested once for carrying a laptop without a receipt. This was in mushin. I was taken to a police station and asked to write a statement that i forgot the receipt and will retrieve it within 24hrs of consider the laptop seized.

I quickly rushed to a friend at lawanson who sold electronics and asked him to write a receipt for a second-hand laptop (my first mistake) and give to me. He did, I squeezed it a bit and rubbed some dirt on it. (thinking i was smart) when i got back to the station, they asked for the original receipt not a second hand one. I tried to explain that it was shipped to Nigeria among other stuff at Alaba.
My second crime (Purchasing contraband goods). They promptly locked me up in a cell and trashed my first statement asking me to write a new one stating that i bought contraband or i will face charges in court. At this stage i could not imagine how my simple day in a taxi cab going through a checkpoint in mushin,landed me in a cell charged with smuggling contraband.  

Long story short, I paid N13,000 (no receipt) got my laptop and was advised by some other policeman to always carry a Letter of Authorization from a Company dated, signed and stamped.

So what I have done is to print out authorization letters from January to December stating that the laptop belongs to the company and i am working from home. signed, dated and stamped.

This might be the only way out for you. should they call the company, give them a name of a colleague to vouch for you.

otherwise you will be transferred to customs and then court and then Kirikiri to be shot by firing squad.  

I know some guys at the immigration who swear they can get you a fake passport/VISA into heaven (for a small fee)

I cannot believe we are still on about a sick president and his ailing kidneys.

Why can we not move along and ignore all the insanity surrounding Yaradua, what has he done exactly that you feel you deserve to know how he is doing. It does not matter whether he is dead or alive we still have the likes of Theo Dan.J, IBB, OBJ, Atiku, Tinubu, and Co to ruin this country without Yaradua's help

Please pretty please leave a dead dog to rot

You can all be social arm-chair activists and complain bitterly about the Nigerian Police.

The Plain Truth is "We" (Nigerians Collectively) have accepted them the way they are and have accepted their behavior as very normal.

The stubborn few who still try to make like there is justice are brutally kicked in the balls to bring them back to reality.

in my heydays i missed the opportunity to roll with the mamalets,who knows i 4 don become senator by now.

instead i rolled with the chicklets and pigeans who just want suya here, ice-cream there, These days i hear they want brand new cars
Choiii!

There is no law or act or bill (in-passing) that instructs the Nigerian citizenry not towear

1: Fabrics designed in Military Camouflage  
2: Wear shorts designed in Military Camouflage  
3: Wear baseball caps designed in Military Camouflage  
4: Wear T-Shirts inscribed with POLICE or ARMY or ARMED ROBBER or POLITICIAN

But we will always have illiterate armed forces, crude in their behavior and barbaric in their sense of logic, unfortunately for the sane, there is no Democracy in Nigeria (oops you were fooled once again). If you are caught even trying to have a military fashion sense, you will be lucky to survive the beating

Peace out

Fhemmmy:
You think that is possible?
I think you will be remembered as one of the few that tried to end Christianity but failed . . . . .

Take some time out to read study the Bible and you will see that Christianity does have a horrific cataclysmic and totally genocidal ending. What you (Christian adherents) will look forward to is the New Beginning, (hopefully u won't muck it up like the last time)