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I Put My Mouth For Song: “Kalakuta Show”

We Nigerians are just bleeping bastards, we deserve our lot in Hell.

either it is coded in our genes to be infinitesimally docile or we are plain brain dead idiots who cannot tell when it is time to stop tolerating and start saying no and actually meaning it.

We sat back and let ASUU and students do the talking and actions and politicians like Tinubu and Olajumoke then rolled in to take their stand as democracy's messiah's bloody gays have turned to mini tyrants in their old age.

I am so happy we keep going deeper and deeper into chaos, slowly there would be no place for self-denial, no religions camps every sunday or boonke shows or democracy days will hide the truth from our eyes any longer

Sooo, the militants are now the demons, if they kidnapped one politician every week, and ask for N5million, it won't make up for all the deaths our politicians have cost us and all the billions of USD$ ($600+ billion over the last 15 years was what Nigeria made from crude oil sales). so what if some illiterate greedy native of the Niger-Delta starts kidnapping kids and old folks and preachers for some dough, we all sat there and did nothing while nigeria was butt-bleeped by greedy nigerians, now we dare say the militants should seek dialogue rather than take the violent way out. Bleep!!! I
d kidnap and rape my hostages and kill them after i collect the ransom money. bloody Nigerians!!

Why is it that Christians and Muslims and others always fail to answer the question, they would rather pick a quote or circumstance that favours their myopic stance on the matter. who gives a flying ducks arse whether Pastor or Iman is too greedy or selfish to pay tax or who bought which jet or fighter plane, the matter is simple. Religion is not above the Law.
As long as you are an income-earning Nigerian, you must pay tax, PAY YOUR TAXES PASTORS AND IMANS. because i pay mine regularly.

Bastich!

english names are so douche

why not make it up like

smochinabed
ikissobiwan
likmafinga
sointomoni

i love this one patirida

errrr, i thought you closed your eyes because God's presence could be so blinding, you would go blind for opening your eyes, i used to peek though. caught the pastor with his eyes opened. . what they teach kids those days

i love it when full bodied black girls sag or low-waist, DAAAAMN!

I just think guys who sag are gay (no offence but showing of ya black stank butt)

I shall do the honors of calling in on Wazobia to remind lagosians of Anaconda's promise to bite the issue and swallow the culprits

@ $osisi

is the food sweet ?
I mean was it delicious?

If you can actually taste and smell food in your dreams, you are really up-shit-creek. you are gone man. you have just chowed real spirit-covenant food

Good luck wit that

I still want to believe

We should attack the problem. hang baba go slow's wife for Forex Racketeering. bloody bitch, then we can think of 419ners

why do NL people hate pastors these days, you should friggin hate your hypocritical selves

135 million nigerians of which 46% are labelled christians, let us say per chance 2% of that 46% actually pray for better things, do you not know that Nigeria can witness miraculous change, instead the bleedin 46% are blissfully ignorant of the fact that God has left the building and they have been worshiping false prophets and teachers of wealthy and prosperity. God said it and we christian fools ignored it

Seek Kingdom and Righteousness and all will be added (abi)

all it will take is a couple of wealthy disgruntled (out-rigged) politicians to raise at least 1 billion war monies and MEND will simply raise mutha(shut-ya mouth) hell in nigeria. with 400k (poorly trained) policemen to 135 million nigerians. MEND can simply wait for one governor's convoy to blare and disturb peace along 3rd mainland and kaboom. there goes one PDP governor. or simply pay a cleaner to carry a dustbin filled with explosives into the governors forum (come let us share money over amala and gbegiri)

Marriage is sacred, true but your mouth is sharper than your will

"Marriage as an institution is a moral ideal" the idea of something that is perfect; something that one hopes to attain

an ideal is defined as a concept conforming to an ultimate standard of perfection or excellence.

But we all know from the days of Hot Abraham, that human will and personal morals more than spiritual temperament features regularly in the act and actions of marriage.

My guyz, you are only human, you can only strive and continue to strive to be perfect most of the time not all the time. All men have cheated on their wives. note that lookery is also deemed as adultery of the heart and everything originates from the heart after which it consumes our loins.any man who says that he has not cheated on his wife is a bleedin liar or is totally gay. in which case he should be arrested for changing his orientation after marriage.

A man who has concubines is not seen as cheating abi, because he has a harem of bootylicious babes besides his wife and tradition okays it. abeg let the guy carry on,

wives cheat, husbands cheat everybody cheats (except Jesus)

Let him be, put your mind somewhere else

@AjaraEwuro

I pray you are the next.

Don't tell me you have not noticed that relatives, parents (dead and alive) to serving governors, senators and public officials get great weddings, burials and birthdays a few months after the politicians win (rig) an election?

i.e Alao Akala, Yar-adua pikins etc

No sir, i won't be next, just wait till i cannot get further due to fuel crisis, nigerian financial meltdown, over-stealing by serving governors, it won't be kidnapings you'll be worrying about. it will be a group of violent revolutionaries who won't bother to leave you alive after collecting the ransom. just make sure you are not on the list of crooked public officials, lying and thieving politicians like Ibori and Atiku and OBJ and Baba Go slow.

WTF!!

Akwa Ibm uses N6 billion to build the government house and we friggin fret over a 1b loan to sao tome. we are freakin bastards and deserve all the suffering we get. bloody nigerians

http://www.akwaibomstategov.com/news2-2.asp?ID=3105

We lack serious kidnappers. we just have robbers who realized it is easy to kidnap for ransom than rob for cash.

there is no shortage of wealthy politicians, public officials, rich kids, pastors and expatriates.

I think this trend will continue and accelerate to the point where you'll get at least 5 kidnappings for ransom every week.



They should kill the guy, billions of dollars in the sector with nothing to show for it but a surge in generator imports

I think tissue paper is for poor people or middle-class nigerians who wished they were rich.

y'see my former land-lord built toilets that wash your ass for you with warm water, and blow-dries it (powerdering is optional but recommended.

But my hausa mai guard actually washes his ass and i think that is the cleanest way to do it, cos tissue ripps and gets stuck and all mashed up and starts rolling down your trousers in little bits leaving a trail of ants and flies.

So washing will do, either automated ass washes or manual ones, no tissue for me thank u

This is actually good news

I was beginning to experience withdrawal symptoms from Nollywood movies when Naija presents me with another live drama, man i cannot wait to witness the suspense, the intrigues, the plots/anti-plots and schemes and the unexpected arrival of a mystery player in the mix, my word i love Nigerian politics. it is just the stuff of award-winning movies.

I watched a game between racine and one team at onikan, after the half, the ref was jubilating with the racine players 2-0 up

wetin be?!

yáll just got beef for 2Face.
he is livin his life, how does that affect you or your children or girl-friends or job or pocket.

jeeez, the guy makes decent music and a decent livin, so what if his loins are loose. is that really your onions to peel  

Get up your butts and make the kinda money he makes doing what he does, let's see how you fare, wait, let me guess, the only difference will be that you will use a condom. asides, that, you will suck as much ass as 2face  

it depends on nothing, music in whatever form, tempo or beat is a universal phenomena, GOD feeds on music, he enjoys it, infact he is hooked on music, worship etc.

It is not what goes into the body that corrupts but what comes out of the heart, or the evil tongue.

You can hate or be averse to the lyrics of some music, but you cannot deny that music evokes a certain spiritual, emotional and mental state.

If the music carries a song that is in bad taste to your religious preferences, hate it, so Rock Music that say "Demons We Love You" will be offensive to a christian because it is anti-christian

But confusing good beats with a song and using it as a rule fr what is good christian music is just daft.

you missed out Enoch Adegboye

Rev. King

Zoe Ministries Guy, Sex Scandals and he returned to the Ministry too

Cashimolowo guy

Man Naija hosts sooo many morally debased pastors

followed the thread to the last, sad, Arse fans are like super eagle fans, so blinded by fanatical optimism they fail to look at the most probable reality on ground

N2k up for grabs if Chelsea wins (not on penalties oooh)

Will pay with recharge cards any network, this is a bet

NL can hold me on that, first two to PM me win (that's N4 in recharge cards)

I say Barca for the final

@md4real

not at all? person no marry how him go sabi marriage life?

purson no play football, how im go take argue football?

before i got married, i got counselled, i was apprehensive at first but you will find out that it is not a session borne from experience but one of well known relationship principles and psychology, a mix of conflict management and emotional balance,

Beyond this nuttin will prepare you enough for married life, nuttin , you will have to work with scanty information, luck, Prayer and Fasting.

So Rev. Father (as much as i loathe titles) should have some mouth in the matter

@jobi rash

so you wont be bless by a pastor?

Tell me one's father who gives his daughter's hand in marriage and blesses the union by asking God seal it according to the scriptures is WRONG

Getting pastors' blessing is welcomed but heck, it is not a must, a pastor is a pastor,he can be truly anointed the day he marries you or be full of sin like the one who blessed my wedding only to call my wife months after proclaiming undying love (Catholic church somewhere in Somolu)

oooh please,

I find it agonizingly depressing that y'all will focus on UFOs and old skool lore ,

We are not trying to argue they exist, we are simply complaining that they should stop fu$#%kin up our lives

Look at OBJ and Yar' Adua. take Larry King for example, do you realize these guys are not dead even when they should have pegged decades ago, Alien technology kept them alive

not d chicken or the egg line again. i was born, adam was created, satan was bleeped up

soon if you piss in your dreams that would mean someone has snatched your sperm, what about sleeping with a woman in your dreams,  (do i hear succubus)

Please, the witches of these days are not subtle in their ways, they have means other than tricking you into a covenant. i have seen anointed christians wearing clothes with inscriptions and symbols (ear rings, lockets etc) they have no idea what they mean.

Eat all you can, nuttin will happen.

Hear is how a covenant by consuming food works. (FACT)

Your witch wife or girl-friend cooks for you, you can smell the good-cooking, she serves the food in a bowl and covers it up and places it in a cupboard or bigger pot (for those who can, be watchful) or under a piece of white cloth

The food is spiritually transported to a dimension where it is imbued or replaced with condiments for necessary for a blood covenant.
The food is returned to its original location.

While she serves you, she takes no part in it claiming that all the cooking has caused her to lose appetite or that she has had her fill.
Complain that you are full or not hungry, she goes into this depressed and confused mood, asking why u do not want her or if you have found another girl or if your mum hates her. and that the proof that a man loves his wife is if he can stand her food (good or bad)

So the mumu guy chows down the entire sacrifice designed to weaken his spiritual will and mental consciousness so that he can be easily manipulated.

That is how it works.

On the other hand, if you are in Astral form, you can consume spiritual food (your astral body is not your spirit mind you) it is your soul/mind consciousness absent from your physical body. it can be used as a contact point for demonic influence.

The only way you should be careful about eating in a dream is when you are not dreaming but are in a dream-like state also known as sleep paralysis at this stage o boy!!! it is too late, you have been possessed by a demon or in the process of possessing you.

So there you have it, if you eat in your dreams and can whttp://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=post;msg=3797987;topic=265072.96;sesc=07618c12f76be81b59c92dd8fce8407fake up to type it on nairaland, then you are safe

what $2 million dollars can do to the wife of your oga

You know why I am truly ecstatic about this event, It shows you how out-of-depth our nation is.

Does our leadership truly have control of our security forces? there is dissent within the ranks of the Police and the Army. it is silent but certain, and little sparks such as this will eventually burn through.

While unfortunate, I think the only way this country will change is through a cataclysmic surge of violence that will extinguish the politically corrupt in this country. Yes there will be innocent casualties sacrificed on the slabs of true democracy. Baba go slow and his cohorts are so slow to notice that this nation has several bonfires, they are busy talking about Global Financial Meltdown and how to re-budget based on a dwindling global oil prices. This nation will burn eventually and it may be for the greater good. I say continue on the path of self-destruction,

What happens when a billionaire corrupt politician is not satisfied with the election results (there are frustrated poor and experienced military/police to hire)

What happens when our security forces realize that their families cannot feed and their daughters are prostitutes and sons petty thieves
Rather than solve the Niger-Delta problem, they resort to violence and forget that we all know the origins, slowly but surely we are creating deep resentment between across ethnic, social and religious lines but we are too blind to notice because we hope that our rush