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Myself2: Who is Jega foolingSTOP! acting like a Jonathan-Mumu! Why are followers of Jonathan always infected with Cluelessness like this sef? ![]() Change2015:Dont mind that Mumu up there! (myself2) When a bank produces ATM Card for you, they give you with a PIN (Master key). What do you od, if you are not that Mumu up there? YOU CHANGE THE PIN TO THE VALUE YOU WANT AND THE BANK DONT KNOW/HAVE! ![]() If the Company has that "Key" initially, INEC is smart enough to CHANGE it..... after delivery of the Card readers. Fear Not, this election will be "almost" perfect. We are watching Jonathan and Mama Piss, as they try to test the Card Reader with FAKE PVC! ![]() They want to expose the "incident report Form" so they can start cloning it before the end of voting. We dey monitor them wella wella. Just VOTE for Buhari/Osinbajo..... and leave the rest to God. Lastpage! |
AS YOU GO OUT TO VOTE TODAY, REMEMBER... #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember that Jonathan waited for 15,000+ Nigerians to be murdered before taking Boko Haram seriously. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember what Andrew Azazi said that PDP created Boko Haram. Jonathan is working "in-hand" with Boko Haram #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Ask yourself if moving forward is 225naira to $Dollar , if locomotive trains are futuristic transport system. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Ask yourself "If my daughter was kidnapped, would I vote for GEJ?" #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember the Oct bomb blast in Abuja in which Jonathan lied & accused others as he shielded the real bombers. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember that, Obanikoro is now a Minister. EkitiGate has been swept under the carpet. We all know whose voice we heard on that audio. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember the cost of fuel that your generator consumed for all these years. Another 4yrs of darkness not acceptable #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember that they went dancing on stage just a day after many lives were wasted. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember your GEJ raised 21bn for election but IDPs feed on charity & many others is foreign countries. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember your country produces crude oil but imports PMS & DPK. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember GEJ met $1 =119 but now. Its $1=225 #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember the number of jobless people around you. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember the fuel subsidy scam & Hw GEJ removed d subsidy instead of fixing our refineries. #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember who was bribing Obas, OPC and Pastors "in Dollars" why masses where hungry! #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember Jonathan empowered Thugs and Militants to cause havoc and death to force your votes for him #BeforeYouCastYourVote: Remember what Jonathan failed to do in the last 4yrs, he wants to do in 6weeks, just to Trick/Steal your Votes [size=14pt]Mistakes are allowed, we are humans. Jonathan's 2011 election was a mistake.[/size] Repeating the same mistake again is unpardonable. Our Children dont deserve that from us! [size=18pt]Vote for Change! Vote for Buhari/Osinbajo! We must repair this Nigeria Now[/size]. Lastpage! |
Please dont just "Sai Buhari" online... [size=18pt]GO OUT AND VOTE FOR BUHARI[/size]. [size=14pt]EVERYTHING DOES NOT COUNT EXCEPT YOU DEDICATE TODAY TO CHANGE HISTORY SPARE THE TIME TO CHANGE NIGERIA'S DESTINY FOR GOOD VOTE BUHARI / OSINBAJO [/size] Lastapge! |
XBLadez:Why are you contradicting yourself, in your post? You sound so CONFUSED! ![]() Try to relax......dont get HBP just because of election. That #30,000 they gave you cant cure High Blood Pressure, hope you know? ![]() Lastpage! |
Forwetinnah:That is the result of Jonathan "politicising every Govt institution", from the military, to the Govt News Channels like NTA (and bribing the Private ones like AIT). Just imagine if the "opposition" Presidential candidate is speaking and the American public press just cuts him off, while not doing the same to the sitting President? Jonathan has not enabled a "level playing ground" for both candidates even in "Election Spending" whereby he loots our treasury and has access to UNLIMITED Campaign Money while his opponent has to go around begging for some coins. We can see this as well, when he postponed the election, knowing that it would involve more "financial cost" to his opponent,,..... something he would not have a problem with? [size=18pt]Jonathan acts more like a "dictator" who thinks only himself must be heard. We can see through his PRETENSE and no one is fooled. [/size] [size=16pt]He is just trying to get his hands on the "INCIDENCE REPORT FORM" so that they can go and Clone it. That form should not be accessible until Voting time. Jonathan is a FRAUD and a VOTE RIGGER. [/size] He is very desperate to "CREATE" a rigging atmosphere. Lastpage! |
ozoigbondu:As a President, does he have a Choice or is he the only one that has some "hiccups" in accreditation? Maybe he should have scattered the place like some "Agege PDP Thugs" did this morning, right? ![]() I did my own accreditation in less than 30-seconds and majority of people in my Polling Ward did theirs within similar time-frame! It just appears that the "gods" are actual;y against him! Even the Trailer carrying his "Bribery Rice" tumbled and threw Rice into the gutter! Sai / Vote Buhari ...............until Jonathan learns not to use Fake PVC! ![]() Lastpage! |
scribble: As usual with the Jonathan's Govt and its paid sycophants...... EVERYBODy ELSE IS TO BLAME.... except Jonathan himself! Bunch of Eediots! Lastpage! |
splashbaby:Ssshhhhhh.... The "rescued girls" are still being "coached and dressed-up properly", to look like rescued girls! You want those girls to blow alarm and say something like, "l was at home when they came to call me, l dont know what this is about"? ![]() You dont know trying to "keep-up with a lie" is a very difficult thing? I cant just wait to see "what girls" he would present to the world! Trust me, even Shekau sef go follow waka come! Dearis God UOooooo ![]() Lastpage! |
Arch1:Really, the destinies of those kidnapped girls ........who could have been rescued if Jonathan has acted (without playing Politics with their life) immediately under 24hrs, when the girls were still together...... would not allow this clueless thief to win this election! He himself said the girls have been scattered around and that was why they could not be rescued after about 8months! So, how does he plan to "gather and rescue them" now, a day to election? Okay, he wants to parade "arrangee girls" whose parents have been paid! Only God can reward Jonathan for the evil he has don to this nation. Send Jonathan to Otuoke where he belongs, PERMANENTLY...with your Votes. Vote Buhari / Osinbajo Lastpage!
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[size=18pt]EVERYTHING ABOUT JONATHAN is an ACCIDENT![/size] He became Governor by Accident, when his Governor was Impeached He became President by Accident, ...when his principal Yar Ardua died in office His Rice did not get to Otuoke by Accident,...... when the Gods became Angry! He will lose the election tomorrow by Accident......When all the people he bribed "accidentally" Vote for Buhari ![]() Vote Buhari and experience the change l experienced as a young boy, in 1983. Life is beautiful, when there is discipline within the populace! Lastpage!
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Marvellouzkk:Thats "cool", l like that art work!.....Buhari just got another Vote! Thanks for the photoshop. Lastpage! |
Doublyu:Maybe NOT? Maybe she was just an innocent and unfortunate passer-by? Since she is dead, she is not around ot give evidence hence we must not tarnish her memory with such statements. Jeez, did l just quote you? Hmmm.... where is that Ifa priest sef? Abi spirit don catch am? ![]() Lastpage! |
onyedikachukwue:Yea, that is why everywhere he goes, or when he is visited, BLOOD ALWAYS get SPILLED! From visiting women of Bayelsa state, to Okirika, to Lagos, to Abuja, now this!.....innocent blood is always shed! "......I know ye not, you worshippers of the Devil" God will certainly use our PVC to deliver us from the hand of this Lucifer called Jonathan! Lastpage! |
macfarland:[size=18pt]Who is that Lucifer trying to Fool?[/size] I guess the Dollars you were sharing to OPC and PD.Pigs Thugs in Lagos, the Cars you gave to the Traditional rulers (Oba of Lagos and his Chiefs got theirs yesterday afternoon), the $25,000 you gave each Oba, the #7 Billion you gave Ole-depo to bribe all Christian Pastors..... ......WHERE ALL FROM YOUR SALARY, abi? Some people, instead of being gifted with intelligence, Jonathan is gifted with the garb of LYING without blinking! Fear Jonathan, all Nigerians! Vote him OUT convincingly on March 28. Vote FOR Buhari! Vote for Change to the status quo! No more DECEIT! Lastpage! |
virus05:Before nko, ...."Like Father.....Like Son"! ![]() So it is true that "Stewpidity can be INHERITED through the GENES" ... Sai Buhari .......until some people STOP passing stewpidity genes unto their Children! ![]() Lastpage! |
COME MARCH 28TH. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember that Jonathan waited for 15,000+ Nigerians to be murdered before taking Boko Haram seriously. #BeforeYouCastYourVote. Remember what Andrew Azazi said that PDP created Boko Haram. #BeforeYouCastYourVote ask yourself if moving forward is 225naira to dollar , if locomotive trains are futuristic transport system. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Ask yourself "If my daughter was kidnapped, would I vote for GEJ?" #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember the Oct bomb blast in Abuja in which Jonathan lied & accused others as he shielded the real bombers. #BeforeYouCastYourVote. Remeber that, Obanikoro is now a Minister. EkitiGate has been swept under the carpet. We all know whose voice we heard on that audio. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember the cost of fuel that your generator consumed for all these years. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember that they went dancing on stage just a day after many lives were wasted. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember your GEJ raised 21bn for election but IDPs feed on charity & many others is foreign countries. #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember your country produces crude oil but imports PMS & DPK. #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember GEJ met $1 =119 but now. Its $1=225 #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember the number of jobless people around you. #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember the fuel subsidy scam & Hw GEJ removed d subsidy instead of fixing our refineries. Mistakes are allowed, we are humans. Jonathan's election was a mistake. Repeating the same mistake again is unpardonable. Our Children dont deserve that from us! Vote for Change! Vote for Buhari/Osinbajo! We must repair this Nigeria Now. Lastpage1 |
wakacome:You get sense TOO MUCH! Haba, Na only you follow waka come? ![]() GEJ needs to get familiar with his Creek mosquitoes since he would soon be "coming home" finally! ![]() Otuoke or Jail, GEJ must chose one. Lastpage! |
Refugees and their "management" is an international problem that involves the UNHCR and other international bodies. Countries also have to open their borders to these refugees, placing pressure on their social facilities. Now, "Prevention is better than Cure". World Powers have NOW concluded that it is Cheaper and more expedient to "CONTAIN" such Crisis at the host nation, than allow it to spread and become unmanageable or extremely costly. Liberia or Sierra Leone would not have cost the world so much in terms of human lives and resources, if Samuel Doe or Charles Taylor have been seized ASAP, before they threw West Africa into chaos. That was why Laurent Gbagbo was not allowed to throw Ivory coast into Chaos before being arrested and caged. Ofcourse, the French Special Forces "nearby" was there to evacuate French Citizens in the event of Chaos! ![]() America and the E.U has warned president Jonathan.... and put him ON NOTICE that he would be PERSONALLY BE HELD RESPONSIBLE (read that again please) for anticipated election Violence in Nigeria, having seen all the anti-democratic "tricks" he is playing on Nigerians. So for those asking or wondering whether America can intervene, dont ask..... just wait and see. Ivory Coast is a lesson in this context. Lastpage! |
ohenhen1:That is if they "ask permission" now! Did they ask Gbagbo for permission to enter Ivory Coast before putting him in handcuffs? If you think THE WORLD WILL SIT IDLE-BY and watch you saddle the world with 180Million REFUGEES due to AVOIDABLE election Violence, as a result of Jonathan's desperation, then you need to think twice...... or advice that Otuoke creek mosquito to watch his moves and not try further, to rig this election. This election and nigeria as a country is BIGGER than Jonathan and his co-looters! Go! Jonathan Go!! is what the election verdict will be tomorrow ![]() Lastpage! |
[quote Author=America]"The United States is said to have had an intelligence report that the election could turn bloody, if the result does not favour the ruling party. " “Their mission is to move into Nigeria swiftly, should there be any need to do so,” the source said.[/quote]Actually, looking at what OPC is doing in Lagos, What the Militants are doing in Rivers state and knowing how much Jonathan has armed these folks and how desperate Jonathan is, you wont be considered exceptionally brilliant if you say "there would likely be VIOLENCE when Jonathan tries to RIG the election! But worry NOT! When Laurent Gbagbo of Ivory Coast was WARNED to desist from causing wahala because of his political over-ambition, he did not hear! French Special Forces nearby were quickly dispatched to arrest him and bring him to International Justice! If Jonathan no hear word, all his Creek Militants and OPC will not save him ..... infact, OPC go just chop and clean mouth! ![]() Like lightening, he would be arrested and bundled away to The Hague! Seems like Mama Piss will have to spend sometime in jail as well Choi! Jonathan cannot wriggle out of this one...... Na "One Chance" im enter ![]() Lastpage!
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papaskino:Hahahaha! ![]() These PD.Pigs are begining to use their head a lil'bit! [size=18pt]Oya, tell us that Shekau has agreed to release the 250 girls......... if Jonathan is re-elected! That sounds even better[/size] Clueless dumbfucks! Lastpage!
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Akdegreat:The Kidnapper and the Rescuer happens to be one and the same person: JONATHAN/PDP[/b] - General Aziza (murdered by Jonathan's Govt!) Now go figure! ![]() Lastpage! |
emusmith:If Jonathan says avoid Violence, then you see his OPC and PDP Thugs killing people If Jonathan says l will protect Nigerians, then you see Boko Haram kidnaping and killing Nigerians If Jonathan say the economy is improving, then you see prices of commodities doubling and Naira exchange rate tumbling If Jonathan says Agriculture is Up, juts go tot the market and verify that price of Rice has almost doubled! If Jonathan says this election is not a do or die affair, just see the way he is arming militants here and there! If Jonathan says l am not going to Rig the election, just look at how far and desperate his "rigging machine" are ready to go! No one has ever seen [size=18pt]A SHAMELESS LIAR LIKE THIS JONATHAN![/size] Lastpage!
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HzRF:Even your hurriedly registered username shows you are a low-life, paid TAN-oid who will become jobless once your paymaster is booted back to Fish-Farming in Otuoke! ![]() #Stewpidty is when a President suddenly declares that he will catch and kill Shekau only for Shekau to resurface all the time! #Stewpidity is when a President suddenly says he will Defeat Boko Haram within one week to election and he will shows us the rescued Chibok girls! #"Keep-Phucking me" ...must result in something now, just wait till tomorrow! ![]() Lastpage!
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Emmyxclusive:Open Sesame! Alli Baba and the forty thieves! ![]() I say thsi GEJ has become a MAGICIAN! Okay, let him just tell us .........and it is done! Who is fooling who, here? I beg, GEJ, your Movie is badly produced, e nor dey sell. Lastpage! |
COME MARCH 28TH. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember that Jonathan waited for 15,000+ Nigerians to be murdered before taking Boko Haram seriously. #BeforeYouCastYourVote. Remember what Andrew Azazi said that PDP created Boko Haram. #BeforeYouCastYourVote ask yourself if moving forward is 225naira to dollar , if locomotive trains are futuristic transport system. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Ask yourself "If my daughter was kidnapped, would I vote for GEJ?" #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember the Oct bomb blast in Abuja in which Jonathan lied & accused others as he shielded the real bombers. #BeforeYouCastYourVote. Remember that, Obanikoro is now a Minister. EkitiGate has been swept under the carpet. We all know whose voice we heard on that audio. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember the cost of fuel that your generator consumed for all these years. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember that they went dancing on stage just a day after many lives were wasted. #BeforeYouCastYourVote Remember your GEJ raised 21bn for election but IDPs feed on charity & many others is foreign countries. #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember your country produces crude oil but imports PMS & DPK. #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember GEJ met $1 =119 but now. Its $1=225 #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember GEJ met Lagos peaceful but left itin violence by funding and arming OPC and Pd.Pig Thugs #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember GEJ will use "substitute girls" to decive Nigerians he has rescued the #Chibok girls #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember GEJ says he is under oath to protect all Citizens yet allowed hundreds of thousands in the North #BeforeYouCastYourVote remember GEJ is sharing Cars and Dollars to thugs in the SouthWest, promoting Armed Robbery and Violence Just Remember, your vote will determine how your life pans out, in the next four years or more. Vote wisely, Vote for Buhari/Osinbajo, for a better life for Nigerians. Lastpage! |
[size=18pt] "COUNTDOWN" to when Jonathan would DISPLAY the "PREPARED RENTED GIRLS"..... as the #Chibok girls! [/size] Jonathan says the "girls" will be ready by 12-Midnight at the latest! This lying President is wonderful..... Him be MAGICIAN nii? But l wonder o, so Shekau has kept all these girls together, even when informants say the girls have been separated into small groups and scattered across borders of Nigeria, Chad, Niger and Cameroun! This also makes sense as that large contingent of girls will be difficult to hide, feed and catered for, if kept in one place! Also remember that Shekau has married som-off while some have been used as suicide bombers here and there! So, whose girls is Jonathan going to parade a few hours to election? *How low and deceitful can this President get? *Would the whole world not be laughing hysterically at this show of SHAME and COWARDICE? Nigerians can end this show of shame, in a few hours time by Voting our Jonathan. Vote for Buhari/Osinbajo and end this deceit and lying from the worst President Nigerians made the mistake of electing Lastpage! |
sCun:Nothing to do with beauty though this is not to diminish from the beauty of Igbo or Nigerian women in general! Just do a back-check and you will realize that Most "Minority Tribesmen" ALWAYS try to marry from the nearest major ethnicity, to increase and improve their "Political Chances and Coverage". South South is a Minority ethnic Nationality. Check Calabar, Akwa Ibom, middle belts areas, e.t.c. When you hear Ijaw man bearing "Ebelete Okechukwu", you know you are looking at a politician! ![]() Lastpage! |
chymystique:I think it will be more out of anger and protest vote against all the shenanigans of Mama Piss and her band of terrorist preventing APC from having a Peaceful Campaign in Okrika and environs and what that "Jonathan sponsored" Thug in Police Uniform, called Mathew Mbu did, when he was CP in Rivers State! In future, l am sure Political Science students will do a study and review on" How a President that was loved, favored and assisted by all Nigerians to become President in 2009 and 2011..... ended-up becoming the most despised and most ridiculed by all, in 2015! [size=18pt]A case of "Undeserved Goodwill" SQUANDERED carelessly![/size] Vote for Buhari/Osinbajo..... even if only to get rid of this clueless, inept and corrupt regime Lastpage! |
sexyjob:Woe unto your family and your lineage if you think hundreds of thousands killed, millions displaced and 250 girls still missing... is "Anything Good"! Bloody flat head SaTANoid like you! Lastpage! |
pendy79:You deserve an applause! Come and see the mayhem the OPC guys caused at Oshodi yesterday! Very soon, it will take another 4years, Millions of life lost and Billions of naira in "Security Vote", to contain the OPC which Jonathan is arming now....... just for selfish electoral gains! I mean, which sane human being will still Vote for this slowpoke called Jonathan? ![]() Lastpage!
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Emmahunk:I follow Clap for this Jonathan! He would retire as a Nollywood Producer, on March 28. ![]() He cant even make the thing "real" small? ![]() Never believed ANYONE could be this stewpid! Lastpage! |
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