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it will never happen, you think a cataclysmic buffoon like the CJ will actually put it in his agenda to do some progressive and positive work? he is in on the take from various ex-governors, serving governors, 419ners etc

Bastard he is

Women Need Financial Security, Children and a faithful handsome Husband, but what they really need is hot raunchy, passionate bleeping (all night long and everyday).

Did he rape a guy!?

dude that is sick,

will get back to you on that with a full case for 419ner sites bill

are you sure this is not a twist on the popular sting.

It is official. got a spam asking me to enter my ATM card for interswitch registration or it won't work, i get hundreds weekly. but this time i chose not to delete it and clicked on the link, lo and behold,

http://www.equitorialtrustbank.com/index/res/service.html (ETB official Corporate Website)

When you enter details (please enter fake ones) the form accepts submisison then re-directs you to the Real Interswitch Website

This is scary business especially for those ETB customers who are already used to their Banks website and its url, they will simply enter the details and post straight away.

Meanwhile their accounts will be drained in locations far away

Please warn any ETB friend of this very clever scam. especially done from a real bank's website

A new twist on the ATM interswitch email scam. and this one is bound to get ETB customers dead on the ball.

1: You get the usual email asking you to register your ATM card.
2: If you are ignorant and gullible,  you click on a link that takes you here http://www.equitorialtrustbank.com/index/res/service.html (See picture below)
3: If you are suspicious at first, you will notice the domain belongs to Equitorial Trust Bank. so you double-check and go the main site. viola! it is ETB's official website and you can confirm the information and numbers especially if you are an ETB customer. so what the HECK it is from my bank. let me just register my ATM. i thot thos 419 boys were at it again. so you ente ryour details as asked (faithful to detail because you don't want to mess up and not use your atm because of your error)
4: The form goes through without any error (phew, i have registered my atm, let me tell my colleagues to do the same before a queue starts)
5: The form dumps you on the real Interswitch website so you are finally satisfied you have not been scammed.
6: Minutes later you start getting sms alerts of withdrawals on your account.   

I am sure that;s how you got scammed

It is official. got a spam asking me to enter my ATM card for interswitch registration or it won't work,  i get hundreds weekly. but this time i chose not to delete it and clicked on the link,  lo and behold,

http://www.equitorialtrustbank.com/index/res/service.html (ETB official Corporate Website)

When you enter details (please enter fake ones) the form accepts submisison then re-directs you to the Real Interswitch Website

This is scary business especially for those ETB customers who are already used to their Banks website and its url, they will simply enter the details and post straight away.

Meanwhile their accounts will be drained in locations far away

Please warn any ETB friend of this very clever scam. especially done from a real bank's website

always feel like puking when nigerians fail to observe a game for tell-tale signs of failure and propose adjustments early.

Let it be known today that should the overly-skillful and individually talented Eagles meet Kenya, we are out of the World Cup in SA.

Why, the boys never for a moment strung up un-interrupted passes till the try at the opponents end. rather the ball was dribbled and bashed back and forth until it happened at the feet of some player who did a quick cross to score the goal, individuals do not carry the game. a team does and if you lot cannot see that, then history will repeat itself. a lowly team like kenya's will beat our richly talented players anyday.

mark my words

while i am not comfortable with the man and his ministry. i think he has actually done something practical and purposeful and good to the community he filches his wealth from.

Better than most Pastors asking u to commit your entire wages to tithe, then backup for building fund and widowers club (why not pray for them to get husbands)

Na waooo. oh

Christians sabi dodge direct questions favoring to interpret and outerpret parables and prophecies to simple and real questions

I tire for una kin christianity of not questioning but blindly following

i think we need a different, more effective approach to frustrating 419ner sites

these guys need a little over 5k to host a domain and under 10k to pay the designer (since economy for us types hard these days.)

they will spew out 5 sites hoping to grab the most mugus for the duration the site is up.

we need a different approach

if you follow bible age, then the world is sooo very young, and the universe much younger, does that make sense to ya'all

@stmanpule haha hahahah hha hahha cough!@# cough

Her sense of dressing matters alot and it depends on the type of party you meet each other.

That is just sooo hangin-in the air approach. it is not an effective measure of human behaviour

1: she dresses like beyonce, she is loose and skanky
2: she dresses like iyabo obasanjo, she is a prude, flaccid and over-bearing
3: she dresses like adams oshiomole, she is too deeper-life and SU, she would probably refuse sex based on the christian holidays approaching
4: she dresses corporate, she is too rich for your taste

The type of party also does not make a good judgment rule
1: a Bachelor party where everyone is havign fun and she decides to bare some flesh and dance on a table top
2: an end-of-year christmas party where she is looking gay and relaxed that she has survived all the un-warranted toasting from males

u just can't say

we are (most times) un-appreciative of the fact that when someone or anyone likes us, it has nothing to do with where you met but under what circumstance and how much of an impression you made. it could be in church, at a brothel, in a bar fight, on the beach, strollin on your street, in a protest march and in your friend's house.

there are no bad or good places to meet anyone. if you take that as a criteria, then you will surely meet desperate brothel types in churches waiting to leech on unsuspecting mugus. the holy spirit won't tell you the difference between a hooker and a saint (that is your job)

Until you have had several experiences with the person in question, you won't be sure you will end up married and he/she will be the right one (at least for a year)  

the answer should be obvious by now, in the old days, the question was, what if Nigerian oil should dry up today, how would we survive. but then people will quickly snip, there,s the groundnut pyramids and cocoa plantations and ororo and fruits, and as our one-time 2nd republic politician on minerals and agriculture (minerals like fanta and sprite are plenty plenty)

These days, the fear is how soon will the world's major energy consumers find OPECs oil and pricing antics un-attractive (Russia and Brazil already filled in a huge shortage gap left OPECs cuts in production aimed at jerkin up the price). with global economic conditions; crude price is bound to drop further. so here is what will likely happen, if it is not happening as we speak.

1: FG will borrow like a yoruba man preparing for the funeral of his great-grand mother (no intention of paying back whatsoever)
2: Reduce funding interests in failing public institutions (NEPA, NIPOST, NITEL, NFF etc)
3: accelerate the rate of corruption by 50% DSP Alams built the fence inner/outer of his state house for N4Billion, Oshiomole is building 2 goverment houses for N6billion with N2billion for sand-filling, Iin EDO STATE N1billion shy of what UAC property bought 1004 flats,
4: increase in high-profile kidnappings for ransom
5: increase in blood-money related killings
6: increase in un-abated crime in populated areas

Nigeria go survive as we always have, look to God for answers.

tell me which is better.
1: Lying about your HIV status
2: Not telling your intended partner you have HIV

Go figure

improve your photoshop skills man.

besides, Satanism is old skool try Evangelism. that is the hottest stuff around these days

Jesus was a religious and political rebel, he was a bonafide social dissident.

He did not come to bring peace but a sword. My kind of Revolutionary Faith-following Rebel the likes of John the Baptizer .
Jesus came to pour pepper into the broth, mix things up. put a storm in a tea-cup

He did not come to play because his mission was not for childs-play like we do these days.

We was a Rebel to the core and we should become Militant Christians because we fight not against flesh and blood,

It would seem 90% of Christians have turned soft and started watching soft porn on music videos, accepted dress codes, language and even soft-sin in today's society,

to temper your posts in a manner that is more palatable to most arm-chair (non-practicing) Christians.
What @poster means is that Jesus Christ was not a conformist to ceremonial religious norms of his time and he needed to be that way because he preached a New Salvation and that required him to come face2face with Religious giants groomed from the times of Moses (no bum on the beach by any description)

1: He smashed the traders who sold sacrificial doves and animals to pilgrims who came to perform a sacred ritual. (now that's my kind of rebel)
2: He confronted the religious government of the day with its own contradictions and left them seething in their own ignorance (where are such in these times) save for mis-firing prophets-turned-men-of-god. It is an economical mistake to prophesy these days in Nigeria, unlike the Abacha days when chaos was predictable and lightning struck many times in one place in a single day.

We do not have rebel pastors any more, we have those who launch radio stations where broadcasters spew sexual innuendo on air and make allusions of erotic content. (by their fruits, ye shall know them)

So allow him to post

Well we do not have anything to worry about, after all 135 million God serving Christians and Muslims, there'd be little room for SATAN here.

Mark my words, this won't happen in Nigeria

WEATHER THE MONEY IS FROM OYIBO MUGU OR NIGERIA MUGUS WHEN THE SOW AND TITHES
A MUGU IS A MUGU AND A COLLECTOR IS A COLLECTOR, WHEATHER WITH ABORI OR JERRY CURL, A CROOK IS A CROOK

you are smack-dead right there. a mugu is a mugu and a collector is a collector, eva wonder why a lot of church-goers look distraught and the pastors like a 419 collector?

mind you, the Genesis is few of many Books that I have not heard one Preacher explain convincingly.
but you can sure get a 10 easy step to financial glory in one session at the closest religious camp near you. is it that the Old testament no longer matters in the days of now. or the 10 commandments has taken the back seat to endless grace and forgiveness without need for spiritual conviction repentance from SIN?

Okay,

Since you all know what did not happen in the Garden of Eden.

Please tell me. I have always believed in a tree with a fruit that bestowed limitless knowledge and wisdom, which is why the aliens and UFOs kept it hidden in atlantis.

but pray tell, what really happened in the garden of eden.
1: Was Satan really a serpent or was he serpent-like in form
2: Was the tree really a tree or some metaphor God used to help the lay people of those ages (excluding Noah who built the Ark 'Single-handed')
3: Why did Eve and Adam cover-up their unclothedness with fig leaves? was it because they found looking at each others private parts a bit politically incorrect, and that bottoms looked enticingly erotic, what exactly caused such sudden surge of shame, after all the animals walked butt-naked.
4: What is the fruit, apple, orange, what exactly.
5: Where is the Garden of Eden if it was a physical location guarded by 4 angels somewhere in the desert of the middle-east

I thirst for knowledge but i am constantly blind-sided by people who have too little to give but demonstrate a huge lack thereof.

Please fellow posters, if you do not have anything enlightening or at least mind-opening to drop in this thread. please stick to your Sunday schools and New Age Preaching. after-all i have not heard anyone say anything about the Rapture anymore. is it no longer going to happen? from the looks of things, it seems Christ is no longer going to come back because he already did?

Please oooh knowledgeable Nairaland Christians, take 5 minutes to lend your typing skills to telling the explaining these things and having the decency to shut up if you cannot counter with intelligent comments.

we have all become professional typists on NL. some of us have enough posts to cover $billion naira notes but still have no solution but to type and sit, drink tea, eat eba then come back to see who else finished his eba early enough to type his response.

We are just arm-chair journalists with a bleak future, (not that we can see that anyway)

Nigeria will remain Nigeria, kurropt, always in self-denial, always hoping, never finishing and always giving silly xcuses for delibrate failure

1. Religious leaders
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[li]They have the power to gather, guide and direct the emotions and actions of millions of Nigerians every Sunday[/li]
[li]They have the ultimate backing of God himself[/li]
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2. Politicians
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[li]They have the power to gather, guide and direct the emotions and actions of millions of Nigerians every Election day[/li]
[li]They have the ultimate backing of God himself[/li]
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3. Journalists
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[li]They have the power to gather, guide and direct the emotions and actions of millions of Nigerians every day[/li]
[li]They have the ultimate backing of ruling Political class (Tinubu TV, Ibori, Odili, OGD newspapers[/li]
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4. Traditional rulers (e.g Obas, Sultans, Ezes etc)
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[li]They have the power to gather, guide and direct the emotions and actions of millions of Thugs every election rally[/li]
[li]They have the ultimate backing of the Nigeria Police Force [/li]
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4. Academmics (i.e teachers, professors etc)
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[li]They have the power to guide the thoughts and actions and character of every future leader[/li]
[li]They are too poor and broke to teach well[/li]
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5. Policemen
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[li]They have the power to arrest any situation [/li]
[li]They are too poor and broke to teach well[/li]
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6. Businessmen
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[li]They have the power to take advantage of the buying power of 135 million nigerians[/li]
[li]They make sure you pay the equivalent of $16 dollars for crap pizza (more expensive than anywhere else in the world[/li]
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7. Customs officers
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[li]They have the power to restore the balance of trade between nigerian and neighboring countries [/li]
[li]They are above the law, carry guns and can illegally ship banned cars and contraband into the country for a fee[/li]
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9. Millitants
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[li]They have the power to stop oil flow pipes and further deepen our prospects for alternatives to crude[/li]
[li]They have the (seasonal) backing of ex-governors to sustain their pipeline smashing spree[/li]
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I think Jungle Justice serves a purpose but the target is as important as the action.
I helped a stranger to the Lagos State Hospital at Onikan. After spending a little of 20 minutes on a bench vomiting, rolling uncontrollably and crying that death is upon him, the doctor shows up and calmly writes out a prescription. we spend the next 1 hr waiting to get our prescription costed (not that we were going to find any drugs there anyway). we got our list from a pharmacy close by and managed to get him into the emergency room on time to be stabilized.

I wondered, what about the national budget for health, i wondered if the monies are not been saved to be shared at the end of the year like Iyabo and her cohorts did. babies die every day and the public officials responsible for making sure that some live, simply chalk up their lack of competence and poor allocation of resources (better luck next year)

We all love to lynch the teenager who stole a carton of indomie noodles or a purse and trinkets, but stand in awe and reverence when a corrupt politician (murderers) or bloody-money richmen (murderers) and 419ners (murderers) roll by in their ill-gotten wealth.

Jungle Justice should be served to the right candidates.