₦airaland Forum

Dee60: Governor Fashola, over to you. As a respected lawyer and gentleman, please swear in the winner and let us enjoy good democracy. Thank you

With the shadow of Tinubu behind him?? NEVER!!!

jmaine: Next up is Badagry . . . .

You got that right

Smart Mathematical move right there.. keeping it all in the family. this is Mafiosi strategy I tell ya..

GEJ cannot be a Widow before 2015 Ma. please ensure that all your various ailments are cured before coming back to Nigeria in time for 2015 campaign. We expect your cancerous grammar to be surgically removed and implanted with Queens English

This is great news... after all attempts by Tinubu (who lost his polling booth to PDP right in front of his house) to ensure Adeniji stays put after years of gross incompetence. it is a welcomed judgement.

Finally.. after 50 years, the Gods have started smiting Nigeria

BEFORE BLEACHING
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DURING BLEACHING
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AFTER BLEACHING
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BEACHING WITH A LOT OF MAKEUP
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2 things happening here that easily affects majority of Nigerian Females

1: Big-Butt Mentality: Men appreciate well-rounded buttocks attached to Wide Hips and Slim Waist. Our women try to boost this by over-eating or drinking Mau-Mau (Local Botox Alternative). It definitely goes bad because Empresses behind is now has large as her hips and waist. figure 8.. no, Figure 11 more like
2: Toning (AKA Bleaching with style). if you wish to do an all-body bleachingtoning. pay for it and do it properly (Chemical Bath/Wash) not toning creams.

Dino is trying to remain relevant, he is an elite.. or how does he explain Oil Prospecting licenses and actual field allocations in his name? abi na ordinary person dey get Oil license

Please somebody poke me.. i mean yook me

OMG!!! some 40-laptopper drank too much burukutu and started work withno shoes @BEAF.. why naa, is it because your salary was not paid?

Opinionated list - @OP you showed your hand before you even played the game

1: Practical Christians - Spirit-filled, Wisdom-imparted and Commonsense-minded
2: Impractical Christians - Passion-driven (zealots), Knowledge wo Understanding and Faith-wearing Christians
3: Illiterate Christians - Faith-filled Vegetables

[size=20pt]Examples of Practical Christians[/size]
Presumably 10% of Nairaland Christians fall into this category. You know you fit in here when you Study the Bible with Wisdom and Apply it with Understanding. This readily brings to mind the man Jesus when he quotes Hosea 6:6: "I desire mercy and not sacrifice." Jesus gives an illustration that explains His point. Anyone would have pulled a sheep out of a pit, even if it were done on a Sabbath day. This would definitely constitute work. Normally it would be forbidden. But Practical Christians would agree it could be done under these emergency circumstances.

[size=20pt]Examples of Impractical Christians[/size]
Presumably another 10% of Nairaland (Inter-denominational) Christians fall into this category (you know them ). You know you fit in perfectly when you Live your Faith by Faith Alone and nothing else. They believe every doctrine by Faith and also apply it by Preaching and fanciful words with Zero Wisdom (Motivational Christians). The Evidence of their Faith is in Proclaiming it and not Practicing it. These types are quaintly described in James 2:14-17 "What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead. They are great at arguing to a point of numbing mental attrition

Attrition: A gradual diminution in number or strength because of constant stress

[size=20pt]Examples of Illiterate Christians[/size]
These categories of Christians make up 80% of Nairaland Christians - They are filled and over-flowing with Faith (no works, no wisdom and definitely no understanding). They have a verse for every Blessing and Curse under the Sun - they have no memory whatsoever of the Meaning of the Book and Chapter.
These class of Christians can only quote one verse per issue raised and cannot raise references from various books to support their position. You will find them saying things such as "Touch Not My Anointed" or "Judge not" or "God Knows Best" or "Man Plans but God Fulfills" or "Heaven Helps those who help themselves" or "Rest in Peace". They are pristine experts at misquoting the Bible and refer to their pastors as Daddy, paying Dangerous Tithes while their Families StarveFast for Divine Harvest from Heaven once every year.

So there you have it... find your level

aieromon: #nowplaying . . . Tyga - Rack City B!+ch

with twerksum twerkin or just listening

That will never happen. an IGBO Governor for LAGOS are we short of highly capable leadership now?
Yes IGBOS have an unarguably important representation in Lagos Economy and Demography, Politically, they have very little follower-ship even among the igbo communities in Lagos. This is to be expected, Political Maturity has not evolved beyond ethnic lines (Yet) Nigeria is intrinsically divided among ethnic lines

Why is the Presidency in SHock, GEJ released $2 billion dollars and all the Governors did a double-flip forward somersault with a waist-twist to land him Acting President and Then President JOB.. go figure

OMG!! so many disillusioned, misguided, hate-filled Religious folks on this thread. Word mean nothing and complaining words won't do as much as hurt a fly or feed a fish. We must shed all these negative vibes and start from the root of the problem. POVERTY

tellwsdom: Bros, no chop alone ..Please give me her number

Shey kin wa gba control??

elliottibanga: Homophobes on Nairaland are at work again eh?

How does this affect the price of ........ in the market?

oh it does, you see UTI is easily a symbol of dogged ambition and the Nigerian Gree-die spirit. it is a huge let-down for the MAJORLY Un-gay populace. but heck it is his life (and privates).

afam4eva: THis informative thread finally hits the frontpage...

There was no other way but the Frontpage. There is a caveat though.. I found from Experience some Corporates give you a stand-offish mood when they see an NDA attached to your proposal. not that they won't take it seriously, they now have to talk to their Legal team who often see more risks than opportunities and kind of discourage interested parties. I would suggest this only when big bucks are involved.. anything from N100 million and above. otherwise it will be best to stick with IP and Copyright Statements that they implicitly agree to by breaking the envelope..

ijebabe: Desmond Elliot, has been very busy lately directing a new flick in Sierra Leone titled “Reflections”.
It was mentioned the movie was shot with a Red digital camera which is really up there in cinematography. Movies like The Great Gatsby (which I am dying to watch featuring Leonardo DiCaprio), Resident Evil 5, Underworld, Pirates of the Carribean, to name a few, have been shot using this camera.

Hmmm this camera can do well for GEJ's career

This guy no sabi kiss I hope his Directing is as good as his looks less his brains

Dr. Aki and Dr. PawPaw imagine dat or Dr. Goodluck

A very tacky generalization ...really

Nigeria is never short of chronic optimists

[size=15pt]PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!![/size] WE CAN NOW KICK-START THE WAR ON CORRUPTION IN EARNEST.. HURRAHH!! ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

OK Christian Soldiers, it is time to march in protest of this obvious Muslim-sponsored attack on Jesus .. We need to rally all various Christian Denominations like Sat Guru Maharaji, Synagogue Church, Guided Missiles Church, Aldura, Celestial Church, Jehovah Witness,Redeemed, Christ Embassy, Methodist, Anglican, Catholic, 7th Day Adventists, TREM, CHOSEN, Elijah Returns Church WTF!! with that many denominations you can understand why there can never be a concerted effort at a planned violent protest

dude should have asked Baba Suwe for tips

kayLion: ParaMode Activated??

rivers niggu

jidebobo: House pls help me out ooo. I bought a plot of land through a lawyer with a tipper of sand by May, 2012.I was surprise on getting to my Land I saw 3 shops built and even used the sand on it. Please what can I do?

Hmmm. a tight-knot indeed, perhaps you should ask @werepeLeri he is the expert on these sort of things
but seriously, what is the genesis of this Land Purchase, What Agreements did you sign, are they valid.

Ptolomeus: If you allow me, dear friend:
The colonialists have moved to the Africans that inferiority ...
Unfortunately, many Africans want to "resemble the colonialists" adopting to their creeds ... and thus, these Africans believe they cease to be "inferior".
A silly argument, that of those Africans. The colonialists never accept Africans as equals.
I am absolutely agree with you.

A that is a summary of what bedevils (Black) Africa till date. the evidence (and effect) is painfully obvious

Well that goes to show you how much they think of Nigeria, worse Nigerian Muslims.. any hooo.. they should have carried their eunuchs along as required

Nawaooo.. this is suspicious.. dumb students who are in school for 5 years suddenly get bright within 6 months.. omo na waooooo