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Education › Re: Anambra School Wins 2024 National Mathematics Competition (Photo) by Lanruze: 8:47pm On May 20, 2024
Reno Omokori in the mud......
Politics › Re: Obidients Must Stop Engaging Reno Omokri On Social Media by Lanruze:
Reno Omokri has given Peter Obi more publicity and is giving him more sympathy votes and support by the day.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu should call him to order.

And Reno should also respect his age, he is within the age 50 bracket and still behaving like a uncouth and uncultured person.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Lists Ten Significant Achievements Of President Bola Tinubu by Lanruze:
If PBAT attempts to run for Second Term and fails, he should hold just two major people responsible for infuriating public opinion.

They are as follows;
1, Reno Omokori
2, Bayo Onanuga.

How can a full grown man unprovoked and medically deemed as sane stay behind a keyboard and type this gibberish.

If Reno's parents are alive they need to call him ASAP. It's indeed distasteful and a shame.
Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju Lists "Best And Worst Ministers Of Tinubu's Cabinet" by Lanruze:
For bringing immediate fire to the PBAT cabinet and driving the erstwhile redundant Ministry of Interior direction , Tunji- Ojo outperformed other Ministers. He started his reforms and initiative early. BTO needs to step-up reforms in his other sensitive MDAs like Fire Service, Prisons, NIMC, NSCDC etc.

The worst performer can not be the Minister of Power- Bayo Adelabu.

He started slow but has learnt from his loose utterances and obvious changes can be seen in some areas.

For a sitting President to Approve N3trn for debt relief for Power shows he has influence within Government. Watch Adelabu Transform the power sector in good time.

Edun is doing well, Umahi has shown expertise in his Ministry. With Grapevine from Abuja residents, Wike is also performing above average.

The Minister of Trade and Industry has also improved significantly in the last couple of Months as she combines beauty & wits.

The rest are just catching up.
Celebrities › Re: Reuben Abati Promises To Pay Second Bride Price To Wife's Family by Lanruze: 6:57pm On May 16, 2024
Reuben Abati (Ph.D) is an all round Genius.

I have personally known him for over 20 years and his credentials, work experience and work ethics are intimidating.

You can imagine the quality of advise that President Goodluck Jonathan enjoyed from the eloquent Doctor of Letters.

I also remember his wife when she was a Co-presenter with Yourview on TVC. Her opinions were extreme and seemed somewhat to the left (Controversial). She has her own Podcast now.

Good to see Dr. Abati happy after three (3) attempts at Marriage.
Pets › Re: Man Struggles To Catch And Tame A Very Large Snake by Lanruze: 8:28am On May 16, 2024
A python of this size bites, but has non-venomous bites.



illicit:
It won't bit tho

because it doesn't bite

It only strangles and swallow
Pets › Re: Man Struggles To Catch And Tame A Very Large Snake by Lanruze: 8:26am On May 16, 2024
And he will still use that hand to hold a Woman's Boobs !

Women are trying !
Politics › Re: Every Governor In Rivers Fights The Next One; It's Spiritual Problem - Ibiyeomie by Lanruze: 8:49pm On May 14, 2024
With due respect sir......

Can you hush your Biblical Ignorance.

No be only spiritual problem. I don't know why pentecostal pastors can't be swift to hear and slow to talk.

Rivers state has the Second highest Security Vote in Nigeria, 13% Derivation, High IGR, Solid FAAC Allocation, Home to the oil rich Forcados region Etc.

Any Governor of Rivers state has a solid " War-Chest" and is emboldened by the resources at his disposal.

Ask Odili, Ask Ameachi, Ask Wike they all know this fact. Rivers is Oil Rich and the resources will make a neophyte misbehave except he has the spirit of God.

Odili was Obj's good friend, Ameachi was Buhari's good friend, Wike is PBATs good friend.

There is a trail and resources matter here.
Celebrities › Re: Ireti Doyle And Her Daughter At The AMVCA 2024 by Lanruze: 4:28pm On May 14, 2024
Beautiful Girl.

Indecent dressing.

Bad parentage.
Politics › Re: Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo: FG To Review Visa Policy To Attract Foreign Investments by Lanruze: 10:36am On May 12, 2024
rotadeco27:
Obviously,You people do not really understand governance. You think the so called building of Lagos came overnight? It takes several harsh policies with reviews and modifications. Infact the effect was not obvious when he was in the office but the recording of the road map he presented is the evidence and the succeeding governor attestation to that facts. Nigerians expect magic to happen in country where damage has been done for several years. This damage started from the very inception of the country, from the coups and counter coups , military and civilians government inclusive. No wound heals by miracle ,it has to pass through thorough debridements with associated pain ,bleeding and anguish before the healing phase will start. This is what we're are facing now. It is only a deceiver that will come and tell you he or she can do anything differently. Go and write it down ,when Tinubu leaves ,he will be thanked for taking this bold steps he is taking now.
Personally, It's better to tamper down on your position and the quote above.

PBAT bodly and confidently boasted and demanded that " Emilokan" - meaning it's my turn. PBAT was the APC Leader when Buhari was in power, and had his nominees in sensitive positions in Buhari's regime, including Ministers.

PBAT was an active critic of all PDP Governments and also had surface knowledge of the state of the Nation before declaring his Presidential Ambition and his" Emilokan" speech.

He has said on more than one (1) occasion that no one should pity him. So why are you defending him when PBAT clearly knew the magnitude of the rot he inherited ?

In a couple of days, He would have spent one year in office and an average resident in Nigeria will affirm to you that it has been the most challenging one (1) year anniversary for any Administration since independence from Britain in 1960.

The Hardship, food inflation, corruption, impunity, economic migration (japa), FX fluctuation regime, Multinational Organisations relocation mainly as a result of the Naira Devaluation and unfavorable business environment is on a scale which has never been experienced in over 30 years. Let's be guided please.
Business › Re: Nigeria's Naira Reverses Back As World's Worst Performing Currency — Bloomberg by Lanruze:
You see, economic principles and it's outcomes are very academic and predictable.

Rather than Globe-Trot the world looking for investors in a un-coordinated manner, PBAT and his handlers should empower the Nigerian Export Promotion Council as a dedicated agency to act as diplomats in our finished goods export drive.

No cosmetic approach to stabilizing the FX regime than a coordinated, planned and deliberate effort to engage countries with comparative disadvantage and export massively.

Export products like Cocoa is enjoying an upward gain in it's international price, same with Crude Oil & precious stones.

Exports are the only sustainable way for stabilizing the FX fluctuation.
Family › Re: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by Lanruze: 10:32pm On May 07, 2024
The biggest test of Manhood is Marriage.

If you marry a broken person it will directly affect your life expectancy.

With Westernization and the subtle " Gender equality" culture shock in Africa, mordern marriages take extra wisdom to manage.

The Devil himself affronts marriages and knows broken homes is a solid foundation for deviance and destruction.

Dear Author, If most married men had their way, they will remain single.
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Slams Reno Omokri by Lanruze:
For this call-out alone Charly Boy has reinforced my respect for has increased 200%.

On this one Charly Boy has got it right.

Since PBAT congratulated Reno Omokori on his Birthday early this year, Reno has gone on a rabble-rousing xenophobic divide cruise.

Reno should be guided !

He is pitting Nigeria against the Igbo tribe and history will not be kind to him.
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Slams Reno Omokri by Lanruze: 11:59am On May 02, 2024
For this call-out alone Charly Boy has reinforced my respect for has increased 200%.

On this one Charly Boy has got it right.

Since PBAT congratulated Reno Omokori on his Birthday early this year, Reno has gone on a rabble-rousing xenophobic divide cruise.

Reno should be guided !

He is pitting the Igbo tribe against Nigeria and history will not be kind to him
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu, Abiru Visits Umahi To Express Appreciation For Ikorodu-Itokin Road by Lanruze: 4:11pm On Apr 27, 2024
Abiru & Sanwo......"The Lagos Mafia"...
Celebrities › Re: My Family Distributes Electricity To Most Of Nigeria, Davido Claims by Lanruze: 1:43pm On Apr 27, 2024
Davido is loved by so many and God has really blessed him even beyond Davido's powers and influence.

However, most interviews Davido responds to shows the depth of his immediate circle and Intellect. Davido always talks like a "mummy's boy". Like an over spoilt boy always giving glory to his father's wealth.

It's better he switches to the Business side of Show-business and learn from Jayz, Rick Ross and Dr. Dre.

He still talks like someone surrounded by mediocres.
Politics › Re: I Want To Appear In Court But I’m Afraid Of Arrest — Yahaya Bello by Lanruze: 3:15pm On Apr 23, 2024
Indeed power is transient !

One of the most boastful and arrogant Governors is now scared of arrest.

God is indeed a universal God.

Cubana Chief Priest is 12x bolder than you Yahaya Bello. Take his advice and surrender yourself.

After God na Government, they will get you soon.
Education › Re: Femi Ositade Gets $3.5M Scholarships From Harvard, 13 Foreign Universities by Lanruze: 8:49pm On Apr 22, 2024
Harvard straight.
Politics › Re: You Are Impostors, APC Tells Anti-Ganduje’s ‘Ward Excos’ by Lanruze: 5:29pm On Apr 22, 2024
Alhaji Umar Ganduje is a classic example of Shamelessness. Simple !

The optics of his video stuffing Dollars in his Babariga and further confirmation of forensic experts authenticating the video is enough reason for him to resign.

His video optics makes the Tinubu presidency & anti-corruption drive look super-hypocritical. I mean over 100million Nigerians have access to that disgraceful video through social media and YouTube.

Even Emefiele who has been painted like the Devil himself doesn't have such damning evidence against him.

This write-up is purely apolitical but just a moral awakening to the word "Shame".

Ganduje should swallow the bitter pill and resign as his remaining as APC chair further emboldens corruption and dents the optics of the PBAT regime.

It's a shame indeed !
Celebrities › Re: Court Orders Mohbad’s Wife, Wunmi To Do DNA Test by Lanruze:
Asides from Naira Marley and Sam Larry, Wunmi still remains the major and prime suspect in Mohbads death.

She kept so many things to her chest and allowed them fester for too long.

The last witness "Spending" opened a can of worms on Wunmi which makes the Mohbads case more intriguing and the death look more like murder.

After all allegations pointed to Naira Marley and Samlary, Why didnt she inform the public that they had a fight that evening which almost led her to come down on Third mainland bridge, She also claimed that he was cheating on her with another woman, also the Canada Visa issue which led to their arguments an d fight which spending witnessed the previous day.

She had access to Mohbads "I-cloud " back up and she had all those videos showing Naira Marley and Sam Larry bully.

The CCTV was tampered with to alter evidence, Spending stated that the deep cut from the window brushing with primeboy could never had led to Mohbads death.

Why did a whole Femi Falana hands-off the case ?

Mohbad has a very strong and ruthless spirit and it will not rest until the detailed revelation on his demise is concluded.
Celebrities › Re: The American Lady Davido Was Kissing Confirms The Video Of Him Begging Is Real by Lanruze:
Anybody that doesnt believes this is an orchestrated PR stunt for his MSG show is just a baby.

His MSG show will be the highlight of his music career. He has never performed there before and the capacity also is very expansive.

He has posted three (3) Instagram stories in the last 7 hours and seems unbothered.
Celebrities › Re: I’m A Man, Bobrisky Confesses In Court by Lanruze: 4:11pm On Apr 12, 2024
When will APC chairman Ganduje appear in court for stealing, bribery and embezzlement of public funds caught on live camera.
Why would the judge sentence him without option of fine for spraying Naira, something that happens at weddings every weekend.

Stop talking like a neophyte please.

That sentence was a subtle deterrent to other people who still live with the illusion that cross-dressing maybe accepted in our Culture here.

The LGBTQ law is a strong law in the WEST and it will send subtle sanctions to any allied country which seems to discriminate on Gays and Cross dressers.

Forget the sentence bro, its not about the money spraying, but about bobrisky himself and his negative influence on the younger generation

If you know how many cross dressers have sprung-up in the last 2 years cos of this character called Bobrisky.

For being a negative influence in the society, he deserves the sentence,
Celebrities › Re: Junior Pope Is Dead - AGN President, Emeka Rollas Confirms by Lanruze:
Armaggedon:
Those calling it prank, what do they have to say?

RIP to him.
You need to have heard MC Mbakara's post yesterday on FB talking as if he was in the production crew and insisted that Jnr Pope was just pranking Nigerians. He also said if it's the new trend, that he should stop it.

Imagine the degree if insensitivity from a so called skit-maker. MC Mbakaras temerity and audacity as a public figure to say such an insensitive statement MUST be repremainded.

His FB page must be brought down. His skits are so tactless and very dry don't know what he thinks he is ?
Celebrities › Re: Jnr Pope Is Alive: He Was Revived - AGN President by Lanruze: 12:12am On Apr 11, 2024
Can we collectively report a page belonging to MC Mbakara to facebook for insensitive content.

Now he has been certified dead after three hospitals verified his body but this MC Mbakara had the temerity, guts and audacity to make a video and say confidently that Jnr. Pope wanted to sell his film and was just pranking Nigerians.

Such an insensitive post on MC Mbakara's FB post page.

His account must be closed.
Celebrities › Re: Is Actor Junior Pope Really Dead? by Lanruze: 12:06am On Apr 11, 2024
Can we collectively report a page belonging to MC Mbakara to facebook for insensitive content.

Now he has been certified dead after three hospitals verified his body but this MC Mbakara had the temerity, guts and audacity to make a video and say confidently that Jnr. Pope wanted to sell his film and was just pranking Nigerians.

Such an insensitive post on MC Mbakara's FB post page.

His account must be closed.
Politics › Re: FG Unveils Citizens’ Delivery Tracker To Hold Ministers Accountable by Lanruze:
If this tracker is to be effective, Only Four (4) Ministers will remain after this retreat.

The ministers who have evidently performed well are ;

1, Sen, David Umahi
2, Nyesom Wike
3, Hon. TunjI Ojo
4, Mr. Wale Edun.
Business › Re: CBN, EFCC Interventions Morph Zone 4 Abuja Into A "Ghost Town” by Lanruze:
These deliberate, planned and conscious efforts of the Apex Bank shows that Cardoso's led CBN Management is pursuing a clear direction & strategy to revive the badly devalued Naira and results are yielding fruits.

It's a shame to have smaller CFA zone countries & the Ghanian - Cedis mocking Nigeria's national currency.

The following measures have proven to be the game-changer we experienced in the last 2 weeks in the FX market ;

1,The Crackdown on Currency racketeering specifically in the Zone 4, Area, Abuja

2,The drill-down on cryptocurrency exchange operating in Nigeria encouraging arbitrage.

3,The re-licencing and regulation of BDCs.

4, The movement of crude sale receipts from NNPC to CBN.

5, The crackdown on DMBs and discoveries by CBN of over $5B idle in their vaults.

6, The weekly allocations of $10k to licensed BDCs

7, The clearing of FX allocation backlogs of about $5B .

8, Inclusion of EFCC to effect prosecution of economic saboteurs and financial criminals hoarding the dollars.

The saboteurs and racketeering syndicate are unhappy and lurking.

CBN should ensure its liquidity buffer from NNPC crude sales in it's vault is expedited to create a war-chest to defend the Naira (N) as the need arises.

Good one Cardi B.
Business › Re: N500b Capital Base: Capital Needed By Commercial Banks With International Spread by Lanruze: 5:04pm On Mar 29, 2024
The last Banking re-capitalisation programme done during the Obasanjo regime between 2005-2007, was one of the biggest achievements of the Obj era and it birthed Prof. Soludo into Global recognition.

For the records, Cardoso has modified his template by giving Banks a two (2) year window to recapitalise but strategies on how the Banks intend to raise capital should be articulated to CBN by April End, 2024.

The influx of Foreign Direct Investments (FDI) during the Obj era was majorly from Institutional and Portfolio investors into the Banking system during the Soludo era.

Tons of Jobs were created especially for fresh young graduates, retail branches were opened more to cover the unbanked, Nigerians who studied abroad came back home to fill vacancies for well paying Mid-level and Senior Banking roles.

The GUFAZ (GTB, UBA, First Bank, Access & Zenith) tier 1 Banks were properly rooted after the Soludo Banking Consolidation programme. Giving birth to Banking Wiz-kids like Jim Ovia, Bisi Onasanya, Tony Elumelu, Fola Adeola, Aig-Imokuede, Late Herbert Wigwe and the list is endless.

Depending on the medium of raising capital, Shareholding also became democratic as common men could afford shares and stock of Banks.

It's a commendable move by Cardoso and its projection to make the Nigerian Economy a $1 trillion economy would be feasible.
Business › Re: N500b Capital Base: Capital Needed By Commercial Banks With International Spread by Lanruze: 4:38pm On Mar 29, 2024
Check the valuation well. It's true that Opay has a higher valuation than Zenith Bank.

Take it or leave it, it's a two (2) year myth that has stunned the industry.

Opay is an international country with major presence in Nigeria. As such it's business cuts across a global space. The valuation captures it's total Global Assets.



Trojan8:
Valuation is different from shareholders fund. Plus most Fintech coys have stupid valuation that defies logic. Explain to me why Access bank with a valuation of 821bn is lower than Opay. What structures that does Opay have to justify such valuation?
Politics › Re: Oyebanji Congratulates President Tinubu At 72 by Lanruze: 8:09am On Mar 29, 2024
HBD PBAT.

With the current positive traction of the Naira (N) against the Dollar ($) and other foreign currencies, if sustained and can be deliberately targeted at below N400-N500-$1before the year 2025, PBAT would have sent a clear message to the opposition and masses on a sound economic footing.

PBAT shouldn't blame middl Nigerians they have suffered and endured enough its only normal to react when pushed to the wall. Poverty, lack, hunger, unemployment, job loss, erratic power supply, hyper-inflation, insecurity, nepotism and corruption and bribe seeking Government officials are not an easy pill to be swallowed by the majority masses who have endured for over Ten (10) months of excruciating pains.

The masses are not blind and see deliberate efforts of some new appointees to change the Nigerian economy and narrative whilst laying out clear direction policies to cushion the pains on ordinary citizens.

The list of those exceptional performers to be encouraged to do more include ; Yemi Cardoso (CBN Governor), Hon. Bunmi Tunji-Ojo, Senator David Umahi, Dr. Zack Adedeji, Wale Edun and others.

As PBAT celebrates today, let him reflect and be aware that majority of Nigerians are still expectant just want bragging rights on being a proud Nigerian citizen.
Politics › Re: We are aware our Executive, Anjarwalla No Longer In Nigerian Custody – Binance by Lanruze: 3:53pm On Mar 25, 2024
AcuraZDX:
Ok sir, If you are in your Mid-50s then peace be unto you, but if not w*e unto u.

What's the frequency of jail breaks or prisoner escapes from in developed countries.


Kid sharrap.

I guess you haven't heard of the name Alameysia before. A former Governor of Bayelsa that escaped from UK.

Kids everywhere.
Politics › Re: We are aware our Executive, Anjarwalla No Longer In Nigerian Custody – Binance by Lanruze: 3:48pm On Mar 25, 2024
1, Guess you are in your early Fifties and if not, this is a rude staement.

What is the frequency of high-profile Custody-escapes ?




Putindbutt:
If someone could boldly come on social media to say he has never heard of prison break or escape in the US before, it shows the amount of ignorant kids crawling the social media and making stupid noise everyday.

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